Post by Chris Cyrus on Sept 30, 2009 19:37:11 GMT -4
Part 1
The scene opens up at the most recent Overdrive in Athens, Greece. Chris Cyrus has just defeated Rocky Starr to Unify the APW and CWF Xtreme titles. Chris Cyrus is backstage, in his ring gear, sweating and has both the CWF and APW Xtreme Titles in his hand. He see’s a camera man walking around and get the attention of the camera man to start recording him.
Chris: I told you I would do it. I told you I would make history here tonight. I did exactly what I said I was going to do. I went out there and I beat Rocky Starr. And I did it without picking up one chair. Without Setting up one table. I did it with pure wrestling ability. Something Rocky Starr doesn’t have. And now that I’m finally once again, the only Xtreme Champion in APW, I don’t have to worry about Rocky Starr. We learn tonight that Jason Royce wants to cash in his rematch clause for the Xtreme Title. Of course he would. But the only problem for him, is that he’s facing me.
Its been a long time Jason. But not long enough. The last time we met in the ring, it was at the biggest event of the year, it was at Rasslemania V. Xtreme Title on the line. Hardcore in Hell and I beat the living snot out of you. I made you bleed. I made you cry, and I made you my little bitch that night. Just like I did almost a year ago at Christmas Chaos and next week Jason, its going to be no different. Its going to be déjà vu for you all over again when I beat you.
The difference between you and me Jason is that you’ve always been the same. You’ve always sucked. You’ve always lost. And you know why? Because you’ve always been that guy who relies on “Hardcore Wrestling.” See I’m the not the Hardcore Kid anymore. I’m not the same man that carried you on his back to 2 Tag team championships. I’m not the same man that beat you for the Xtreme Title in the first place and I’m not the same man that almost ended your life at Rasslemania. I’ve changed Jason and for the better. And what have you done. Sure, maybe you got your shot at the main event scene after Rasslemania, but like every time Jason, you choked. You dropped the ball and again, you become the laughing stock of APW. You prove to the world that you’re a nobody.
What you need to realize Jason is that I’m ten times better now than I was six months ago. And you, your not no better than you we’re six years ago. If I almost killed you at Rasslemania, then next week on Overdrive, I’m going to murder you. See Jason, you stand no chance in hell in beating me. The way I see it, your not even in my league anymore Jason. Your not even worthy enough to tie up my boots. Jason, you may think I was caught off guard with you cashing in your rematch, but I’m not. I knew it was coming. I prepared myself for it. Jason, you are too predictable, so predictable, and everyone already predicts that I will kick your ass and beat you on Overdrive.
Look into my eyes Jason Royce. These are the eyes of a man who is confident. The eyes of a man who doesn’t fear you. Jason, your not a threat to me. You’re a nothing, a nobody and a joke. You’re a warm up match for me for One Night in Hell. You’re sole purpose in life is to make me look good. Jason Royce, Iceman, The Legacy, what ever stupid nick name you want to give yourself. I know there’s nothing you want more than to get back your CWF Xtreme Title. Hell, I don’t even want it. My carrying around this belt means nothing to me. I could just it back to you for all I care, but I can’t turn down the opportunity to beat the living crap out of you.
Next week on Overdrive, get ready. Go to the gym, train hard. Get all the advice you can get to beat me, because Jason Royce, your gonna need all the help you can get and more if you want these titles Jason. And believe me, I didn’t work my ass off to be the longest Reigning Xtreme Champion, The longest Reigning APW champion, only to lose it to you. Jason, you couldn’t even beat Rocky Starr at Shockwave, I beat him tonight with next to little no effort. Seriously, what makes you think that you have what it takes to beat me. You couldn’t do it in the past, what do you have this time around to make it happen this time. Jason, I’ve sent you straight to hell many times, but next week on Overdrive, not only will I take you to hell, but I will show you why I am Simply….AWESOME!
Chris walks away as the camera fades to black.
Part 2
The scene opens up in a hotel room some where in Sweden. You see that Hardcore Kid sitting on a chair, with his laptop on his lap. As Chris is on his laptop, Biggs walks into the room.
Biggs: What cha lookin up. It better not be porn. Those sites will mess your computer up.
Chris: For your information… I’m trying to prepare for my match on Overdrive.
Biggs: How?
Chris: I’m trying to find a “Best of” DVD of Jason Royce but I can’t find anything. I even checked Ebay and E-bay has everything.
Biggs: Why do you want a best of Jason Royce DVD? You know your going to destroy him.
Chris: Oh, I know that. We all know it. I think Jason even knows it. But, you know the saying, anything can happen, and with all the crap I’ve been saying about Jason Royce, I need to make sure I don’t lose. Jason did some how managed to beat Jesse Nunez like a month ago. I can’t let a fluke like that happen to me.
Biggs: Here’s the thing about Jesse, he’s a poser. He thinks he’s black and he’s not, that’s his problem. That’s why Jason beat him and that’s why Level One beat him. And that’s why Michael Lively will probably beat as well. As long as you stay focused, then you got this match in the bag.
Chris: I can’t believe that there’s not even any fan made video’s on you tube.
Biggs: Would you get off that thing and focus. Listen to me, your Chris Cyrus. The Greatest Xtreme Champion of all time. The only greatest thing of all time that associated with Jason Royce is him and a hot dog eating contest. Remember, not only are you better than Jason, but your faster, smarter and just simply more awesome than him. We are the Axis of Awesome. We single handily best the AKA. There’s just no possible way that Jason Royce can beat you.
Chris: Your absolutely right Biggs. Jason doesn’t scare me. Him telling me that he’s going to kick my ass is a joke, because I proved, time and time again that he just can’t do it. Royce is all bark and no bite. He can’t back up anything he say’s, unlike me. I’ve said I would beat him back at Christmas Chaos and Rasslemania, and I did. And lets not forget about Assassin, Rocky Starr and Slade Craven, I beat them all too. And all without using any weapons. I didn’t stoop to their level of Wrestling and I won’t do it again at Overdrive. I don’t need to, but part of me wants to just beat Jason skull in with a baseball bat, until this eye balls pops out of his head and his brains scatter all over the ground. And then I’d take his eye balls, shove them up his ass, just so he can watch me beat the crap out of him.
Biggs: Easy there champ.
Chris: Sorry, its just that….Jason is like a mosquito. He’s annoying. Doesn’t go away. You try to kill it, but some how, it gets away, but its always stupid enough to come back. But this time, Jason Royce isn’t going to want to mess with me again. He will realize once and for all that I am the better man. That he can’t and won’t ever beat me. Jason will beg for mercy. Jason will cry in pain. There will be no remorse. No running away. I’m walking out of Overdrive as still the Xtreme champion, and there’s not one thing Jason can do about it.
Biggs: Did that feel good to get that rant out.
Chris: You have no idea.
Biggs: Good, now hand over the lap top, I want to play some solitaire.
Chris: Fine, but I play after you.
Biggs: Deal!
Chris hands over the laptop as the scene fades to black.
The scene opens up at the most recent Overdrive in Athens, Greece. Chris Cyrus has just defeated Rocky Starr to Unify the APW and CWF Xtreme titles. Chris Cyrus is backstage, in his ring gear, sweating and has both the CWF and APW Xtreme Titles in his hand. He see’s a camera man walking around and get the attention of the camera man to start recording him.
Chris: I told you I would do it. I told you I would make history here tonight. I did exactly what I said I was going to do. I went out there and I beat Rocky Starr. And I did it without picking up one chair. Without Setting up one table. I did it with pure wrestling ability. Something Rocky Starr doesn’t have. And now that I’m finally once again, the only Xtreme Champion in APW, I don’t have to worry about Rocky Starr. We learn tonight that Jason Royce wants to cash in his rematch clause for the Xtreme Title. Of course he would. But the only problem for him, is that he’s facing me.
Its been a long time Jason. But not long enough. The last time we met in the ring, it was at the biggest event of the year, it was at Rasslemania V. Xtreme Title on the line. Hardcore in Hell and I beat the living snot out of you. I made you bleed. I made you cry, and I made you my little bitch that night. Just like I did almost a year ago at Christmas Chaos and next week Jason, its going to be no different. Its going to be déjà vu for you all over again when I beat you.
The difference between you and me Jason is that you’ve always been the same. You’ve always sucked. You’ve always lost. And you know why? Because you’ve always been that guy who relies on “Hardcore Wrestling.” See I’m the not the Hardcore Kid anymore. I’m not the same man that carried you on his back to 2 Tag team championships. I’m not the same man that beat you for the Xtreme Title in the first place and I’m not the same man that almost ended your life at Rasslemania. I’ve changed Jason and for the better. And what have you done. Sure, maybe you got your shot at the main event scene after Rasslemania, but like every time Jason, you choked. You dropped the ball and again, you become the laughing stock of APW. You prove to the world that you’re a nobody.
What you need to realize Jason is that I’m ten times better now than I was six months ago. And you, your not no better than you we’re six years ago. If I almost killed you at Rasslemania, then next week on Overdrive, I’m going to murder you. See Jason, you stand no chance in hell in beating me. The way I see it, your not even in my league anymore Jason. Your not even worthy enough to tie up my boots. Jason, you may think I was caught off guard with you cashing in your rematch, but I’m not. I knew it was coming. I prepared myself for it. Jason, you are too predictable, so predictable, and everyone already predicts that I will kick your ass and beat you on Overdrive.
Look into my eyes Jason Royce. These are the eyes of a man who is confident. The eyes of a man who doesn’t fear you. Jason, your not a threat to me. You’re a nothing, a nobody and a joke. You’re a warm up match for me for One Night in Hell. You’re sole purpose in life is to make me look good. Jason Royce, Iceman, The Legacy, what ever stupid nick name you want to give yourself. I know there’s nothing you want more than to get back your CWF Xtreme Title. Hell, I don’t even want it. My carrying around this belt means nothing to me. I could just it back to you for all I care, but I can’t turn down the opportunity to beat the living crap out of you.
Next week on Overdrive, get ready. Go to the gym, train hard. Get all the advice you can get to beat me, because Jason Royce, your gonna need all the help you can get and more if you want these titles Jason. And believe me, I didn’t work my ass off to be the longest Reigning Xtreme Champion, The longest Reigning APW champion, only to lose it to you. Jason, you couldn’t even beat Rocky Starr at Shockwave, I beat him tonight with next to little no effort. Seriously, what makes you think that you have what it takes to beat me. You couldn’t do it in the past, what do you have this time around to make it happen this time. Jason, I’ve sent you straight to hell many times, but next week on Overdrive, not only will I take you to hell, but I will show you why I am Simply….AWESOME!
Chris walks away as the camera fades to black.
Part 2
The scene opens up in a hotel room some where in Sweden. You see that Hardcore Kid sitting on a chair, with his laptop on his lap. As Chris is on his laptop, Biggs walks into the room.
Biggs: What cha lookin up. It better not be porn. Those sites will mess your computer up.
Chris: For your information… I’m trying to prepare for my match on Overdrive.
Biggs: How?
Chris: I’m trying to find a “Best of” DVD of Jason Royce but I can’t find anything. I even checked Ebay and E-bay has everything.
Biggs: Why do you want a best of Jason Royce DVD? You know your going to destroy him.
Chris: Oh, I know that. We all know it. I think Jason even knows it. But, you know the saying, anything can happen, and with all the crap I’ve been saying about Jason Royce, I need to make sure I don’t lose. Jason did some how managed to beat Jesse Nunez like a month ago. I can’t let a fluke like that happen to me.
Biggs: Here’s the thing about Jesse, he’s a poser. He thinks he’s black and he’s not, that’s his problem. That’s why Jason beat him and that’s why Level One beat him. And that’s why Michael Lively will probably beat as well. As long as you stay focused, then you got this match in the bag.
Chris: I can’t believe that there’s not even any fan made video’s on you tube.
Biggs: Would you get off that thing and focus. Listen to me, your Chris Cyrus. The Greatest Xtreme Champion of all time. The only greatest thing of all time that associated with Jason Royce is him and a hot dog eating contest. Remember, not only are you better than Jason, but your faster, smarter and just simply more awesome than him. We are the Axis of Awesome. We single handily best the AKA. There’s just no possible way that Jason Royce can beat you.
Chris: Your absolutely right Biggs. Jason doesn’t scare me. Him telling me that he’s going to kick my ass is a joke, because I proved, time and time again that he just can’t do it. Royce is all bark and no bite. He can’t back up anything he say’s, unlike me. I’ve said I would beat him back at Christmas Chaos and Rasslemania, and I did. And lets not forget about Assassin, Rocky Starr and Slade Craven, I beat them all too. And all without using any weapons. I didn’t stoop to their level of Wrestling and I won’t do it again at Overdrive. I don’t need to, but part of me wants to just beat Jason skull in with a baseball bat, until this eye balls pops out of his head and his brains scatter all over the ground. And then I’d take his eye balls, shove them up his ass, just so he can watch me beat the crap out of him.
Biggs: Easy there champ.
Chris: Sorry, its just that….Jason is like a mosquito. He’s annoying. Doesn’t go away. You try to kill it, but some how, it gets away, but its always stupid enough to come back. But this time, Jason Royce isn’t going to want to mess with me again. He will realize once and for all that I am the better man. That he can’t and won’t ever beat me. Jason will beg for mercy. Jason will cry in pain. There will be no remorse. No running away. I’m walking out of Overdrive as still the Xtreme champion, and there’s not one thing Jason can do about it.
Biggs: Did that feel good to get that rant out.
Chris: You have no idea.
Biggs: Good, now hand over the lap top, I want to play some solitaire.
Chris: Fine, but I play after you.
Biggs: Deal!
Chris hands over the laptop as the scene fades to black.
