Post by John Green on Aug 6, 2009 18:39:16 GMT -4
John Green, who has been recantly saved by Eddie Bradley, walks in to his old friend Chris Johnson's gym in Pittsburgh. He is wearing one of his new Armani suits and he is fanning himself before he steps into Chris’s office. Chris is resting in his air conditioned office, watching the APW 24/7 channel.
John: Dude, it is hot as a jalapenos coochi out there right now.
Chris: That’s why I’m watching the APW channel in here.
John: Anything good on right now? Wait where the hell are my manners? What's Up man haven't talked to you in a while?
Chris: Nothing much Eddie told me you were starting up a group in APW and wanted me to be in it. And for the APW 24/7, I just taped the promo for your match against Pence. I swear, that guy’s whacked out of his mind now.
John: Let me see it. I have to see this to believe it. After all, he’s probably mad that he lost the APW Title to Level One.
Chris: Yeah, I think he is.
John and Chris watch the promo as John gets up and gets a bottle of water. They finish watching the promo set for Greens upcoming match as John just has a look on his face like “What the hell?”
John: You’ve got to be kidding me, right? They really think I'm gonna lose ti him.(Looks over at Chris)
Chris: You know, I wish I was kidding you, but I don’t think that Weatherlight’s forgotten about you saying you're better than him.
John: I really don’t understand the signs that he’s getting referring to me as the Match opener of the company.
Chris: Well, it was meant literally as in you lost to Jesse and all these people for three weeks and before that.
John: Can I help it if I have off nights?
Chris: Actually, you could. There’s this lovely thing called training centers like this one you're in right…
John: Shut up.
Chris: You know what I mean.
John: Here’s the thing…I don’t think that Pence Weatherlight “The Enlightener.” (Thinks for a second) Chris, is it just me or am I one of the few guys in the APW that doesn’t have an identity crisis?
Chris: Yeah, I noticed there’s a lot of people with an identity crisis around here.
John: Tell me about it. That’s beside the point, though. Pence Weatherlight thinks he’s so great just because he’s beaten Level One and Jason Royce and because he was a boxer big whoop.
Chris: Don’t knock him, John. There are a lot of great wrestlers out there he's defeated.
John: You missed my point, Chris. Just because someone is a former champ, it doesn’t mean that they are a fantastic wrestler. He’s good, I’ll give him that, but he’s also a pain in the ass. Weatherlight is trying to dominate APW, just like any other wretler out there. It’s the same with Jesse Nunez and it’s the same for Cyrus’s stupid faction. I’m just looking to prove something, Chris. I said that at Test For The Best, I would make an impact. I think that making it to the Finals showed that I did make an impact. Chris, admit it. You didn’t expect me to hang in there as long as I did.
Chris: You’re right; I didn’t expect you to be in there as long as you were. However, you have to look past the matches. You had Jesse won but somehow he reversed the Tap Out and got you out. Now he's gonna finally settle things he has between Level One.
John: You see, you always jump to conclusions. Chris, don’t you get it? The match won’t settle a damn thing. If Jesse loses he's still going to want to have his hands own Level One. Plus thers this masked guy going around trying to scare Jesse away.
Chris: Masked Man?
John: Yeah he's mad about a win Jesse got over him but I don't see why. Jesse has just defeated me twice and I've improved by stopping my drinking, smoking and my ass holish ways. I wanna defeat him as bad as the next guy but I'm aiming to be what I was screwed out to be along time ago. APW Champ
Chris: You sound like you’re complaining. And- Did you just you stopped drinking and smoking?
John: Yeah but forget about. I’m not really complaining, Chris.
Chris: Shouldn’t you worry about Pence Weatherlight instead of the APW Title?
John: I didn’t say I was going to ignore the fact that I have a match pn Overdrive. I’m just saying that I think I deserve a chance to become the Number One contender as well.
Chris: I’ll talk to Jeff about it. Seeing as how I'm your next man in the group.
John: You’ll talk him about it? What, do you have connections with the boss now or something?
Chris: I have my ways.
John: Hey, it’s Mr. Secretive all of a sudden. Why won’t you tell me about any of this? I mean were stablemates now
Chris: Look, I’m just trying to get you a match for Shockwave?
John: What kind of match? Number One Contenders match? A grudge match? A Beanbag Pit match? What?
Chris: First of all, I don’t even know what a Beanbag Pit match is.
John: Don’t worry, neither do I. Continue.
Chris: I can’t give you any details. I just have to let Jeff make the official announcement whenever he plans on it.
John: You see, now you’re making it sound like I’m in a huge upper mid-card match for something special.
Chris: I’m not making any promises.
John: Well, I guess I’m just going to have to wait and see.
Chris: Yeah, you’re just going to have to be patient.
John: You know, that’s not necessarily true.
Chris: What do you mean?
John: I could always just beat it out of you.
Chris: Oh, come on. What makes you think that you can beat me down, huh?
John: Chris, I have two words for you: I am the Retribution Killer.
Chris: (Stares at John) Sometimes, I hate you.
John: Don’t worry. I hate you more often than not.
Chris: That’s phenomenal. Listen, do you need any training for Pence Weatherlight?
John: I don’t know, Chris. Quite honestly, I think the best training that I ever had was when we fought in that indy Iron Man match.
Chris: You know, I really tried to beat you. I thought I had you when I was up two falls to one.
John: Well, Chris, you learned the hard way. You can never doubt the Headsplitter. In fact, almost nobody has ever kicked out of the Headsplitter to my knowledge. It’s a powerful move.
Chris: Trust me, I know that.
John: It’s really the one thing about my arsenal that people fear. You know something? I think I’m going to nickname my finishing move.
Chris: You’re going to nickname your finisher? Okay, now I know you’ve gone off the deep end.
John: I’ve always said that I wanted to make an impact in APW. So from now on, the Headsplitter will still be called the Headsplitter. However, it can also be known as the T.N.I.
Chris: T.N.I? What does that mean?
John: T.N.I. stands for Total Nonstop Impact. That’s what I plan to bring from now on.
Chris: Go for it, man.
John looks at the camera in his suit as he wipes some cold sweat from his face.
John: So, it seems like John Green has returned to APW from his slump. It’s funny when I think about it. People really overlook what I say. I don’t know how many times I’ve had to say it, but I’ve already dropped the nickname “The Great”. In fact, I did that a few months ago. It’s no wonder people lose to me. I’m extremely underrated and it’s pretty sad. So, let me ask all of you APW fans and superstars and employees: Did you think I was gone in my mind after both Jesse and Cyrus took me down? Are you kidding me? I’ve suffered many worse losses than that. I’ve been thrown off a stage. I’ve been thrown through stacked tables from a ladder. I’ve been through announcer tables off a cage. I’ve been through a hell of a Fight with Jesse Nunez. Do you know what I got out of all of that? I got absolutely nothing. I had to come back. I didn’t really accomplish anything in the short time that I’ve been in APW. I haven’t won a title and quite honestly, the opportunities for title shots for me have been few and far between. That’s all going to change real fast.
It starts off on Overdrive with Pence Weatherlight. Pence, it seems like you are attempting to feed off of divine intervention. Well, here’s the thing. I do believe in God, and no, I’m not talking about Michael Lively or Kaos, I’m talking about the real God. I don’t think that I am a major sinner whether it is in your eyes or the eyes of our Lord. Obviously, I’m not perfect, but then again, who is? I’m not here to anger our God, but I am here to serve him as well. I may not profess my faith as often as other people, but I do hold strong faith. I am no longer the asshole I once was.
Now, how does that tie in to our match Wednesday? Well, I’ll tell you. First of all, I don’t think that I automatically became a man when I faced you the last two times and took a major beating. However, I do want to point out that I did not get pinned in neither of those matches. You’re right about something. I didn't win against you in either of the matches when we faced. But your loss in the match against Level One was caused by pure stupidity on your part.
So, it has come to a match on Overdrive to see who rerally is better. Don’t worry, Weatherlight, I’ll be waiting for you and there’s one more thing. At Overdrive, you will feel the wrath of the Total Nonstop Impact known as the Headsplitter delivered expertly and flawlessly as always by yours truly, John Green. And if you don’t like that, then your life is the pits, deal with it.
John sits back in the chair in Chris’s office as he and Chris continue to watch the APW 24/7 channel.
John: Now about the stable.
Chris: I've got a great name.
John grins as the scene fades to black.
(OOC: I know I never told how John made it out of the problem with the Killer. It will be told through this storyline I have coming up.)
John: Dude, it is hot as a jalapenos coochi out there right now.
Chris: That’s why I’m watching the APW channel in here.
John: Anything good on right now? Wait where the hell are my manners? What's Up man haven't talked to you in a while?
Chris: Nothing much Eddie told me you were starting up a group in APW and wanted me to be in it. And for the APW 24/7, I just taped the promo for your match against Pence. I swear, that guy’s whacked out of his mind now.
John: Let me see it. I have to see this to believe it. After all, he’s probably mad that he lost the APW Title to Level One.
Chris: Yeah, I think he is.
John and Chris watch the promo as John gets up and gets a bottle of water. They finish watching the promo set for Greens upcoming match as John just has a look on his face like “What the hell?”
John: You’ve got to be kidding me, right? They really think I'm gonna lose ti him.(Looks over at Chris)
Chris: You know, I wish I was kidding you, but I don’t think that Weatherlight’s forgotten about you saying you're better than him.
John: I really don’t understand the signs that he’s getting referring to me as the Match opener of the company.
Chris: Well, it was meant literally as in you lost to Jesse and all these people for three weeks and before that.
John: Can I help it if I have off nights?
Chris: Actually, you could. There’s this lovely thing called training centers like this one you're in right…
John: Shut up.
Chris: You know what I mean.
John: Here’s the thing…I don’t think that Pence Weatherlight “The Enlightener.” (Thinks for a second) Chris, is it just me or am I one of the few guys in the APW that doesn’t have an identity crisis?
Chris: Yeah, I noticed there’s a lot of people with an identity crisis around here.
John: Tell me about it. That’s beside the point, though. Pence Weatherlight thinks he’s so great just because he’s beaten Level One and Jason Royce and because he was a boxer big whoop.
Chris: Don’t knock him, John. There are a lot of great wrestlers out there he's defeated.
John: You missed my point, Chris. Just because someone is a former champ, it doesn’t mean that they are a fantastic wrestler. He’s good, I’ll give him that, but he’s also a pain in the ass. Weatherlight is trying to dominate APW, just like any other wretler out there. It’s the same with Jesse Nunez and it’s the same for Cyrus’s stupid faction. I’m just looking to prove something, Chris. I said that at Test For The Best, I would make an impact. I think that making it to the Finals showed that I did make an impact. Chris, admit it. You didn’t expect me to hang in there as long as I did.
Chris: You’re right; I didn’t expect you to be in there as long as you were. However, you have to look past the matches. You had Jesse won but somehow he reversed the Tap Out and got you out. Now he's gonna finally settle things he has between Level One.
John: You see, you always jump to conclusions. Chris, don’t you get it? The match won’t settle a damn thing. If Jesse loses he's still going to want to have his hands own Level One. Plus thers this masked guy going around trying to scare Jesse away.
Chris: Masked Man?
John: Yeah he's mad about a win Jesse got over him but I don't see why. Jesse has just defeated me twice and I've improved by stopping my drinking, smoking and my ass holish ways. I wanna defeat him as bad as the next guy but I'm aiming to be what I was screwed out to be along time ago. APW Champ
Chris: You sound like you’re complaining. And- Did you just you stopped drinking and smoking?
John: Yeah but forget about. I’m not really complaining, Chris.
Chris: Shouldn’t you worry about Pence Weatherlight instead of the APW Title?
John: I didn’t say I was going to ignore the fact that I have a match pn Overdrive. I’m just saying that I think I deserve a chance to become the Number One contender as well.
Chris: I’ll talk to Jeff about it. Seeing as how I'm your next man in the group.
John: You’ll talk him about it? What, do you have connections with the boss now or something?
Chris: I have my ways.
John: Hey, it’s Mr. Secretive all of a sudden. Why won’t you tell me about any of this? I mean were stablemates now
Chris: Look, I’m just trying to get you a match for Shockwave?
John: What kind of match? Number One Contenders match? A grudge match? A Beanbag Pit match? What?
Chris: First of all, I don’t even know what a Beanbag Pit match is.
John: Don’t worry, neither do I. Continue.
Chris: I can’t give you any details. I just have to let Jeff make the official announcement whenever he plans on it.
John: You see, now you’re making it sound like I’m in a huge upper mid-card match for something special.
Chris: I’m not making any promises.
John: Well, I guess I’m just going to have to wait and see.
Chris: Yeah, you’re just going to have to be patient.
John: You know, that’s not necessarily true.
Chris: What do you mean?
John: I could always just beat it out of you.
Chris: Oh, come on. What makes you think that you can beat me down, huh?
John: Chris, I have two words for you: I am the Retribution Killer.
Chris: (Stares at John) Sometimes, I hate you.
John: Don’t worry. I hate you more often than not.
Chris: That’s phenomenal. Listen, do you need any training for Pence Weatherlight?
John: I don’t know, Chris. Quite honestly, I think the best training that I ever had was when we fought in that indy Iron Man match.
Chris: You know, I really tried to beat you. I thought I had you when I was up two falls to one.
John: Well, Chris, you learned the hard way. You can never doubt the Headsplitter. In fact, almost nobody has ever kicked out of the Headsplitter to my knowledge. It’s a powerful move.
Chris: Trust me, I know that.
John: It’s really the one thing about my arsenal that people fear. You know something? I think I’m going to nickname my finishing move.
Chris: You’re going to nickname your finisher? Okay, now I know you’ve gone off the deep end.
John: I’ve always said that I wanted to make an impact in APW. So from now on, the Headsplitter will still be called the Headsplitter. However, it can also be known as the T.N.I.
Chris: T.N.I? What does that mean?
John: T.N.I. stands for Total Nonstop Impact. That’s what I plan to bring from now on.
Chris: Go for it, man.
John looks at the camera in his suit as he wipes some cold sweat from his face.
John: So, it seems like John Green has returned to APW from his slump. It’s funny when I think about it. People really overlook what I say. I don’t know how many times I’ve had to say it, but I’ve already dropped the nickname “The Great”. In fact, I did that a few months ago. It’s no wonder people lose to me. I’m extremely underrated and it’s pretty sad. So, let me ask all of you APW fans and superstars and employees: Did you think I was gone in my mind after both Jesse and Cyrus took me down? Are you kidding me? I’ve suffered many worse losses than that. I’ve been thrown off a stage. I’ve been thrown through stacked tables from a ladder. I’ve been through announcer tables off a cage. I’ve been through a hell of a Fight with Jesse Nunez. Do you know what I got out of all of that? I got absolutely nothing. I had to come back. I didn’t really accomplish anything in the short time that I’ve been in APW. I haven’t won a title and quite honestly, the opportunities for title shots for me have been few and far between. That’s all going to change real fast.
It starts off on Overdrive with Pence Weatherlight. Pence, it seems like you are attempting to feed off of divine intervention. Well, here’s the thing. I do believe in God, and no, I’m not talking about Michael Lively or Kaos, I’m talking about the real God. I don’t think that I am a major sinner whether it is in your eyes or the eyes of our Lord. Obviously, I’m not perfect, but then again, who is? I’m not here to anger our God, but I am here to serve him as well. I may not profess my faith as often as other people, but I do hold strong faith. I am no longer the asshole I once was.
Now, how does that tie in to our match Wednesday? Well, I’ll tell you. First of all, I don’t think that I automatically became a man when I faced you the last two times and took a major beating. However, I do want to point out that I did not get pinned in neither of those matches. You’re right about something. I didn't win against you in either of the matches when we faced. But your loss in the match against Level One was caused by pure stupidity on your part.
So, it has come to a match on Overdrive to see who rerally is better. Don’t worry, Weatherlight, I’ll be waiting for you and there’s one more thing. At Overdrive, you will feel the wrath of the Total Nonstop Impact known as the Headsplitter delivered expertly and flawlessly as always by yours truly, John Green. And if you don’t like that, then your life is the pits, deal with it.
John sits back in the chair in Chris’s office as he and Chris continue to watch the APW 24/7 channel.
John: Now about the stable.
Chris: I've got a great name.
John grins as the scene fades to black.
(OOC: I know I never told how John made it out of the problem with the Killer. It will be told through this storyline I have coming up.)
