Ice soccer time

[Lord Raab]

Playing ice soccer. Anaheim, California. Monday 14th January.

Stefan thought of an idea that he done a few years ago, that he played ice soccer back in Germany, back in two thousand and nine in Cologne, and Elton fancied to play the game as well. It was the same rules as it was with normal soccer, but the difference is that it was on ice.

They had to wear almost the same gear, as the ice hockey players, but the difference was that they had to wear bowling shoes. They were at the Anaheim Ducks stadium, getting ready to play against each other, with the referee going on the pitch as well. They were in the locker rooms getting changed, while Stefan starts to talk to Elton.

Stefan Raab: "It's been a while since we last played ice soccer isn't it Elton?"

Elton: "I believe it has been a while since two thousand and nine I think it was?"

Stefan Raab: "You are right there. There is a reason why we are calling it ice soccer, and that's because the stupid Americans call the sport soccer, since they have their own American, football sport here."

Elton: "That's interesting. I was going to ask you that question on why you called it soccer and not football. Sounds like the Americans are stupid to call it soccer. So who are you against in wrestling on Sunday?"

Stefan Raab: "Except for Anthony Bailey. A bunch of retards of people like Aubrey J Parker, Jair Hopkins and Slade Craven."

Elton: "So you got to face Slade again?"

Stefan Raab: "Sadly yes and its bad enough, I have to see his face four times, in a row as well. Makes me sick that ever since I came back from my suspension, all I been doing is facing and teaming with, and against Slade Craven. It's like his name is on my fucking dick that, I just can't get off."

Elton: "Jesus Christ. These matches that you keep being booked in are very uncreative, since you got back I agree with you there. It's no wonder why you hate President Jeff a lot. Let's get out to the pitch and play ice soccer."

Stefan and Elton were ready to go as they left the locker room, as you can see that Elton was wearing, a red jersey and red shorts while Stefan was wearing, a blue jersey and blue shorts as they get set to play, ice soccer with a yellow soccer ball ,sitting right in the centre of the ice. They went to their goal posts, getting ready to run towards the ball, as the referee blew his whistle for the game, to begin along with Stefan talking about the match.

"So I have to represent APW for one night, in this stupid battle royal? I guess I have to put up with it, seeing how pathetic the company has become lately, especially on how I been booked recently. It's a disgrace that I can't seem, to get Slade fucking Craven off my ass, with Jeff ignoring me as hell about the match I want with him, and the fact I wanted TJ in a singles match. You're an ignorant bastard, that enjoys to avoid me, because you are afraid of me. Come out and admit it Jeff on you being scared of me which you are aren't you? I move on to other people now, since you aren't worth my time for now."

"Look at this. I got to face three retards of Aubrey J Parker, Slade Craven, Jair Hopkins and someone who is the only decent, wrestler in this match Anthony Bailey. All right fine like I got nothing else, better to do other than on taking part, of this crap battle royal I got to take part in, before Survive and Conquer Pay Per View to come around, although I wanted Rasslemania Pay Per View, to come before this silly joke royal rumble, match that we are all in as well as Johnny Knuckles and Keaton Saint."

"I think I should start with someone I can't get, all too nasty about on Anthony Bailey. So you got the tag team belts with Jair Hopkins at Christmas Chaos? I got to congratulate you on that, and winning the heavyweight title over Jason Kash at Shockwave ,but there is one problem I feel personally, that you can work on and that is, that you need to, stand up for yourself more. Speak and admit your views, on people and get angry more often, because you will feel better, that way than being nice and innocent with people. Do I admit that I see you as a threat, to me in this match? Yes I do because you are a talented, wrestler that never gives up trying your, best to become one of the, most well-known wrestlers in APW."

"You never pissed me off one time, and like I said on twitter. I prefer if things stay that way, because trust me nobody wants to get on my bad side, which is really unlucky for the other three idiots, that are in this match. I expect me and you, on being the last ones left in the ring because, I feel like I have nothing against you at all."

Stefan was already losing by one goal, as Elton kicked the ball into the goal. That made Raab angry especially when he's got Aubrey J Parker, next on his list but he was having lots of fun, with Elton on playing soccer on the ice, and they both have fallen over more than once. Stefan had a microphone attached to him, in his helmet so people can hear him talk.

"Now this is a girl who is clearly pissing me off with the, handed title shots that she has, been given what two times now Aubrey? Ever since you came to Asylum, you been given a free, way ticket to title shots. I been on this fucking brand since August, and I never had one title shot, to my name on Asylum and yet, you are proud of winning against Jason Kash, over a handed title shot along with, Shane Borderland helping you to win the title? You are such a loser on being proud, of achieving something like that. What about actually earning, your shots for titles and working hard towards, them than having these chances, handed to you on a plate?"

"Also you are nothing more than a coöperate ass kisser, seeing how much Jeff and Reggie fucking love you. Well I don't and it's sickening that you, are the suicidal champion now. You have no talent at all, and not even close to being a threat to me."

"I think Logan Alexander is the one that should be on Asylum, rather than you because he's a true champion, and a one that did earn his North American title shot, and how carries your ass most of the tag matches, that you both have been in. First chance I get I aim to throw you, out of the ring before anybody else in the match."

Stefan then had two more people to talk about, with the Battle Royal match with Jair Hopkins and Slade Craven, to which he knows all about, since he has wrestled against both in the past. Stefan was finally getting focused, and he scored a goal after Elton fell down on the ice, kicking the ball in the net.

Stefan Raab: "HAHA Elton. That's how you play this game you son of a bitch."

Elton: "Oh stop being arrogant as hell and continue with this game, as its nowhere near over yet."

Stefan was celebrating his goal with his arms up in the air, like people were cheering for him, although a few people were in the stands but no cheers, for him at all as they know exactly what Stefan was like, in wrestling at the moment as he was doing, a lot of things that were breaking, the rules of wrestling and even, the law as of late as well which Stefan, didn't care about at all as he certainly was, making his trademark "The Most Hated Man In APW" more known, then it had already been in the past.

Now Stefan was falling over a lot as well as Elton, but they got back on their feet and tried to kick, the ball and both nearly knocked, the referee down to the ice as they were, useless at this ice soccer game that they, were playing but Stefan continued to speak.

"Ah there is someone who I have, had a lot of history with, in the match as well as Aubrey on Meltdown, known as Jair Hopkins. You are pathetic on how, I remember you saying that you wanted, to block me just because you couldn't, handle the insults I gave you on twitter. You are just a fucking little bitch that can't, handle my shit talking. Well what am I saying with you coming, from a broken home and having only, three friends in your life makes you irrelevant. I do have to brag about me beating you in the, past since it happened in a fatal, four-way match that was for the chance, to get an North American title shot, which you fucked up but you are good, on screwing things up like that."

"You also failed to beat Jason Kash for the suicidal, title as well which says a lot for your stupid wrestling career, now although you have the tag team, titles but that is because of Anthony Bailey, who is far better than you, and has done more in his career as well. I can see this Dying Breed team being useless, since Anthony Bailey and dear I say it D Williams will, be carrying your weak ass throughout, the entire time the team stays alive."

"You are nothing frog hopper and I think you winning, the tag title is as far as you are going, to go with your dysfunctional wrestling career, going down the drain already, especially when you and Anthony are facing, against each other in the battle royal."

"You both won't get along and that's what happens, when you are in a team with people who, eventually will turn your back on you in the future."

Stefan was speaking the truth as he had been, stabbed in the back recently on, being in a team with Yarmouth that, he felt that he had turned on him, and Stefan knows that it's going to, happen with The Dying Breed, among the other stables around APW, and it was a good thing that he wasn't, apart of any stable because he wanted to be on his, own and he hates everyone in APW.

Stefan now scored another goal, from the middle of the ice to, make it two goals to one as yet again, he was celebrating like he scored in an, ice hockey match and Elton just shakes his head, on Stefan being an arrogant prick, but this time Stefan put his shirt on his head, so people can see his naked torso.

Elton: "What the fuck is wrong with you, stupid cocky bastard? Put your shirt back in it's, rightful place and play me."

Stefan Raab: "Are you getting pissed off because I am winning over you?"

Elton: "No you are just being a complete dick, showing off the way you are. Just play a sportsmanship game, and behave now."

Stefan for once was doing as he's told, as he took the shirt off his head, and he gets into the middle of the pitch realizing, that he had to talk about Slade Craven, which he could say a lot about due to having lots of matches, with and against him lately.

"This person I just can't seem to get off my dick, at all these last few weeks on Slade Craven. It really shows how uncreative both, Jeff and Reginald are on booking us, against each other and as a team, time and time again. I am sick and tired of seeing your face, Slade and hopefully after the rumble, it will be the last time that I will ever see you again, especially if that ass hole Jeff accepts, the match against me at Rasslemania, who I have always wanted badly, ever since I came back from suspension. "

"There is just nothing left to prove between us, as we're tied for wins, one over the other and at least I made you, tap the fuck out against all the odds, that were stacked against me when Yarmouth was around, when he was sucking on Jeff's dick, as the special guest referee."

"I'm glad that you listened to me and smarten up, when you betrayed your former tag team partner because, you teaming with Shadow was a joke, but then I can see why the team failed, since you was the one that screwed up, two weeks ago when you got pinned, by Keaton Saint in that tag team, match we was in. You cost us the match so you can only, blame yourself Slade you stupid idiot, thinking TJ was the legal man in, the ring when he wasn't."

"This is exactly the reason I hate tag team matches, because every partner that I have had, always fuck things up for me to win the match. Also you called me a jobber? I don't think calling President Jeff out for a match, is something that a jobber would do but I can't say, the same about you though being a crap, ass wrestler that you are. If you want Shadow so bad, then you are better off going to Overdrive, because you can't face him, on Asylum unless Shadow moves to our, brand which I pretty much doubt that will happen. I have had enough talking about you, because I would be repeating myself over and over."

Stefan stops talking to take a breather as he continued to speak again.

"Now I can talk about the match in general. So all of you idiots think that you have, a chance on winning the match? Sorry but that goes to yours truly since unlike all of you, I always have confidence to win matches, on throwing you all the fuck out of the ring, as well as getting my match against President Jeff, who is completely ignoring me a lot as of late. Maybe I have much more to say to you losers, including Jeff later in the week because I have things, to do before I go to England to take, part in this stupid match."

The game was over as Stefan scored two goals to one, over Elton as they go back to the locker room, to get changed and Stefan goes on home, while Elton goes off to spend time, with his friends that live in California.

TAGS; Anthony Bailey, Aubrey J Parker, Jair Hopkins, Slade Craven and President Jeff.
WORDS; 2532 without coding and video and 2800 with coding and video.
OUTFIT; Blue ice hockey clothes with bowling shoes on.
NOTES; Depends if you lot do two RP's then I will as well but if not then good luck to everyone in this match. There is such sport as Ice Soccer actually. If you want to watch a game and/or want to know more on what my RP is about then here's video that I will post down below.
CREDITS; FlawlessGFX Exclusive for STEFAN RAAB
LYRICS; “Cannibal” by Static-X
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