Rude

[Rick Stevens]

(You hear the pounding of drums, the screen is flashing black and white, and you see the image of a man, reappearing around the screen. The image of the man begins to throw several kicks and punches into the air, the screen is rather blurry, the drums are still beating, all of the sudden the screen changes, it’s an arena, there’s a thunderous crowd chanting so loud it hurts your ears, you can see the flashes from cameras going off in every direction. There are men fighting in the arena, but there is a man on top of the balcony above the stage standing up very dazed, the crowd is still roaring and a foot slams into the throat of the dazed man and makes a very large cracking noise. The man flies off of the balcony and slams into the ground, Rick “The Dick” Stevens can be seen still standing on top of the balcony. You hear the voice of what appears to be an announcer)

“STEVENS WITH THE HANGNAIL! HE FELL OFF THE BALCONY INTO THE DUMPSTER!”

(The screen goes back to black and flickering with the image of the man still there. You hear another yet different voice begin to speak.)

“He is coming”

(The beating of the drums can be heard once again, and the blurry image of the man can be seen.)

“The Dick…”

(The screen then changes very quickly once again to a fast food restaurant with Rick “The Dick” Stevens standing at the counter.)

Rick “The Dick” Stevens: Yeah, I’ll have the number six with a LARGE fry.

(Rick “The Dick” Stevens turns around toward and notices the camera)

Rick “The Dick” Stevens: Bill, NO!

(The screen then goes fuzzy and then back to the black flickering screen)

“You are not prepared for what is coming”

“He’s Rude…”

(The word "rude" echoes for an extended period of time, and the image of Rick "The Dick" Stevens appears on the screen, he can be seen standing in the park with a disgusted look on his face and pushing another grown man over a bench with excessive amounts of force.)

“Rick “The Dick” Stevens”