Post by Chris Cyrus on Jan 14, 2010 14:00:53 GMT -4
PART 1
The scene opens up inside the XL Center in Hartford, Connecticut, the sight of tonight’s Overdrive. You see Cindy Shannon walking down the hall way with a cameraman following her. She has a mic in hand, and is wearing a black dress.
Cindy: Hello APW Faithfull, Cindy Shannon here reporting from the XL Center in Hartford. Last night, I got a message from Chris Cyrus to meet him in his dressing room for an interview, and he told me to dress nice. Which explains the dress I’m wearing right now.
They stop at the door which say’s “Chris Cyrus, Acting GM” on it. Cindy knocks on the door and Chris opens it, and is wearing a suit, looking all fancy like.
Cindy: I’m here for the interview.
Chris: Come on in Cindy, you look lovely this evening.
Chris opens the door wider so Cindy and the Cameraman can walk in. The lights in the room are dimmed with a candle light dinner set up in the middle of the dressing room, and in the background, some Berry White music playing.
Cindy: What’s all this?
Chris: Cindy, I’ve always had my eye on you, I think its time we get to know ourselves a little better. Have a seat.
Chris pulls her chair out and Cindy sits nervously. Chris goes over to his side of the table and sit down and snaps his fingers. The Beast shows up wearing a cheap Waiter uniform which is too small for him and brings two plates and puts them down in front of Chris and Cindy.
Cindy: Mac and Cheese?
Chris: There’s only so much you can make with a microwave.
Cindy:…uhh…Thanks.
Chris: So Cindy, I’m glad you came here tonight. Because while being the acting GM of Overdrive at the moment, I do have some power in how things are done on Overdrive. So I can decide how much interview time you give on Overdrive, or if you even appear on Overdrive at all. Get what I’m saying?
Cindy: That’s not cool Chris.
Chris: As long as you corporate, everything will be fine.
Cindy: So I’m not here to interview then?
Chris: Oh Cindy, you been in APW since day one. Just like me. You never gave me the time of day Cindy. You always saw me as just some other wrestler. You don’t see me as how I should be seen. And because of that Cindy, I don’t think you respect me. I don’t think you believe in anything I say. Early on in my career, when I said I would beat someone, and then lose, you we’re laughing at me.
Cindy: That’s not true
Chris: It is Cindy. You never came to me telling me that I did a great job in my match. You never told me that I really turn my game around since we first met 2 years ago. I see your interviews with all the other wrestlers Cindy. You treat them all with respect. You treat them all like their a superstar, but not me Cindy. Why? Do you still look at me as the Hardcore KID?! I’m not a Kid anymore Cindy. I’m the greatest Xtreme Champion of all time. Do you realize that. I’m not a joke in this business anymore. I’m the most dangerous man in that ring. I’ve beaten guys in Xtreme Matches without using weapons. Does that mean anything to you Cindy. The fact that I went from a nobody to one of the biggest stars in APW, does that not mean anything to you?
Cindy: I respect you Chris. Seriously.
Chris: I don’t believe you Cindy.
Chris stands up from his seat, walks over behind Cindy and puts his hands on her shoulders
Chris: I think Cindy your just telling me what I want to hear in hopes that I’ll stop. I didn’t make you come here to hurt you. Your not here to interview me. Your more of the Messenger. Are you scared right now Cindy?
Cindy: Extremely.
Chris: Good, because I want you to remember this next time you interview me. And I want you to send a message to my opponent tonight, Shadow. You let him know that tonight, I’m not playing any games. Tell me tonight, he will respect me like you will Cindy. And be sure to let him know, and this is the important one, tell him that he should fear Chris Cyrus. Tell him about the fear you have right now, because Shadow has no idea as to what he’s dealing with tonight. Can you do that for me Cindy?
Cindy nods her head
Chris: Good.
Chris lets her go and Cindy quickly gets out of her chair and runs out of the locker room. The camera goes on Chris Face as he smirks before the camera fades to black
PART 2
Well APW Faithful, it is I, Chris Cyrus. Back on my Face book Blog. I haven’t done this in a while. Been busy lately. I should really check this more often. I had like 3000 friend request and did you know that Farmville is the gayest face book application out there. Who the hell wants to build a farm and harvest fruits and vegetables. And there’s like 100’s of games exactly like it on there. Its retarded. People need to get a life, seriously. Its nerdier than people pretending to be wrestlers.
And Speaking of Wrestling, all good things had to come to an end eventually. 364 days I held on to that APW Xtreme Title. And at Christmas Chaos, Michael Lively was indeed the better man. But I’m a bigger man when I say, Congrats Michael Lively, Bring the Xtreme Title to that next level of competition like I did. But I can tell you right now, no one will ever accomplish what I did, holding the belt for almost a year. I will go down in APW history as the great Xtreme Champion of all time, just remember that.
And with Christmas Chaos ended bad for me, last week’s Overdrive was the best Overdrive I have been a part of. No GM, no boss, so the Axis showed the world that we are not only awesome in the ring, but we’re awesome in running Overdrive. Last week, we made the biggest match in APW history, a battle of Champions, Level One verses Pence Vs Lively and the match delivered, everyone went home happy, especially the cable company. Tonight I have a huge announcement, a blockbuster one, Biggs has an announcement of his own. I officially signed the match between Sabur and Jason Royce in a Street fight, only because I want to see Sabur kill Jason. So Overall, I expect tonight’s Overdrive to be great. Especially heading into New Years Retribution and I’ve signed up for the Survive and Conquer match. I made it to the final 4 last year, but this year, I plan on winning it and be 500,000 dollars richer.
And also tonight, you will see yours truly in action as I take on Shadow. Shadow has been getting his ass handed to him lately. First from Biggs, then Victor Hades, and tonight, I finally put an end to the AKA and Shadow. Back at Test for the Best, I took out Assassin, sure, he came back, but he never been the same. Tonight, I will out an end to Shadow. And that will leave Slade Craven, and believe me, The Axis has a few tricks in store for him. And if Level One can’t get the job done in eliminating Slade, then I may have to do it myself. And then not only will I go down in APW history as the greatest Xtreme Champion of all time, but I will go down as the man who single handedly took down the AKA.
What else is there left to say about Shadow and the AKA. Everyone knows my feelings towards them. Everyone know’s their feelings towards me. At the end of the day, as much as we hate each other, We made each others career’s here in APW. We took each other to the limit. AKA is nothing without the Axis just like the Axis and Chris Cyrus is nothing without the AKA. But what was suppose to be the end of this Axis verses AKA feud last year, is back. This feud will never die, it’s a part of our life now. But I’m still going to go out there and continue to do in 2010 what I was doing in 2009 and that’s make an even bigger name for myself. Shadow, I’ve never beaten you. I’ve beaten Slade, I’ve beaten Assassin, but you, I’ve never beaten you one on one, and that’s my focus right now. See Shadow, you’re a big guy. Your famous. And if Biggs can beat you in that ring, I know for a fact that I can beat you.
I’m ready for you Shadow. I’m coming at you with Guns Blazing. I’m fired up. I’m anxious for our match. Once that bell rings, its you and me. No Axis, no AKA, just you and me Shadow. My chance to finally beat you. Pin your shoulders to the mat and finally put you our of your misery when I send you straight to hell. I’ve been waiting for this chance for a long time Shadow, I lay in bed at night thinking just what I will do to you if we we’re to meet in the ring again. And like it or not Shadow, there’s a reason why you lost to Biggs. There’s a reason you lost to Victor Hades. There’s an explanation for your losing streak. You wanna know what it is? Its because your not as good as you once was. I see that your body is broken down. I see that your not a top dog in this business anymore. Shadow, its time for me to bring you to the back of the barn and pull the trigger on you. Do everyone a favor and put Shadow to rest. Hit the final nail in the coffin because Shadow, you got nothing left to offer in this business and then The Axis can sleep that much better knowing that we are just that much closer to doing what we set out to do almost a year ago, and that’s to eliminate the AKA, once and for all.
So Shadow, get ready, bring everything you got. Because after tonight, not only will I send you to hell. Not only will I end your career, but I will show you why you weren’t never in my league as a champion and as a wrestler. I will show you why I am better than you and why I was voted Champion of the year. You held the Overdrive Title, big deal, what have you done with it. Biggs was a better champion than you in his first 24 hours as champion than your 4 month reign. Shadow, you already know that I’m Simply Awesome, but tonight your going to learn one more thing about me. Your going to learn that Chris Cyrus, even though I’m not Xtreme Champion anymore, I am still as dangerous in the ring as I ever was.
Good bye Shadow, it was nice knowing you.
The scene opens up inside the XL Center in Hartford, Connecticut, the sight of tonight’s Overdrive. You see Cindy Shannon walking down the hall way with a cameraman following her. She has a mic in hand, and is wearing a black dress.
Cindy: Hello APW Faithfull, Cindy Shannon here reporting from the XL Center in Hartford. Last night, I got a message from Chris Cyrus to meet him in his dressing room for an interview, and he told me to dress nice. Which explains the dress I’m wearing right now.
They stop at the door which say’s “Chris Cyrus, Acting GM” on it. Cindy knocks on the door and Chris opens it, and is wearing a suit, looking all fancy like.
Cindy: I’m here for the interview.
Chris: Come on in Cindy, you look lovely this evening.
Chris opens the door wider so Cindy and the Cameraman can walk in. The lights in the room are dimmed with a candle light dinner set up in the middle of the dressing room, and in the background, some Berry White music playing.
Cindy: What’s all this?
Chris: Cindy, I’ve always had my eye on you, I think its time we get to know ourselves a little better. Have a seat.
Chris pulls her chair out and Cindy sits nervously. Chris goes over to his side of the table and sit down and snaps his fingers. The Beast shows up wearing a cheap Waiter uniform which is too small for him and brings two plates and puts them down in front of Chris and Cindy.
Cindy: Mac and Cheese?
Chris: There’s only so much you can make with a microwave.
Cindy:…uhh…Thanks.
Chris: So Cindy, I’m glad you came here tonight. Because while being the acting GM of Overdrive at the moment, I do have some power in how things are done on Overdrive. So I can decide how much interview time you give on Overdrive, or if you even appear on Overdrive at all. Get what I’m saying?
Cindy: That’s not cool Chris.
Chris: As long as you corporate, everything will be fine.
Cindy: So I’m not here to interview then?
Chris: Oh Cindy, you been in APW since day one. Just like me. You never gave me the time of day Cindy. You always saw me as just some other wrestler. You don’t see me as how I should be seen. And because of that Cindy, I don’t think you respect me. I don’t think you believe in anything I say. Early on in my career, when I said I would beat someone, and then lose, you we’re laughing at me.
Cindy: That’s not true
Chris: It is Cindy. You never came to me telling me that I did a great job in my match. You never told me that I really turn my game around since we first met 2 years ago. I see your interviews with all the other wrestlers Cindy. You treat them all with respect. You treat them all like their a superstar, but not me Cindy. Why? Do you still look at me as the Hardcore KID?! I’m not a Kid anymore Cindy. I’m the greatest Xtreme Champion of all time. Do you realize that. I’m not a joke in this business anymore. I’m the most dangerous man in that ring. I’ve beaten guys in Xtreme Matches without using weapons. Does that mean anything to you Cindy. The fact that I went from a nobody to one of the biggest stars in APW, does that not mean anything to you?
Cindy: I respect you Chris. Seriously.
Chris: I don’t believe you Cindy.
Chris stands up from his seat, walks over behind Cindy and puts his hands on her shoulders
Chris: I think Cindy your just telling me what I want to hear in hopes that I’ll stop. I didn’t make you come here to hurt you. Your not here to interview me. Your more of the Messenger. Are you scared right now Cindy?
Cindy: Extremely.
Chris: Good, because I want you to remember this next time you interview me. And I want you to send a message to my opponent tonight, Shadow. You let him know that tonight, I’m not playing any games. Tell me tonight, he will respect me like you will Cindy. And be sure to let him know, and this is the important one, tell him that he should fear Chris Cyrus. Tell him about the fear you have right now, because Shadow has no idea as to what he’s dealing with tonight. Can you do that for me Cindy?
Cindy nods her head
Chris: Good.
Chris lets her go and Cindy quickly gets out of her chair and runs out of the locker room. The camera goes on Chris Face as he smirks before the camera fades to black
PART 2
Well APW Faithful, it is I, Chris Cyrus. Back on my Face book Blog. I haven’t done this in a while. Been busy lately. I should really check this more often. I had like 3000 friend request and did you know that Farmville is the gayest face book application out there. Who the hell wants to build a farm and harvest fruits and vegetables. And there’s like 100’s of games exactly like it on there. Its retarded. People need to get a life, seriously. Its nerdier than people pretending to be wrestlers.
And Speaking of Wrestling, all good things had to come to an end eventually. 364 days I held on to that APW Xtreme Title. And at Christmas Chaos, Michael Lively was indeed the better man. But I’m a bigger man when I say, Congrats Michael Lively, Bring the Xtreme Title to that next level of competition like I did. But I can tell you right now, no one will ever accomplish what I did, holding the belt for almost a year. I will go down in APW history as the great Xtreme Champion of all time, just remember that.
And with Christmas Chaos ended bad for me, last week’s Overdrive was the best Overdrive I have been a part of. No GM, no boss, so the Axis showed the world that we are not only awesome in the ring, but we’re awesome in running Overdrive. Last week, we made the biggest match in APW history, a battle of Champions, Level One verses Pence Vs Lively and the match delivered, everyone went home happy, especially the cable company. Tonight I have a huge announcement, a blockbuster one, Biggs has an announcement of his own. I officially signed the match between Sabur and Jason Royce in a Street fight, only because I want to see Sabur kill Jason. So Overall, I expect tonight’s Overdrive to be great. Especially heading into New Years Retribution and I’ve signed up for the Survive and Conquer match. I made it to the final 4 last year, but this year, I plan on winning it and be 500,000 dollars richer.
And also tonight, you will see yours truly in action as I take on Shadow. Shadow has been getting his ass handed to him lately. First from Biggs, then Victor Hades, and tonight, I finally put an end to the AKA and Shadow. Back at Test for the Best, I took out Assassin, sure, he came back, but he never been the same. Tonight, I will out an end to Shadow. And that will leave Slade Craven, and believe me, The Axis has a few tricks in store for him. And if Level One can’t get the job done in eliminating Slade, then I may have to do it myself. And then not only will I go down in APW history as the greatest Xtreme Champion of all time, but I will go down as the man who single handedly took down the AKA.
What else is there left to say about Shadow and the AKA. Everyone knows my feelings towards them. Everyone know’s their feelings towards me. At the end of the day, as much as we hate each other, We made each others career’s here in APW. We took each other to the limit. AKA is nothing without the Axis just like the Axis and Chris Cyrus is nothing without the AKA. But what was suppose to be the end of this Axis verses AKA feud last year, is back. This feud will never die, it’s a part of our life now. But I’m still going to go out there and continue to do in 2010 what I was doing in 2009 and that’s make an even bigger name for myself. Shadow, I’ve never beaten you. I’ve beaten Slade, I’ve beaten Assassin, but you, I’ve never beaten you one on one, and that’s my focus right now. See Shadow, you’re a big guy. Your famous. And if Biggs can beat you in that ring, I know for a fact that I can beat you.
I’m ready for you Shadow. I’m coming at you with Guns Blazing. I’m fired up. I’m anxious for our match. Once that bell rings, its you and me. No Axis, no AKA, just you and me Shadow. My chance to finally beat you. Pin your shoulders to the mat and finally put you our of your misery when I send you straight to hell. I’ve been waiting for this chance for a long time Shadow, I lay in bed at night thinking just what I will do to you if we we’re to meet in the ring again. And like it or not Shadow, there’s a reason why you lost to Biggs. There’s a reason you lost to Victor Hades. There’s an explanation for your losing streak. You wanna know what it is? Its because your not as good as you once was. I see that your body is broken down. I see that your not a top dog in this business anymore. Shadow, its time for me to bring you to the back of the barn and pull the trigger on you. Do everyone a favor and put Shadow to rest. Hit the final nail in the coffin because Shadow, you got nothing left to offer in this business and then The Axis can sleep that much better knowing that we are just that much closer to doing what we set out to do almost a year ago, and that’s to eliminate the AKA, once and for all.
So Shadow, get ready, bring everything you got. Because after tonight, not only will I send you to hell. Not only will I end your career, but I will show you why you weren’t never in my league as a champion and as a wrestler. I will show you why I am better than you and why I was voted Champion of the year. You held the Overdrive Title, big deal, what have you done with it. Biggs was a better champion than you in his first 24 hours as champion than your 4 month reign. Shadow, you already know that I’m Simply Awesome, but tonight your going to learn one more thing about me. Your going to learn that Chris Cyrus, even though I’m not Xtreme Champion anymore, I am still as dangerous in the ring as I ever was.
Good bye Shadow, it was nice knowing you.
