Post by B.A. Styles on Jan 13, 2013 19:05:51 GMT -4
“Once again I get to be in the ring against that nobody Niobe Martin, once again I get to impress Sienna Harrison and once again I get to be perfect again…but why did is it a handicap match? I hate having some berk claiming credit for my hard work…let alone rely on a complete stranger having my back. I mean who the hell is Young Mannie? Some African-American that couldn’t blindside some hoe, like Amy Zing, without the help of his uncle. How am I suppose to rely on someone so pitifully worthless that Doink the Clown could be a better tag team partner? *giggle*
But why am I angry about something so trivially pointless? Right in front of me is the golden opportunity to finish what I started last week…and put ‘Niobe the Nobody’ on the shelf. I know for a fact that her right elbow is nowhere near a hundred percent, heck I could tell from those melodic screams that her elbow has been injured. Oh! How I could forgot the sound of music when the chair crashed itself upon Martin’s skull…does she have a thick head or was it just how I swung the chair? I mean, I’ve never seen such a big dent upon a steel chair…ever!
But I have a question that as haunted me for a while since last week…how is Niobe a disease? No wait, better question, what would happen to this disease after I’ve cured it? I’m simply asking since I already know what kind of disease Niobe would be…a loser disease. The type of infection that would slowly convert anyone, that she has contact with, into disappointing failures can’t even wrestle out of a wet paper bag. Then that would lower the quality of Meltdown, thus driving away the fans that actually want to see the REAL stars, like me, beat the hell out of the NOBODIES, like Miss Martin for example.
It’s actually quite amusing how I’ve got words spot on…what were they again? Oh yeah ‘you were born as a nobody, you’ve peaked as a nobody and you’re going to die a nobody.’ Oh man how true those words are, I mean look at the facts…she have been known quite well across the independent scenes for a year or two while I’ve literally wrestled three matches before joining here and looked what happened…I defeated Niobe Martin without breaking a sweat. But why should I keep talking, eh? I am nowhere near glad with the idea of teaming with Young Mannie but in the end, you’ll get to watch as we put an end to this waste of space known as Niobe Martin.”
[/color]But why am I angry about something so trivially pointless? Right in front of me is the golden opportunity to finish what I started last week…and put ‘Niobe the Nobody’ on the shelf. I know for a fact that her right elbow is nowhere near a hundred percent, heck I could tell from those melodic screams that her elbow has been injured. Oh! How I could forgot the sound of music when the chair crashed itself upon Martin’s skull…does she have a thick head or was it just how I swung the chair? I mean, I’ve never seen such a big dent upon a steel chair…ever!
But I have a question that as haunted me for a while since last week…how is Niobe a disease? No wait, better question, what would happen to this disease after I’ve cured it? I’m simply asking since I already know what kind of disease Niobe would be…a loser disease. The type of infection that would slowly convert anyone, that she has contact with, into disappointing failures can’t even wrestle out of a wet paper bag. Then that would lower the quality of Meltdown, thus driving away the fans that actually want to see the REAL stars, like me, beat the hell out of the NOBODIES, like Miss Martin for example.
It’s actually quite amusing how I’ve got words spot on…what were they again? Oh yeah ‘you were born as a nobody, you’ve peaked as a nobody and you’re going to die a nobody.’ Oh man how true those words are, I mean look at the facts…she have been known quite well across the independent scenes for a year or two while I’ve literally wrestled three matches before joining here and looked what happened…I defeated Niobe Martin without breaking a sweat. But why should I keep talking, eh? I am nowhere near glad with the idea of teaming with Young Mannie but in the end, you’ll get to watch as we put an end to this waste of space known as Niobe Martin.”
Moments after finishing her last sentence the purple haired Brit giggled before standing up. It was while standing up that it was revealed that she have been holding the camera the entire time. Throughout this simple speech Robina Hood was somewhere backstage against one of boxes that the crew put their construction equipment in…but when she stood up the camera caught who she was talking to. A heavily beaten cameraman who seem to have been tied to the box with some kind of black tape. Robina began to giggle as the last thing the camera saw before suddenly cutting off to static was a quick, and slightly curved, zoom all the way to the cameraman’s face…perhaps she smashed the camera against his skull before wandering off?[/center]
