Post by President Jeff on Jul 29, 2009 8:50:11 GMT -4
The scene opens up at the APW Offices in Toronto Ontario Canada. A door opens and a bunch of business men walk out. The last man to walk out, wearing a suit and holding a black berry is the owner of Action Packed Wrestling, President Hurricane Jeff. Walking out, APW Interviewer, Shane West walks up to Jeff
Shane: Jeff, can I get a few words from you regarding your match at Overdrive against Streets Wilson
Jeff: Sure, but make it quick, I’m a busy man right now.
Shane: A lot of people have been wondering, why put yourself in a match against Streets Wilson. I mean, your pretty much retired from In ring competition. You got power. You got Money. Why not have some else do your dirty work.
Jeff: Its pretty simple. Ever heard the saying “If you want something done, do it yourself”
Shane nods
Jeff: That’s the situation here. Streets stabbed me in the back. I took him in under my wing. Streets was a lost puppy dog with no where’s to go. No inspiration in life, and I felt bad for him, so to make him feel good about himself, and to make him feel important, I told me that he could be my body guard. And look what happens. I never needed Streets as a Body guard. Me getting attacked by Twister back at Christmas time, that was a one time fluke. I’m Hurricane Jeff. Thirteen Time world Champion. I’ve won many more other titles. I’ve won awards. I’ve had five star matches. Do I look like a guy that needs a freakin body guard. I tired to do Streets a Favor and this is how he repaid me. He decided to Align himself with a man who at the biggest event of the Year, Rasslemania, basically said F-you to me and APW. Streets made one of the biggest mistakes of his life at Test for the Best and on Overdrive, I get my revenge
Shane: With Michael Lively in the picture now, any concerns of him getting involved in your match and prevent you from getting any revenge on Streets
Jeff: I’ve been in this business for a long long time and I’ve already made arrangements to make sure Michael Lively doesn’t get involved. I went and hired some of the best Security around to stand at ringside and make sure he doesn’t get into the ring. To make sure no one stops me from hurting Streets. From embarrassing him like he embarrassed me at Test for the Best. There’s no one that will stop me from being Streets to an inch of his life. And he’s going to learn first hand why he shouldn’t have messed with Hurricane Jeff.
Shane: Why invite Michael Lively to the arena and have matches with wrestlers on your Roster if he’s not under contract?
Jeff: Its pretty simple. One, the fans hate Lively and want to see him get his ass kicked. Two. Because I’m giving the fans what they want, they pay to see it and I don’t have to pay Lively. And three, I hate Lively and Lively hates me. Quite honestly, I don’t want anything to do with him. So if I can get one of my wrestlers to take Lively out for me, then that’s one less headache that I have to deal with. I’ve already gave him too much attention in this interview. Next Question
Shane: Well I’ll wrap this up since I know you’re a busy man. If Streets was standing right here, what would you say to him.
Jeff thinks for a second
Jeff: I would look him dead straight in the eyes
Jeff looks at Shane in the eyes
Jeff: And I would tell him that on Overdrive, I’m going to give him the beating that his daddy should have given him. I’d tell him that I didn’t get where I am today by letting people get the best of me and walking all over me. I’d tell him I got where I am today by making examples out of low life douche bags who can’t think for themselves. And I’d tell him at Overdrive, when its all said and done, and while he lays on his back after being caught in the Eye of a Hurricane, and he hears the Whispers in the wind declaring me the winner. Streets will realize that Thur Howling Winds, And Pouring Rain, He had just feared….The Hurricane!
Jeff walks away and goes back to fiddling around on his black berry as the scene fades
Shane: Jeff, can I get a few words from you regarding your match at Overdrive against Streets Wilson
Jeff: Sure, but make it quick, I’m a busy man right now.
Shane: A lot of people have been wondering, why put yourself in a match against Streets Wilson. I mean, your pretty much retired from In ring competition. You got power. You got Money. Why not have some else do your dirty work.
Jeff: Its pretty simple. Ever heard the saying “If you want something done, do it yourself”
Shane nods
Jeff: That’s the situation here. Streets stabbed me in the back. I took him in under my wing. Streets was a lost puppy dog with no where’s to go. No inspiration in life, and I felt bad for him, so to make him feel good about himself, and to make him feel important, I told me that he could be my body guard. And look what happens. I never needed Streets as a Body guard. Me getting attacked by Twister back at Christmas time, that was a one time fluke. I’m Hurricane Jeff. Thirteen Time world Champion. I’ve won many more other titles. I’ve won awards. I’ve had five star matches. Do I look like a guy that needs a freakin body guard. I tired to do Streets a Favor and this is how he repaid me. He decided to Align himself with a man who at the biggest event of the Year, Rasslemania, basically said F-you to me and APW. Streets made one of the biggest mistakes of his life at Test for the Best and on Overdrive, I get my revenge
Shane: With Michael Lively in the picture now, any concerns of him getting involved in your match and prevent you from getting any revenge on Streets
Jeff: I’ve been in this business for a long long time and I’ve already made arrangements to make sure Michael Lively doesn’t get involved. I went and hired some of the best Security around to stand at ringside and make sure he doesn’t get into the ring. To make sure no one stops me from hurting Streets. From embarrassing him like he embarrassed me at Test for the Best. There’s no one that will stop me from being Streets to an inch of his life. And he’s going to learn first hand why he shouldn’t have messed with Hurricane Jeff.
Shane: Why invite Michael Lively to the arena and have matches with wrestlers on your Roster if he’s not under contract?
Jeff: Its pretty simple. One, the fans hate Lively and want to see him get his ass kicked. Two. Because I’m giving the fans what they want, they pay to see it and I don’t have to pay Lively. And three, I hate Lively and Lively hates me. Quite honestly, I don’t want anything to do with him. So if I can get one of my wrestlers to take Lively out for me, then that’s one less headache that I have to deal with. I’ve already gave him too much attention in this interview. Next Question
Shane: Well I’ll wrap this up since I know you’re a busy man. If Streets was standing right here, what would you say to him.
Jeff thinks for a second
Jeff: I would look him dead straight in the eyes
Jeff looks at Shane in the eyes
Jeff: And I would tell him that on Overdrive, I’m going to give him the beating that his daddy should have given him. I’d tell him that I didn’t get where I am today by letting people get the best of me and walking all over me. I’d tell him I got where I am today by making examples out of low life douche bags who can’t think for themselves. And I’d tell him at Overdrive, when its all said and done, and while he lays on his back after being caught in the Eye of a Hurricane, and he hears the Whispers in the wind declaring me the winner. Streets will realize that Thur Howling Winds, And Pouring Rain, He had just feared….The Hurricane!
Jeff walks away and goes back to fiddling around on his black berry as the scene fades
