Post by B.A. Styles on Jan 26, 2013 6:24:04 GMT -4
Its short, its late and its shit...but better late than never.
I partly blame college for taking all my free time this week while mostly blaming myself for being lazy in waiting until this week to start the RP. Hope you enjoy anyway.
“G’day mates.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I’m your host, the Rated: AWESOME Television Champion Adrian Jobs.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“While I am the co-host, the Master of the Australian Kiss, Nathan Kyle.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“And welcome to the second edition of The Blacklist!!!”
After finishing their introduction the two men did their best to have their backs to each other, which was kind of hard considering the fact that they were on two white highchairs while behind them to a hard blank background, and spread their arms out. Adrian’s right hand and Nathan’s left hand were pointed towards the floor while their other hands were pointing towards the ceiling. After finishing this awkward pose the two men leaned back in their chairs in a rather relaxed way.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Now I know what you people are all wondering…‘why are we being rewarded with he second episode of The Blacklist’?.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Well don’t mates for we‘re going to do a speed round where I’m going to make as many answers as I can think of at an incredibly fast rate until Jobs answers yes. Are you really Adrian?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“If I wasn’t ready then I wouldn’t be the Television Champion of World Elite Wrestling.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Okay…here I go. You’ve found a girlfriend to replace Adriana? You’ve been crown the greatest rookie of twenty-twelve? Brought a new car? Won a million bucks? Found an unlimited supply of condoms? Had sex with Victoria Beckham? Got a cat? Went out on a date with your fan girls? Went to an anime convention for the first time? Got elected as the Mayor of Chicago? Found the cure for the common cold? Gave birth to the next Justin Bieber? Joined the gay side?”
It was rather impressive how quickly the Aussie said his words, it was so quick that it would possibly beat the majority of rappers. But at each suggestion the Chicago native kept shaking his head over, and over and over again. In the end the Australian made a completely wild guess.
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“You’re representing World Elite Wrestling in this year’s Survive and Conquer match?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“YES!”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“You’re the only one, of two representatives, that actually competes in WEW?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“YES!”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“And you’re going to outlast the other ninety-nine in winning this competition?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“YEEE…wait…ninety-nine?”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Of course, this year there is a hundred competitors including you, didn’t that Asian chick tell you that?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Hell no that bitch didn’t. Hell, the only reason I entered this match was because she practically begged me to do it…so her precious Jericho wouldn’t enter it twice in a row and risk career-ending injuries, like the selfish prick he is.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Well, its too late to back out now…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Who said I was backing out? I never back out of anything, I’m not only WEW’s 2012 Rookie of the Year but I’m also the longest reigning Television Champion in WEW history and I didn’t accomplished that by backing out of anything. Anyway…I beat my number would be good…”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“You’re entering at number seven.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Oh…very…dear…how the hell am I suppose to win against ninety-nine others!?! I mean, seriously, the only ones who truly benefit are the last ten to enter the ring.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Don’t worry mate, no one expects a clown to win such a match…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“A…clown? Is that what you really think of me Nathan? A clown? Being the seventh guy to enter a hundred man melee is bound to put me at a steep disadvantage but the truth of the matter is this…I am not only going to outlast eighty of them but I’ll also make this Survive and Conquer event truly AWESOME!”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Nice to see the old confidence kicking in…so should we start the people bashing stage while having pictures behind us?”
Jobs nodded at this so the Aussie pulled the remote out of the front of his pants and pressed the button.
A picture of an elderly Asian person appears on the background and Nathan immediately looked directly towards his buddy, who happens to have the Television Title right on his lap.
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Are you sure that’s ‘Sally Talfourd’ mate? I’m sure Action packed Wrestling has rules something against hiring old fogies.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“But don’t all Asian sluts look the same? I mean seriously, just looking at a picture of Sally Talfourd makes you think ‘is this the Asian hooker that Steel Panther wrote about in one of their songs?’ This person looks likes a slut more than a wrestler…and I’m meant to believe that she nearly won Survive and Conquer every year she has entered it…really? Really? REALLY? If anything that just makes this big battle ninety-eight times more easier. So what if I’m at seven and she is at eighty? I can beat whores like that everyday of the week, hell, I defeated a hoe to get this Television Title around my waist and defeated another hoe to defend it…and a week or so after Survive and Conquer I’ve got to defend m belt against a third hoe. I guess people have the right to call me a ‘woman beater’ or something like that but I know that the crowd would happily let me off the hook for beating the hell out of you Sally…since I’m sure to dear god that, just MMORPGS, more than half of the women in Asia are actually men pretending to be girls so that they can get the attention of all the guys. But with all seriousness Sally, you might be what Action Packed Wrestling calls great but the likeliness of you, let alone any other member of the APW roster, eliminating me is the same as meeting a Chinese person who isn’t the size of a hobbit…it’s never going to happen.”
After confidently finishing off his words the Chicago born Champion showed off a classically cocky grin that all WEW fans knew and, partly, loved. Nathan knew that this was Adrian’s signal, so he pressed a button on his remote to change the picture to the next opponent he wants to talk about.
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Wait isn’t he a video game character?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Yes Nathan, Knuckles here is a video game character…but clearly he got so bored of being number three to Sonic and Tails that he gave Sega his resignation papers and signed a contract with APW. First PSY version girl and now a red video game character, is APW a wrestling company or a freaking circus? Seriously? In the pass twelve months they have a miniature billionaire, a few hookers, a Robin Hood fan girl, a brat calling herself a ‘Nightmare’ and some wannabe hippie with the last name of ‘Envi’. All they are missing is a clown named Krusty…but with all seriousness Johnny, do you enjoy being known for absolutely nothing? I mean seriously? Who the hell are you? Oh wait a second, I suddenly don’t care. All I care about is not only controlling this Battle Royale but absolutely shine in it. I am Rated: AWESOME for a reason Johnny…and rather unfortunately for you and the other ninety-eight nimrods, I’m going to not only show you all why this Sunday…but this Sunday I’m going to prove to the world why I’m simply…”
While Adrian began to unleash his barrage of words Nathan used his right hand to pull the pair of sunglasses off his face, only to reveal a second pair of shades underneath.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS& MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE[/b][/font]
“AWESOME!!!”
Moments after the two shouted out that last word the Australian threw the glasses towards the camera, which happened to be the last piece of footage recorded on this episode of The Blacklist.[/center]
I partly blame college for taking all my free time this week while mostly blaming myself for being lazy in waiting until this week to start the RP. Hope you enjoy anyway.
SECOND EDITION OF THE BLACKLIST
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
& MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
[/b][/font]AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
& MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“G’day mates.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I’m your host, the Rated: AWESOME Television Champion Adrian Jobs.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“While I am the co-host, the Master of the Australian Kiss, Nathan Kyle.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“And welcome to the second edition of The Blacklist!!!”
After finishing their introduction the two men did their best to have their backs to each other, which was kind of hard considering the fact that they were on two white highchairs while behind them to a hard blank background, and spread their arms out. Adrian’s right hand and Nathan’s left hand were pointed towards the floor while their other hands were pointing towards the ceiling. After finishing this awkward pose the two men leaned back in their chairs in a rather relaxed way.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Now I know what you people are all wondering…‘why are we being rewarded with he second episode of The Blacklist’?.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Well don’t mates for we‘re going to do a speed round where I’m going to make as many answers as I can think of at an incredibly fast rate until Jobs answers yes. Are you really Adrian?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“If I wasn’t ready then I wouldn’t be the Television Champion of World Elite Wrestling.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Okay…here I go. You’ve found a girlfriend to replace Adriana? You’ve been crown the greatest rookie of twenty-twelve? Brought a new car? Won a million bucks? Found an unlimited supply of condoms? Had sex with Victoria Beckham? Got a cat? Went out on a date with your fan girls? Went to an anime convention for the first time? Got elected as the Mayor of Chicago? Found the cure for the common cold? Gave birth to the next Justin Bieber? Joined the gay side?”
It was rather impressive how quickly the Aussie said his words, it was so quick that it would possibly beat the majority of rappers. But at each suggestion the Chicago native kept shaking his head over, and over and over again. In the end the Australian made a completely wild guess.
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“You’re representing World Elite Wrestling in this year’s Survive and Conquer match?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“YES!”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“You’re the only one, of two representatives, that actually competes in WEW?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“YES!”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“And you’re going to outlast the other ninety-nine in winning this competition?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“YEEE…wait…ninety-nine?”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Of course, this year there is a hundred competitors including you, didn’t that Asian chick tell you that?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Hell no that bitch didn’t. Hell, the only reason I entered this match was because she practically begged me to do it…so her precious Jericho wouldn’t enter it twice in a row and risk career-ending injuries, like the selfish prick he is.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Well, its too late to back out now…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Who said I was backing out? I never back out of anything, I’m not only WEW’s 2012 Rookie of the Year but I’m also the longest reigning Television Champion in WEW history and I didn’t accomplished that by backing out of anything. Anyway…I beat my number would be good…”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“You’re entering at number seven.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Oh…very…dear…how the hell am I suppose to win against ninety-nine others!?! I mean, seriously, the only ones who truly benefit are the last ten to enter the ring.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Don’t worry mate, no one expects a clown to win such a match…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“A…clown? Is that what you really think of me Nathan? A clown? Being the seventh guy to enter a hundred man melee is bound to put me at a steep disadvantage but the truth of the matter is this…I am not only going to outlast eighty of them but I’ll also make this Survive and Conquer event truly AWESOME!”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Nice to see the old confidence kicking in…so should we start the people bashing stage while having pictures behind us?”
Jobs nodded at this so the Aussie pulled the remote out of the front of his pants and pressed the button.
A picture of an elderly Asian person appears on the background and Nathan immediately looked directly towards his buddy, who happens to have the Television Title right on his lap.
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Are you sure that’s ‘Sally Talfourd’ mate? I’m sure Action packed Wrestling has rules something against hiring old fogies.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“But don’t all Asian sluts look the same? I mean seriously, just looking at a picture of Sally Talfourd makes you think ‘is this the Asian hooker that Steel Panther wrote about in one of their songs?’ This person looks likes a slut more than a wrestler…and I’m meant to believe that she nearly won Survive and Conquer every year she has entered it…really? Really? REALLY? If anything that just makes this big battle ninety-eight times more easier. So what if I’m at seven and she is at eighty? I can beat whores like that everyday of the week, hell, I defeated a hoe to get this Television Title around my waist and defeated another hoe to defend it…and a week or so after Survive and Conquer I’ve got to defend m belt against a third hoe. I guess people have the right to call me a ‘woman beater’ or something like that but I know that the crowd would happily let me off the hook for beating the hell out of you Sally…since I’m sure to dear god that, just MMORPGS, more than half of the women in Asia are actually men pretending to be girls so that they can get the attention of all the guys. But with all seriousness Sally, you might be what Action Packed Wrestling calls great but the likeliness of you, let alone any other member of the APW roster, eliminating me is the same as meeting a Chinese person who isn’t the size of a hobbit…it’s never going to happen.”
After confidently finishing off his words the Chicago born Champion showed off a classically cocky grin that all WEW fans knew and, partly, loved. Nathan knew that this was Adrian’s signal, so he pressed a button on his remote to change the picture to the next opponent he wants to talk about.
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Wait isn’t he a video game character?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Yes Nathan, Knuckles here is a video game character…but clearly he got so bored of being number three to Sonic and Tails that he gave Sega his resignation papers and signed a contract with APW. First PSY version girl and now a red video game character, is APW a wrestling company or a freaking circus? Seriously? In the pass twelve months they have a miniature billionaire, a few hookers, a Robin Hood fan girl, a brat calling herself a ‘Nightmare’ and some wannabe hippie with the last name of ‘Envi’. All they are missing is a clown named Krusty…but with all seriousness Johnny, do you enjoy being known for absolutely nothing? I mean seriously? Who the hell are you? Oh wait a second, I suddenly don’t care. All I care about is not only controlling this Battle Royale but absolutely shine in it. I am Rated: AWESOME for a reason Johnny…and rather unfortunately for you and the other ninety-eight nimrods, I’m going to not only show you all why this Sunday…but this Sunday I’m going to prove to the world why I’m simply…”
While Adrian began to unleash his barrage of words Nathan used his right hand to pull the pair of sunglasses off his face, only to reveal a second pair of shades underneath.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS& MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE[/b][/font]
“AWESOME!!!”
Moments after the two shouted out that last word the Australian threw the glasses towards the camera, which happened to be the last piece of footage recorded on this episode of The Blacklist.[/center]