Post by Chris Cyrus on Feb 16, 2009 9:21:16 GMT -4
Voice: Hey look, it’s the Hardcore Kid!
The Hardcore Kid looks over at a Kid eating French fries as the scene opens up at a McDonalds.
THK to himself: Uh-oh.
McDonalds cashier: Can I help you?
THK: Do you guys have anything healthy here?
McDonalds cashier: I wish.
THK: Who’s making the burgers today.
The young cashier points to an overweight 16 year old with bad acne. The Teenager waves at the wrestler as The Hardcore Kid gets a shiver.
THK: I’ll have the big mac combo, just as long as he doesn’t touch my food.
McDonalds cashier: Coke to drink?
THK: I’ll just have water.
McDonalds cashier: That will be $5.97
The Kid hands the girl exactly 6$ in change and then steps aside waiting for his food. The Kid from earlier comes up to him.
Kid: Can I have your autograph?
THK: I’m not the Hardcore Kid.
There was no fooling this child as he was quick to spot out that the Xtreme Champ was wearing his “Hardcore Kid” T-shirt.
Kid: You look exactly like the person on your shirt.
The Hardcore Kid looks down at the shirt and see’s he got caught in a lie. The Kid give out a loud “FUCK” to himself before taking the Kid’s marker and autographing his happy meal toy.
Kid: Thanks.
The Kid runs off as the Hardcore Kid’s food is ready.
THK: I’m just gonna take this to go.
The McDonalds Worker bags up the meal and the Hardcore Kid leaves before being bothered again.
The Hardcore Kid looks over at a Kid eating French fries as the scene opens up at a McDonalds.
THK to himself: Uh-oh.
McDonalds cashier: Can I help you?
THK: Do you guys have anything healthy here?
McDonalds cashier: I wish.
THK: Who’s making the burgers today.
The young cashier points to an overweight 16 year old with bad acne. The Teenager waves at the wrestler as The Hardcore Kid gets a shiver.
THK: I’ll have the big mac combo, just as long as he doesn’t touch my food.
McDonalds cashier: Coke to drink?
THK: I’ll just have water.
McDonalds cashier: That will be $5.97
The Kid hands the girl exactly 6$ in change and then steps aside waiting for his food. The Kid from earlier comes up to him.
Kid: Can I have your autograph?
THK: I’m not the Hardcore Kid.
There was no fooling this child as he was quick to spot out that the Xtreme Champ was wearing his “Hardcore Kid” T-shirt.
Kid: You look exactly like the person on your shirt.
The Hardcore Kid looks down at the shirt and see’s he got caught in a lie. The Kid give out a loud “FUCK” to himself before taking the Kid’s marker and autographing his happy meal toy.
Kid: Thanks.
The Kid runs off as the Hardcore Kid’s food is ready.
THK: I’m just gonna take this to go.
The McDonalds Worker bags up the meal and the Hardcore Kid leaves before being bothered again.
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Hello everyone. Its time for another blog from the life of The Hardcore Kid. I wanted to write one yesterday, but damn face book was being an ass. But all is good now.
So I woke up the other day, and got an email about joining an Efed. I appreciate everyone wanting to be my friend. I appreciate everyone messaging on my wall telling me “great job” or whatever. But when I start getting invites for efeds, then I start to not like you. I don’t even care if Jake Ruby won 200 titles and made a name for himself in some lame internet game. Efeds are gay. They are stupid and pointless. Stop trying to pretend to be a wrestler, get off your ass hit the gym, go to wrestling school if you want to be a wrestler. Sitting behind a computer, eating Doritos while writing some sort of promo, don’t make you a wrestler. I don’t care who you are. I also got an invite from Trevor Blackwell to wrestling in his indy fed that he’s starting back up. 2 things, 1, if I don’t have to, I’m not wrestling in front of 150 people for no money. And 2, by the looks of things, If I want to wrestle APW superstars, I’ll do it in APW, I don’t need to go somewhere else. The Hardcore Kid is 110% APW Loyal till the end.
Now onto this Monday, Overdrive. Lumber Jack match in preparation for War Games. The Hardcore Kid Vs Carl Cage. The Xtreme Champion Vs The Overdrive Champion. I’ve been waiting to go one on one with Carl Cage for a long time. Ever since Jason Royce aligned himself with Carl. I proved at Christmas Chaos when I won the Xtreme Title that I was better than Carl and Jason. Now I finally get to prove, one on one that I’m better than Carl Cage.
But I do give credit where credit is due. Congrats on the Overdrive title Carl. You worked hard to earn it. But, you beat Katrina Olivetti. Nothing to brag about. I beat her a month ago, you don’t hear me bragging. I beat the overdrive champ last month. I have no problem beating the overdrive champ this month.
With this being a lumber jack match, and if I’m not mistaken, the first APW lumber jack match, anything can happen. I’m not sure if the entire roster will be at ringside, or just everyone in the War Games match, but either way, it won’t matter who’s outside the ring. Because the big monstrous Carl Cage is going to get chopped down by the Hardcore Kid and The Hired Gunz will be walking into Carnage with that little extra boost of momentum.
This Monday Carl, I’m giving you a little taste. A sneak preview of what you, Royce, Streets and Rick of what’s to come at Carnage. You guys might think its going to be a walk in the park. But you just wait till the 4th member of the Hired Gunz in revealed. And believe me, its not gonna be pretty for your guys. Carl Cage, prepare yourself. The Hardcore Kid is coming for you. The Hardcore Kid is ready to shine. The Hardcore Kid is ready to show the world that the Overdrive Title means nothing and that the Xtreme Title is APW’s secondary title.
Bring your muscles, bring your strength and bring you’re “A” game, because Carl, your gonna need more than that if you want to get past the Hardcore Kid. I’ve gained much respect since the Survive and Conquer match, as well as going toe to toe with Level One. And during that time, any advice that people have given me, I’ve taken it all in. I’m not a rookie anymore. And its time to go up that next level, and I’m working at it. And You Carl are just a small detour in that quest to the next level of my career. The next Plato for me. The Hardcore Kid isn’t just someone that help people get noticed. The Hardcore Kid isn’t that guy who is an “easy win.” When I won the Xtreme Title, a new era began and its still going. The Era of the Kid. The Hardcore Kid. And this Monday at Overdrive Carl, It doesn’t matter if the Lumber Jacks get involved and beat me up. Because when its all said and done and all the smoke is cleared and I get the 1….2….3. Once you wake up Carl, you will realize that you my friend have just been sent….STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Hello everyone. Its time for another blog from the life of The Hardcore Kid. I wanted to write one yesterday, but damn face book was being an ass. But all is good now.
So I woke up the other day, and got an email about joining an Efed. I appreciate everyone wanting to be my friend. I appreciate everyone messaging on my wall telling me “great job” or whatever. But when I start getting invites for efeds, then I start to not like you. I don’t even care if Jake Ruby won 200 titles and made a name for himself in some lame internet game. Efeds are gay. They are stupid and pointless. Stop trying to pretend to be a wrestler, get off your ass hit the gym, go to wrestling school if you want to be a wrestler. Sitting behind a computer, eating Doritos while writing some sort of promo, don’t make you a wrestler. I don’t care who you are. I also got an invite from Trevor Blackwell to wrestling in his indy fed that he’s starting back up. 2 things, 1, if I don’t have to, I’m not wrestling in front of 150 people for no money. And 2, by the looks of things, If I want to wrestle APW superstars, I’ll do it in APW, I don’t need to go somewhere else. The Hardcore Kid is 110% APW Loyal till the end.
Now onto this Monday, Overdrive. Lumber Jack match in preparation for War Games. The Hardcore Kid Vs Carl Cage. The Xtreme Champion Vs The Overdrive Champion. I’ve been waiting to go one on one with Carl Cage for a long time. Ever since Jason Royce aligned himself with Carl. I proved at Christmas Chaos when I won the Xtreme Title that I was better than Carl and Jason. Now I finally get to prove, one on one that I’m better than Carl Cage.
But I do give credit where credit is due. Congrats on the Overdrive title Carl. You worked hard to earn it. But, you beat Katrina Olivetti. Nothing to brag about. I beat her a month ago, you don’t hear me bragging. I beat the overdrive champ last month. I have no problem beating the overdrive champ this month.
With this being a lumber jack match, and if I’m not mistaken, the first APW lumber jack match, anything can happen. I’m not sure if the entire roster will be at ringside, or just everyone in the War Games match, but either way, it won’t matter who’s outside the ring. Because the big monstrous Carl Cage is going to get chopped down by the Hardcore Kid and The Hired Gunz will be walking into Carnage with that little extra boost of momentum.
This Monday Carl, I’m giving you a little taste. A sneak preview of what you, Royce, Streets and Rick of what’s to come at Carnage. You guys might think its going to be a walk in the park. But you just wait till the 4th member of the Hired Gunz in revealed. And believe me, its not gonna be pretty for your guys. Carl Cage, prepare yourself. The Hardcore Kid is coming for you. The Hardcore Kid is ready to shine. The Hardcore Kid is ready to show the world that the Overdrive Title means nothing and that the Xtreme Title is APW’s secondary title.
Bring your muscles, bring your strength and bring you’re “A” game, because Carl, your gonna need more than that if you want to get past the Hardcore Kid. I’ve gained much respect since the Survive and Conquer match, as well as going toe to toe with Level One. And during that time, any advice that people have given me, I’ve taken it all in. I’m not a rookie anymore. And its time to go up that next level, and I’m working at it. And You Carl are just a small detour in that quest to the next level of my career. The next Plato for me. The Hardcore Kid isn’t just someone that help people get noticed. The Hardcore Kid isn’t that guy who is an “easy win.” When I won the Xtreme Title, a new era began and its still going. The Era of the Kid. The Hardcore Kid. And this Monday at Overdrive Carl, It doesn’t matter if the Lumber Jacks get involved and beat me up. Because when its all said and done and all the smoke is cleared and I get the 1….2….3. Once you wake up Carl, you will realize that you my friend have just been sent….STRAIGHT TO HELL!
