Post by Chris Cyrus on May 13, 2009 20:37:51 GMT -4
The scene opens up with The Hardcore Kid in his car parked in front of a house. The Kid is on his Cell Phone talking to Max Carter.
THK: Max, are you sure this is the right place.
Max: Yes man, it’s the right place.
THK: I’m parked in front of a house.
Max: That’s where its at.
THK: My autograph signing?
Max: Yes!
THK: This better not be some sort of joke, or a set up for Twister or anyone to kick my ass.
Max: Don’t worry, its not.
THK: I don’t trust you Max.
Max: Just go into the house, sign some autographs and you’ll be done. An easy 300$ in your pocket.
THK: Fine!
The Kid hangs up the phone, takes a deep breath and exits his car with Xtreme Title in hand and a bag in the other. The Kid walks up the drive way and up to the door and knocks. The door slowly opens and this young skinny blond, in her late 20’s, with a skirt on, a v neck shirt that is showing lots of cleavage. A real smoking babe. The Kid’s eyes open wide as he thinks to himself, “Max is the fuckin man.” Just then the blond speaks to the Kid.
Blond: Oh, you must be that wrestlers.
THK: I am.
The Blond turns into the house and yell’s
Blond: KIDS, THE WRESTLER IS HERE!
Just then. About 20 kids, ranging from the age of 4 to 8 runs to the door and they stand there in aww. And some Kid yells out.
Kid #1: This is the wrestler. This guy sucks. Where’s Twister or Assassin.
Blond: Its Timmy’s birthday party, he’s 7 today. It was his wish to have a wrestler come and sign some autographs.
THK: So where we doing this.
Blond: There’s a table set up in the living room, I’ll show you.
The Blond leads the way as the Kid checks her out in the process as they walk through the mob of Kids. They get to the table and The Hardcore Kid takes a seat, puts his belt on the table, and opens up his bag and pulls out a stack of pictures of himself and then pulls out a black marker. The first Kid comes up.
Kid #2: Hi.
THK: 5$ for an autograph
Kid #2: I don’t have 5$
THK: Then you don’t get an autograph. NEXT!
The Kid looks over and see’s one of the Kid touching his Xtreme Title.
THK: Hey! Don’t touch that. You want to touch it, 10$!
The Kid looks at him and runs away. The Blond comes back.
Blond: This is Timmy.
THK: Well Timmy, do you have 5$?
Timmy hands him 5$ and the Kid signs the autographs and gives it to Timmy.
THK: Happy Birthday! NEXT!
Timmy: So much for my birthday money
The kid from earlier who told him he sucked comes up to him and punches him in the face!
Kid #1: I told you that you suck!
THK: You little Fuc…..
Blond: Hey!
THK: You know what, I don’t need this!
The Kid stands up and everyone stops and looks at him.
THK: I’m the Hardcore Kid. I’m the APW Xtreme Champion. I don’t need to be here signing autographs at some Kid’s birthday party. You Kid wouldn’t know a good wrestler if it bit you on the ass. You kids are brain washed to think that guys like Twister and Assassin are the best wrestlers in the world. Well guess what, their not. I’m better than both of them. And this Wednesday on Overdrive, I will prove it against Assassin.
I want all you little pip squeaks to watch Overdrive on Wednesday night and watch me destroy Assassin. Watch me chew him up and spit him out. Assassin isn’t worthy of a title shot at me. They guy may have been in Hardcore Matches in the past, he may been though a lot of pain, but nothing compared to the pain I will unleash on him this Wednesday. You Kids want to cheer for a guy who is willing to take a beer bottle and willingly smash it over his face. Now that’s someone to look up to. That’s a role model for you. Doing that doesn’t show me that he’s tough, nor that he’s not afraid to bleed. It just shows me just how stupid he is. Almost Jason Royce stupid. I mean, who does that.
Assassin needs to realize. This isn’t come company in Dallas Texas. This isn’t like any other company that he’s been in. We’re in APW. The best damn wrestling company out there. And if he thinks, A Kendo stick is going to scare me, then he needs to think again, because I’m going to take his Kendo stick and shove it up his ass!
You Kids idolize a man who wants to make other men be his prison bitch. Do you kids even know what that means. Seriously now, Assassin doesn’t know what he’s in for. Assassin doesn’t realize just how much of a force I am reckoned with. Assassin is more concerned about a Pay Per View match, than winning my Xtreme Title, which is good for me. But when I fought Nick Santos a few weeks ago, I picked Twisters face and Nick’s body and I beat Nick so bad that he was never seen again. So you Kids cheer for Assassin all you want, because at the end of the day, everyone will see that The Hardcore Kid is the better wrestler. You’ll see that The Hardcore Kid is the greatest APW Xtreme Champion in history. Better than The Blackwell’s, better than Twister. Better than John Green. And I will go on to being the best APW Champion in history, better than Level One, better than Michael Lively, and damn well better than everyone else.
Assassin thinks he’s walking out of Overdrive as champion. Well, I’ll be snapping him back into reality when I show him the true meaning of Xtreme. When I show him that I am the real deal and not some sort of Hardcore wannabe. I talk the talk and I walk to the walk and Assassin will realize this at Overdrive and the only arm that the referee will be rising will be mine as I am announced as Still the APW Xtreme Champion. The Chaos Theory will prove usless against me after I send Assassin STRAIGHT TO HELL!
The Kid begins walking towards the door with his belt and pictures and some kid yell’s out
Kid #3: I HAVE 5$
THK: Fuck You Kid!
The Hardcore Kid walks out the door and the scene fades.
THK: Max, are you sure this is the right place.
Max: Yes man, it’s the right place.
THK: I’m parked in front of a house.
Max: That’s where its at.
THK: My autograph signing?
Max: Yes!
THK: This better not be some sort of joke, or a set up for Twister or anyone to kick my ass.
Max: Don’t worry, its not.
THK: I don’t trust you Max.
Max: Just go into the house, sign some autographs and you’ll be done. An easy 300$ in your pocket.
THK: Fine!
The Kid hangs up the phone, takes a deep breath and exits his car with Xtreme Title in hand and a bag in the other. The Kid walks up the drive way and up to the door and knocks. The door slowly opens and this young skinny blond, in her late 20’s, with a skirt on, a v neck shirt that is showing lots of cleavage. A real smoking babe. The Kid’s eyes open wide as he thinks to himself, “Max is the fuckin man.” Just then the blond speaks to the Kid.
Blond: Oh, you must be that wrestlers.
THK: I am.
The Blond turns into the house and yell’s
Blond: KIDS, THE WRESTLER IS HERE!
Just then. About 20 kids, ranging from the age of 4 to 8 runs to the door and they stand there in aww. And some Kid yells out.
Kid #1: This is the wrestler. This guy sucks. Where’s Twister or Assassin.
Blond: Its Timmy’s birthday party, he’s 7 today. It was his wish to have a wrestler come and sign some autographs.
THK: So where we doing this.
Blond: There’s a table set up in the living room, I’ll show you.
The Blond leads the way as the Kid checks her out in the process as they walk through the mob of Kids. They get to the table and The Hardcore Kid takes a seat, puts his belt on the table, and opens up his bag and pulls out a stack of pictures of himself and then pulls out a black marker. The first Kid comes up.
Kid #2: Hi.
THK: 5$ for an autograph
Kid #2: I don’t have 5$
THK: Then you don’t get an autograph. NEXT!
The Kid looks over and see’s one of the Kid touching his Xtreme Title.
THK: Hey! Don’t touch that. You want to touch it, 10$!
The Kid looks at him and runs away. The Blond comes back.
Blond: This is Timmy.
THK: Well Timmy, do you have 5$?
Timmy hands him 5$ and the Kid signs the autographs and gives it to Timmy.
THK: Happy Birthday! NEXT!
Timmy: So much for my birthday money
The kid from earlier who told him he sucked comes up to him and punches him in the face!
Kid #1: I told you that you suck!
THK: You little Fuc…..
Blond: Hey!
THK: You know what, I don’t need this!
The Kid stands up and everyone stops and looks at him.
THK: I’m the Hardcore Kid. I’m the APW Xtreme Champion. I don’t need to be here signing autographs at some Kid’s birthday party. You Kid wouldn’t know a good wrestler if it bit you on the ass. You kids are brain washed to think that guys like Twister and Assassin are the best wrestlers in the world. Well guess what, their not. I’m better than both of them. And this Wednesday on Overdrive, I will prove it against Assassin.
I want all you little pip squeaks to watch Overdrive on Wednesday night and watch me destroy Assassin. Watch me chew him up and spit him out. Assassin isn’t worthy of a title shot at me. They guy may have been in Hardcore Matches in the past, he may been though a lot of pain, but nothing compared to the pain I will unleash on him this Wednesday. You Kids want to cheer for a guy who is willing to take a beer bottle and willingly smash it over his face. Now that’s someone to look up to. That’s a role model for you. Doing that doesn’t show me that he’s tough, nor that he’s not afraid to bleed. It just shows me just how stupid he is. Almost Jason Royce stupid. I mean, who does that.
Assassin needs to realize. This isn’t come company in Dallas Texas. This isn’t like any other company that he’s been in. We’re in APW. The best damn wrestling company out there. And if he thinks, A Kendo stick is going to scare me, then he needs to think again, because I’m going to take his Kendo stick and shove it up his ass!
You Kids idolize a man who wants to make other men be his prison bitch. Do you kids even know what that means. Seriously now, Assassin doesn’t know what he’s in for. Assassin doesn’t realize just how much of a force I am reckoned with. Assassin is more concerned about a Pay Per View match, than winning my Xtreme Title, which is good for me. But when I fought Nick Santos a few weeks ago, I picked Twisters face and Nick’s body and I beat Nick so bad that he was never seen again. So you Kids cheer for Assassin all you want, because at the end of the day, everyone will see that The Hardcore Kid is the better wrestler. You’ll see that The Hardcore Kid is the greatest APW Xtreme Champion in history. Better than The Blackwell’s, better than Twister. Better than John Green. And I will go on to being the best APW Champion in history, better than Level One, better than Michael Lively, and damn well better than everyone else.
Assassin thinks he’s walking out of Overdrive as champion. Well, I’ll be snapping him back into reality when I show him the true meaning of Xtreme. When I show him that I am the real deal and not some sort of Hardcore wannabe. I talk the talk and I walk to the walk and Assassin will realize this at Overdrive and the only arm that the referee will be rising will be mine as I am announced as Still the APW Xtreme Champion. The Chaos Theory will prove usless against me after I send Assassin STRAIGHT TO HELL!
The Kid begins walking towards the door with his belt and pictures and some kid yell’s out
Kid #3: I HAVE 5$
THK: Fuck You Kid!
The Hardcore Kid walks out the door and the scene fades.
