A circus vampire clown

[Lord Raab]

A circus vampire clown. Blackpool, England. Saturday 19th January.

Stanley Park was where Stefan was, with the horror circus that was going on in Blackpool, as he only just arrived there a few hours ago. He wasn't a fan of entertaining the fans, but it was something fun for Stefan to do, although tonight he was an evil clown that was wearing a black vampire, clown mask that he had made for himself.

Some people were scared of Stefan, but he didn't give a shit about them or anybody, as he was always aiming to piss people off like he was good on doing, when it came to wrestling especially. He was just doing mean tricks on people, even squirting blood water on people, who were harmless but he was showing the evil side of him out, and he had a hell of a lot of things to say, after two wrestlers have already said something, about Stefan while he was on a one wheeled bike.

"Ah so we got Aubrey and Slade talking shit, about me behind my back? That's fine with me because I knew you idiots, would have something to say, while The Dying Breed have been so quiet. I hear both of you run your mouth, on complete bullshit that you both, been saying about me. Aubrey and Slade seem like that they are more focused, on me than The Dying Breed. Hello I am not the only person in the match, or is it that I have pissed you both off a lot?"

"Get fucking used to it because I will continue, to piss you all off as long as I stand, in the wrestling business. Maybe I should leave you both last, since both of you already have said something about the match."

Stefan then saw his friend Elton, who was also dressed up like a clown, but he was the friendly one compared to Stefan, who was so busy pissing off everybody, and scaring them as well. It made Stefan happy, but Elton wasn't as he begins, to speak with Stefan.

Elton: "What the fuck are you doing?"

Stefan Raab: "Being me that's what Elton."

Elton: "What on that you are scaring people in the audience?"

Stefan Raab: "As I give a rats ass about seeing these idiots faces watching us, doing these pathetic stunts for them. Just shut up and let me do my thing."

Stefan had to talk about The Dying Breed members, of Anthony Bailey and Jair Hopkins, who seemed really quiet about the upcoming match, and Stefan knows it even though he hadn't really been, around the backstage of APW, but he knows what was going on as he played tricks, on people thinking they got something in the presents, when it was just an empty box with people booing Stefan.

"I said that I was going to talk about The Dying Breed first. What a name for that stupid team. Do they breed dead people now? That is just fucking pathetic like seriously, any name for a team they would've thought of, they would come up with something stupid like that? "

"Honestly you are a joke Jair Hopkins, purely because I already beaten you, in a fatal four way match on Meltdown, all those months ago. Remember that at all Jair, or are you still being homeless as hell, trying to find yourself a life? As if I care about you anyway being irrelevant as fuck. You pose no threat to me, and you are known for being in Anthony's shadow, anyway cock tailing him for his success. To me that's all you can do, is follow behind him making yourself, more of a joke than you have before. You failed to beat Callahan two weeks ago, and you will fail on being, the last man standing in the match tomorrow night."

"Ah Anthony. You are the only person out of everyone, I have to face in the ring tomorrow night, that I have never faced in a match yet, but that's about to change. You seem very quiet about the match, or have you been too busy, on selling your books? I said that you are a threat, to me in this match and I meant it, because you are the best wrestler in this match, and for that I can't get too nasty about you at all. "

"Like I said so far you haven't pissed me off once, and you are doing a good job on being quiet, and I expect you to keep it that way no matter how much, of an ass hole I am to everyone."

Stefan didn't really want to say that much more about Anthony, as he wanted to focus on other people, who were more important and that have said shit, about Stefan like Aubrey and Slade have, his two enemies that he hated, more than Jair Hopkins. Stefan then did a lot of crazy stuff, throwing soft balls at the audience not caring, in the world if people felt pain or not.

He laughed like a vampire, that he loved people who thought that Stefan, was being a nasty guy that he was, to the crowd around him. He stood on one ball with his leg up, in the air but he was squirting the blood water, at everyone and continues to speak.

"Oh yes the coöperate ass kisser Aubrey J Parker. I haven't forgotten about you at all, since you are a stupid bitch. How many times I got to tell, you that you don't deserve your title shots, that you been handed? I keep saying it because not only to piss you off, but also to get it in your darn useless fucking head, that you know it's the truth, that not only that you get gifted title shots, but also that you get people to help you win matches, regardless if you expected it or not. Already I think you as the Suicidal champion is a joke."

"Oh let's go on about how Logan Alexander, is better than you shall we? Oh wait that is true because he certainly, is making a name for himself over on Meltdown, which doesn't say a lot about you other than, kissing Schmidt's ass on climbing your way, to the top. You only got the Heavyweight title shot against Sally Talfourd, mainly because Reginald wanted to book you women, to a first ever Women's Heavyweight title match, and sure you won with Atken's help, but you didn't win the title did you?"

"The only title shot that you did earn however, was the time where you and Logan, went for the tag team titles twice. That's how you earn title shots, by winning number one contender matches. That's really the only thing I will, congratulate you on but that's it."

"Let's run down on the things you said about me shall we? Oh the fact I whine about things, which is complete utter rubbish. I never whine about anything, especially when I been busting my ass, on Asylum since August and not once, have I moaned about wanting to go to win a title. You need to get your fucking facts straight girl, and get into the real world that you, are not a good wrestler at all by any means, especially when you masturbate to a lot of President Jeff, and Reginald Schmidt pictures. You are just like the other wrestlers in the ring, no matter what gender you are, I will still beat you down, like you won't ever get up from a beating, you have ever got in your life."

Stefan hadn't talked about Slade Craven yet, but he was his biggest enemy in the match, as he knows all about him with his in ring wrestling skills, that he had manage to produce in the ring. Elton laughed a bit when Stefan said something, about Aubrey masturbating on Jeff and Schmidt pictures.

Elton: "That was just a priceless comment you said, about Aubrey playing with herself on Jeff and Schmidt pictures."

Stefan Raab: "It's the truth Elton since all she has done, is needing their help on getting her to, become a success. It's a joke how APW run their business, around here especially when Jeff and Reginald, are handing everyone title shots. Do I hate APW? Of course I do especially how even the newer guys, that just joined Asylum get title shots, and yet me being here since August I don't get fuck all."

Elton: "What are you moaning about the fact that, you want to have a handed a title shot?"

Stefan Raab: "Hell no I am not saying that at all. I'm pissed off at the fact, that everyone gets a chance of, having title shot and I get nothing out of it. It's ridiculous."

Elton: "I do agree with you but the thing is that, you want President Jeff in the ring first, and well of course he's going to stop..........................."

Stefan Raab: "What that he is going to stop me, from wrestling in APW? Get the fuck out of here with that bull crap. He can't do nothing to get me fired, or to stop me from winning titles in his stupid company."

Elton: "But you have moaned way too much about it. Just focus on your upcoming, match and not worrying about Jeff for now."

Stefan sighed but he knew he had yet to talk about Slade Craven, who said a lot of things about Stefan, as he was trying to entertain the fans at the same time, with the vampire clown mask that he was wearing, and he was wearing vampire clothes too. Stefan went to taste some, of that blood water he had for people earlier, and it tasted good to him more when he knows, that he will bust people open on Sunday night.

"How I love at the fact you are failing, to become a great trash talker when I am the one, that is pissing people off Slade. That's why I got the Most Hated Man in APW, nickname for because I piss people off all the time. You have never attempted to trash talk to President Jeff, oh wait that's because you are way too much of a scared bitch, to talk Jeff down than I am and being far too much, of a pussy to have the balls to challenge him, for a match. You keep bragging about the fact that you, think that win I got over you was a joke? If you look again I made you tap out, like a screaming bitch that I heard, while I was putting you in an ankle lock. Now who was being a big bitch there me or you? Of course it was you Slade."

"You are right about one thing though, and that is I am sick and tired of facing you time and time again in matches, and it was bad enough teaming with you two weeks ago, and who was the one that got pinned, in a middle of a ring? It was you Slade being a fucking idiot that you are, forgetting that TJ wasn't the legal man in the match up."

"You have been in APW longer than I have Slade, and all you have done since you got your ass, in the company is sucking on Shadow's dick to make success. Must hurt pretty bad that he is more relevant, and is a better wrestler than you, but I admire the courage that you had on challenging Shadow to a match, exactly what I been doing with President Jeff, but the thing is that people have challenged Shadow, for a match before but not hardly anyone can say that they have, challenged Jeff for a match for a few months now."

"I don't even like tag matches so of course I refused to work with you last week, because I prefer to wrestle on my own but you didn't seem to realize, that I refuse to carry someone's dick, or join in these pathetic worthless stables, that are going on around Asylum. "

"You are such a fucking dumb ass to not know, anything about my training. I am training at the StarrDome, as well as wrestling for here so that was bullshit on, what you said about that I only went on a camp, for a month to learn more move,s and that was it. No I been training in the StarrDome, throughout the entire time I been in APW, just you like everyone else didn't know anything about that."

Stefan took a break from talking, as he was going to enter in a coffin, as a vampire as there was nails planted in the coffin, and they closed the coffin, to see how long Stefan will last, with the nails poking, through as he continues to speak.

"My target for this week is to continue calling out Jeff, and for him to see me as a threat, because I am serious about wanting him in a match. Ever since I came back from suspension. You been backing down from a match, against me at Rasslemania like it's been a joke when, clearly I never been more serious on wanting to face anybody in a wrestling ring more than I have with you in my life. You can't carry on ignoring the challenge I made out for you Jeff, because I am going to hunt you down at Survive and Conquer, to get what I want facing you at Rasslemania."

"Onto the task on hand. None of you are worth my time that I have to face, in the rumble especially when I have to put up with you idiots, in this exclusive battle royal that Reginald Schmidt set up for us all, to beat the hell out of each other in the ring, as well as in the Survive and Conquer match. You four seem to see me more as a threat, than on each other and that's good because I do get into people's heads, a lot especially when I got into Aubrey's, Slade's, Jair's and even President Jeff's head as well.

"Aubrey, Slade, Jair and Anthony you will all be thrown the fuck out of the ring, and you four will like it a lot tomorrow night, and at Survive and Conquer PPV while Jeff will sit in his office chair, fearing what I may do to him at Rasslemania. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze."

Stefan was finished talking as he managed to outlast fifteen minutes, of him being in the coffin with nails sticking out, as he then went backstage, getting changed into his normal clothes, before heading back to his hotel room, to watch a bit of TV before heading off to sleep the next day of wrestling.

TAGS; Anthony Bailey, Aubrey J Parker, Jair Hopkins, Slade Craven and President Jeff.
WORDS; 2531 without coding and 2721 with coding
OUTFIT; Clown outfit with a clown vampire mask.
NOTES; Good luck everyone
CREDITS; FlawlessGFX Exclusive for STEFAN RAAB
LYRICS; “Cannibal” by Static-X