Post by evanmcdonald1 on Jan 20, 2013 18:27:56 GMT -4
Evan’s been on a winning streak lately and he looks to continue that this week in a Beat the Clock Challenge where he was facing “The Finnish Phenom” Tuhoa Valo, can Evan win?
Evan’s hotel room, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
January 20th, 2013, 11:00am
“So yes, the object of my next match is to beat my opponent as quickly as possible.” I explained to my lady friends as they felt me up, the TV was on but honestly I was the only one watching it, mostly because it was airing APW Promos for this week’s Meltdown, the lady friends where, off course, more interested in me and yes, they are the same women from the bar last week.
“But Evan, you always take your time when you’re wrestling with us.” The lady friend on the right moaned as she felt me up. “What’s different with this guy?”
“Well for starters it’s not intergender and I’ll be keeping my clothes on.” I pointed out with a grin as I slapped her on her finely shaped ass. “Besides, if I did the things I do to you two each night to my opponents than Meltdown would be cancelled, among other things.” I added with a smirk getting a chuckle out of the two women.
“You’re so funny Evan, and strong, and handsome, and well-endowed…..” The redhead said with a grin which I returned.
“Yeah but when are we going to get to wrestle with you?” The brunette pouted and I grinned knowing where this was going.
“Tell you what, you wait for me in my bedroom and we’ll have our own little wrestling match!” I told them making it clear what I meant and the girls giggled before standing up and leaving the room. “Those two will have the time of their lives in just a few moments and unlike in my match with The Finnish Phenom this week the object isn’t to finish quickly but alas, I’ll have to if I want to win!”
This will be easy.
“I saw this pretender’s promo earlier today and I have to say that I’m not impressed to say the very least, he thinks he’s the foreign phenom in this company? Move over old timer, I’m called The Scottish Sensation for a reason and unless you come to your senses I’ll beat you in ten seconds flat! Hell maybe I’ll beat him quicker than that, I’m just that good!”
What’s that? He might beat me? Excuse me; I’m going to laugh for a good while.
“You may say that he has been in APW for longer than I have but so have most of the guys that I have beaten and I will continue my winning streak by not only winning this match but winning the Beat the Clock Challenge and going on to defeat Logan Alexander at Survive and Conquer, to the other participants in this challenge, first off it’s not a challenge for someone of my talents and second I hope that for your sakes that you had no plans on winning the North American Championship!”
I said before grinning broadly.
“When I’m with a woman, or two, or three, or several, naked, in a hot tub, you get the idea, I don’t usually try to finish early if you catch my drift but if I have to finish this match as early as I can then so be it, hell I’ll win this match so fast that I’ll have time to go back to my locker room and “entertain” a few of my lady friends in celebration! The Finnish Phenom on the other hand will be like my lady friends when I’m done with them, lucky to be able to walk!”
I said before shaking my head.
“That title may as well have my name on it already! And if it doesn’t then the guy who does the titles backstage needs to be fired as soon as possible, The Finnish Phenom won’t stand a chance, the others in this Beat the Clock challenge won’t stand a chance of even coming close to beating my time and most importantly of all Logan Alexander will fail in his attempt to retain the APW North American Championship!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“This Beat the Clock Challenge is a joke and everyone knows it, it’s just a simple gimmick to try to determine who Logan Alexander will face when we all know that it’ll be me, Your Scottish Sensation and God’s Gift To Women Evan McDonald and I will see The so called Finnish Phenom in the ring for the shortest match in APW history!”
I went into my bedroom to join my lady friends as the scene fades.
Evan’s hotel room, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
January 20th, 2013, 11:00am
“So yes, the object of my next match is to beat my opponent as quickly as possible.” I explained to my lady friends as they felt me up, the TV was on but honestly I was the only one watching it, mostly because it was airing APW Promos for this week’s Meltdown, the lady friends where, off course, more interested in me and yes, they are the same women from the bar last week.
“But Evan, you always take your time when you’re wrestling with us.” The lady friend on the right moaned as she felt me up. “What’s different with this guy?”
“Well for starters it’s not intergender and I’ll be keeping my clothes on.” I pointed out with a grin as I slapped her on her finely shaped ass. “Besides, if I did the things I do to you two each night to my opponents than Meltdown would be cancelled, among other things.” I added with a smirk getting a chuckle out of the two women.
“You’re so funny Evan, and strong, and handsome, and well-endowed…..” The redhead said with a grin which I returned.
“Yeah but when are we going to get to wrestle with you?” The brunette pouted and I grinned knowing where this was going.
“Tell you what, you wait for me in my bedroom and we’ll have our own little wrestling match!” I told them making it clear what I meant and the girls giggled before standing up and leaving the room. “Those two will have the time of their lives in just a few moments and unlike in my match with The Finnish Phenom this week the object isn’t to finish quickly but alas, I’ll have to if I want to win!”
This will be easy.
“I saw this pretender’s promo earlier today and I have to say that I’m not impressed to say the very least, he thinks he’s the foreign phenom in this company? Move over old timer, I’m called The Scottish Sensation for a reason and unless you come to your senses I’ll beat you in ten seconds flat! Hell maybe I’ll beat him quicker than that, I’m just that good!”
What’s that? He might beat me? Excuse me; I’m going to laugh for a good while.
“You may say that he has been in APW for longer than I have but so have most of the guys that I have beaten and I will continue my winning streak by not only winning this match but winning the Beat the Clock Challenge and going on to defeat Logan Alexander at Survive and Conquer, to the other participants in this challenge, first off it’s not a challenge for someone of my talents and second I hope that for your sakes that you had no plans on winning the North American Championship!”
I said before grinning broadly.
“When I’m with a woman, or two, or three, or several, naked, in a hot tub, you get the idea, I don’t usually try to finish early if you catch my drift but if I have to finish this match as early as I can then so be it, hell I’ll win this match so fast that I’ll have time to go back to my locker room and “entertain” a few of my lady friends in celebration! The Finnish Phenom on the other hand will be like my lady friends when I’m done with them, lucky to be able to walk!”
I said before shaking my head.
“That title may as well have my name on it already! And if it doesn’t then the guy who does the titles backstage needs to be fired as soon as possible, The Finnish Phenom won’t stand a chance, the others in this Beat the Clock challenge won’t stand a chance of even coming close to beating my time and most importantly of all Logan Alexander will fail in his attempt to retain the APW North American Championship!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“This Beat the Clock Challenge is a joke and everyone knows it, it’s just a simple gimmick to try to determine who Logan Alexander will face when we all know that it’ll be me, Your Scottish Sensation and God’s Gift To Women Evan McDonald and I will see The so called Finnish Phenom in the ring for the shortest match in APW history!”
I went into my bedroom to join my lady friends as the scene fades.
