Post by John Green on Mar 17, 2009 16:37:41 GMT -4
The Following RP Is Rated R: Restricted for Language, A Scene of Violence, Strong Sexuality, and Gayness.
[The scene opens up showing Chris Johnson' mansion in Los Angeles, California. It's night time and the wall sized window is opened letting the breeze inside. Chris is laying in bed with two girls, Holly and Brittany two girls he met at a party a couple weeks ago. They are asleep with Chris in the middle. Right then the phone starts to ring. Chris starts to stir. He reaches his arm over Brittany and grabs the alarm clock. He holds it up to his ear.]
Chris - (sleepy) Hello.........hello......
[He hears the rings more. He then starts pushing buttons on the clock resulting in the alarm going off right in his ear.]
Chris - BAH!!!!
[He throws it hard out the window. He then sits up and he grabs the telephone.]
Chris - God damn it....who the fuck is this?
John - Dude Johnson....its Green.
Chris - (rubs eyes) Do you realize what time it is?
John - yeah it's 3 am I know that.
Chris - Well if you're so smart and realize that it is 3 am then shouldn't you be smart enough to realize that I was sleeping?
John - Yeah but....
Chris - Shouldn't you also be smart enough to realize that I am Chris fucking Johnson and I am laying here next to two gorgeous women who I might add are fucking naked!
John - Um.....listen I need your help.
Chris - John you need a lot of help. What do you need this time? Bail money?
John - Maybe....
Chris - Ah shit....PLEASE tell me that you didn't assault a hooker again.
John - Nah man nothing like that. I just need you to come with me so there will be a witness.
Chris - (pauses) John....why am I getting the feeling this isn't a good thing?
John -… Because it's not. Now can you help me or not?
Chris - Shit...well to be honest this does spark my interest a little bit.
John - Are you excited?
Chris - Yes....but for a COMPLETELY different reason. I told you I have 2 women laying here with me right? Haha.
John - Yes Chris you did....now come on.
Chris - Alright....meet me at the corner of Bel Air in an hour.
John - Awesome.
[Chris hangs up. The next scene shows the corner of Bel Air. There is a car parked between two buildings. You can barely see it. A car pulls up to the corner. It parks. The door opens and Chris Johnson steps out. He looks around. He then walks down the sidewalk and he see's the car in between the buildings. He recognizes it as John' car and he walks up to it. He knocks
on the window of the car. The window rolls down revealing John getting head from some hooker.]
John - What took you so long?
Chris - God damn it John. I don't care to see you getting a rim job.
[The hooker stops and turns to Chris.]
Hooker - Listen I don't do doubles.
Chris - Good because I don't recall asking for sex from a hooker who's probably got every god damn std in the book.
Hooker - Ya know what fuck you!
[The hooker then gets out of the car.]
John - Dumb bitch you didn't even finish the job!
[She starts to walk off.]
John - Wait....where the fuck is my wallet?!
[The hooker starts to run. John gets out of the car and chases after her. Chris just walks behind him. John catches up with her and he tackles her into a trash can. The hooker then grabs John and throws him off. John gets up and gets punched right in the jaw. Chris starts to laugh. John then kicks the hooker in between the legs. The hooker doubles over. John then gets a confused look on his face. He looks at Chris with a face that says "what the fuck?"]
Chris - Hey man....this is LA.....
[John then kicks the hooker in the head and grabs his wallet. He puts his wallet in his back pocket.]
John - If you fucking say anything I swear to God....
Chris - Haha it's not nice to swear on me John.
John - Damn it....just don't say anything. And you're not Michael Lively so I didn't. Besides the hooker came in the car as soon as you came so it was only like three seconds.
Chris - First of all he's JESUS and Kaos is GOD. But seriously listen man. I know you want to win your match on Overdrive against Twister and all trust me I know how much you want to win. But when I told you to get inside Twister's head I didn't mean to go out and get head from a gay hooker. Haha.
John - FUCK YOU!
Chris - Haha haven't you had enough?
John - Ya know what Johnson....if you weren't injured from your training I'd....
Chris - Haha you'd do what John? Try and whoop my ass?
John - .......
Chris - Listen man....it happens to the bets of us.
John - Has it happened to you?
Chris - Haha fuck no! I was just trying to make you feel better about getting head from a dude.
John - Just forget about it alright!
Chris - Alright fine man.....I wonder if that guy knows Twister?
John - I DON'T CARE!!!
Chris - Hey man I was just trying to figure out if this was some sort of message that you wanted to send to Twister. Beating up his gay lover. Fuck if I know.
John - This isn't what I meant by lets forget about this!
Chris - Alright fine. I won't say another word.
John - Good.
[There is an awkward moment of silence.]
John - ......just say it and get it over with.
Chris - It's just he clearly looked like a dude. I mean I fucking saw stubbles.
John - Nice....this is just great.
Chris - Haha. I'm taking a wild guess by saying this isn't your first time in LA? Haha.
John - Can we just get to the reason why you're here?!
Chris - Well....you did say you might need bail....and after you just kicked the shit out of another hooker....even though this was under completely different circumstances....
John - Listen! I am supposed to meet with this guy. His name is Salvatore Telfair. He used to work with Carter Verona.
Chris - Carter Verona? Why do I know that name?
John - Because he was a Mexican drug lord. He smuggled drugs into the US. He was killed in a shoot out in Texas about a year ago. I used to work for him.
Chris - Alright.......so......
John - Well I was Carter's go to guy I guess you could say. Well Salvatore had a lot of money "invested" in Carter. I haven't seen the guy since the shoot out. Now out of the blue he just decides to ring me up.
Chris - And I take it, it wasn't one of those "Hey how are you? How's the Miss's?"
John - No it was more like "Listen, meet me at 4:30 at the loading docks. If you don't I'll kill you."
Chris - Wow he just skipped the pleasantries didn't he? Haha.
John - Yeah well....this guy is a dangerous guy.
Chris - Dangerous how? Dangerous as in a Pit Bull? Or dangerous as in a wiener dog with rabies?
John - Try a Pit Bull with rabies holding a mother fucking gun!
Chris - (Nodding his head) Yeah....I'd say that's pretty dangerous.
John - Yeah....so come on let's get going.
[John walks to his car. He gets in. Chris is still standing there. John leans out the window of his car.]
John - You fucking coming or what?
Chris - (smirks) You think I'm gonna let you drive? Get out of your car Jackson. We're taking mine.
[Chris gets into his car. John then follows. Chris then starts the car and screeches the tires against the pavement and speeds off. The next scene shows the loading docks. Chris's car pulls in. It parks. They get a shot of the clock in the car and it reads 4:15.]
John - We're early. We'll wait til it's 4:30. He's all about timing.
Chris - Alright....and while we wait. You can tell me exactly how you plan on holding your own against freaking legend like Twister.
John – If I’m fucking lucky it won’t end up like what just happened.
Chris – Haha well, the guy gets his urges you know.
John – Don’t make me even think about it. I’ve had enough already to say the least. Anyway, you should know what I’m going to do at Overdrive. I’ve been claiming that I’d get a title since my first promo on APW programming. And seeing as how I have a title match against either man of our Overdrive title match on Overdrive I don't wanna lose going into Rasslemania. So honestly, it’s not about that whiny bitch Twister, but the respect I'll get. He’s been lucky to face sub par superstars in his small run here. Hell, I’ve heard he might be fired from APW after Rasslwemania due to his little attack on Jeff at Christman Chaos.
Chris – Really? So basically, whether you pin him or get pinned by him you’ll be receiving a title shot at Rasslemania 5.
John – Yeah. But fuck getting pinned by him… I’ve seen tapes of what he does in those positions and it’s worse than a male hooker sucking on my cock.
Chris – I’m sorry, but that… That was priceless.
[John turns away and looks out the window. The starry night really shows through as the street lights are dimmed very low.]
Chris – Haha, well I’ll try my best to keep it between me and you. And if Brad hears about it, it might not be related to me. He knows his own share of male hookers from his endearing little experiences.
John – He does get himself into creative little circumstances doesn’t he?
Chris – They’re different to say the least. What the fuck is this guy doing anyway?
John – Who knows, probably getting burnt off his new deal. Rules are not to get high off your own supply but while I was with him he did it quite often.
Chris – A regular Scarface?
John – Not so much. He’s got the balls, but won’t be getting killed anytime soon. You’d think with all the security he’s got around him, one of them would turn him in, but his coke is so far shoved up their noses they probably don’t even realize what they’re actually doing.
Chris – I don’t know how you bring me into this whole situation. I should be in bed with those two girls. Ah, fuck it… I can call them and have them in the same spot tomorrow night.
John – That’s what money does for you.
Chris – Money!? Fuck no! It’s this amazing body! And look at my face!
[Chris takes a glance at the rear view mirror and smiles at his own reflection.]
John – If someone didn’t know you, they might think you were fucking gay by how high you hold yourself.
Chris – But it’s so fucking obvious!
John – That’s what they say…
[John sees someone, sits up, and peers out into the dark night. Chris looks confused.]
John – That’s fucking him. Wait… Is that him? Yeah, there he is.
Chris – What the fuck? Where!?
John – Nevermind.
Chris – Idiot…
John – Well, it gives us more time to talk about my homosexual foe.
Chris – Go ahead and talk, I wasn’t listening anyway.
John – Yes you were… The reason you took me in was because of this fucking mouth.
Chris – Yeah, but… I’m fucking tired. I had a long night.
John – What the hell is a short night to you?
Chris – Usually on training, because I have a curfew.
John – Of course… Well, it should be an interesting match. I just want to get out of it soon as possible to avoid any uncomfortable grapples and whatnot. The way I see it, is doing something great for APW. Who the hell needs Twister? Nobody. He whines, he complains, and while he does this he does nothing to correct what he is critscizing. Which is why shutting his big fat mouth will be ever sweeter. And maybe I can bring some life back to the APW. Haven’t you noticed how dry APW has been since Twister came? It was like he sucked the energy right out of it.
Chris – He had nothing better to because he knew noone wanted him there so he did anything that gave him some attention. Which is why he took out the president.
John – OBAMA'S FUCKING DEAD.?
Chris – No man I meant Jeff.
John – Oh. Well it doesn't matter what president he took out. I'll be beating his ass and more superstars and grabbing that Overdrive title will put me back in the game.
Chris – Haha well that’s true. I’d say the only game plan I can provide you with is to do what you did before you dropped out of APW the first time and thats grab titles and win matches. Knowing you’re one of the best should be all the motivation you need to bring the Overdrive Title where it belongs. And destroy the rage of twister
John – Damn straight. Once I get the opportunity I deserve, I will once again be the APW World Heavyweight Champion. And I will once again be the most dominating wrestler to date for Action Packed Wrestling.
Chris – Just get the job done… Is that him right there???
[John looks out at the man by the docks and grins as he sees Salvatore Telfair looking into the sea. John and Chris turn to each other and exchange a look of delight as the scene fades to black.]
[The scene opens up showing Chris Johnson' mansion in Los Angeles, California. It's night time and the wall sized window is opened letting the breeze inside. Chris is laying in bed with two girls, Holly and Brittany two girls he met at a party a couple weeks ago. They are asleep with Chris in the middle. Right then the phone starts to ring. Chris starts to stir. He reaches his arm over Brittany and grabs the alarm clock. He holds it up to his ear.]
Chris - (sleepy) Hello.........hello......
[He hears the rings more. He then starts pushing buttons on the clock resulting in the alarm going off right in his ear.]
Chris - BAH!!!!
[He throws it hard out the window. He then sits up and he grabs the telephone.]
Chris - God damn it....who the fuck is this?
John - Dude Johnson....its Green.
Chris - (rubs eyes) Do you realize what time it is?
John - yeah it's 3 am I know that.
Chris - Well if you're so smart and realize that it is 3 am then shouldn't you be smart enough to realize that I was sleeping?
John - Yeah but....
Chris - Shouldn't you also be smart enough to realize that I am Chris fucking Johnson and I am laying here next to two gorgeous women who I might add are fucking naked!
John - Um.....listen I need your help.
Chris - John you need a lot of help. What do you need this time? Bail money?
John - Maybe....
Chris - Ah shit....PLEASE tell me that you didn't assault a hooker again.
John - Nah man nothing like that. I just need you to come with me so there will be a witness.
Chris - (pauses) John....why am I getting the feeling this isn't a good thing?
John -… Because it's not. Now can you help me or not?
Chris - Shit...well to be honest this does spark my interest a little bit.
John - Are you excited?
Chris - Yes....but for a COMPLETELY different reason. I told you I have 2 women laying here with me right? Haha.
John - Yes Chris you did....now come on.
Chris - Alright....meet me at the corner of Bel Air in an hour.
John - Awesome.
[Chris hangs up. The next scene shows the corner of Bel Air. There is a car parked between two buildings. You can barely see it. A car pulls up to the corner. It parks. The door opens and Chris Johnson steps out. He looks around. He then walks down the sidewalk and he see's the car in between the buildings. He recognizes it as John' car and he walks up to it. He knocks
on the window of the car. The window rolls down revealing John getting head from some hooker.]
John - What took you so long?
Chris - God damn it John. I don't care to see you getting a rim job.
[The hooker stops and turns to Chris.]
Hooker - Listen I don't do doubles.
Chris - Good because I don't recall asking for sex from a hooker who's probably got every god damn std in the book.
Hooker - Ya know what fuck you!
[The hooker then gets out of the car.]
John - Dumb bitch you didn't even finish the job!
[She starts to walk off.]
John - Wait....where the fuck is my wallet?!
[The hooker starts to run. John gets out of the car and chases after her. Chris just walks behind him. John catches up with her and he tackles her into a trash can. The hooker then grabs John and throws him off. John gets up and gets punched right in the jaw. Chris starts to laugh. John then kicks the hooker in between the legs. The hooker doubles over. John then gets a confused look on his face. He looks at Chris with a face that says "what the fuck?"]
Chris - Hey man....this is LA.....
[John then kicks the hooker in the head and grabs his wallet. He puts his wallet in his back pocket.]
John - If you fucking say anything I swear to God....
Chris - Haha it's not nice to swear on me John.
John - Damn it....just don't say anything. And you're not Michael Lively so I didn't. Besides the hooker came in the car as soon as you came so it was only like three seconds.
Chris - First of all he's JESUS and Kaos is GOD. But seriously listen man. I know you want to win your match on Overdrive against Twister and all trust me I know how much you want to win. But when I told you to get inside Twister's head I didn't mean to go out and get head from a gay hooker. Haha.
John - FUCK YOU!
Chris - Haha haven't you had enough?
John - Ya know what Johnson....if you weren't injured from your training I'd....
Chris - Haha you'd do what John? Try and whoop my ass?
John - .......
Chris - Listen man....it happens to the bets of us.
John - Has it happened to you?
Chris - Haha fuck no! I was just trying to make you feel better about getting head from a dude.
John - Just forget about it alright!
Chris - Alright fine man.....I wonder if that guy knows Twister?
John - I DON'T CARE!!!
Chris - Hey man I was just trying to figure out if this was some sort of message that you wanted to send to Twister. Beating up his gay lover. Fuck if I know.
John - This isn't what I meant by lets forget about this!
Chris - Alright fine. I won't say another word.
John - Good.
[There is an awkward moment of silence.]
John - ......just say it and get it over with.
Chris - It's just he clearly looked like a dude. I mean I fucking saw stubbles.
John - Nice....this is just great.
Chris - Haha. I'm taking a wild guess by saying this isn't your first time in LA? Haha.
John - Can we just get to the reason why you're here?!
Chris - Well....you did say you might need bail....and after you just kicked the shit out of another hooker....even though this was under completely different circumstances....
John - Listen! I am supposed to meet with this guy. His name is Salvatore Telfair. He used to work with Carter Verona.
Chris - Carter Verona? Why do I know that name?
John - Because he was a Mexican drug lord. He smuggled drugs into the US. He was killed in a shoot out in Texas about a year ago. I used to work for him.
Chris - Alright.......so......
John - Well I was Carter's go to guy I guess you could say. Well Salvatore had a lot of money "invested" in Carter. I haven't seen the guy since the shoot out. Now out of the blue he just decides to ring me up.
Chris - And I take it, it wasn't one of those "Hey how are you? How's the Miss's?"
John - No it was more like "Listen, meet me at 4:30 at the loading docks. If you don't I'll kill you."
Chris - Wow he just skipped the pleasantries didn't he? Haha.
John - Yeah well....this guy is a dangerous guy.
Chris - Dangerous how? Dangerous as in a Pit Bull? Or dangerous as in a wiener dog with rabies?
John - Try a Pit Bull with rabies holding a mother fucking gun!
Chris - (Nodding his head) Yeah....I'd say that's pretty dangerous.
John - Yeah....so come on let's get going.
[John walks to his car. He gets in. Chris is still standing there. John leans out the window of his car.]
John - You fucking coming or what?
Chris - (smirks) You think I'm gonna let you drive? Get out of your car Jackson. We're taking mine.
[Chris gets into his car. John then follows. Chris then starts the car and screeches the tires against the pavement and speeds off. The next scene shows the loading docks. Chris's car pulls in. It parks. They get a shot of the clock in the car and it reads 4:15.]
John - We're early. We'll wait til it's 4:30. He's all about timing.
Chris - Alright....and while we wait. You can tell me exactly how you plan on holding your own against freaking legend like Twister.
John – If I’m fucking lucky it won’t end up like what just happened.
Chris – Haha well, the guy gets his urges you know.
John – Don’t make me even think about it. I’ve had enough already to say the least. Anyway, you should know what I’m going to do at Overdrive. I’ve been claiming that I’d get a title since my first promo on APW programming. And seeing as how I have a title match against either man of our Overdrive title match on Overdrive I don't wanna lose going into Rasslemania. So honestly, it’s not about that whiny bitch Twister, but the respect I'll get. He’s been lucky to face sub par superstars in his small run here. Hell, I’ve heard he might be fired from APW after Rasslwemania due to his little attack on Jeff at Christman Chaos.
Chris – Really? So basically, whether you pin him or get pinned by him you’ll be receiving a title shot at Rasslemania 5.
John – Yeah. But fuck getting pinned by him… I’ve seen tapes of what he does in those positions and it’s worse than a male hooker sucking on my cock.
Chris – I’m sorry, but that… That was priceless.
[John turns away and looks out the window. The starry night really shows through as the street lights are dimmed very low.]
Chris – Haha, well I’ll try my best to keep it between me and you. And if Brad hears about it, it might not be related to me. He knows his own share of male hookers from his endearing little experiences.
John – He does get himself into creative little circumstances doesn’t he?
Chris – They’re different to say the least. What the fuck is this guy doing anyway?
John – Who knows, probably getting burnt off his new deal. Rules are not to get high off your own supply but while I was with him he did it quite often.
Chris – A regular Scarface?
John – Not so much. He’s got the balls, but won’t be getting killed anytime soon. You’d think with all the security he’s got around him, one of them would turn him in, but his coke is so far shoved up their noses they probably don’t even realize what they’re actually doing.
Chris – I don’t know how you bring me into this whole situation. I should be in bed with those two girls. Ah, fuck it… I can call them and have them in the same spot tomorrow night.
John – That’s what money does for you.
Chris – Money!? Fuck no! It’s this amazing body! And look at my face!
[Chris takes a glance at the rear view mirror and smiles at his own reflection.]
John – If someone didn’t know you, they might think you were fucking gay by how high you hold yourself.
Chris – But it’s so fucking obvious!
John – That’s what they say…
[John sees someone, sits up, and peers out into the dark night. Chris looks confused.]
John – That’s fucking him. Wait… Is that him? Yeah, there he is.
Chris – What the fuck? Where!?
John – Nevermind.
Chris – Idiot…
John – Well, it gives us more time to talk about my homosexual foe.
Chris – Go ahead and talk, I wasn’t listening anyway.
John – Yes you were… The reason you took me in was because of this fucking mouth.
Chris – Yeah, but… I’m fucking tired. I had a long night.
John – What the hell is a short night to you?
Chris – Usually on training, because I have a curfew.
John – Of course… Well, it should be an interesting match. I just want to get out of it soon as possible to avoid any uncomfortable grapples and whatnot. The way I see it, is doing something great for APW. Who the hell needs Twister? Nobody. He whines, he complains, and while he does this he does nothing to correct what he is critscizing. Which is why shutting his big fat mouth will be ever sweeter. And maybe I can bring some life back to the APW. Haven’t you noticed how dry APW has been since Twister came? It was like he sucked the energy right out of it.
Chris – He had nothing better to because he knew noone wanted him there so he did anything that gave him some attention. Which is why he took out the president.
John – OBAMA'S FUCKING DEAD.?
Chris – No man I meant Jeff.
John – Oh. Well it doesn't matter what president he took out. I'll be beating his ass and more superstars and grabbing that Overdrive title will put me back in the game.
Chris – Haha well that’s true. I’d say the only game plan I can provide you with is to do what you did before you dropped out of APW the first time and thats grab titles and win matches. Knowing you’re one of the best should be all the motivation you need to bring the Overdrive Title where it belongs. And destroy the rage of twister
John – Damn straight. Once I get the opportunity I deserve, I will once again be the APW World Heavyweight Champion. And I will once again be the most dominating wrestler to date for Action Packed Wrestling.
Chris – Just get the job done… Is that him right there???
[John looks out at the man by the docks and grins as he sees Salvatore Telfair looking into the sea. John and Chris turn to each other and exchange a look of delight as the scene fades to black.]
