Post by Jason Royce on Jan 4, 2009 2:16:46 GMT -4
(Walking backstage, Jason is seen talking to some kids about something, not sure what but the APW faithful will soon find out.)
Jason: Hey Kids I have a huge favor to ask you.
Kids: What is that Mr. Royce?
Jason: Well in that dressing room there are three bags with different costumes, what I want you to do is put them on and then stay by the entrance ramp till you get your cue ok kids, do you get it??
Kids: Yes we do Mr. Royce, see you in a bit.
Jason: you sure will Kids and plus after we are done I will hook you up with some free APW gear and even some replica belts as well if that’s ok.
Kids: Sure Mr. Royce, anything for you.
(The Kids go into the dressing room as Jason meets up with Carl Cage and their partner Tabitha Crowley as they are talking about the match this week.)
Cage: Listen Tabitha we got this match ok girl, Jason and I have it all worked out all you have to do is look pretty ok.
Crowley: Why should I cage I mean I want a piece of that slut Arcadia Just as Bad as Jason wants a piece of that worm THK, so why on earth would I stay on the apron and look pretty anyway, are you stupid or just that dense.
Jason: Listen girls, no need to fight, ok, what I have planed is going to be good.
Cage: What do you have planed Jason anyway is it going to get us killed or hell even jumped back here???
Crowley: I agree with Cage Jason, we going to cause trouble with whatever plan you got cooked up or is that going as Cage said gets us jumped.
Jason: No, no, no….. Why you would say that, what I have planned is nothing sort of genius, ok but it requires us to be out in the ring for it though you 2 girls want to join me.
(They all agree and head out to the ring.)
MINUTES LATER
RING SIDE
CIVIC CENTER
Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island, Canada
(Just then Molly by Mindless Self Indulgence rains over the pa, As the team of The iceman Jason Royce, Carl Cage and the ever beautiful Tabitha Crowley walks out to the ring to a very load chorus of boos, they all pose and slide into the ring, as they slide in they all grab microphones, and Jason starts to talk.)
Jason: Well all you moronic fans Of APW how the fucks are you doing…. Well now all you can shut the fuck up cause Pure innovation is here with the ever beautiful Tabitha Crowley, and from what I hear, our opponents’ had some things to say to us, and well we watched and all we did was laugh, and remember just how stupid the acts of god, or whatever the call them now a days.
Cage: Yea they have been from The holy storm, to the acts of god, but really they only thing that comes to mind, when I hear about the acts of god would have to be how badly those 2 stink up APW, I have always wondered what it was that was always leaving such a stench around here, now I know. It’s the unholy stink, Michael Lively, and Twister.
Crowley: That is nothing, I mean smell the stench coming from their slut or should I say skank of APW, Arcadia, I mean she must have been around the black a few times to work on that stench, cause all I have heard was that she has some sort of STD or something, it’s the truth hell I heard it right from Trevor Blackwell himself, either it’s from keeping in the family or just playing around with the acts of god.
Jason: But back to why we are out here, this week we face what people call a well oiled machine, shit all I see is well oiled dildo, but anyway This week I am out to prove one thing and that is I am no bitch, but a champion, And THK I know you are watching this and trust me when I say this I am coming for your title and there is nothing you can do about it.
(Just then Boom by Pod hits and out walks Twister with what looks like a toy tag title around his little waist.)
Cage: What the fuck is that Jason besides a said looking twister anyway?
Jason: Look Cage that is all twister is anyway, is a washed up little champion and I do say little from what little dick was telling me Twister is not so big after all.
Crowley: From what I here he has no dick no wonder he is so small, and having that title makes him feel big, even though any of ladies here couldn’t get him hard if they tried.
(The When Worlds Collide by Power man 5000 hits and out walks Arcadia to a huge pop of laughter from the crowd.)
Crowley: What the fuck is this, Jason were you drunk, or just having a fit when you put this together.
Jason: Crowley, just think you were right before earlier when you said she got around the block, hell the more she gets around the younger she gets, and I mean with all my heart, no wait I don’t, that comment just makes me sick.
(Just as it could not get any worse Misseria Contare hits and out walks the god himself Michael Lively, as he walks out all you can here is a very load laughter going through the building...)
Jason: Oh my god…. This is what we all know as the Jesus, this is pathetic, man either it’s me or it’s the water here in this stupid city but Lively is no Jesus, he is Jesus’ bastard son, man if only he knew that he was conceived before marriage, but anyway, I think the way this is going this week on overdrive the match is in the bag.
Cage: Jason….
Jason: Yes Cage what is it???
Cage: I just got word from a source that something really bad was found on eBay this morning.
Jason: what is it Man out with it.
Cage: my source found disturbing pictures of lively and Twister really involved in something far more sexual then we all thought they would be involved with.
Crowley: come out with it man everyone here wants to know.
Cage: Well they were pictures of them having some sort of sexual intercourse after then beat Jason and THK for the tag titles.
Jason: Are you kidding me, that just proves how gay those 2 really are no wonder they are not far apart In or out of the ring, I mean They must good in the ring, but out of the ring that is just wrong, I still cannot figure out why of all people the former tag champs, yea well who cares, folks see you later peace.
(Jason, and Cage, and Crowley, leave the ring as the scene ends.)
BACKSTAGE
PURE INNOVATION LOCKER ROOM
Jason: Man why did you have to bring up those pictures man did you at least win them from eBay.
Cage: No man they were won by some dude with the username ArcadiaBlackwell2009.
Jason: Well who knew loll, but enough of this shit, time to get serious, This week it’s time to prove something, to all these morons and to the world, Pure innovation with Tabitha Crowley are a force, and a team that is not to be taken lightly, Crowley if you have what it takes join us and add a female aspect to Pure innovation, what do you say.
Crowley: Not sure yet lets worry about our match first Jason before we get ahead of ourselves.
Jason: You are right Lively, Arcadia, and Twister, you have had my number for so long, and yes have beaten me but, it stands to reason that the underdog always gets the last laugh, so this week on Overdrive the first one of 2009, will be something for the ages, and a one big win for us, so be ready cause Pure Innovation is on the hunt.
Cage: Jason, man you are so sure we are going to win this week, but you see both our records are pretty bad, all I say is let’s make the best of it and beat the holy hell out of the acts of god, and that slut Arcadia, you three seem to think you have it all the skill, the passion… and the love for this business but really you have nothing, or should I say you do have something, you have wins, and the mouths to back it up, but this week boys and slut we are going to show you the true meaning of the word innovation.
Jason: My partners have it right, you three may have beaten all of us but you three are just one step in my journey back to what is rightfully mine, and that’s the extreme championship, which THK has but it will only be matter of time when the three of you are face up on the matt bleeding and wondering why Pure Innovation is so good and prove just how bad you three are see you on Overdrive punks.
(With that the scene fades out.)
Jason: Hey Kids I have a huge favor to ask you.
Kids: What is that Mr. Royce?
Jason: Well in that dressing room there are three bags with different costumes, what I want you to do is put them on and then stay by the entrance ramp till you get your cue ok kids, do you get it??
Kids: Yes we do Mr. Royce, see you in a bit.
Jason: you sure will Kids and plus after we are done I will hook you up with some free APW gear and even some replica belts as well if that’s ok.
Kids: Sure Mr. Royce, anything for you.
(The Kids go into the dressing room as Jason meets up with Carl Cage and their partner Tabitha Crowley as they are talking about the match this week.)
Cage: Listen Tabitha we got this match ok girl, Jason and I have it all worked out all you have to do is look pretty ok.
Crowley: Why should I cage I mean I want a piece of that slut Arcadia Just as Bad as Jason wants a piece of that worm THK, so why on earth would I stay on the apron and look pretty anyway, are you stupid or just that dense.
Jason: Listen girls, no need to fight, ok, what I have planed is going to be good.
Cage: What do you have planed Jason anyway is it going to get us killed or hell even jumped back here???
Crowley: I agree with Cage Jason, we going to cause trouble with whatever plan you got cooked up or is that going as Cage said gets us jumped.
Jason: No, no, no….. Why you would say that, what I have planned is nothing sort of genius, ok but it requires us to be out in the ring for it though you 2 girls want to join me.
(They all agree and head out to the ring.)
MINUTES LATER
RING SIDE
CIVIC CENTER
Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island, Canada
(Just then Molly by Mindless Self Indulgence rains over the pa, As the team of The iceman Jason Royce, Carl Cage and the ever beautiful Tabitha Crowley walks out to the ring to a very load chorus of boos, they all pose and slide into the ring, as they slide in they all grab microphones, and Jason starts to talk.)
Jason: Well all you moronic fans Of APW how the fucks are you doing…. Well now all you can shut the fuck up cause Pure innovation is here with the ever beautiful Tabitha Crowley, and from what I hear, our opponents’ had some things to say to us, and well we watched and all we did was laugh, and remember just how stupid the acts of god, or whatever the call them now a days.
Cage: Yea they have been from The holy storm, to the acts of god, but really they only thing that comes to mind, when I hear about the acts of god would have to be how badly those 2 stink up APW, I have always wondered what it was that was always leaving such a stench around here, now I know. It’s the unholy stink, Michael Lively, and Twister.
Crowley: That is nothing, I mean smell the stench coming from their slut or should I say skank of APW, Arcadia, I mean she must have been around the black a few times to work on that stench, cause all I have heard was that she has some sort of STD or something, it’s the truth hell I heard it right from Trevor Blackwell himself, either it’s from keeping in the family or just playing around with the acts of god.
Jason: But back to why we are out here, this week we face what people call a well oiled machine, shit all I see is well oiled dildo, but anyway This week I am out to prove one thing and that is I am no bitch, but a champion, And THK I know you are watching this and trust me when I say this I am coming for your title and there is nothing you can do about it.
(Just then Boom by Pod hits and out walks Twister with what looks like a toy tag title around his little waist.)
Cage: What the fuck is that Jason besides a said looking twister anyway?
Jason: Look Cage that is all twister is anyway, is a washed up little champion and I do say little from what little dick was telling me Twister is not so big after all.
Crowley: From what I here he has no dick no wonder he is so small, and having that title makes him feel big, even though any of ladies here couldn’t get him hard if they tried.
(The When Worlds Collide by Power man 5000 hits and out walks Arcadia to a huge pop of laughter from the crowd.)
Crowley: What the fuck is this, Jason were you drunk, or just having a fit when you put this together.
Jason: Crowley, just think you were right before earlier when you said she got around the block, hell the more she gets around the younger she gets, and I mean with all my heart, no wait I don’t, that comment just makes me sick.
(Just as it could not get any worse Misseria Contare hits and out walks the god himself Michael Lively, as he walks out all you can here is a very load laughter going through the building...)
Jason: Oh my god…. This is what we all know as the Jesus, this is pathetic, man either it’s me or it’s the water here in this stupid city but Lively is no Jesus, he is Jesus’ bastard son, man if only he knew that he was conceived before marriage, but anyway, I think the way this is going this week on overdrive the match is in the bag.
Cage: Jason….
Jason: Yes Cage what is it???
Cage: I just got word from a source that something really bad was found on eBay this morning.
Jason: what is it Man out with it.
Cage: my source found disturbing pictures of lively and Twister really involved in something far more sexual then we all thought they would be involved with.
Crowley: come out with it man everyone here wants to know.
Cage: Well they were pictures of them having some sort of sexual intercourse after then beat Jason and THK for the tag titles.
Jason: Are you kidding me, that just proves how gay those 2 really are no wonder they are not far apart In or out of the ring, I mean They must good in the ring, but out of the ring that is just wrong, I still cannot figure out why of all people the former tag champs, yea well who cares, folks see you later peace.
(Jason, and Cage, and Crowley, leave the ring as the scene ends.)
BACKSTAGE
PURE INNOVATION LOCKER ROOM
Jason: Man why did you have to bring up those pictures man did you at least win them from eBay.
Cage: No man they were won by some dude with the username ArcadiaBlackwell2009.
Jason: Well who knew loll, but enough of this shit, time to get serious, This week it’s time to prove something, to all these morons and to the world, Pure innovation with Tabitha Crowley are a force, and a team that is not to be taken lightly, Crowley if you have what it takes join us and add a female aspect to Pure innovation, what do you say.
Crowley: Not sure yet lets worry about our match first Jason before we get ahead of ourselves.
Jason: You are right Lively, Arcadia, and Twister, you have had my number for so long, and yes have beaten me but, it stands to reason that the underdog always gets the last laugh, so this week on Overdrive the first one of 2009, will be something for the ages, and a one big win for us, so be ready cause Pure Innovation is on the hunt.
Cage: Jason, man you are so sure we are going to win this week, but you see both our records are pretty bad, all I say is let’s make the best of it and beat the holy hell out of the acts of god, and that slut Arcadia, you three seem to think you have it all the skill, the passion… and the love for this business but really you have nothing, or should I say you do have something, you have wins, and the mouths to back it up, but this week boys and slut we are going to show you the true meaning of the word innovation.
Jason: My partners have it right, you three may have beaten all of us but you three are just one step in my journey back to what is rightfully mine, and that’s the extreme championship, which THK has but it will only be matter of time when the three of you are face up on the matt bleeding and wondering why Pure Innovation is so good and prove just how bad you three are see you on Overdrive punks.
(With that the scene fades out.)
