Post by Chris Cyrus on Jul 21, 2009 17:39:38 GMT -4
The scene opens up the day after Test for the Best, July 6th. Its around 4pm in the afternoon and we are inside the House of Chris Cyrus in Las Vegas. The two are in their normal clothes and playing Tennis on Wii Sports on the Nintendo Wii on the big screen TV.
Biggs: Ok, If I get this next point, I win.
Chris: Its go time.
Chris pushes the button and motions serving the call. Biggs then returns the serve, but wildly swings his arm and smacks Chris in the back of the head. The distraction causes Chris to miss the ball and Biggs with the match.
Biggs: In your face bitch! Who’s AWESOME!?!?!?
Chris: Anyone can win if you beat the other person with the Wiimote.
Biggs: No rules say I can’t do that.
Chris: Its common sense though.
Biggs: Doesn’t matter. You lose, so you have to live up to your end of the deal.
Chris: Come on now.
Biggs: A Deal is a Deal. We shook on it.
Chris: I didn’t think you we’re serious.
Biggs: Stop being a pussy and do it.
Chris: ……Fine!
Chris picks up his phone and dials a phone number.
Biggs: This is gonna be great.
Chris: You’re a dick, you know that
After a few rings, someone answers.
Chris (Disguising his voice): Hello, is this Jason Royce? I just want to say that your Awesome and I want to have your babies!
Chris quickly hangs up and Biggs falls on the ground laughing.
Chris: Its not that funny.
Biggs tries to catch his breath from laughing so hard.
Chris: Whatever man, I’m gonna go check to see who we’re wrestling on Overdrive.
Chris goes over to his computer as Biggs pulls himself up from the floor and heads on over, looking at the Computer Monitor. Chris opens his favorites and clicks on actionpackedwrestling.tk and checks out the Overdrive Card. He scorrls down looking at the card.
Biggs: Hey, I’m wrestling Orsome. Mark another one in the win columns.
Chris: And I’m fighting John Green. He still around?
Biggs: Yah, he almost won the Test for the Best tournament.
Chris: Pfff, That tournament was Rigged. You should have won.
Biggs: I know. If Jesse didn’t cheat, I would have beat Green in the finals.
Chris: Oh well, looks like I’ll have to do it this time.
Biggs: You got this match won man. John is the most overrated guy in APW. He always chokes under pressure.
Chris: I know. Choked in the Test for the Best Tournament. Chokes in the Survive and Conquer match. it’s surprising to say that he is the first ever APW World Champion.
Biggs: Wasn’t he Xtreme Champion?
Chris: Yah, for like a week or 2. This time last year, John couldn’t buy himself a win. He would show up late at the shows. In no shape to wrestle and embarrass himself in the ring. This year may be different in the sense that he shows up on time at the shows and he’s not embarrassing himself so much. But one thing that be the same is that he will lose.
Biggs: There’s no doubt about it.
Chris: John’s only success is winning the APW World Title. But back then, there wasn’t the competition like there is now. And since then, he’s failed at everything he tried to do. And look at me, I’ve accomplished everything I’ve set out to do so far. I’ve only been in this business for less than 2 years, and already, I’m a 2 time Tag Team Champion. The current Xtreme Champion, and the longest reigning champion in APW History. 7 months and still going strong.
Biggs: Your Awesome, not as Awesome as me, but pretty damn close.
Chris: Damn right I’m awesome. You saw how Awesome I was at Test for the Best when I destroyed Assassin with my bare hands. You saw how Awesome I was when I retained my Xtreme Title without lowering myself to wrestling with weapons. Sure I put Assassin through a table, but I didn’t put the table there and the table just happen to be there when I did the move on Assassin. But John Green is going to realize that I’m not The Hardcore Kid anymore. Some kid from the streets who came from backyard wrestling. I am Chris Cyrus. The future of APW. Green and I fought back in the early days of APW and he beat me, but that was then, and this is now. Back then, I barely knew the difference between a wrist lock and a wrist watch. This time around, I’m bigger, stronger, smarter and better.
Biggs: Chris man, John Green is a punk ass bitch. He’s has nothing on you. Your going to show him that him losing at Test for the Best wasn’t a fluke or a mistake.
Chris: John Green is going to get a wake up call on Overdrive, because after I win, and I will win, John will realize that his time as a big superstar is over. And while I’m at it, I’m sending him straight to Hell!
Biggs: Did that feel good to get that off your chest?
Chris: It sure did.
Biggs: Another match of Wii tennis?
Chris: As long as you don’t hit me again.
Biggs: Its not in the rules that I can’t!
The pick up the Wiimotes and get back to playing Wii.
Biggs: Ok, If I get this next point, I win.
Chris: Its go time.
Chris pushes the button and motions serving the call. Biggs then returns the serve, but wildly swings his arm and smacks Chris in the back of the head. The distraction causes Chris to miss the ball and Biggs with the match.
Biggs: In your face bitch! Who’s AWESOME!?!?!?
Chris: Anyone can win if you beat the other person with the Wiimote.
Biggs: No rules say I can’t do that.
Chris: Its common sense though.
Biggs: Doesn’t matter. You lose, so you have to live up to your end of the deal.
Chris: Come on now.
Biggs: A Deal is a Deal. We shook on it.
Chris: I didn’t think you we’re serious.
Biggs: Stop being a pussy and do it.
Chris: ……Fine!
Chris picks up his phone and dials a phone number.
Biggs: This is gonna be great.
Chris: You’re a dick, you know that
After a few rings, someone answers.
Chris (Disguising his voice): Hello, is this Jason Royce? I just want to say that your Awesome and I want to have your babies!
Chris quickly hangs up and Biggs falls on the ground laughing.
Chris: Its not that funny.
Biggs tries to catch his breath from laughing so hard.
Chris: Whatever man, I’m gonna go check to see who we’re wrestling on Overdrive.
Chris goes over to his computer as Biggs pulls himself up from the floor and heads on over, looking at the Computer Monitor. Chris opens his favorites and clicks on actionpackedwrestling.tk and checks out the Overdrive Card. He scorrls down looking at the card.
Biggs: Hey, I’m wrestling Orsome. Mark another one in the win columns.
Chris: And I’m fighting John Green. He still around?
Biggs: Yah, he almost won the Test for the Best tournament.
Chris: Pfff, That tournament was Rigged. You should have won.
Biggs: I know. If Jesse didn’t cheat, I would have beat Green in the finals.
Chris: Oh well, looks like I’ll have to do it this time.
Biggs: You got this match won man. John is the most overrated guy in APW. He always chokes under pressure.
Chris: I know. Choked in the Test for the Best Tournament. Chokes in the Survive and Conquer match. it’s surprising to say that he is the first ever APW World Champion.
Biggs: Wasn’t he Xtreme Champion?
Chris: Yah, for like a week or 2. This time last year, John couldn’t buy himself a win. He would show up late at the shows. In no shape to wrestle and embarrass himself in the ring. This year may be different in the sense that he shows up on time at the shows and he’s not embarrassing himself so much. But one thing that be the same is that he will lose.
Biggs: There’s no doubt about it.
Chris: John’s only success is winning the APW World Title. But back then, there wasn’t the competition like there is now. And since then, he’s failed at everything he tried to do. And look at me, I’ve accomplished everything I’ve set out to do so far. I’ve only been in this business for less than 2 years, and already, I’m a 2 time Tag Team Champion. The current Xtreme Champion, and the longest reigning champion in APW History. 7 months and still going strong.
Biggs: Your Awesome, not as Awesome as me, but pretty damn close.
Chris: Damn right I’m awesome. You saw how Awesome I was at Test for the Best when I destroyed Assassin with my bare hands. You saw how Awesome I was when I retained my Xtreme Title without lowering myself to wrestling with weapons. Sure I put Assassin through a table, but I didn’t put the table there and the table just happen to be there when I did the move on Assassin. But John Green is going to realize that I’m not The Hardcore Kid anymore. Some kid from the streets who came from backyard wrestling. I am Chris Cyrus. The future of APW. Green and I fought back in the early days of APW and he beat me, but that was then, and this is now. Back then, I barely knew the difference between a wrist lock and a wrist watch. This time around, I’m bigger, stronger, smarter and better.
Biggs: Chris man, John Green is a punk ass bitch. He’s has nothing on you. Your going to show him that him losing at Test for the Best wasn’t a fluke or a mistake.
Chris: John Green is going to get a wake up call on Overdrive, because after I win, and I will win, John will realize that his time as a big superstar is over. And while I’m at it, I’m sending him straight to Hell!
Biggs: Did that feel good to get that off your chest?
Chris: It sure did.
Biggs: Another match of Wii tennis?
Chris: As long as you don’t hit me again.
Biggs: Its not in the rules that I can’t!
The pick up the Wiimotes and get back to playing Wii.
