Post by Chris Cyrus on Aug 6, 2009 12:19:50 GMT -4
FLUSH
The sound of a toilet flushing is heard as the scene opens up in a hotel room in Portland Maine. In the room is Biggs and the Beast, sitting at a table playing some poker. The bathroom door opens and out walks Chris Cyrus
Biggs: Man, that must have been a big Streets Wilson. You we’re in there for like half an hour.
The Beast laughs to himself at Biggs calling Streets Crap
Chris: We’re not eating Mexican food for a long time. Man my ass hurts.
Biggs: At least it’s the Mexican food that hurt it and not a sausage fest.
Chris: Amen to that brother!
Back to the poker game
Biggs: I’m all in. What ya got Beast.
Beast lays his card down and Biggs looks at it
Biggs: Four Aces! DAMN!
Chris: What you have Biggs?
Biggs: Two pairs.
Chris: Lets hope you have better luck on Overdrive.
Biggs: I’m sure it won’t be a problem. Lets hope your in shape for Overdrive. I can still smell ya from the bathroom.
Chris: Streets Career went to the same place that Mexican food went. Down the toilet. I’m no where’s near worried about Streets. The guy hasn’t done anything in like forever. And to think, this guy is a former Tag champion and Xtreme Champion. The guy went from a bad ass to a bad joke.
Biggs: it’s a same that his name is even associated those title. Its you who made both those something special.
Chris: I know. Longest Reigning Tag champion. Longest Reigning Xtreme Champion. And because of that, I’m the longest reigning APW Champion in history.
Biggs: That almost deserves a nick name. Like Mr. Wednesday Night.
Chris: uhh. I don’t know about that. I don’t need a nick name. I need to be focused on beating Streets. I know its going to be an easy win, but I can chance that some how, some way he gets lucky and beat me. You know how embarrassing that would be. It be more embarrassing that losing to Jason Royce. And believe me, I was embarrassed at Rasslemania IV when I lost to him, which motivated me to change my career around.
Biggs: Don’t Stress yourself out over Streets. Remember, your one half of The Axis of Awesome! I’m Awesome. Your Awesome. The Beast is Awesome. We all just Reek of Awesomeness. Streets just reeks of Drugs and booze. And he’s living proof that bums like that don’t make it any anywhere. I mean, Streets is just as useful as a Five Cent hooker.
Chris: HEY! Don’t compare Streets to Hookers. Hookers are way more valuable to society than Streets Wilson is. Without Hooker, Who is there to satisfy the needs to single men or cheating husbands. Someone needs to do it, and god bless America its them!
Biggs: Good Point.
Chris: If you want to compare Streets to something. I’d say that Streets is like Paris Hilton. Useless.
Biggs: True. She is pretty useless. I don’t know Why Michael Lively lets Streets hang out with him.
Chris: Lively is almost as big of a douche as Streets. The guy disrespected APW and the World Title a few months back.
Biggs: I guess losers attract to each other huh?
Chris: Looks like it. But at Overdrive, Streets is going to find out first hand what its like to be on the Streets when I give him a beating he’ll never, ever forget. Just like you got Rid of Joey Orsome and I got rid of Assassin, Wednesday Night on Overdrive, we put an end to the career of Streets Wilson once and for all. Its time to do Streets a favor and put him out of his Misery. Time to help out the roster by getting them more air time. Time to help out APW by replacing Streets with anyone to bring in more ratings. At Overdrive, Streets will be sent Straight to Hell. I’m done wasting my time talking about that piece of crap. I’m in the mood for some Strippers. Who’s coming?
Beast is quick to get up and walk towards the door.
Biggs: Well I don’t want to be left alone.
Chris: Then lets go.
The team walks out of the hotel room as the scene fades.
The sound of a toilet flushing is heard as the scene opens up in a hotel room in Portland Maine. In the room is Biggs and the Beast, sitting at a table playing some poker. The bathroom door opens and out walks Chris Cyrus
Biggs: Man, that must have been a big Streets Wilson. You we’re in there for like half an hour.
The Beast laughs to himself at Biggs calling Streets Crap
Chris: We’re not eating Mexican food for a long time. Man my ass hurts.
Biggs: At least it’s the Mexican food that hurt it and not a sausage fest.
Chris: Amen to that brother!
Back to the poker game
Biggs: I’m all in. What ya got Beast.
Beast lays his card down and Biggs looks at it
Biggs: Four Aces! DAMN!
Chris: What you have Biggs?
Biggs: Two pairs.
Chris: Lets hope you have better luck on Overdrive.
Biggs: I’m sure it won’t be a problem. Lets hope your in shape for Overdrive. I can still smell ya from the bathroom.
Chris: Streets Career went to the same place that Mexican food went. Down the toilet. I’m no where’s near worried about Streets. The guy hasn’t done anything in like forever. And to think, this guy is a former Tag champion and Xtreme Champion. The guy went from a bad ass to a bad joke.
Biggs: it’s a same that his name is even associated those title. Its you who made both those something special.
Chris: I know. Longest Reigning Tag champion. Longest Reigning Xtreme Champion. And because of that, I’m the longest reigning APW Champion in history.
Biggs: That almost deserves a nick name. Like Mr. Wednesday Night.
Chris: uhh. I don’t know about that. I don’t need a nick name. I need to be focused on beating Streets. I know its going to be an easy win, but I can chance that some how, some way he gets lucky and beat me. You know how embarrassing that would be. It be more embarrassing that losing to Jason Royce. And believe me, I was embarrassed at Rasslemania IV when I lost to him, which motivated me to change my career around.
Biggs: Don’t Stress yourself out over Streets. Remember, your one half of The Axis of Awesome! I’m Awesome. Your Awesome. The Beast is Awesome. We all just Reek of Awesomeness. Streets just reeks of Drugs and booze. And he’s living proof that bums like that don’t make it any anywhere. I mean, Streets is just as useful as a Five Cent hooker.
Chris: HEY! Don’t compare Streets to Hookers. Hookers are way more valuable to society than Streets Wilson is. Without Hooker, Who is there to satisfy the needs to single men or cheating husbands. Someone needs to do it, and god bless America its them!
Biggs: Good Point.
Chris: If you want to compare Streets to something. I’d say that Streets is like Paris Hilton. Useless.
Biggs: True. She is pretty useless. I don’t know Why Michael Lively lets Streets hang out with him.
Chris: Lively is almost as big of a douche as Streets. The guy disrespected APW and the World Title a few months back.
Biggs: I guess losers attract to each other huh?
Chris: Looks like it. But at Overdrive, Streets is going to find out first hand what its like to be on the Streets when I give him a beating he’ll never, ever forget. Just like you got Rid of Joey Orsome and I got rid of Assassin, Wednesday Night on Overdrive, we put an end to the career of Streets Wilson once and for all. Its time to do Streets a favor and put him out of his Misery. Time to help out the roster by getting them more air time. Time to help out APW by replacing Streets with anyone to bring in more ratings. At Overdrive, Streets will be sent Straight to Hell. I’m done wasting my time talking about that piece of crap. I’m in the mood for some Strippers. Who’s coming?
Beast is quick to get up and walk towards the door.
Biggs: Well I don’t want to be left alone.
Chris: Then lets go.
The team walks out of the hotel room as the scene fades.
