Post by Streets Wilson on Apr 29, 2009 19:32:54 GMT -4
(The scene opens in the nighttime. Nightime in the streets. Streets Wilson’s outline can be seen as he approaches an unknown man with a briefcase in his hands. Wilson steps up to the mans face)
Man(With a slight British accent): So do you have the full amount? 20,000 dollars?
Streets Wilson: Hey, we don’t even have to, HEY. Yeah I got the money I know cash rules everything around this mother**cker
Man: Very well then
(The man makes a signal with his hands and another unknown individual hands Streets Wilson an unidentified package. After this, Wilson lets his briefcase go with the men, and walks off with his package.)
(Later, Wilson can be seen in the spice isle of “Stop and Shop”. He is buying cayenne pepper, Mexican Chili Powder, and other very spicy peppers and powders. He then goes over to the next isle and begins to buy multiple kinds of coffee filters. Later that evening, Streets Wilson can be seen constructing his homemade pepper bombs with the items he purchased earlier. He pours the ingredients inside the coffee filter. But before he ties it up, he grabs hold of the package he purchased earlier and begins to laugh histerically)
Streets Wilson: Lets get some of this good shit in their. HAHAHAA. You didn’t think this was for me did you?
(Wilson can be seen pouring what now appears to be cocaine into the pepperbomb.)
Streets Wilson: You can’t outsmart Streets Wilson.
(He laughs hysterically, taking a sip of a nearby can of soda.)
Streets Wilson: I love my job.
(He continues to construct the pepper-coke-bombs. As he does so someone can be clearly seen breaking into his house through an open window in the backround. They are slowly sneaking up on Streets, as he does not appear to notice. When the man is close enough, he draws a blade and starts to yell)
Robber: STREETS WILSON
Streets Wilson: ah yes, I was hoping this would happen.
(Wilson stands up holding one of the completed pepper-coke-bombs. Juggling it in his hands, he waits for the man to finish)
Robber: I seen you on T.V. I KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY
(Streets Wilson stares at the man for a couple of seconds, before running right up to the man and mashing the coke-bomb directly into his eyes and face area. The man doubles backwards, at first clutching his eyes, thinking it was just a normal pepper-bomb.)
Robber: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!
Streets Wilson: Basically what I have done is thrown a large amount of cocaine mixed with a little bit of cayenne pepper, and a pinch of lemon juice, and thrown it directly into your eye-sockets. I don’t really know what is going to happen now.
Robber: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The man immedietly begins to freak out completely, now realizing what has happened. He begins to flail around clutching his head and starts to smash into the wall by accident. Finally, he dives out the window screaming and runs down the street)
Streets Wilson: I wish I could say that was the first time I’ve done that. See you soon Asassin.
(Wilson turns to the camera and gives a thumbs up. The camera fades out slowly.)
Scene 2
(The scene opens up to what seems to be a party of some sort. There are people all around chatting and mingling with each other. They all have nice expensive clothes on. There is a banner up in the ceiling that reads “Welcome Streets Wilson”. Over in the corner drinking from a glass, is Streets Wilson. He is wearing his trademark fedora, and sunglasses. Just like he always is, the same attire he comes to the ring in. He is chatting with someone nearby)
Streets Wilson: Its just like this always happens to me. It makes me want to slap your mother HARD across the face.
Man Nearby: Well that’s too bad. At least you gave him a fight though
(Streets jumps up out of his chair and begins to go crazy. He turns and sidekicks the man he was talking to directly in the neck. He then proceeds to grab another man by the throat and lift him off the ground, then choke slam him through a table. Everyone inside begin to see what’s happening, and they all attempt to subdue Wilson as best they can, but he just tosses them aside, going deeper into violent rage until several people lay unconcious
Streets Wilson: Oops.
(Wilson runs and dives out the nearest window, smashing through the glass and running as fast as he can down the nearest alleyway, before someone can recover enough to get to a phone and call the police. Later, Wilson can be seen sitting down and talking with Rick “The Dick” Stevens)
Rick: WHAT?
Streets Wilson: Well, you know how I get. But the banner inside says “Welcome Streets Wilson” the cops are going to know I did it.
Rick: Um…
Streets Wilson: No, they can’t know it was me. They’ll think it was a professional job by the Russian Mafia. Right?
Rick Stevens: Well, I suppose they wouldn’t suspect that one man could-
Streets Wilson: Those people will have to get their arms amputated, after snapping their bones in so many different directions, its worse than having it crushed by a truck.
Rick Stevens: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Streets Wilson: I didn’t mean to, they attacked me. This is what happens when you attack Streets Wilson
(Streets Wilson turns to the camera and flashes a smile)
Rick “The Dick” Stevens: Look I think maybe you should leave the country for a while.
Streets Wilson: No, I have a match coming up, and they can’t catch me anyway, they have no idea I’m the one who did it. I’ll pretend nothing has happened, I’ll show up for my match and destroy my opponent like everything’s normal.
(Rick Stevens is sneaking towards the door at this point)
Streets Wilson: Where are you going Rick?
Rick: Oh,… to get some iced tea.
Streets Wilson: Oh. Ok. Well, I’m going to go down to the bar and see what’s happening, I’ll see you later
(Wilson quickly walks out the door. Seconds later Rick “The Dick” Stevens walks back into the room holding iced tea.)
Rick Stevens: Oh shit, where did he go?
Man(With a slight British accent): So do you have the full amount? 20,000 dollars?
Streets Wilson: Hey, we don’t even have to, HEY. Yeah I got the money I know cash rules everything around this mother**cker
Man: Very well then
(The man makes a signal with his hands and another unknown individual hands Streets Wilson an unidentified package. After this, Wilson lets his briefcase go with the men, and walks off with his package.)
(Later, Wilson can be seen in the spice isle of “Stop and Shop”. He is buying cayenne pepper, Mexican Chili Powder, and other very spicy peppers and powders. He then goes over to the next isle and begins to buy multiple kinds of coffee filters. Later that evening, Streets Wilson can be seen constructing his homemade pepper bombs with the items he purchased earlier. He pours the ingredients inside the coffee filter. But before he ties it up, he grabs hold of the package he purchased earlier and begins to laugh histerically)
Streets Wilson: Lets get some of this good shit in their. HAHAHAA. You didn’t think this was for me did you?
(Wilson can be seen pouring what now appears to be cocaine into the pepperbomb.)
Streets Wilson: You can’t outsmart Streets Wilson.
(He laughs hysterically, taking a sip of a nearby can of soda.)
Streets Wilson: I love my job.
(He continues to construct the pepper-coke-bombs. As he does so someone can be clearly seen breaking into his house through an open window in the backround. They are slowly sneaking up on Streets, as he does not appear to notice. When the man is close enough, he draws a blade and starts to yell)
Robber: STREETS WILSON
Streets Wilson: ah yes, I was hoping this would happen.
(Wilson stands up holding one of the completed pepper-coke-bombs. Juggling it in his hands, he waits for the man to finish)
Robber: I seen you on T.V. I KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY
(Streets Wilson stares at the man for a couple of seconds, before running right up to the man and mashing the coke-bomb directly into his eyes and face area. The man doubles backwards, at first clutching his eyes, thinking it was just a normal pepper-bomb.)
Robber: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!
Streets Wilson: Basically what I have done is thrown a large amount of cocaine mixed with a little bit of cayenne pepper, and a pinch of lemon juice, and thrown it directly into your eye-sockets. I don’t really know what is going to happen now.
Robber: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The man immedietly begins to freak out completely, now realizing what has happened. He begins to flail around clutching his head and starts to smash into the wall by accident. Finally, he dives out the window screaming and runs down the street)
Streets Wilson: I wish I could say that was the first time I’ve done that. See you soon Asassin.
(Wilson turns to the camera and gives a thumbs up. The camera fades out slowly.)
Scene 2
(The scene opens up to what seems to be a party of some sort. There are people all around chatting and mingling with each other. They all have nice expensive clothes on. There is a banner up in the ceiling that reads “Welcome Streets Wilson”. Over in the corner drinking from a glass, is Streets Wilson. He is wearing his trademark fedora, and sunglasses. Just like he always is, the same attire he comes to the ring in. He is chatting with someone nearby)
Streets Wilson: Its just like this always happens to me. It makes me want to slap your mother HARD across the face.
Man Nearby: Well that’s too bad. At least you gave him a fight though
(Streets jumps up out of his chair and begins to go crazy. He turns and sidekicks the man he was talking to directly in the neck. He then proceeds to grab another man by the throat and lift him off the ground, then choke slam him through a table. Everyone inside begin to see what’s happening, and they all attempt to subdue Wilson as best they can, but he just tosses them aside, going deeper into violent rage until several people lay unconcious
Streets Wilson: Oops.
(Wilson runs and dives out the nearest window, smashing through the glass and running as fast as he can down the nearest alleyway, before someone can recover enough to get to a phone and call the police. Later, Wilson can be seen sitting down and talking with Rick “The Dick” Stevens)
Rick: WHAT?
Streets Wilson: Well, you know how I get. But the banner inside says “Welcome Streets Wilson” the cops are going to know I did it.
Rick: Um…
Streets Wilson: No, they can’t know it was me. They’ll think it was a professional job by the Russian Mafia. Right?
Rick Stevens: Well, I suppose they wouldn’t suspect that one man could-
Streets Wilson: Those people will have to get their arms amputated, after snapping their bones in so many different directions, its worse than having it crushed by a truck.
Rick Stevens: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Streets Wilson: I didn’t mean to, they attacked me. This is what happens when you attack Streets Wilson
(Streets Wilson turns to the camera and flashes a smile)
Rick “The Dick” Stevens: Look I think maybe you should leave the country for a while.
Streets Wilson: No, I have a match coming up, and they can’t catch me anyway, they have no idea I’m the one who did it. I’ll pretend nothing has happened, I’ll show up for my match and destroy my opponent like everything’s normal.
(Rick Stevens is sneaking towards the door at this point)
Streets Wilson: Where are you going Rick?
Rick: Oh,… to get some iced tea.
Streets Wilson: Oh. Ok. Well, I’m going to go down to the bar and see what’s happening, I’ll see you later
(Wilson quickly walks out the door. Seconds later Rick “The Dick” Stevens walks back into the room holding iced tea.)
Rick Stevens: Oh shit, where did he go?
