Post by Streets Wilson on Jun 10, 2009 15:24:01 GMT -4
(the scene opens up to Streets Wilson is his own home in Stamford, chatting with longtime friend and former tag team partner: Rick "The Dick" Stevens)
Streets Wilson: I have no idea…
Rick Stevens: there has to be some reason…
Streets Wilson: Well I did run out of weed…
Rick Stevens: There you go… that’s gotta be it
Streets Wilson: It could be… but whats the difference, I still lost all those matches, and I’m still on in the…
(he sighs)
Streets Wilson: … opening match
(audible gasps are heard coming from Rick Stevens)
Streets Wilson: now I’m fighting … Johhny Harcore… ha, more like Johnny Soft… outer layer
(Streets Wilson breaks down into tears)
Streets Wilson: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME. I can’t even do this anymore, now even Johhny Hardcore is gonna beat me… its all over, I’m retiring again!
(just then Rick Stevens walks in )
Rick Stevens: Your weed just came in the mail…
(Streets jumps up)
Streets Wilson: YES, then again, Streets Wilson will NEVER retire, Streets Wilson wi-
Rick Stevens: Oh wait nevermind… it’s “The Highlander Collection” you ordered from e-bay…
(Wilson falls back into his chair crying)
Streets Wilson: FUCK IT THEN TELL JEFF I QUIT
Rick: Oh shit my bad the weed is here too.. its in this brown package… kind of got smashed a little though
(Rick looks over to Streets, who is already on his feet again)
Streets Wilson: Somebody better tell little Johnny he doesn’t know who he’s fucking with.
(he begins a loud evil laughter)
Streets Wilson: Somebody better tell little Johhny, that Streets Wilson doesn’t give a fuck about his Daddy, and every single match Streets Wilson is ever in is hardcore, and he doesn’t even need weapons to make it that way. Somebody better tell Johnny, that his career is about to be cut short, that he is facing a legend, tha-
Rick Stevens: according to your loss streak lately “former legend” may be a bit more accurate-
Streets Wilson: JUST GIMME THE WEED AND SHUT THE HELL UP
(Rick hands the package over to Streets)
Streets Wilson: Just remember how Streets Wilson operates… oh wait, nobody knows how Streets Wilson operates, I could have several different plans in the woodwork right now… maybe all those losses were intentional… maybe they weren’t… either way you look at it, Streets Wilson is and has always been: the wild card. In any situation, you just don’t know what could happen if Streets Wilson is involved, while your wrestling me, I may have people kidnapping your daughter or some crazy shit, you just don’t fucking know… What you do know is: your in for the fight of your life, and if you do escape with your life, it was just by the hair on your chin-e chin chin…
Rick Stevens:… your gay
Streets Wilson: Shut the hell up everyone knows the saying it works fine…
Rick: sure…
Streets Wilson: So, I’ll stomp all over this “hardcore” character, but then what do I do… that’s the whole damn point folks, YOU don’t know what I’ll do next. it’s easy to forget who Streets Wilson is when you’re at the top, but just remember, Streets Wilson never had his shot at the world title in APW, but you know what I did have a shot at? The Xtreme Championship, and the Tag Team Championship, which is why I have held both of them. Whats my point here? Well its not hard to figure out really, the point is win or LOSE, Streets Wilson gets the job done, Streets Wilson accomplishes his goals. According to my recollection of the way things work around here, I just lost a match, so just like Micheal Lively when he lost to my buddy Rick here, I must be in line for some sort of title shot right?
Rick: um… I don’t think that’s actually how it works Streets…
Streets Wilson: Oh.. Well I suppose I’ll have to just… DESTROY EVERY SINGLE PERSON THEY PUT IN FRONT OF ME, JUST LIKE WE USED TO DO. Don’t forget who RUNS THIS SHIT around here, you think because I “lost matches” that I’m any less dangerous?
Rick: I don’t think anyone said tha-
Streets Wilson: WELL everyone’s in for a rude awakening… because I am going to do … bad things to Johnny Hardcore… to make an example of him, and because I don’t like his name. Lets be honest here Johnny, your… pretty much average childhood isn’t going to effect the outcome of this match, but my extensive knowledge of the martial arts will… Let me let you in on a little secret… everyone hates their dad… to be honest I don’t know anyone who’s father ISN’T an alcoholic… the only thing weird about your story is that your father apparently had some sort of weird disease that causes his skull to be incredibly weak, to the point that hitting him with a lamp would kill him… I mean... come on.... But anyway, I keep telling everyone to just keep your eye on Streets Wilson, I've still got a few good runs in me. I keep telling everyone, I DO have a plan. I keep explaining that its almost time... But now its time to stop talking... Johnny, unfortunetly for you the time for talking is over. You will feel the full wrath of Streets Wilson and the five animal fists. You will be beaten inside that ring in a fashion you probably thought would never happen to you. But then again your opinion of yourself is very flawed, especially when compared to... Streets Wilson. Yes by all acounts you would have to be considered... Streets Wilson-lite. Diet-Streets Wilson. I'm just better than you in every way imaginable.
(Streets sighs again)
Streets Wilson: If only you weren’t a walking cliché Johnny… next time you “dine with the devil”, tell him Streets Wilson wants his fucking money…
(Rick Stevens can be seen in the backround counting wads of cash)
Streets Wilson: Hardcore wrestlers are the ones I respect the least... my grandmother could wrestle in that manner... anyone could. It won't help you against someone like me anyway... No i'm afraid you just have NOTHING going for you here Johnny, because you've come up against Streets Wilson at a time when his master plan is just about to unfold... But there is one thing you can do for me Johnny. You can... run. Run and tell your family, run and tell your dead dad.. tonight is the night I fall... tonight is the night I face: Streets Wilson.
(as the scene fades Streets can be seen opening his mail)
Streets Wilson: I have no idea…
Rick Stevens: there has to be some reason…
Streets Wilson: Well I did run out of weed…
Rick Stevens: There you go… that’s gotta be it
Streets Wilson: It could be… but whats the difference, I still lost all those matches, and I’m still on in the…
(he sighs)
Streets Wilson: … opening match
(audible gasps are heard coming from Rick Stevens)
Streets Wilson: now I’m fighting … Johhny Harcore… ha, more like Johnny Soft… outer layer
(Streets Wilson breaks down into tears)
Streets Wilson: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME. I can’t even do this anymore, now even Johhny Hardcore is gonna beat me… its all over, I’m retiring again!
(just then Rick Stevens walks in )
Rick Stevens: Your weed just came in the mail…
(Streets jumps up)
Streets Wilson: YES, then again, Streets Wilson will NEVER retire, Streets Wilson wi-
Rick Stevens: Oh wait nevermind… it’s “The Highlander Collection” you ordered from e-bay…
(Wilson falls back into his chair crying)
Streets Wilson: FUCK IT THEN TELL JEFF I QUIT
Rick: Oh shit my bad the weed is here too.. its in this brown package… kind of got smashed a little though
(Rick looks over to Streets, who is already on his feet again)
Streets Wilson: Somebody better tell little Johnny he doesn’t know who he’s fucking with.
(he begins a loud evil laughter)
Streets Wilson: Somebody better tell little Johhny, that Streets Wilson doesn’t give a fuck about his Daddy, and every single match Streets Wilson is ever in is hardcore, and he doesn’t even need weapons to make it that way. Somebody better tell Johnny, that his career is about to be cut short, that he is facing a legend, tha-
Rick Stevens: according to your loss streak lately “former legend” may be a bit more accurate-
Streets Wilson: JUST GIMME THE WEED AND SHUT THE HELL UP
(Rick hands the package over to Streets)
Streets Wilson: Just remember how Streets Wilson operates… oh wait, nobody knows how Streets Wilson operates, I could have several different plans in the woodwork right now… maybe all those losses were intentional… maybe they weren’t… either way you look at it, Streets Wilson is and has always been: the wild card. In any situation, you just don’t know what could happen if Streets Wilson is involved, while your wrestling me, I may have people kidnapping your daughter or some crazy shit, you just don’t fucking know… What you do know is: your in for the fight of your life, and if you do escape with your life, it was just by the hair on your chin-e chin chin…
Rick Stevens:… your gay
Streets Wilson: Shut the hell up everyone knows the saying it works fine…
Rick: sure…
Streets Wilson: So, I’ll stomp all over this “hardcore” character, but then what do I do… that’s the whole damn point folks, YOU don’t know what I’ll do next. it’s easy to forget who Streets Wilson is when you’re at the top, but just remember, Streets Wilson never had his shot at the world title in APW, but you know what I did have a shot at? The Xtreme Championship, and the Tag Team Championship, which is why I have held both of them. Whats my point here? Well its not hard to figure out really, the point is win or LOSE, Streets Wilson gets the job done, Streets Wilson accomplishes his goals. According to my recollection of the way things work around here, I just lost a match, so just like Micheal Lively when he lost to my buddy Rick here, I must be in line for some sort of title shot right?
Rick: um… I don’t think that’s actually how it works Streets…
Streets Wilson: Oh.. Well I suppose I’ll have to just… DESTROY EVERY SINGLE PERSON THEY PUT IN FRONT OF ME, JUST LIKE WE USED TO DO. Don’t forget who RUNS THIS SHIT around here, you think because I “lost matches” that I’m any less dangerous?
Rick: I don’t think anyone said tha-
Streets Wilson: WELL everyone’s in for a rude awakening… because I am going to do … bad things to Johnny Hardcore… to make an example of him, and because I don’t like his name. Lets be honest here Johnny, your… pretty much average childhood isn’t going to effect the outcome of this match, but my extensive knowledge of the martial arts will… Let me let you in on a little secret… everyone hates their dad… to be honest I don’t know anyone who’s father ISN’T an alcoholic… the only thing weird about your story is that your father apparently had some sort of weird disease that causes his skull to be incredibly weak, to the point that hitting him with a lamp would kill him… I mean... come on.... But anyway, I keep telling everyone to just keep your eye on Streets Wilson, I've still got a few good runs in me. I keep telling everyone, I DO have a plan. I keep explaining that its almost time... But now its time to stop talking... Johnny, unfortunetly for you the time for talking is over. You will feel the full wrath of Streets Wilson and the five animal fists. You will be beaten inside that ring in a fashion you probably thought would never happen to you. But then again your opinion of yourself is very flawed, especially when compared to... Streets Wilson. Yes by all acounts you would have to be considered... Streets Wilson-lite. Diet-Streets Wilson. I'm just better than you in every way imaginable.
(Streets sighs again)
Streets Wilson: If only you weren’t a walking cliché Johnny… next time you “dine with the devil”, tell him Streets Wilson wants his fucking money…
(Rick Stevens can be seen in the backround counting wads of cash)
Streets Wilson: Hardcore wrestlers are the ones I respect the least... my grandmother could wrestle in that manner... anyone could. It won't help you against someone like me anyway... No i'm afraid you just have NOTHING going for you here Johnny, because you've come up against Streets Wilson at a time when his master plan is just about to unfold... But there is one thing you can do for me Johnny. You can... run. Run and tell your family, run and tell your dead dad.. tonight is the night I fall... tonight is the night I face: Streets Wilson.
(as the scene fades Streets can be seen opening his mail)
