Post by biggs on Aug 7, 2009 3:22:57 GMT -4
(Note: This RP takes place right after Cyrus' RP.)
As The Axis of Awesome exit their hotel room, Biggs stops for a bit.
Biggs: You guys go on ahead without me. I'm not really the type to engage in feeding carnal desires outside of marriage. I'll use this time to record an episode of First Contact or something.
Cyrus: You sure, man? I'm sure there's some lucky lady out there that would love to have you!
Biggs: I'm sure there is, because I am out of this world, but in all honesty, it's against my morals to engage in intercourse out of wedlock. Still, you guys go have a good time, and try not to get into too much trouble. I'll hold down the fort.
Cyrus: You're loss.
Cyrus and The Beast walk off as Biggs heads back into his hotel room. He sits down at the desk, and turns on his laptop, but just sits there for a few moments, thinking to himself. After a bit, he turns on his webcam, and starts to record.
***
The words "First Contact" flash across the screen as Depeche Mode's "Space Walker" plays in the background. The video switches to Biggs sitting at the desk. He begins to speak.
Biggs: Welcome one and all to this week's episode of First Contact, I don't have much time this week, so I'll get down to business! I'm going to be a little selfish this week, and pretty much dedicate the whole week to topics pertaining to yours truly, but if you're watching this show, you're probably already a fan of me anyways, so you won't mind one bit!
Biggs lets off his trademark smirk and laughs a bit before continuing.
Biggs: The biggest news this past week was that the yellow-bellied, limber-tailed worm of man Shadow finally accepted my challenge for a match at Shockwave! Finally, I will get my chance to prove that son of a biscuit eater wrong for his disrespectful words directed at me at Mayhem! Shadow, thank you for finally responding, though I think more thanks should go to my associate, The Beast! I know that you think I'm worried about having to face your pal Slade Craven in a match this week, but I look forward to the opportunity to seek payback for my first lost in APW. Still, my main focus is you, Shadow, and don't think that I won't pull out all the stops to make you pay for your transgressions at Mayhem!
Biggs adjusts his shades as a picture of Level-One appears in the upper left hand corner of the screen.
Biggs: Also last week, I had the opportunity to face Level-One in the main event match of Overdrive last week. Now I don't care if it's a house show or the biggest pay per view of the year, it's always exciting to see the match card and to see your name at the top! I'd like to point out that the main event between Level-One and myself drew in great ratings, the highest ratings of the entire show, and I attribute those ratings to one thing, me! Let's face it, we've seen Level-One in the main event numerous times, and many of those times, the outcome wasn't in question in the slightest. And while I did not achieve my goal of beating Level-One, I can take some solace in the fact that I brought a fresh feel into the main event scene. On the topic of Level-One's rant directed towards me last week, I have this to say. You beat me Level-One, fair and square. I won't argue with that or complain about that fact, and I do agree with you that I ought not brag about coming close or pushing you to your limits. I know that I did those, but they are not something for me to be proud of. There's a say that it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning, and I did not win last week, you did. But just know, Level-One, that I'm not the kind of guy who just mills about in defeat, who gets caught up in it. No, Level-One, even though you may have won the battle, you haven't defeated me for good. I learned a lot from our match up, and I intend to keep on improving, to keep learning, and one day when we meet again, you won't be facing the same Biggs that you faced last week. Granted, I won't be facing the same Level-One, either, but that's to be expected. Just know, Level-One, that you have inspired me to push myself even harder than I already do, and that makes me even more dangerous than before. I'm sure Shadow will thank you after I beat him at Shockwave.
At this point, Cyrus and The Beast re-enter the room, and are seen in the background.
Biggs: Well, that's all the time I've got for this week. Next week will be back to the normal format. Until then, keep watching the stars!
The screen fades to black and the APW logo is shown.
****
Biggs: You guys sure are back quick.
Cyrus: Turns out that there's no hookers in this town! Not only is it illegal, but it's also kind of chilly out, especially for summer. Also, we did run into one gal of dubious looks, but The Beast scared her off.
Biggs: Well, what do say we get back to poker?
The Axis of Awesome sits back down at the table as Cyrus shuffles the cards and deals.
(Another note: This RP is just for character development. AKA and I agreed to a storyline finish for Biggs vs. Slade, and I thought I wouldn't have time to RP. I know this is kind of a rush job, but felt that some of the stuff in it needed to be said. As such, if AKA posts an RP for Slade late, it's my fault.)
As The Axis of Awesome exit their hotel room, Biggs stops for a bit.
Biggs: You guys go on ahead without me. I'm not really the type to engage in feeding carnal desires outside of marriage. I'll use this time to record an episode of First Contact or something.
Cyrus: You sure, man? I'm sure there's some lucky lady out there that would love to have you!
Biggs: I'm sure there is, because I am out of this world, but in all honesty, it's against my morals to engage in intercourse out of wedlock. Still, you guys go have a good time, and try not to get into too much trouble. I'll hold down the fort.
Cyrus: You're loss.
Cyrus and The Beast walk off as Biggs heads back into his hotel room. He sits down at the desk, and turns on his laptop, but just sits there for a few moments, thinking to himself. After a bit, he turns on his webcam, and starts to record.
***
The words "First Contact" flash across the screen as Depeche Mode's "Space Walker" plays in the background. The video switches to Biggs sitting at the desk. He begins to speak.
Biggs: Welcome one and all to this week's episode of First Contact, I don't have much time this week, so I'll get down to business! I'm going to be a little selfish this week, and pretty much dedicate the whole week to topics pertaining to yours truly, but if you're watching this show, you're probably already a fan of me anyways, so you won't mind one bit!
Biggs lets off his trademark smirk and laughs a bit before continuing.
Biggs: The biggest news this past week was that the yellow-bellied, limber-tailed worm of man Shadow finally accepted my challenge for a match at Shockwave! Finally, I will get my chance to prove that son of a biscuit eater wrong for his disrespectful words directed at me at Mayhem! Shadow, thank you for finally responding, though I think more thanks should go to my associate, The Beast! I know that you think I'm worried about having to face your pal Slade Craven in a match this week, but I look forward to the opportunity to seek payback for my first lost in APW. Still, my main focus is you, Shadow, and don't think that I won't pull out all the stops to make you pay for your transgressions at Mayhem!
Biggs adjusts his shades as a picture of Level-One appears in the upper left hand corner of the screen.
Biggs: Also last week, I had the opportunity to face Level-One in the main event match of Overdrive last week. Now I don't care if it's a house show or the biggest pay per view of the year, it's always exciting to see the match card and to see your name at the top! I'd like to point out that the main event between Level-One and myself drew in great ratings, the highest ratings of the entire show, and I attribute those ratings to one thing, me! Let's face it, we've seen Level-One in the main event numerous times, and many of those times, the outcome wasn't in question in the slightest. And while I did not achieve my goal of beating Level-One, I can take some solace in the fact that I brought a fresh feel into the main event scene. On the topic of Level-One's rant directed towards me last week, I have this to say. You beat me Level-One, fair and square. I won't argue with that or complain about that fact, and I do agree with you that I ought not brag about coming close or pushing you to your limits. I know that I did those, but they are not something for me to be proud of. There's a say that it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning, and I did not win last week, you did. But just know, Level-One, that I'm not the kind of guy who just mills about in defeat, who gets caught up in it. No, Level-One, even though you may have won the battle, you haven't defeated me for good. I learned a lot from our match up, and I intend to keep on improving, to keep learning, and one day when we meet again, you won't be facing the same Biggs that you faced last week. Granted, I won't be facing the same Level-One, either, but that's to be expected. Just know, Level-One, that you have inspired me to push myself even harder than I already do, and that makes me even more dangerous than before. I'm sure Shadow will thank you after I beat him at Shockwave.
At this point, Cyrus and The Beast re-enter the room, and are seen in the background.
Biggs: Well, that's all the time I've got for this week. Next week will be back to the normal format. Until then, keep watching the stars!
The screen fades to black and the APW logo is shown.
****
Biggs: You guys sure are back quick.
Cyrus: Turns out that there's no hookers in this town! Not only is it illegal, but it's also kind of chilly out, especially for summer. Also, we did run into one gal of dubious looks, but The Beast scared her off.
Biggs: Well, what do say we get back to poker?
The Axis of Awesome sits back down at the table as Cyrus shuffles the cards and deals.
(Another note: This RP is just for character development. AKA and I agreed to a storyline finish for Biggs vs. Slade, and I thought I wouldn't have time to RP. I know this is kind of a rush job, but felt that some of the stuff in it needed to be said. As such, if AKA posts an RP for Slade late, it's my fault.)
