Post by fyreangel on Jan 10, 2009 12:18:14 GMT -4
::So here it is again a new year and yours truely squaring off against the Energizer Bunny on meth Tabitha Cowley AKA the sociopathic Britney Spears. Okay so I was already pissed off about how Cheaply Kid won our match again leaving me to wonder if I am getting soft.::
"hmm..."
::now on to business. The camera slowly enters my almost pitch black dark lockerroom lit candles arranged on the floor in a dark pendagram symbol and me off in the darkest corner of the room the only thing reflective and seen are my two ninja sais. This was one of those scenes from the Movie "THE CRAFT" that made anyone want to impale themselves onto a rusted railroad spike. The same dark demonic schoolgirl Wendsday Addam-ish giggle heard from the corner the camera turns.::
"You know what sucks more then someone who seems to have a chip the size of a FUCKING razor Blade on their shoulder? Someone who has that same FUCKING Chip but cant man up to losing. Hardcore Kid you beat me true but you did it in a way that kinda I dont know make me want to slit your throat pull out your spine and hang it from a nearby weeping willow tree"
::There was a slience the door creaking open and in one fluid motion I launched my blade towards the door hearing a " HOLY SON OF A MOTHER FUCKER!!" Somehow I knew who's voice that was. i swear I think he picks the worst times to annoy me. The lights come up as the camera pans over to see Trevor pinned to the wall the blade pinning him by the shoulder of his shirt. I walk over giving trevor that schoolgirl innocent smile before my smile fell faster then the New York Stock Exchange::
"Fucking A, trevor dont you ever knock?"
::I said dislodging the blade from the drywall thus releasing trevor who adjusts his shirt looking at the tear that was left in the fabric of his shirt then back at me.::
" I think I'll do that next time to avoid getting used as a human pin cushion."
::he said looking a bit unamused.::
"By the way you have a match against tabitha"
::was that all he came to tell me? Geeze Trev I'm a few steps ahead of you. I gave him the annoyed" YOu're not telling me anything I dont already know look"::
"Geeze Trev you're a day late and a dollar short. I know I'm squaring off against Tabby."
::I smirked knowing from watching her reaction that she hated to be called that. Trevor just shook his head.::
"or I could call her the sociopathic britney Spears I mean who else beside you would take a blade to a man's knee?"
::trevor thought about it before answering::
"You."
::Touche...the only difference would have been I wouldnt have gone for the knee I would have gone for the Throat. I gave trevor that sadistic schoolgirl smirk.::
"This is true however Trev, you and I both know that its much easier and alot more fun to go for the heart."
::trevor just shook his head not wanting to get into a, umm battle of wits with me left the lockerroom and me to my own accords again my smile dropping faster then the Dow Industrial( okay I know lay off the stock market references) as I turn to the camera::
"Oh TABBY!!!!!!!! Uh yeah hi remember me? yeah I'm the one that's pretty much going to rearrange those looks of yours Althought I dont think I could do anyworst then a plastic surgon on speed but I'm pretty sure I could do alot of damage to the point that you actually have some resemblance to Jason Royce by the time I'm done who knows."
:: I said with a shrug the candles dying out as I lean my head to the side again fighting back that little Wedsneday Addams giggle that threatened to come forward::
" Just dont be surprised tabby really I mean you'll have trevor in your corner which I guess is only fair becaue he knows me better then anybody I mean after all he did train me."
::I smirked with a shrug.::
"So I guess I'll see you monday night, and welp miss Sociopath Spears I'm not a nice as people may think and if Jason "Fuckbuddy" Royce or carl Cage get involved welp then I wont be held responsible for the last twenty seconds of their existance"
::teh cameraman now frightened backs away towards the door as my dark wedsnday Addam-ish giggle was heard and a loud thud followed by a howl of pain was heard the camera falling to the floor causing it to go static::
"hmm..."
::now on to business. The camera slowly enters my almost pitch black dark lockerroom lit candles arranged on the floor in a dark pendagram symbol and me off in the darkest corner of the room the only thing reflective and seen are my two ninja sais. This was one of those scenes from the Movie "THE CRAFT" that made anyone want to impale themselves onto a rusted railroad spike. The same dark demonic schoolgirl Wendsday Addam-ish giggle heard from the corner the camera turns.::
"You know what sucks more then someone who seems to have a chip the size of a FUCKING razor Blade on their shoulder? Someone who has that same FUCKING Chip but cant man up to losing. Hardcore Kid you beat me true but you did it in a way that kinda I dont know make me want to slit your throat pull out your spine and hang it from a nearby weeping willow tree"
::There was a slience the door creaking open and in one fluid motion I launched my blade towards the door hearing a " HOLY SON OF A MOTHER FUCKER!!" Somehow I knew who's voice that was. i swear I think he picks the worst times to annoy me. The lights come up as the camera pans over to see Trevor pinned to the wall the blade pinning him by the shoulder of his shirt. I walk over giving trevor that schoolgirl innocent smile before my smile fell faster then the New York Stock Exchange::
"Fucking A, trevor dont you ever knock?"
::I said dislodging the blade from the drywall thus releasing trevor who adjusts his shirt looking at the tear that was left in the fabric of his shirt then back at me.::
" I think I'll do that next time to avoid getting used as a human pin cushion."
::he said looking a bit unamused.::
"By the way you have a match against tabitha"
::was that all he came to tell me? Geeze Trev I'm a few steps ahead of you. I gave him the annoyed" YOu're not telling me anything I dont already know look"::
"Geeze Trev you're a day late and a dollar short. I know I'm squaring off against Tabby."
::I smirked knowing from watching her reaction that she hated to be called that. Trevor just shook his head.::
"or I could call her the sociopathic britney Spears I mean who else beside you would take a blade to a man's knee?"
::trevor thought about it before answering::
"You."
::Touche...the only difference would have been I wouldnt have gone for the knee I would have gone for the Throat. I gave trevor that sadistic schoolgirl smirk.::
"This is true however Trev, you and I both know that its much easier and alot more fun to go for the heart."
::trevor just shook his head not wanting to get into a, umm battle of wits with me left the lockerroom and me to my own accords again my smile dropping faster then the Dow Industrial( okay I know lay off the stock market references) as I turn to the camera::
"Oh TABBY!!!!!!!! Uh yeah hi remember me? yeah I'm the one that's pretty much going to rearrange those looks of yours Althought I dont think I could do anyworst then a plastic surgon on speed but I'm pretty sure I could do alot of damage to the point that you actually have some resemblance to Jason Royce by the time I'm done who knows."
:: I said with a shrug the candles dying out as I lean my head to the side again fighting back that little Wedsneday Addams giggle that threatened to come forward::
" Just dont be surprised tabby really I mean you'll have trevor in your corner which I guess is only fair becaue he knows me better then anybody I mean after all he did train me."
::I smirked with a shrug.::
"So I guess I'll see you monday night, and welp miss Sociopath Spears I'm not a nice as people may think and if Jason "Fuckbuddy" Royce or carl Cage get involved welp then I wont be held responsible for the last twenty seconds of their existance"
::teh cameraman now frightened backs away towards the door as my dark wedsnday Addam-ish giggle was heard and a loud thud followed by a howl of pain was heard the camera falling to the floor causing it to go static::
