Post by Nick Watson on Jun 10, 2009 19:25:02 GMT -4
Last Time on the Pence Weatherlight Special...
On the 3rd installment of Enlightenment Pence would attend a banquet where he would speak for the Make a Wish foundation with several other well known people in the world. In the near future Pence would leave to go crissen a new orphanage in Pennsylvania, but before that he would have a talk with Nick about joining the APW where Pence would admit that he signed with them. Pence would then appear on a dock fishing on the last day of February, there James would talk to him about his contract and the hype he was building for his return. Meanwhile in the present day Pence would go in front of thousands of fans in the nation's capitol and give a speech about how he was going to win the APW belt and how insignificant his opponents were and how they could not beat him due to his innovation and endurance. On the Pence Weatherlight special, Pence would open up by having a pre-promo conversation with his opponents about how they all failed to do the one thing they were payed to do...entertain or go out of the ordinary. Pence gauged his hate towards them and threatened to kill them if they did not step up their game. Pence would later on have a conversation with his personal trainer Nick Maelstrom about training which Pence would show to the fans at home via the special, he would also sign a kid's notebook. Later on that evening he would have dinner, tv dinners, to be exact with Nick as they prepared for the match at Mayhem. Pence would receive a letter from James involving APW President Jeff and his wanting Pence to make a documentary of his life, which Pence was excited to do. Afterwards Pence had a conversation with the fans in the middle of the ring of what to expect at Mayhem and told them to expect him to walk out with the gold. Coming through on his word at the match at Mayhem, Pence beat all three of his opponents and came out on top to become the new APW Champion. So the story continues...
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Pence Weatherlight Presents: Mind, Body, and Soul
*Airport in Monterrey, Mexico*
The scene opens with Pence and Nick on a private air field, Pence who is quite worried about who he is waiting for, is pacing back and forth, while Nick looks on in total disaproval. The woman they are waiting on Maria Engle, a drop dead gorgeous lady who Pence has a sort of love interest in, is quite late for the photo shoot that Pence has to go to in about an hour which is halfway across town. He invited her to come with him on the Mexican tour for the next three weeks because he hoped he would learn a bit more about her, which she had quickly accepted. Pence told her what airfield he was going to be at and which plane to take to get there and had quickly flew from Los Angeles, one because L.A. sucks, and two because the Laker fans are retarded, to Monterrey, Mexico for the next Overdrive. But she was late now and Pence was stuck worrying about her, he turned to Nick, and began speaking.
Pence: My hair look alright, Nick?
Nick: Yeah it looks fine....even though you could do with a shave.
Nick chuckled and looked at Pence who was clearly not amused with the peanut gallery response. Pence ignored the last statement and began again.
Pence: She said she would be here, so where is she?
Nick: She will be here...don't worry about it.
Pence: I don't know Nick, I think she broke her promise.
Nick: Give her more credit man! It is a long flight from Los Angeles to here.
Pence: I knew I should of asked James for his personal jet. I've got to make a photo shoot in one hour and I don't think I can do it with out her.
Nick: Don't worry man...hey look here she comes now.
Sure enough Maria had just appeared out of thin air wearing a beautiful dress with her golden hair in a pony tail, his jaw dropped, but he quickly picked it back up. She hurried over to Pence and then embraced him a hug.
Maria: Thank you for waiting Pence and thank you for inviting me on this three week vacation. Lord knows that I need a break away from my over controlling boss.
Pence: It is good to have you with us Maria. Now we have to make a photo shoot for which Jeff has sent us a limo, so if you would be so kind..
Pence held out his arm in an old fashioned gentlemen sort of way and she took it, both of them walked away leaving Nick to follow.
Nick: Lucky bastard.
Pence, Maria, and Nick all get inside the limo which is quite elegant and beautiful. They all sipped on champeign except for Pence who refrained on touching the vile elixir that had taken some of his life away a couple months ago. He accepted a soda and drank it slowly to enjoy the taste, he knew the drive to the photo shoot would take thirty minutes and he planned on enjoying himself before he had to put on a suit and walk around in front of a camera for pictures. It really wasn't him, he would much rather wear his ring attire or his clothes he was wearing now, a magic jersey and a pair of blue jeans. He turned on the television hoping to enjoy a nice little show, but instead he found himself being disturbed by a deranged Mr. Strange holding children hostage.
Pence: Stop the car!
The car came to a screeching halt and Pence exited the car quickly. He pulled out his cell and called the photo shoot telling them to reschedule till tomorrow that something pressing had came up. They accepted that and Pence hung up, looking around for some type of surveillance that may be watching him right now, no nothing. The only thing broadcasting was the camera man sitting in the limo with Nick and Maria. Pence called the camera man next to him and looked dead center into the camera, this message was sort of spontaneous and out of place, but it was definitely necessary.
Pence: Listen you sick fuck...I will answer your question now...I accept, but be forewarned...I'm not going to go easy on you, I'm not going to just kick your ass...I'm going to break you in two. I will kill you Strange. Outlaw may have fucked his career down the drain and is drinking piss out of some drain somewhere, but I am no where near ready to roll over and die for you. I don't need an old man who can give me youth to beat your ass...you think you've got me where you want me by now, but let me tell you this..nothing can be farther from the truth. I just hope you can laugh for now because after I'm done with you, you will need a tube in your neck to breathe through. Are we clear? Good. See you at Overdrive, dip shit.
Pence and the camera man got back in the car with the shocked Maria and the surprised Nick. Pence closed the door and the driver asked them where they wanted to go now, since Pence had canceled the photo shoot for the day.
Pence: Take me to a hotel...I need to think.
So ended Pence's first night in Mexico or so he thought.
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*Later that night at a restaurant*
The folk music seemed to have a sort of therapeutic effect on Pence who was now sitting wearing a nice suit and eating some native cuisine with his friend Nick and the girl Maria. He leaned back in his chair as he stretched and gave out a yawn, it was pretty late and he would like to get some rest before he had to go do battle with Shadow or whoever the fuck he was on Overdrive this week. Nick looks over at him and begins speaking.
Nick: So what was that all about in the car? Did something happen? You were shouting awfully loud man.
Pence: Yeah...this guy from my past has taken some kids hostage and he wants a shot at me in the ring sometime in the near future. At least that is what I hope is going on. I don't want to have to get into a gun slinging contest with this fuck. People would be killed if I did.
Maria: So what are you going to do?
Pence: Well, I accepted his challenge so that he would free the kids. So I suppose that all I can hope for is that I beat him and show him just how strange and sick mean nothing to a man like me.
They cling their glasses full of expensive wine, hell even Pence is sipping on wine, together, and then make a toast to APW for their current careers. Nick gets up from the table and looks at Pence who is staring at Maria from across the table.
Nick: Well Pence, now that the photo shoot has been moved to tomorrow I have to go explain to a most likely angry Jeff why you changed the planned events for the evening. I will see you later. Alright?
Pence: Sure thing, Nick. Have a nice sleep alright?
Nick: Alright. Night Maria.
Maria: Night, Nick.
Nick leaves the table on his way to the hotel which is only a short distance away. Pence looks into the eyes of Maria who stares back at him, they both have a heart felt moment before Pence's cell phone rings. He answers it with an angry tone.
Pence: What?!
James: No need to answer all nastily, I was wondering if after your photo shoot you could go do a signing tomorrow? The kids there in Mexico love you and apparently the APW staff would be thrilled to have their champion do a public signing for all the children and adults who idolize you as a hero.
Pence: Tell them alright, I will be there after my photo shoot. Anyway, when is the new photo shoot time scheduled for tomorrow?
James: Well it says you are scheduled for one. Would you like me to change the time to something earlier or later?
Pence: Nah, that's all right, just tell them I may be a little late.
James: Alright.
Pence: Seeya.
James: Peace.
Pence hangs up and rubs his temples as Maria walks up behind him and begins to massage his shoulders. He lets out a sigh of relief as he feels the stress easily rolling down his back.
Maria: Was that work calling you?
Pence: Yeah, it was work. They want me to do a signing tomorrow among other things. Stuff just keeps piling up on me.
Maria: It comes with the territory, Pence. Your a champion now, you represent everything that the APW represents, so everything you do and will ever do will be focused on by hundreds of critics who will judge your work ethics as though they were APW's work ethics.
Pence: I suppose your right. Anyways, I think I need to get some sleep. I've got a long day ahead of me tomorrow. Got to wake up nice and early so I can get this photo shoot over with so I can go to my signing.
Maria: I have a better idea...
The rest is not caught on microphone as she whispers in Pence's ear, who smiles quite largely after hearing all that. He stands up from the table and puts out his arm like a gentlemen which Maria grabs and the both of them walk off into the distance.
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*The Following Day*
The early morning sunlight comes down on to the bed of Pence Weatherlight which lays one half full, Maria lays there asleep. The camera pans over and sees Pence Weatherlight dressed in a suit smiling to himself. He walks out the door and quickly finds himself face to face with Nick, both of them look at each other and then Nick points to his watch. Pence nods his head and follows him to the elevator, and once they get to the first floor, out and into the limo waiting to pick them up. Pence is still smiling and Nick looks over to him knowing exactly what happened inside Pence's room.
Nick: You lucky mother fucker! Somebody got a little present last night didn't they!?
Pence doesn't even respond to the question as he pulls out another soda and sips as much as he can out of it. He needs a caffeine boost after the events of last night, a matter of fact he barely got any sleep before he had to come down for the photo shoot.
Nick: So while I was in my room, cold and alone...you get to do the dance of love!?
Pence: Did you just call sex the dance of love?
Nick: Yes, never heard of that before?
Pence: Nope, I've never heard someone say that before...that is definitely a first time hearing. Also, never say it like that again...it is quite disturbing as you referring it to a dance.
Nick chuckled and shook his head as the limo pulled up to the photo shoot at a local studio.
Nick: You ready?
Pence: As ready as I will ever be.
They open the doors and step out into the parking lot which is barely filled. Walking up the door Nick and Pence await the security, a rather large man that looks awefully like Shadow, to clear them, and allow them in. It doesn't take long for the clearance to be accepted. As they walk in they notice the difference in temperatures, inside it is very cold and outside it is quite hot, Nick does a few demonstrations of the difference in temperature by moving in and out of the door saying "Now its cold...now its hot.", much to Pence's dismay. As they get to the front desk they are pointed towards staging area A, which is where they will dress in the clothes for the pictures. Pence is pushed into many a suit before they finally find one that can fit around his muscles and make him look good, he looks at himself in the mirror and smiles, he doesn't look half bad in the suit. Nick is next and he is dressed in almost the same suit, but a smaller size. Both men after being dressed up in the suits find themselves pointed towards staging area B, in staging area B they are told of what poses they will make for the camera. After a tad bit of argument from Nick, who is already upset because he has to wear a suit, the two men finally are on their way to staging area C. In that staging area the men's hair is styled to make the picture look better, neither Pence nor Nick like their hair being groomed and choose to go as is. Both men make it to the picture after an hour of prepping both feeling like they need a rather large nap.
Nick: Jesus Christ, if I had known it would have been this level of torture I would have never come!
Pence: Just think of the magazine cover, okay Nick. This is for APW Magazine! We have to look sharp and ready.
Nick: Alright, but I'm not going to like it Pence...should have never let you talk me into coming down here and getting into one of these damn suits to embarrass myself in front of all these photographers.
Pence: I'm quite content with it..
Nick: Ah! Shut up!
Photographer: Excuse me, could you all please move up on to the stage so that we can begin taking pictures. We need these sent to APW HQ by tomorrow or we could all be looking at being fired.
Pence: No problem. Where do you want us to stand?
Photographer: Right over there will be good.
Pence and Nick get into position and do the poses they were told to do and much to the excitement of the two men, the pictures come out rather smoothly. Both of them look great and both of them get out of there as soon as the photographs are done being processed and sent over email. The limo drives off as the clock hits about four.
Nick: Drop me off at the hotel. Pence you have that signing right?
Pence: Yeah, I guess I will see you in about two hours at dinner. Tell Maria I'm sorry I left her in bed. I just didn't want to disturb her, she looked so peaceful.
Nick: Alright, I will go tell her.
The limo pulls up to the hotel about ten minute later and Nick leaves the car and waves back at the limo as it drives off into the distance.
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*At the Arena*
"Come to Life" by Alterbridge hits over the P.A. system as Pence Weatherlight emerges on the entrance ramp with his championship belt slung over his shoulder. The fans are going crazy as he walks down and slaps a few hands, signs a few autographs, and even throws a few "Baby dont' fear the reaper" T-shirts out into the crowd. The fans are eating it up as Pence slides into the ring and throws his new trench coat out into the masses. The fans cheer as Pence gets up on the top turn buckle and shoves the APW World Heavyweight title up into the air, picture flashes are taken all around the arena, and Pence gives them all a broad smile before he goes to the center of the ring. He looks around at all of the fans who are chanting his name and as he puts the microphone to his lips he is thinking of Overdrive and how best to approach the situation.
Pence: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Overdrive pre-show!
Crowd: Pence! PENCE! PENCE!
Pence: Come on guys, this is the biggest reception I have ever gotten any where, the least you all could do is let a man finish what he has to say before yelling and blaring his name out.
He smiles and the fans laugh, clearly Pence was telling a joke and he nods his head as begins again.
Pence: As I was saying this is the Overdrive pre-show and as I always do, I come out here and I talk to the masses and tell them how I feel about my opponents, how I feel about you all, and above all else how I feel about main eventing another show.
The chants of "Mr. Main Event", begin to explode as Pence smiles and takes a bow.
Pence: So before we get started with the show. I want to thank you all for supporting me at Mayhem and giving me the power neccesary to topple Level One and his gang. I would also like to thank you all for allowing me to be your champion, because without you...this championship truly means nothing. That being said without fans a championship reign is truly nothing and can never be anything as Level One found out at Mayhem by losing his championship to a man who in the history of APW, is the quickest APW World Heavyweight champion, and you know what its not because of me that I won, I give you all the credit. So...thank you.
The fans all unanimously say "Your welcome." and Pence takes another bow before continuing.
Pence: For most of my career in fighting I have always been looking for an opportunity to shine, to be the guiding light in a business and to bring it to the utmost glory that it can possibly obtain. At Mayhem I obtained that chance by defeating those vile scoundrels in a fatal four way match and I have no intention of ever squandering that chance, so tonight...we continue the winning streak! Hand in hand as we have done for the past month! Tonight we go on to fight a behemoth, a monster of a man, he is gigantic, and he is the Overdrive Champion...Shadow. Now I know that some of you out there consider Shadow to be a good man, hell to even be a fine wrestler, but let me tell you those false hoods end tonight. Let me be the first to tell you that this man is nothing more than a cocky, arrogant prick. If you look at the opener for Mayhem it is clear just how cocky he is about his abilities...he thinks himself nigh unstoppable, and by now he is viewing me as nothing more than another victim on the road to glory. Tonight I say we stop him...I say we stop him dead in his tracks and tell him that enough is enough!
The fans erupt into cheers as Pence begins to feed off the energy of the masses.
Pence: Nothing is more of a let down to the fans to see a dick as their champion seriously, who did you win the championship from...who in their right mind would lose to a 6'8 pile of shit like you? Oh that's right, Carl Cage...the guy who happens to have a drug issue...real swell Shadow. Is this really a champion I mean seriously...you beat a guy with drug issues, you really haven't had a real chance to defend your title against a real opponent...so why in the hell am I booked against you? This isn't even close to entertaining this is just fucked up in five different categories. No offense to Carl Cage, but fuck if I ever got my belt from that type of person I would give the title back and fight a more reasonable opponent, but I guess your too conceded to admit you won your title off a man with a drug problem. No wonder its the quickest match in APW history...must have been like "Dude, I have the munchies." WHAMMO! Big boot to the face. Ridiculous, get the fuck out of here Shadow. Do you all find that to be ridiculous?
Sure enough the fans are laughing and Pence can't help, but laugh himself.
Pence: Seriously dude, you suck. I'm not even afraid of you in any sense. I'm more anticipating cutting you down like a tree and then shouting 'timber' than being scared shitless of you. Your like a God damn panda....not the kung fu panda mind you, but the panda in the woods who just mopes around and doesn't do anything. Your a big old pussy and you know what, when I lift you up and slam your 6'8 ass down into the middle of the ring with the fans chanting my name and get the three count, I will only be thinking of one thing. About how unlucky it must be to face me when the fans are this damn energized after a PPV.
The fans are indeed energized they are ready for Overdrive and Pence feels ready too but there is more to say before he goes.
Pence: This match was suppose to be champion versus champion to decide which one was better, but ladies and gentlemen this is no contest...this is simply a slaughter that will be remembered for years to come. This is a match that will make the people who are going for the hardcore championship cry their eyes out because ladies and gentlemen...I am hyped and ready to kick some ass. I am coming off a huge win at Mayhem as much as you guys are coming off a huge win from it too. Plus before this match was assigned I went to have my ribs checked out because Nick thought I may have broken a rib or two, but we quickly found out I only pulled a muscle slightly, no big deal though...I'm fine now. I should be ready to fight this ugly mother fucker tonight. So don't you all fear, I am more than capable of beating him. I mean after all I beat three other people at Mayhem and have since proven myself to be the most dominant wrestler on APW and Shadow is about to find out just how dominant I am. Tonight I make a prediction Shadow, tonight I predict the fans will side with me once more to beat your sorry, arrogant ass, I will walk out of Overdrive another win under my belt and closer and closer to becoming the greatest champion of all time. I've already taken the right steps, now its all about patience...which isn't one of your virtues and let me tell you it is a bad virtue not to have against me, because when you rush me with your almost robotic movements I will dodge your attack and lay into you like a bulldozer to a pile of dirt. So watch out for my counter attacks you king kong looking mother fucker.
The fans cheer again as Pence nods his head.
Pence: This leads me to final statements Shadow. My final statements are simple really, so simple a cave man like yourself can easily understand it. I will win because I am more entertaining, every match that I have ever done here in the APW has been a main event and you can not say such a thing because you were never entertaining. The fans only cheer you on because so far they haven't had anyone else worth cheering for, but now that has been remedied, because now Pence Weatherlight is here in APW. So tonight when I step into the ring and the fans start chanting my name like they always do, I want you to pinch yourself and make sure you are awake, because this is going to be a one in a life time ass kicking for you and not that pansy ass shit you call ass kicking, I mean the type with steel toed boots and cleats. Oh and another statement, what the fuck is up with the name Shadow anyway, you are no where near shadow looking...you are a white man who is fucking tall, there is nothing shadowy to that...but I guess when your brain is the size of a walnut there is not much you can do about it. Anyways good luck, because at this point you are going to need it more than I do. Ladies and gentlemen this is Pence Weatherlight, the APW World Heavyweight champion...signing off. See you all later tonight when I take on the King Kong mother fucker and topple him just like that time he climbed up the empire state building.
Pence gives them a salute before exiting the ring to the sound of cheers and the chants of "Mr. Main Event". The scene fades to black.
