Post by Chris Cyrus on Mar 9, 2009 19:47:32 GMT -4
The scene opens up backstage at the In Chicago, the home of this week’s Overdrive. You see Dr. Matt in his locker room, putting his gear on when the Hardcore Kid runs in with a 12 pack of beer and sits it down on the bench next to Matt.
THK: Anything else that I can get you?
Matt: That should be all for now.
THK: Are you sure it’s a rule for the younger wrestlers to run arrons for the veteran wrestlers.
Matt: Yah man, it has to do with the whole respect thing.
THK: But I already told you that I respect you.
Matt: I know you did, but this is the showing part.
THK: Are you doing this cause I told you that your mom is hot.
Matt opens the case of beer.
Matt: That’s part of the reason, but also, I’m just damn lazy. I’ve been in this business long enough, I’ve earned an arron boy.
THK: We’ll, just don’t ask for any sexual favors and we’re cool. I know about the whole prostitution thing.
Matt: Mother Fuck the Recession
THK: So I’ve been wondering all week. About our match this week. Are we suppose to beat the crap out of each other, or we take it easy on each other. How do you want to do this.
Matt drinks the beer in one drink and looks at the kid.
Matt: Listen Kid, We’re gonna beat the crap out of each other. I’m not holding back. We’re heading towards Rasslemania, and I have no idea who’s gonna accept my challenge, so I want to make sure I’m ready. So don’t be mad at me when I hurt you.
THK: You’d hurt me? I thought we we’re friends.
Matt: We’re not friends.
THK: But we played Rock Band together. That makes us friends.
Matt: Say’s who?
THK: The game. The games says, Rock out with your friends. And that’s what we did.
Matt: Here’s the thing about wrestling, when it really comes down to it, its every man for himself. I’ve been in this business long enough to know if two friends or allies fight, and don’t beat the crap out of each other, then the fans will boo you out of the building. And you know what happens when the fans boo you because your match sucks. You don’t get paid the big moolah and right now, I’m all about the money.
THK: Well, I can respect that. Just don’t hurt me too much. I have to fight Jason Royce in a Hardcore In Hell match at Rasslemania.
Matt: Don’t worry about Royce. I’ve known him long enough to know that I could break your legs and you could still win.
THK: True. But, you don’t know who your Rasslemania opponent is. So I could break your legs and you wouldn’t stand a chance for a big pay day.
Matt: We both know your not going to win.
THK: I don’t know man. You’ve been in rough shape lately. I mean, what was the last match you won? I remember you beating John Green back in the summer time. I don’t think you’ve accomplished much after that.
Matt: I was in the main event at the October, November and December Pay Per View.
THK: And you lost in the main event at the October, November, and December Pay Per View. And may I add the January Pay Per View as well. Your lucky you teamed up with me, Lively and Twister for Carnage, I was starting to feel bad for you.
Matt: I’ve done more in my career boy than you ever will. Your just another one of those punks looking for a big break. Sneaking your way to the top by using the main event wrestlers.
THK: Insecure Matt? You know that your getting old. You know you don’t have much time left in this business and it eats you up inside old-timer. It bothers you that I’ve won more APW Gold here than you. It bothers you that I could be the next big thing. It bothers you that….
Matt: Shut up. You’re a nobody. Your just a wannabe. I beat losers like you tons of times. You may be Xtreme champion, but you’ve done nothing as champion. Maybe your at the top of your came in the low card rankings, but in the main event scene, you’re a nothing. You can’t get the job done because your not good enough. You still have much to learn. And you’re going to get a free wrestling lesson from the Doc.
THK: We’ll see Matt. You can’t deny the fact that I’ve been getting better and better. I was a major contribution to Carnage. I almost won the Survive and Conquer match. I lasted longer than you. I’m not the same Hardcore Kid from a year ago. A lost sole thinking that Hardcore is the way of life. I’ve grown as a person and a wrestler and if you want to take me lightly, underestimate me, then fine, because when its all said and done, I’ll be standing in the ring with my arm raised high. You may be past your prime Matt, it might be time to hang up the boots. End your career on a high note, because your days of selling out arenas, and holding world titles are over my friend. And Like it or not, I’m going to give it my all and do everything in my power to make sure I beat you. This match is a perfect tune up heading to the Hardcore In Hell match. Who better to fight than the man who is Hardcore As Hell. Matt, with all do respect, after I beat you, you’ll be forced to pass the torch.
The Kid then turns and walks away and Matt yells
Matt: YOU BETTER NOT FORGET MY CLOTHES AT THE DRY CLEANERS!
Matt opens another beer and chugs is down as the scene cuts out.
THK: Anything else that I can get you?
Matt: That should be all for now.
THK: Are you sure it’s a rule for the younger wrestlers to run arrons for the veteran wrestlers.
Matt: Yah man, it has to do with the whole respect thing.
THK: But I already told you that I respect you.
Matt: I know you did, but this is the showing part.
THK: Are you doing this cause I told you that your mom is hot.
Matt opens the case of beer.
Matt: That’s part of the reason, but also, I’m just damn lazy. I’ve been in this business long enough, I’ve earned an arron boy.
THK: We’ll, just don’t ask for any sexual favors and we’re cool. I know about the whole prostitution thing.
Matt: Mother Fuck the Recession
THK: So I’ve been wondering all week. About our match this week. Are we suppose to beat the crap out of each other, or we take it easy on each other. How do you want to do this.
Matt drinks the beer in one drink and looks at the kid.
Matt: Listen Kid, We’re gonna beat the crap out of each other. I’m not holding back. We’re heading towards Rasslemania, and I have no idea who’s gonna accept my challenge, so I want to make sure I’m ready. So don’t be mad at me when I hurt you.
THK: You’d hurt me? I thought we we’re friends.
Matt: We’re not friends.
THK: But we played Rock Band together. That makes us friends.
Matt: Say’s who?
THK: The game. The games says, Rock out with your friends. And that’s what we did.
Matt: Here’s the thing about wrestling, when it really comes down to it, its every man for himself. I’ve been in this business long enough to know if two friends or allies fight, and don’t beat the crap out of each other, then the fans will boo you out of the building. And you know what happens when the fans boo you because your match sucks. You don’t get paid the big moolah and right now, I’m all about the money.
THK: Well, I can respect that. Just don’t hurt me too much. I have to fight Jason Royce in a Hardcore In Hell match at Rasslemania.
Matt: Don’t worry about Royce. I’ve known him long enough to know that I could break your legs and you could still win.
THK: True. But, you don’t know who your Rasslemania opponent is. So I could break your legs and you wouldn’t stand a chance for a big pay day.
Matt: We both know your not going to win.
THK: I don’t know man. You’ve been in rough shape lately. I mean, what was the last match you won? I remember you beating John Green back in the summer time. I don’t think you’ve accomplished much after that.
Matt: I was in the main event at the October, November and December Pay Per View.
THK: And you lost in the main event at the October, November, and December Pay Per View. And may I add the January Pay Per View as well. Your lucky you teamed up with me, Lively and Twister for Carnage, I was starting to feel bad for you.
Matt: I’ve done more in my career boy than you ever will. Your just another one of those punks looking for a big break. Sneaking your way to the top by using the main event wrestlers.
THK: Insecure Matt? You know that your getting old. You know you don’t have much time left in this business and it eats you up inside old-timer. It bothers you that I’ve won more APW Gold here than you. It bothers you that I could be the next big thing. It bothers you that….
Matt: Shut up. You’re a nobody. Your just a wannabe. I beat losers like you tons of times. You may be Xtreme champion, but you’ve done nothing as champion. Maybe your at the top of your came in the low card rankings, but in the main event scene, you’re a nothing. You can’t get the job done because your not good enough. You still have much to learn. And you’re going to get a free wrestling lesson from the Doc.
THK: We’ll see Matt. You can’t deny the fact that I’ve been getting better and better. I was a major contribution to Carnage. I almost won the Survive and Conquer match. I lasted longer than you. I’m not the same Hardcore Kid from a year ago. A lost sole thinking that Hardcore is the way of life. I’ve grown as a person and a wrestler and if you want to take me lightly, underestimate me, then fine, because when its all said and done, I’ll be standing in the ring with my arm raised high. You may be past your prime Matt, it might be time to hang up the boots. End your career on a high note, because your days of selling out arenas, and holding world titles are over my friend. And Like it or not, I’m going to give it my all and do everything in my power to make sure I beat you. This match is a perfect tune up heading to the Hardcore In Hell match. Who better to fight than the man who is Hardcore As Hell. Matt, with all do respect, after I beat you, you’ll be forced to pass the torch.
The Kid then turns and walks away and Matt yells
Matt: YOU BETTER NOT FORGET MY CLOTHES AT THE DRY CLEANERS!
Matt opens another beer and chugs is down as the scene cuts out.
