Post by Cid Phoenix 2013 on Feb 2, 2013 0:29:43 GMT -4
Cameras fade in and pan over the capacity crowd at a House Show in San Diego. "Die Die Die, My Darling", by Aiden blasts throughout the arena, as cameras catch a shot of the crowd before cutting back to announcers, Harris & West.
WEST: We're back live, folks! And during the commercial break, Cid Phoenix has come out to a generally positive response from this capacity crowd..
HARRIS: Well, of course they're happy to see that he is doing okay after being choked out last week by Lisa Loryann Lyon! She left him laying in the middle of the ring! Ha!
Cid Phoenix saunters around the ring, climbing the turnbuckles and nodding as the crowd regards him favorably. He drops to his feet on the mat and walks around in a circle, microphone in hand...
PHOENIX: The last time I made an appearance here in the APW, I wowed the crowd, by putting both members of the Red Shield Mafia through a car, leaving both of them questioning their worth in this business.
Boos..
PHOENIX: and yet again when I came back, I proved my superior athleticism by winning a four way in my re-debut just a few weeks ago. But what did the bookers of this company do? They put me in a match with someone who is as insignificant to this business as a piece of gum on the bottom of my bootheel - and that person was Lisa Loryann Lyon!
PHOENIX: But despite her despicable display of unsportsmanlike behavior - choking me out even after the bell had rung, signaling the end of our match, I STILL thrive, I STILL rise above, I STILL am an impact player in this company! But how ironic that Lisa Loryann Lyon's initials are all Triple L, which translates to just what I have always thought of her, which is a three-time loser in this business! She has to resort to cheap dirty underhanded tactics to beat a superior athlete by myself and what gets me boiling about that is that all of you idiots cheer her for her actions, when you should in fact, be booing her shameless tirades to try and get ahead in this industry!
PHOENIX: But whoa, hey! Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. I actually didn't come out to talk about someone as irrelevant as Triple Loser Ann Lyon, No.. I'm here to talk about my Six Man Tag Team Match this week on Meltdown with my appointed partners Warren Peace and the newest acquisition to Meltdown, Hano Eiyu.
Cheers from the crowd, as Cid Phoenix sighs to himself and stands microphone in hand, shaking his head.
PHOENIX: There you people go again. You're cheering like a bunch of sheep! It's downright sickening is what it is!
Boos.
PHOENIX: Okay, here we go again with the boos, eh? Well, let me give you idiots a damned history lesson! Not too long ago, Warren Peace won the damned tag titles on his own - an amazing feat, and he even ran roughshod thru the tag team division. Having experience as a tag team wrestler as well as a amazing singles career myself, I must admit that he was very impressive until he lost them to the Studmuffins! And furthermore, the man walked out on his last tag partner, leaving his to the mercy of their opponents! How can I, Cid Phoenix - in good faith, put my trust in a man the likes of Warren Peace?
Fans are now starting to throw soda cups and hotdogs in the ring. Phoenix sidesteps a cup of soda which splashes onto mat. He looks down at it a chuckles.
PHOENIX: You missed me, you idiot!
Cid Phoenix sneers as he rubs his face in frustration.
WEST: What a total about face from Cid Phoenix towards the fans, here tonight.
Moving right along, folks! Warren Peace came back about a month ago and since he's been back, he's been trying to sing a completely different tune. He's been trying to show himself to be some sort of a boyscout, and he may have managed to pull the wool over all of your eyes, but he hasn't fooled me!
HARRIS: Cid's actually got a point! The last time we saw Warren in a tag match he did walk out on his partner!
PHOENIX: Warren Peace, I'm gonna warn you right now, that if you do anything that betrays that babyface exterior during this match, I will bury you on the spot! And if you don't believe me, you can ask Kingston & Young Mannie just what happens when you get under the skin of Cid Phoenix!
WEST: What an arrogant jerk! I suppose it was only a matter of time before he--
A soda cup connects, drenching Cid Phoenix, and staining his beige blazer.
WEST: Oh, No! Cid just got bathed in soda from a fan!
HARRIS: His blazer in ruined! How despicable!
Phoenix indeed looks to be visibly upset, as he closes his eyes. his lip is quivering and his hands are shaking.
HARRIS: Look, I think he's going to cry!
But Cid just wipes his face, and takes a brief second and raises the microphone to his lips.
PHOENIX: Let me tell you bunch of illiterate freaks of nature something.. I am Cid Phoenix! I am a megastar and I deserve a modicum of respect!!!
WEST: It looks like Cid is having a Diva Fit!
HARRIS: Well, wouldn't you if you got unceremoniously splashed with soda?!?
Phoenix stamps his foot on the ground and takes a deep breath, regaining his composure.
PHOENIX: Whatever, I see there's no point in talking sense to you buffoons - you just don't listen. You're all a bunch of zombified halfwits! But anyway, whatever! You don't want to believe me! Fine! When your great hero, Warren Peace let's you all down, and believe me, he will - it will only prove me right about everything I've said tonight! But one thing is for sure you stupidheads, and that is that I am going to have to take the initiative and make sure that our team gets the victory this week, and it doesn't matter who - whether it's that invisible rookie punk, Kevin Dahlia or that "Golden Joke" Eric Steel or even that lucky piece of crap Evan McDonald - who by the way has his reckoning with me! Either way, the Phoenix flies this week, and one of these mooks is gonna fall! And Hano Eiyu? I have some sound words of advice for you, just like I do for Warren. I suggest that you stay the hell outta my way and do what you're supposed to do and help us win, because if either of you jokers drop the ball, I'm gonna drop you! And you can take that one to the bank and cash it in, because it's true!
Phoenix drops the mic, amidst the chorus of an upset audience and exits the ring, as theme music plays. He quietly walks up the rampway, ignoring chants of "You Suck!" and "You're an A**hole!"
WEST: This capacity crowd letting Cid Phoenix know just what they think of him!
HARRIS: I, for one, applaud the guy! He came out here and let us all know that he means business!
WEST: One thing is for sure, and it's that this weeks six man tag team match is going to be very interesting!
Phoenix gets to the top of the stage area and gives double middle fingers to the heckling crowd before disappearing behind the curtains.
(End)
WEST: We're back live, folks! And during the commercial break, Cid Phoenix has come out to a generally positive response from this capacity crowd..
HARRIS: Well, of course they're happy to see that he is doing okay after being choked out last week by Lisa Loryann Lyon! She left him laying in the middle of the ring! Ha!
Cid Phoenix saunters around the ring, climbing the turnbuckles and nodding as the crowd regards him favorably. He drops to his feet on the mat and walks around in a circle, microphone in hand...
PHOENIX: The last time I made an appearance here in the APW, I wowed the crowd, by putting both members of the Red Shield Mafia through a car, leaving both of them questioning their worth in this business.
Boos..
PHOENIX: and yet again when I came back, I proved my superior athleticism by winning a four way in my re-debut just a few weeks ago. But what did the bookers of this company do? They put me in a match with someone who is as insignificant to this business as a piece of gum on the bottom of my bootheel - and that person was Lisa Loryann Lyon!
PHOENIX: But despite her despicable display of unsportsmanlike behavior - choking me out even after the bell had rung, signaling the end of our match, I STILL thrive, I STILL rise above, I STILL am an impact player in this company! But how ironic that Lisa Loryann Lyon's initials are all Triple L, which translates to just what I have always thought of her, which is a three-time loser in this business! She has to resort to cheap dirty underhanded tactics to beat a superior athlete by myself and what gets me boiling about that is that all of you idiots cheer her for her actions, when you should in fact, be booing her shameless tirades to try and get ahead in this industry!
PHOENIX: But whoa, hey! Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. I actually didn't come out to talk about someone as irrelevant as Triple Loser Ann Lyon, No.. I'm here to talk about my Six Man Tag Team Match this week on Meltdown with my appointed partners Warren Peace and the newest acquisition to Meltdown, Hano Eiyu.
Cheers from the crowd, as Cid Phoenix sighs to himself and stands microphone in hand, shaking his head.
PHOENIX: There you people go again. You're cheering like a bunch of sheep! It's downright sickening is what it is!
Boos.
PHOENIX: Okay, here we go again with the boos, eh? Well, let me give you idiots a damned history lesson! Not too long ago, Warren Peace won the damned tag titles on his own - an amazing feat, and he even ran roughshod thru the tag team division. Having experience as a tag team wrestler as well as a amazing singles career myself, I must admit that he was very impressive until he lost them to the Studmuffins! And furthermore, the man walked out on his last tag partner, leaving his to the mercy of their opponents! How can I, Cid Phoenix - in good faith, put my trust in a man the likes of Warren Peace?
Fans are now starting to throw soda cups and hotdogs in the ring. Phoenix sidesteps a cup of soda which splashes onto mat. He looks down at it a chuckles.
PHOENIX: You missed me, you idiot!
Cid Phoenix sneers as he rubs his face in frustration.
WEST: What a total about face from Cid Phoenix towards the fans, here tonight.
Moving right along, folks! Warren Peace came back about a month ago and since he's been back, he's been trying to sing a completely different tune. He's been trying to show himself to be some sort of a boyscout, and he may have managed to pull the wool over all of your eyes, but he hasn't fooled me!
HARRIS: Cid's actually got a point! The last time we saw Warren in a tag match he did walk out on his partner!
PHOENIX: Warren Peace, I'm gonna warn you right now, that if you do anything that betrays that babyface exterior during this match, I will bury you on the spot! And if you don't believe me, you can ask Kingston & Young Mannie just what happens when you get under the skin of Cid Phoenix!
WEST: What an arrogant jerk! I suppose it was only a matter of time before he--
A soda cup connects, drenching Cid Phoenix, and staining his beige blazer.
WEST: Oh, No! Cid just got bathed in soda from a fan!
HARRIS: His blazer in ruined! How despicable!
Phoenix indeed looks to be visibly upset, as he closes his eyes. his lip is quivering and his hands are shaking.
HARRIS: Look, I think he's going to cry!
But Cid just wipes his face, and takes a brief second and raises the microphone to his lips.
PHOENIX: Let me tell you bunch of illiterate freaks of nature something.. I am Cid Phoenix! I am a megastar and I deserve a modicum of respect!!!
WEST: It looks like Cid is having a Diva Fit!
HARRIS: Well, wouldn't you if you got unceremoniously splashed with soda?!?
Phoenix stamps his foot on the ground and takes a deep breath, regaining his composure.
PHOENIX: Whatever, I see there's no point in talking sense to you buffoons - you just don't listen. You're all a bunch of zombified halfwits! But anyway, whatever! You don't want to believe me! Fine! When your great hero, Warren Peace let's you all down, and believe me, he will - it will only prove me right about everything I've said tonight! But one thing is for sure you stupidheads, and that is that I am going to have to take the initiative and make sure that our team gets the victory this week, and it doesn't matter who - whether it's that invisible rookie punk, Kevin Dahlia or that "Golden Joke" Eric Steel or even that lucky piece of crap Evan McDonald - who by the way has his reckoning with me! Either way, the Phoenix flies this week, and one of these mooks is gonna fall! And Hano Eiyu? I have some sound words of advice for you, just like I do for Warren. I suggest that you stay the hell outta my way and do what you're supposed to do and help us win, because if either of you jokers drop the ball, I'm gonna drop you! And you can take that one to the bank and cash it in, because it's true!
Phoenix drops the mic, amidst the chorus of an upset audience and exits the ring, as theme music plays. He quietly walks up the rampway, ignoring chants of "You Suck!" and "You're an A**hole!"
WEST: This capacity crowd letting Cid Phoenix know just what they think of him!
HARRIS: I, for one, applaud the guy! He came out here and let us all know that he means business!
WEST: One thing is for sure, and it's that this weeks six man tag team match is going to be very interesting!
Phoenix gets to the top of the stage area and gives double middle fingers to the heckling crowd before disappearing behind the curtains.
(End)
