Post by evanmcdonald1 on Jan 26, 2013 21:32:40 GMT -4
It was time for APW’S yearly Survive and Conquer event and for those who weren’t competing in the titular match they had somewhat of a runner up prize, competing in the warm-up matches! Among them where six wrestlers from Meltdown who were competing in a Six Man Tag Team Match, who were the competitors?
They were Warren Peace, Cid Phoenix and Niobe Martin where on one team, Robina Hood, Amy Zing and the focus of this promo Evan McDonald, let’s get started!
Babylon at the Roof Gardens, Earl’s Court, London
January 26th, 2013, 5:00pm
“Yes, I’ll have the Grazed Pork Belly without the pigs ear please.” I told the waiter who nodded before taking my lady friend’s, one Brunette and one Blonde, orders and walking off, and yes, pigs ear is part of the dish and personally I can’t stand it, it’s pretty much the only thing about this restaurant that I can’t stand.
Since I am back in England for the first time in quite some time I’ve decided to treat myself by coming to this restaurant, it’s basically a rooftop restaurant with a lovely view of the gardens, but off course there’s only one lovely view that I’m truly interested in and I’m sitting with them! Rather than being scantily clad like usual they are dressed in dresses, this is a fancy restaurant after all.
“So, you’re teaming up with two women at Survive and Conquer right?” The taller of the two women, the blonde asked and I grinned before nodding. “You’d think you’d be used to that by now.”
“The only thing I’m used to when it comes to two women and myself is when they are teaming up on me in the bedroom.” I answered with a cocky smirk and the two ladies giggled. “Something that I hope will happen later on tonight I might add.
“Oh, definitely.” The shorter, and youngest, of the two said with a grin. “But you don’t have any concerns about your opponents?”
“Why should I? I know I can beat Cid Phoenix, Warren Peace will be a piece of cake and Niobe got lucky once and only once.” I said as my cocky grin turned into a frown. “That bitch humiliated me that day and I intend to get her back for that!”
“Sir, please mind the language.” The waiter chastised me and I merely glared at him until he walked off.
“He barely makes the minimum wage and he thinks that he can boss me around?” I muttered under my breath before shaking my head. “As I was saying this will be my easiest match of my APW Career, with two amazing women, both in looks and ability, at my side how can I lose?”
“You can’t because you’re the best and everyone knows it.” The blonde answered my question and I grinned at that, out of the corner of my eye I spotted the waiter walking over with our meals.
“Okay, one Courgette Flower Fritter…..” The waiter trailed off as he handed the brunette her meal. “One Jerusalem Artichoke Textures…..” The waiter continued as he handed the blonde her meal. “And one Grazed Pork Belly for the gentlemen, can I get you anything else?” The waiter asked as he handed me my meal, I frowned however when I spotted the Pigs Ear on the dish.
“Excuse me, I asked for no Pigs Ear.” I told the waiter and he nodded before picking up the dish and taking it back, he returned moments later with the meal without the Pigs Ear and we ate it all. “Besides that idiot’s mistake that was a good meal.”
“Yeah, I definitely agree there.” The blonde nodded in agreement. “Do you want desert or should we ask for the bill?” The blonde asked and we shook our heads before I got my wallet out and got 100 pounds out of it.
“That should be enough to cover our meals.” I said as I put the cash on the table. “I’ll be waiting outside.” I added before standing up and leaving the restaurant, now that I had some time alone I decided to address the camera. “You’re probably wondering why an athlete of my stature isn’t in the Survive and Conquer match, please, a one hundred man Royal Rumble? I wouldn’t have enough energy left for my post match celebration!”
Why yes, it is that simple.
So instead I’m opening up tomorrow evening’s festivities by teaming with two lovely ladies in the form of Robina Hood and Amy Zing to take on Warren Peace, Cid Phoenix and Niobe Martin, I’ll start by addressing the bitch who humiliated me momentarily but first I have this to say Amy Zing and Robina Hood, maybe once we win you two lovely ladies can join me in my locker room for a post-match celebration?”
I said with a wink.
“Now that that’s out of the way I’ll start addressing my opponents starting with Martin, when you beat me you did more than just harm my ego, you humiliated me and I will take great pride in the fact that I will get my long awaited revenge this Sunday at Survive and Conquer, there will be no repeat performance of our last encounter Martin, except maybe for how it should have ended!”
Next up is Cid!
“Speaking of repeat performances the next man in this match is someone I’m guaranteed to have a repeat performance against Cid Phoenix; you remember when I beat you Phoenix? I bet you do, I bet you are currently fooling yourself into thinking that the first match between the two of us was a fluke, I can tell you right now that the only fluke is the fact that you still have a spot on Meltdown’s roster!”
Last but not least is Warren Peace.
“And now onto the only opponent in this match who I haven’t faced before Warren Peace! If you think for one second that I’m intimidated by your ridiculously punny name……it’s because I am! Oh, please don’t hurt me Mr. Peace of shit!” I said as I shook my head. “For the uneducated among our audience, so every person who watches APW on a weekly basis, that was sarcasm, and here’s some more! It will take me more than five minutes to win this match!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“The event may be called Survive and Conquer and the titular match may have a hundred men and women in it but for Cid, Warren and Niobe they only need to worry about surviving my match! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald signing off, I’ll see you at Survive and Conquer!”
My two lady friends joined me as the scene fades.
They were Warren Peace, Cid Phoenix and Niobe Martin where on one team, Robina Hood, Amy Zing and the focus of this promo Evan McDonald, let’s get started!
Babylon at the Roof Gardens, Earl’s Court, London
January 26th, 2013, 5:00pm
“Yes, I’ll have the Grazed Pork Belly without the pigs ear please.” I told the waiter who nodded before taking my lady friend’s, one Brunette and one Blonde, orders and walking off, and yes, pigs ear is part of the dish and personally I can’t stand it, it’s pretty much the only thing about this restaurant that I can’t stand.
Since I am back in England for the first time in quite some time I’ve decided to treat myself by coming to this restaurant, it’s basically a rooftop restaurant with a lovely view of the gardens, but off course there’s only one lovely view that I’m truly interested in and I’m sitting with them! Rather than being scantily clad like usual they are dressed in dresses, this is a fancy restaurant after all.
“So, you’re teaming up with two women at Survive and Conquer right?” The taller of the two women, the blonde asked and I grinned before nodding. “You’d think you’d be used to that by now.”
“The only thing I’m used to when it comes to two women and myself is when they are teaming up on me in the bedroom.” I answered with a cocky smirk and the two ladies giggled. “Something that I hope will happen later on tonight I might add.
“Oh, definitely.” The shorter, and youngest, of the two said with a grin. “But you don’t have any concerns about your opponents?”
“Why should I? I know I can beat Cid Phoenix, Warren Peace will be a piece of cake and Niobe got lucky once and only once.” I said as my cocky grin turned into a frown. “That bitch humiliated me that day and I intend to get her back for that!”
“Sir, please mind the language.” The waiter chastised me and I merely glared at him until he walked off.
“He barely makes the minimum wage and he thinks that he can boss me around?” I muttered under my breath before shaking my head. “As I was saying this will be my easiest match of my APW Career, with two amazing women, both in looks and ability, at my side how can I lose?”
“You can’t because you’re the best and everyone knows it.” The blonde answered my question and I grinned at that, out of the corner of my eye I spotted the waiter walking over with our meals.
“Okay, one Courgette Flower Fritter…..” The waiter trailed off as he handed the brunette her meal. “One Jerusalem Artichoke Textures…..” The waiter continued as he handed the blonde her meal. “And one Grazed Pork Belly for the gentlemen, can I get you anything else?” The waiter asked as he handed me my meal, I frowned however when I spotted the Pigs Ear on the dish.
“Excuse me, I asked for no Pigs Ear.” I told the waiter and he nodded before picking up the dish and taking it back, he returned moments later with the meal without the Pigs Ear and we ate it all. “Besides that idiot’s mistake that was a good meal.”
“Yeah, I definitely agree there.” The blonde nodded in agreement. “Do you want desert or should we ask for the bill?” The blonde asked and we shook our heads before I got my wallet out and got 100 pounds out of it.
“That should be enough to cover our meals.” I said as I put the cash on the table. “I’ll be waiting outside.” I added before standing up and leaving the restaurant, now that I had some time alone I decided to address the camera. “You’re probably wondering why an athlete of my stature isn’t in the Survive and Conquer match, please, a one hundred man Royal Rumble? I wouldn’t have enough energy left for my post match celebration!”
Why yes, it is that simple.
So instead I’m opening up tomorrow evening’s festivities by teaming with two lovely ladies in the form of Robina Hood and Amy Zing to take on Warren Peace, Cid Phoenix and Niobe Martin, I’ll start by addressing the bitch who humiliated me momentarily but first I have this to say Amy Zing and Robina Hood, maybe once we win you two lovely ladies can join me in my locker room for a post-match celebration?”
I said with a wink.
“Now that that’s out of the way I’ll start addressing my opponents starting with Martin, when you beat me you did more than just harm my ego, you humiliated me and I will take great pride in the fact that I will get my long awaited revenge this Sunday at Survive and Conquer, there will be no repeat performance of our last encounter Martin, except maybe for how it should have ended!”
Next up is Cid!
“Speaking of repeat performances the next man in this match is someone I’m guaranteed to have a repeat performance against Cid Phoenix; you remember when I beat you Phoenix? I bet you do, I bet you are currently fooling yourself into thinking that the first match between the two of us was a fluke, I can tell you right now that the only fluke is the fact that you still have a spot on Meltdown’s roster!”
Last but not least is Warren Peace.
“And now onto the only opponent in this match who I haven’t faced before Warren Peace! If you think for one second that I’m intimidated by your ridiculously punny name……it’s because I am! Oh, please don’t hurt me Mr. Peace of shit!” I said as I shook my head. “For the uneducated among our audience, so every person who watches APW on a weekly basis, that was sarcasm, and here’s some more! It will take me more than five minutes to win this match!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“The event may be called Survive and Conquer and the titular match may have a hundred men and women in it but for Cid, Warren and Niobe they only need to worry about surviving my match! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald signing off, I’ll see you at Survive and Conquer!”
My two lady friends joined me as the scene fades.
