Post by Streets Wilson on Apr 22, 2009 15:24:30 GMT -4
(the scene opens to Streets Wilson sitting down with Phil. They appear to be inside his home, as milk and cookies have been set out on the table)
Streets Wilson: are you enjoying your milk and cookies Phil?
Phil: well to be honest I really don-
Streets Wilson: SO HELP ME GOD PHIL YOU WILL ENJOY THESE MILK AND COOKIES
(Phil nervously begins to reach over to pick up the cookie)
Streets Wilson: NOW DUNK IT
(Phil dunks it in the milk, his hands shaking violently as he does so)
Streets Wilson: YEAH
(He begins to chew it awkwardly)
Streets Wilson: Mhmm.
(After he forces down the cookie, he attempts to get down to business)
Phil: so,
Streets Wilson: YES, so indeed.
Streets Wilson: So it should be no large surprise that Streets Wilson is once again in the main event, its impossible to imagine one without me. It seems as if Level-One needs some sort of attitude adjustment, otherwise they would never have thought to stick him in the ring with… Streets Wilson. Yes, once again I am thrust into a battle with the so called “Champion”, is it any wonder? Streets Wilson will defeat this sorry fool just like the last one. Streets Wilson will strike down the APW’s precious world champion, because title belts are next to meaningless to Streets Wilson.
(he pauses for a moment and seems to be thinking about something)
Streets Wilson: Whether you’re holding a pretty little gold belt or not I will still beat you the same way. My skills are un-deniable. No wonder Jeff is paying me the salary he does… no wonder Streets Wilson is the man he came to when he was assaulted.
(he removes his sunglasses and stares directly into the camera)
Streets Wilson: Because I am the most dangerous man on this planet. Because I am the BEST at what I do. There could be any number of reasons but one thing is for sure, he made the right choice. As for this “Level-One” character, it will be fun to destroy you. It will be quite amusing to watch everybody’s faces as I put you down. You may be thinking to yourself “I already defeated Streets Wilson” well, you didn’t. There are two Streets Wilsons, one of them is me… and the other one is Tim Curry.
(Phil looks shocked)
(There is a knock at the door.)
Streets Wilson: hmm… must be the pizza
(Streets walks over and answers the door. He hands the delivery man the money and grabs the pizza. He opens the box and grabs a slice)
Streets Wilson: and don’t make the mistake of thinking you can win here Level-One… while you may be stuck on “Level One”
(he takes a huge bite of the pizza)
Streets Wilson (chewing): I have already reached the level cap. I mean, what is there left for Streets Wilson to do? If I say I want a championship, its mine. This was proven twice already in this federation. It all comes down to the fact that I just still love to utterly destroy people in that ring. People who in reality, shouldn’t really be allowed in the same ring as me for safety reasons. Seriously, do you think your precious little win/loss record is something special? This just means I can be the one to finally end it. And what can you do about it? HAHAHAHA. That’s right… nothing. I think it’s clear what happens when a fool who believes his own hype steps up to Streets Wilson. Suddenly, he’s not so fucking special anymore is he? No, not when I grab him by his scrawny little throat and toss him around the ring like a little girl.
(he begins to laugh out loud)
Streets Wilson: The fact is, and this has been proven time and time again, that when you attempt to do a maneuver so… completely street ineffective as the “level advance” to “Streets” Wilson… it proves to be just that… ineffective. That has always been the thing that seems to throw people off guard. Sure, moves like that might work against "Joe Shmoe" who has no idea whatsoever what to do when there in a conflict, and believe me theirs plenty of people around here who fit that description. But try something like that on me? Its game over
(he takes out a small note card and reads it rather quickly)
Streets Wilson: I am sure my opponent is whining right now about how “Streets Wilson is a has been” who “lost his chance months ago” well then, what am I doing about to stomp my way right back into the picture? Why am I back in the main event poised to end the coveted winning streak of APW Champion Level-One? I guess the answer to all these questions is because you were wrong. Streets Wilson doesn’t follow the rules. My career may well should have been over long ago, but I won’t allow that to happen. Nobody can stop Streets Wilson. When death comes, I’ll beat his ass to.
Phil: Um, I’m still here you know…
Streets Wilson: I know Phil, want some more cookies?
(Phil immediately wanders off mumbling about something)
Streets Wilson: Remember this Level-One, I have been to 5 different continents, and never have I found a man who could defeat me unless I LET HIM.
(He smiles)
Streets Wilson: Never has a man “surprised” me with his skill. And never will this happen… You will be another stepping stone on my path BACK to greatness. Just like Lively, Twister and so many others before you, I’ll brush you to the side with an ease that will surprise most, and the underdog will revealed to be… the TOP DOG. It’s obvious to anyone with half a brain that I cannot be stopped, why else would Jeff trust me to protect him. Who wouldn’t want Streets Wilson’s services? Black-belt in 4 different styles of martial arts… lord and ruler of the streets; they’re not paying me enough. Either way you look at it One, it’s a bad situation for you.
(Streets Wilson presses an oddly placed button on the wall and a loud beeping sound can be heard. Suddenly a butler walks in and begins to ground fresh pepper onto his pizza)
Streets Wilson: Thanks Alfred
Alfred: of course sir
(Alfred walks away)
Streets Wilson: So I guess in conclusion Level One, you’re going to get hurt in this match. I will break you down to the point you’re begging for the match to end. Now, I have a pizza to enjoy so…it might be wise for you to... Run, Run and tell your family. Run and tell your friends: tonight is the night I fall. Tonight is the night I face... Streets Wilson.
(he takes another bite of the slice of pizza)
Streets Wilson: GET OUT
(he begins to shoo Phil and the camera crew out of his house)
Streets Wilson: are you enjoying your milk and cookies Phil?
Phil: well to be honest I really don-
Streets Wilson: SO HELP ME GOD PHIL YOU WILL ENJOY THESE MILK AND COOKIES
(Phil nervously begins to reach over to pick up the cookie)
Streets Wilson: NOW DUNK IT
(Phil dunks it in the milk, his hands shaking violently as he does so)
Streets Wilson: YEAH
(He begins to chew it awkwardly)
Streets Wilson: Mhmm.
(After he forces down the cookie, he attempts to get down to business)
Phil: so,
Streets Wilson: YES, so indeed.
Streets Wilson: So it should be no large surprise that Streets Wilson is once again in the main event, its impossible to imagine one without me. It seems as if Level-One needs some sort of attitude adjustment, otherwise they would never have thought to stick him in the ring with… Streets Wilson. Yes, once again I am thrust into a battle with the so called “Champion”, is it any wonder? Streets Wilson will defeat this sorry fool just like the last one. Streets Wilson will strike down the APW’s precious world champion, because title belts are next to meaningless to Streets Wilson.
(he pauses for a moment and seems to be thinking about something)
Streets Wilson: Whether you’re holding a pretty little gold belt or not I will still beat you the same way. My skills are un-deniable. No wonder Jeff is paying me the salary he does… no wonder Streets Wilson is the man he came to when he was assaulted.
(he removes his sunglasses and stares directly into the camera)
Streets Wilson: Because I am the most dangerous man on this planet. Because I am the BEST at what I do. There could be any number of reasons but one thing is for sure, he made the right choice. As for this “Level-One” character, it will be fun to destroy you. It will be quite amusing to watch everybody’s faces as I put you down. You may be thinking to yourself “I already defeated Streets Wilson” well, you didn’t. There are two Streets Wilsons, one of them is me… and the other one is Tim Curry.
(Phil looks shocked)
(There is a knock at the door.)
Streets Wilson: hmm… must be the pizza
(Streets walks over and answers the door. He hands the delivery man the money and grabs the pizza. He opens the box and grabs a slice)
Streets Wilson: and don’t make the mistake of thinking you can win here Level-One… while you may be stuck on “Level One”
(he takes a huge bite of the pizza)
Streets Wilson (chewing): I have already reached the level cap. I mean, what is there left for Streets Wilson to do? If I say I want a championship, its mine. This was proven twice already in this federation. It all comes down to the fact that I just still love to utterly destroy people in that ring. People who in reality, shouldn’t really be allowed in the same ring as me for safety reasons. Seriously, do you think your precious little win/loss record is something special? This just means I can be the one to finally end it. And what can you do about it? HAHAHAHA. That’s right… nothing. I think it’s clear what happens when a fool who believes his own hype steps up to Streets Wilson. Suddenly, he’s not so fucking special anymore is he? No, not when I grab him by his scrawny little throat and toss him around the ring like a little girl.
(he begins to laugh out loud)
Streets Wilson: The fact is, and this has been proven time and time again, that when you attempt to do a maneuver so… completely street ineffective as the “level advance” to “Streets” Wilson… it proves to be just that… ineffective. That has always been the thing that seems to throw people off guard. Sure, moves like that might work against "Joe Shmoe" who has no idea whatsoever what to do when there in a conflict, and believe me theirs plenty of people around here who fit that description. But try something like that on me? Its game over
(he takes out a small note card and reads it rather quickly)
Streets Wilson: I am sure my opponent is whining right now about how “Streets Wilson is a has been” who “lost his chance months ago” well then, what am I doing about to stomp my way right back into the picture? Why am I back in the main event poised to end the coveted winning streak of APW Champion Level-One? I guess the answer to all these questions is because you were wrong. Streets Wilson doesn’t follow the rules. My career may well should have been over long ago, but I won’t allow that to happen. Nobody can stop Streets Wilson. When death comes, I’ll beat his ass to.
Phil: Um, I’m still here you know…
Streets Wilson: I know Phil, want some more cookies?
(Phil immediately wanders off mumbling about something)
Streets Wilson: Remember this Level-One, I have been to 5 different continents, and never have I found a man who could defeat me unless I LET HIM.
(He smiles)
Streets Wilson: Never has a man “surprised” me with his skill. And never will this happen… You will be another stepping stone on my path BACK to greatness. Just like Lively, Twister and so many others before you, I’ll brush you to the side with an ease that will surprise most, and the underdog will revealed to be… the TOP DOG. It’s obvious to anyone with half a brain that I cannot be stopped, why else would Jeff trust me to protect him. Who wouldn’t want Streets Wilson’s services? Black-belt in 4 different styles of martial arts… lord and ruler of the streets; they’re not paying me enough. Either way you look at it One, it’s a bad situation for you.
(Streets Wilson presses an oddly placed button on the wall and a loud beeping sound can be heard. Suddenly a butler walks in and begins to ground fresh pepper onto his pizza)
Streets Wilson: Thanks Alfred
Alfred: of course sir
(Alfred walks away)
Streets Wilson: So I guess in conclusion Level One, you’re going to get hurt in this match. I will break you down to the point you’re begging for the match to end. Now, I have a pizza to enjoy so…it might be wise for you to... Run, Run and tell your family. Run and tell your friends: tonight is the night I fall. Tonight is the night I face... Streets Wilson.
(he takes another bite of the slice of pizza)
Streets Wilson: GET OUT
(he begins to shoo Phil and the camera crew out of his house)
