Post by The Smooth One on Jan 12, 2013 22:42:52 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]Oh did break your concentration? - Jules, Pulp Fiction[/glow]
The scene catches APW Mega Star William D. Williams Jr aka the Smooth One on his way to the grocery store to find some "Donkey Punch" and comes upon a mother and child and he can’t help but look and admire two-thirds of the American family. The young boy maybe 6 or 7 years old is dressed in a plaid shirt with a blue sweater over top and a bow tie tied ever so neatly. His little legs dangle from the bench where you can see his knees peeking out from his Catholic school knickers. The mother an attractive lady in her mid-thirties dressed conservatively in a long beige dress with a red belt around the waist to give the ensemble some symmetry. She is wearing matching red shoes and a dazzling butterfly broach which makes her outfit complete.
The Smooth One listens in on Mother and child.
Little Boy: Mommy…I Love you
Mother: I love you too son…you are a my big boy..I don’t know what I would do without you?
Little Boy: So you’ll never leave me?
Mother: Never, baby why do you ask?
Little Boy: There is a little boy in my class that doesn’t have a mommy.
The little boy starts to cry..
Little Boy: He comes to school in old dirty clothes and he smells like day old onions and cheese curls.
Mommy: Well baby you know sometimes parents don’t like their children and can’t stand the sight of them.
Little Boy: Why Mommy?
Mommy: I don’t know baby, but you’ll never have to worry about that and I’ll always ways love you baby.
Little Boy: Thank you Mommy…you are the best Mommy ever!!!
I can only think to myself this interaction between mother and child is what lays the foundation for young person feel wanted and protected. I remember having similar conversations with my mother and feeling that she loved me and would never ABANDON me. She’d always be there through the thick and the thin and if ever I were to stumble she’d be there to catch me. I wonder how my life would be if I didn’t have that kind of love and caring in my life. Would I have graduated for the University of Maryland at Baltimore Law? Would I have done television and commercials? Would I have this beautiful home and more leaves to rake than humanly possible? Would the Smooth One be watched by millions of APW fans; the envy of men and the object of desire for women?
If I didn’t have this foundation would I have fallen into a seedy underworld providing protection for the scourge of the earth? Found myself foraging for food in garbage cans and living in alleyways? Would I be a raging psychopath that has no control over his emotions and feelings? Could I be a man who is unable to communicate effectively with the world or build a relationship with anyone? Would I find myself unable to find a job, be a productive citizen, and live the American Dream?
(The Smooth One pauses a minute to ponder….thinking I just described Johnny Knuckles)
So Mr. Knuckles this is round 2? This time we get to do it in Blackpool, England the home of the Grand Theater and the Blackpool tower. We are part of the Asylum world tour that brings carnage and destruction to a town near you. The brass saw us get it on 2 weeks ago and said the APW fans said no sir we need a definitive outcome..we need to know if it the Chocolate Boy Wonder is for real. So the APW braintrust booked it the “Legend” Johnny Knuckles vs.” The Smooth One” NO DISQUALIFICATION!! This is the kind of match that you call home. It’s warm and comfortable like those cardboard boxes and recycled news papers you used to call a bed as a child. It probably reminds you of the first job you had to do for the mafia? You didn’t care if this mark was right or wrong. Whether or not he had a wife or kids…a little one he may leave behind alone, afraid because you took his father away creating the next Knuckles! This is a match where you can be yourself and answer to no one like you always have. Unleash the beast that is Knuckles; destroy and pillage the antithesis of pure chaos and mayhem. You aren’t interested in pinning your opponent and you don’t even care if you win or lose. You just want someone to hurt like you do…hurt worse than you do.
The Smooth One stops to take a sip of Donkey Punch!
I understand that you are in a fragile state, you are a proverbial man with no name, considering your legal situation. I know you function well under these circumstances this is your sandbox and you mean to choke the life out me for real this time. I cannot allow you to do that my friend. I know you want to abuse me physically and I know you can do it. I know you want to punish me because you think I am pretty boy, failed lawyer, below average actor with a silver spoon in his mouth. You are the King of no DQ and I know and respect that. I know that you are legend and you have given out more concussions than I have matches. I know you are APW’s current monster on a rampage and you’ve got a sweet tooth with chocolate on your mind. This is your match the one where you have ended careers, destroyed men and women’s ability to care of themselves. I heard a rumor about the opponent you beat so bad that he couldn’t even be fed through a tube….so he just withered away. Is that true? Did you wither a man?..that’s just wrong!
The Smooth One stops to take another sip of Donkey Punch!
So now that I have your attention because I didn’t have much of your attention that last time we met. You were preoccupied with Chris Strike, Jason Kash, AJP and the Suicidal Championship. You were wondering what your draw was for Survive and Conquer and what approach you would take traverse your way into the top 10 or maybe top 5..maybe even win the whole damn thing!. You got a bit more than you bargain for didn’t ya champ? I know you were like “Got DAMN that man can wrestle”!! You thought that I was going to lie down and roll over for the great Knuckles.
Here are a couple of little nuggets for you. I have wrestled 3 APW “legends” in a row. One was the “Quintessentially English” Julius Farquhar; a tremendous talent in his own right. I matched him hold for hold and while I took the “L” I learned a lot from that match. I learned a little more about what it is to be a mat technician and what it takes to stop a madman, but something happened to him and he got suspended. I think it was because he saw the future and it frightened him? Prior to that I was in the ring with Yarmouth and what do you know that “FELLA” packed he bags…took his ball…and he abruptly left APW? I think he saw the future and it frightened him. Then I wrestled you and frustrated you so bad that you snapped and tried to crush my esophagus! Did you see the future too? Are you afraid? Maybe just maybe you saw you’re long lost mom and your sick twisted mind you just wanted to hurt her for leaving you?
You know I think you had a premonition..I think you saw the addition of the Smooth One to a group? Yes yes that’s it…added to a group of the most talented competitors on Ayslum…you probably felt that if the two forces joined together that APW would never be the same. You panicked and wanted to get out the ring and go back to your alley…back to your garbage bins and filth back to your best friend Ben (the rat) back to banging on the steel door of the Saleri family begging them to take you back because you just didn’t want to find yourself on the radar of the DYING BREED!!!!
As the Smooth One takes another sip he thinks to himself ..This is a TASTY BEVERAGE"
The last time around you really gave me the business you called me Lando like I would be offended by that. You can call me Lando, I actually like that, because while my dad maybe bananas,,, He’s around! I really like the Sanford and Son reference, because you are right I can hear him saying this
“Son, I know you’re about to wrestle that Johnny Knuckles guy?
Yea Pops I am!!
You know son you should let me help you?
Pops…Knux might be a little much for you.
No son I can take him! I’ll take my fist ball it up and give that BIG DUMMY and KNUCKLE SANDWICH!!!
Please don’t make me get my Dad on you…He's annoying...you wouldn’t like him when he’s annoying!
Now what I really don’t understand is why you called me a traitor? What did I do to earn that title? I‘ve never wrestled any women outside the Japanese bat shit crazy match at One Night in Hell and all of the women in that match were eliminated before me? You asked what would make me think I could call myself a wrestler. It’s because I am! I am not a psychopath masquerading around as a wrestler to keep from taking up residence in one of America’s finest mental institutions.
*Burrrrppp....uggh..my stomach*
You don’t have to be violent to survive in Asylum you have to be intelligent and talented. You have to be skilled; you have to be patient and be observant. You have to wait until the resident nut bag starts to hear voices or fills so full of rage that he makes a mistake and that is when you pounce …expose their mental weaknesses and make their body as broken and battered as their mind is!! 26 ..is that your number…Ha …you know what I don’t blame you for being 6 eggs short of a dozen because if KASH beat my ass that much…I’d be a candidate for the APW Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs award too!
Blurpe ..Flarple...UGGHH!
You think its guys like you that make Asylum tick, huh? On the contrary my good sir! Asylum is morphing into some different…something better. The show is being completely overhauled and moving towards new type of violence…INTELLECTUAL VIOLENCE. We wrestle smarter, we think, we rationalize it is the thing that separates us from the animals..oh but you wouldn’t understand that. The time is over for guys like you, you know the kind that used to make Asylum what it was. To even further dispel your rant, if you look at the current champions: Phil Atken, the World Heavyweight Champion, “The Soul of Philly” TJ Tap Out Title holder and the beautiful and lovely Suicidal Champ, Aubrey J. Parker don’t resemble anything that looks like you! They are actually very well adjusted…they can actually go to restaurant and have a meal like civilized human beings and the can PAY for it!!! Basically you wasted 3 years!!
Wow..this stuff is making my stomach hurt
You are the measuring stick, I’ll give you that. *Burp* You are like the guy that stands outside of the room that protects what’s valuable inside. Those guys are disposable! You are the gatekeeper and no one should part their lips and utter a word about how good they are until they beat you. Oh wait; I do have a “W” over you …well look at that! HA ha…Regardless, I am looking forward to facing you in your arena because when I beat you in Blackpool in front of fourteen hundred of APWs best fans and quickest with a credit card. *Burp..fart* I will have done what few have done and that is beat the Man with No Identity…Chris Kealey..no wait Jonathan Sorrentino, no no no you’re Anthony Stark “I am the IRON MAN” HA Ha!! You can try and overlook me again if you want to but you’ll find yourself Chocolate Wasted and I will have passed the test…AGAIN!
I stood face to face and toe to toe with you and I didn’t back down! You said I wasn’t tough? I proved you wrong! *Grumble..awww damn *You said I didn’t sign up for Survive and Conquer because I was chicken shit? You’re a funny dude, because while you again are trying to prove to yourself and others how tough you are in a match against 100 men and women..I’ll be wrestling for the Tap Out Title. See smarter not harder…so my good sir consider your Road to Redemption derailed…your trip delayed…your train detoured…you miss a turn, you don’t get to pass GO!…you do not get to collect 200 hundred dollars!…YOU’LL GET NOTHING …AND LIKE IT!
The Smooth One throws up!
DAMN!
The scene catches APW Mega Star William D. Williams Jr aka the Smooth One on his way to the grocery store to find some "Donkey Punch" and comes upon a mother and child and he can’t help but look and admire two-thirds of the American family. The young boy maybe 6 or 7 years old is dressed in a plaid shirt with a blue sweater over top and a bow tie tied ever so neatly. His little legs dangle from the bench where you can see his knees peeking out from his Catholic school knickers. The mother an attractive lady in her mid-thirties dressed conservatively in a long beige dress with a red belt around the waist to give the ensemble some symmetry. She is wearing matching red shoes and a dazzling butterfly broach which makes her outfit complete.
The Smooth One listens in on Mother and child.
Little Boy: Mommy…I Love you
Mother: I love you too son…you are a my big boy..I don’t know what I would do without you?
Little Boy: So you’ll never leave me?
Mother: Never, baby why do you ask?
Little Boy: There is a little boy in my class that doesn’t have a mommy.
The little boy starts to cry..
Little Boy: He comes to school in old dirty clothes and he smells like day old onions and cheese curls.
Mommy: Well baby you know sometimes parents don’t like their children and can’t stand the sight of them.
Little Boy: Why Mommy?
Mommy: I don’t know baby, but you’ll never have to worry about that and I’ll always ways love you baby.
Little Boy: Thank you Mommy…you are the best Mommy ever!!!
I can only think to myself this interaction between mother and child is what lays the foundation for young person feel wanted and protected. I remember having similar conversations with my mother and feeling that she loved me and would never ABANDON me. She’d always be there through the thick and the thin and if ever I were to stumble she’d be there to catch me. I wonder how my life would be if I didn’t have that kind of love and caring in my life. Would I have graduated for the University of Maryland at Baltimore Law? Would I have done television and commercials? Would I have this beautiful home and more leaves to rake than humanly possible? Would the Smooth One be watched by millions of APW fans; the envy of men and the object of desire for women?
If I didn’t have this foundation would I have fallen into a seedy underworld providing protection for the scourge of the earth? Found myself foraging for food in garbage cans and living in alleyways? Would I be a raging psychopath that has no control over his emotions and feelings? Could I be a man who is unable to communicate effectively with the world or build a relationship with anyone? Would I find myself unable to find a job, be a productive citizen, and live the American Dream?
(The Smooth One pauses a minute to ponder….thinking I just described Johnny Knuckles)
So Mr. Knuckles this is round 2? This time we get to do it in Blackpool, England the home of the Grand Theater and the Blackpool tower. We are part of the Asylum world tour that brings carnage and destruction to a town near you. The brass saw us get it on 2 weeks ago and said the APW fans said no sir we need a definitive outcome..we need to know if it the Chocolate Boy Wonder is for real. So the APW braintrust booked it the “Legend” Johnny Knuckles vs.” The Smooth One” NO DISQUALIFICATION!! This is the kind of match that you call home. It’s warm and comfortable like those cardboard boxes and recycled news papers you used to call a bed as a child. It probably reminds you of the first job you had to do for the mafia? You didn’t care if this mark was right or wrong. Whether or not he had a wife or kids…a little one he may leave behind alone, afraid because you took his father away creating the next Knuckles! This is a match where you can be yourself and answer to no one like you always have. Unleash the beast that is Knuckles; destroy and pillage the antithesis of pure chaos and mayhem. You aren’t interested in pinning your opponent and you don’t even care if you win or lose. You just want someone to hurt like you do…hurt worse than you do.
The Smooth One stops to take a sip of Donkey Punch!
I understand that you are in a fragile state, you are a proverbial man with no name, considering your legal situation. I know you function well under these circumstances this is your sandbox and you mean to choke the life out me for real this time. I cannot allow you to do that my friend. I know you want to abuse me physically and I know you can do it. I know you want to punish me because you think I am pretty boy, failed lawyer, below average actor with a silver spoon in his mouth. You are the King of no DQ and I know and respect that. I know that you are legend and you have given out more concussions than I have matches. I know you are APW’s current monster on a rampage and you’ve got a sweet tooth with chocolate on your mind. This is your match the one where you have ended careers, destroyed men and women’s ability to care of themselves. I heard a rumor about the opponent you beat so bad that he couldn’t even be fed through a tube….so he just withered away. Is that true? Did you wither a man?..that’s just wrong!
The Smooth One stops to take another sip of Donkey Punch!
So now that I have your attention because I didn’t have much of your attention that last time we met. You were preoccupied with Chris Strike, Jason Kash, AJP and the Suicidal Championship. You were wondering what your draw was for Survive and Conquer and what approach you would take traverse your way into the top 10 or maybe top 5..maybe even win the whole damn thing!. You got a bit more than you bargain for didn’t ya champ? I know you were like “Got DAMN that man can wrestle”!! You thought that I was going to lie down and roll over for the great Knuckles.
Here are a couple of little nuggets for you. I have wrestled 3 APW “legends” in a row. One was the “Quintessentially English” Julius Farquhar; a tremendous talent in his own right. I matched him hold for hold and while I took the “L” I learned a lot from that match. I learned a little more about what it is to be a mat technician and what it takes to stop a madman, but something happened to him and he got suspended. I think it was because he saw the future and it frightened him? Prior to that I was in the ring with Yarmouth and what do you know that “FELLA” packed he bags…took his ball…and he abruptly left APW? I think he saw the future and it frightened him. Then I wrestled you and frustrated you so bad that you snapped and tried to crush my esophagus! Did you see the future too? Are you afraid? Maybe just maybe you saw you’re long lost mom and your sick twisted mind you just wanted to hurt her for leaving you?
You know I think you had a premonition..I think you saw the addition of the Smooth One to a group? Yes yes that’s it…added to a group of the most talented competitors on Ayslum…you probably felt that if the two forces joined together that APW would never be the same. You panicked and wanted to get out the ring and go back to your alley…back to your garbage bins and filth back to your best friend Ben (the rat) back to banging on the steel door of the Saleri family begging them to take you back because you just didn’t want to find yourself on the radar of the DYING BREED!!!!
As the Smooth One takes another sip he thinks to himself ..This is a TASTY BEVERAGE"
The last time around you really gave me the business you called me Lando like I would be offended by that. You can call me Lando, I actually like that, because while my dad maybe bananas,,, He’s around! I really like the Sanford and Son reference, because you are right I can hear him saying this
“Son, I know you’re about to wrestle that Johnny Knuckles guy?
Yea Pops I am!!
You know son you should let me help you?
Pops…Knux might be a little much for you.
No son I can take him! I’ll take my fist ball it up and give that BIG DUMMY and KNUCKLE SANDWICH!!!
Please don’t make me get my Dad on you…He's annoying...you wouldn’t like him when he’s annoying!
Now what I really don’t understand is why you called me a traitor? What did I do to earn that title? I‘ve never wrestled any women outside the Japanese bat shit crazy match at One Night in Hell and all of the women in that match were eliminated before me? You asked what would make me think I could call myself a wrestler. It’s because I am! I am not a psychopath masquerading around as a wrestler to keep from taking up residence in one of America’s finest mental institutions.
*Burrrrppp....uggh..my stomach*
You don’t have to be violent to survive in Asylum you have to be intelligent and talented. You have to be skilled; you have to be patient and be observant. You have to wait until the resident nut bag starts to hear voices or fills so full of rage that he makes a mistake and that is when you pounce …expose their mental weaknesses and make their body as broken and battered as their mind is!! 26 ..is that your number…Ha …you know what I don’t blame you for being 6 eggs short of a dozen because if KASH beat my ass that much…I’d be a candidate for the APW Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs award too!
Blurpe ..Flarple...UGGHH!
You think its guys like you that make Asylum tick, huh? On the contrary my good sir! Asylum is morphing into some different…something better. The show is being completely overhauled and moving towards new type of violence…INTELLECTUAL VIOLENCE. We wrestle smarter, we think, we rationalize it is the thing that separates us from the animals..oh but you wouldn’t understand that. The time is over for guys like you, you know the kind that used to make Asylum what it was. To even further dispel your rant, if you look at the current champions: Phil Atken, the World Heavyweight Champion, “The Soul of Philly” TJ Tap Out Title holder and the beautiful and lovely Suicidal Champ, Aubrey J. Parker don’t resemble anything that looks like you! They are actually very well adjusted…they can actually go to restaurant and have a meal like civilized human beings and the can PAY for it!!! Basically you wasted 3 years!!
Wow..this stuff is making my stomach hurt
You are the measuring stick, I’ll give you that. *Burp* You are like the guy that stands outside of the room that protects what’s valuable inside. Those guys are disposable! You are the gatekeeper and no one should part their lips and utter a word about how good they are until they beat you. Oh wait; I do have a “W” over you …well look at that! HA ha…Regardless, I am looking forward to facing you in your arena because when I beat you in Blackpool in front of fourteen hundred of APWs best fans and quickest with a credit card. *Burp..fart* I will have done what few have done and that is beat the Man with No Identity…Chris Kealey..no wait Jonathan Sorrentino, no no no you’re Anthony Stark “I am the IRON MAN” HA Ha!! You can try and overlook me again if you want to but you’ll find yourself Chocolate Wasted and I will have passed the test…AGAIN!
I stood face to face and toe to toe with you and I didn’t back down! You said I wasn’t tough? I proved you wrong! *Grumble..awww damn *You said I didn’t sign up for Survive and Conquer because I was chicken shit? You’re a funny dude, because while you again are trying to prove to yourself and others how tough you are in a match against 100 men and women..I’ll be wrestling for the Tap Out Title. See smarter not harder…so my good sir consider your Road to Redemption derailed…your trip delayed…your train detoured…you miss a turn, you don’t get to pass GO!…you do not get to collect 200 hundred dollars!…YOU’LL GET NOTHING …AND LIKE IT!
The Smooth One throws up!
DAMN!
