Post by Vic Santana on Jan 12, 2010 17:00:33 GMT -4
~It is a cold, dark January night and the camera shows Vic Diaz standing in an empty parking lot. Vic is having a smoke and looks as though there is something on his mind.~
[Vic]
Ah, how the times change. One minute, you're the hardcore icon everyone remembers, and the next, everyone's calling you a sell-out and a coward! Why is this happening to me? What did I do to deserve this mistreatment? Oh, yeah, I remember!
~Vic stops to take another smoke from his cigarette and laughs~
[Vic]
That's right! It's all coming back to me! I contributed to the hostile takeover of APW! Jeez, can't a guy kidnap a little company president and drive the getaway car in this business anymore? God, people can be so sensitive! So I'm partially the reason why Mr. Hurricane isn't in APW right now, so what? You think I care? You must have me confused with the old Vic Diaz, the one that actually gave a damn!
You see, I've had an epiphany recently. Ever since I made my return to wrestling, things have been changing. People don't recognize talent and legacies anymore. Nowadays, it's all about who's the best looking and who can bring in more money! And let me tell you, APW is not the exception. From the minute I set foot here in Amazingly Pathetic Wrestling, it's been nothing but, "Vic who? Hardcore what now?" People, there is a 13-time hardcore champion among you peons and all you do is turn the other way and pay attention to these jobber hacks that aren't even capable of lacing my boots! When I first signed with APW, Jeff told me I would be treated with the respect that a hardcore icon such as myself deserves. Well, Jeff, you have yet to deliver, so I decided to take matters into my own hands.
~Camera zooms out to show the empty parking lot~
[Vic]
See this? This is the parking lot that I waited in at Christmas Chaos before I got the signal from the EWC crew to take my car and stuff your sorry carcass in the trunk! You see, I had spoken to Mac and the rest of the EWC boys and I told them about our little predicament. They simply told me that I didn't have to take that from an inferior boss who barely knew how to spell APW, much less run it! So I did what all these pansies in the back don't have the balls to do: made a statement. I made a statement and I showed everyone exactly why they need to respect me!
Which brings me to my opponent, one Johnny Insane. Look at you, boy! I've done my homework on you. Seems like you have a little bit of a hardcore background yourself. Bet you think that makes you qualified to face someone like me, huh? Well, let me fill you in on a little secret of the pros: you're wrong. With Jeff out of the picture, I don't know who the numbnuts booking the matches is, but they must have thought they were gonna shut me up by putting me in a match with someone who thinks they're hardcore! It's pathetic, really, because all that's gonna happen is we're gonna get in that ring, he'll get a few holds on me, and then he'll receive the biggest hardcore beatdown of his life! Insane, I will show you why I am the best in this business, and by the time I'm done with you, you WILL respect me, whether you like it or not. Because as long as the inmates are running this asylum, I will be the top dog here and nothing or no one, including you Johnny boy, can do anything about it! So to you and all the rest of the jobber retards living in your little fantasy land, I say.....
[glow=red,2,300]WELCOME TO REALITY.[/glow]
~Camera fades to black as scene ends~
[Vic]
Ah, how the times change. One minute, you're the hardcore icon everyone remembers, and the next, everyone's calling you a sell-out and a coward! Why is this happening to me? What did I do to deserve this mistreatment? Oh, yeah, I remember!
~Vic stops to take another smoke from his cigarette and laughs~
[Vic]
That's right! It's all coming back to me! I contributed to the hostile takeover of APW! Jeez, can't a guy kidnap a little company president and drive the getaway car in this business anymore? God, people can be so sensitive! So I'm partially the reason why Mr. Hurricane isn't in APW right now, so what? You think I care? You must have me confused with the old Vic Diaz, the one that actually gave a damn!
You see, I've had an epiphany recently. Ever since I made my return to wrestling, things have been changing. People don't recognize talent and legacies anymore. Nowadays, it's all about who's the best looking and who can bring in more money! And let me tell you, APW is not the exception. From the minute I set foot here in Amazingly Pathetic Wrestling, it's been nothing but, "Vic who? Hardcore what now?" People, there is a 13-time hardcore champion among you peons and all you do is turn the other way and pay attention to these jobber hacks that aren't even capable of lacing my boots! When I first signed with APW, Jeff told me I would be treated with the respect that a hardcore icon such as myself deserves. Well, Jeff, you have yet to deliver, so I decided to take matters into my own hands.
~Camera zooms out to show the empty parking lot~
[Vic]
See this? This is the parking lot that I waited in at Christmas Chaos before I got the signal from the EWC crew to take my car and stuff your sorry carcass in the trunk! You see, I had spoken to Mac and the rest of the EWC boys and I told them about our little predicament. They simply told me that I didn't have to take that from an inferior boss who barely knew how to spell APW, much less run it! So I did what all these pansies in the back don't have the balls to do: made a statement. I made a statement and I showed everyone exactly why they need to respect me!
Which brings me to my opponent, one Johnny Insane. Look at you, boy! I've done my homework on you. Seems like you have a little bit of a hardcore background yourself. Bet you think that makes you qualified to face someone like me, huh? Well, let me fill you in on a little secret of the pros: you're wrong. With Jeff out of the picture, I don't know who the numbnuts booking the matches is, but they must have thought they were gonna shut me up by putting me in a match with someone who thinks they're hardcore! It's pathetic, really, because all that's gonna happen is we're gonna get in that ring, he'll get a few holds on me, and then he'll receive the biggest hardcore beatdown of his life! Insane, I will show you why I am the best in this business, and by the time I'm done with you, you WILL respect me, whether you like it or not. Because as long as the inmates are running this asylum, I will be the top dog here and nothing or no one, including you Johnny boy, can do anything about it! So to you and all the rest of the jobber retards living in your little fantasy land, I say.....
[glow=red,2,300]WELCOME TO REALITY.[/glow]
~Camera fades to black as scene ends~
