Post by evanmcdonald1 on Feb 3, 2013 21:11:31 GMT -4
Survive and Conquer was a successful event for Evan as his team won the Six Man Tag that opened the show up, this week on Meltdown he was in another Six Man Tag Team Match this time teaming up with the newcomer Kevin Dahlia and Eric Steel to take on the team of Cid Phoenix, Warren Peace and Japanese Megastar Hano Eiyu, can Evan win again?
Evan’s hotel room, LA, California
February 3rd, 2013, 11:00am
Things are finally starting to turn around for me in this damn company, so why am I in another Six Man Tag Team Match?
In fact here’s a better question, why am I facing off against Cid and Warren again? I’ve proven before that I can beat them so why even bother? The wildcard in this match is, off course, Hano Eiyu, well him and Kevin Dahlia but I’m only counting my opponents here! Besides given how nonexistent Dahlia’s bio is it’s for the better that I don’t talk about him.
For once I am not surrounded by beautiful scantily clad women, most of my lady friends are out and about shopping for stuff that I don’t really care for, however this has given me a chance to start talking about my opponents this week and I’m not about to pass that up.
“I’m sure many of my male viewers are disappointed by the lack of beautiful women that they will never stand a chance with in this promo, to those viewers, well, all I can say about that is deal with it!” I said bluntly as I folded my arms. “I may be back in the U.S. for this week’s Meltdown but trust me, with Cid Phoenix and Warren Peace on the other end of the ring, how can I lose? It wouldn’t matter if this match was taking place during the massacre at Teutoberg Forrest, I’d still win!”
Never heard of it? Read a book! I’m starting things off with my old enemies.
“Tell me Cid Phoenix, Warren Peace, why would you make the choice to face me again so soon after Survive and Conquer? Do you think that the third time will be the charm Cid? Do you think that you could beat me Warren and that I got lucky at Survive and Conquer? Well first off I only get lucky after a show and as per usual it’s with one, two or even ten of my lady friends, second I’ve beaten the two of you before and I will do it again!”
Seriously Cid, why do you keep signing up for the matches?
“Cid, you may be a legend but trust me, your time is up, your wrestling on borrowed time, there’s no possible way for you to win this match because of the mere fact that I’m on the opposite end of the ring from you, so go ahead, do your cute little shoot promos, see if I care after I drive you through the matt with the Scottish Pride!”
Next up is Warren Peace.
“And as for Warren, this man is a joke and I don’t just mean that horrendous pun of a name, oh no, I’m talking about in general! Like Phoenix before I beat you once and I will beat you again! I don’t care how many championships you have won in the past because it’s all about the future and the future is bright, how do I know this? It’s because I’m the future of wrestling!”
Oh yes, I almost forgot about the third man on the opposing team.
“So, there seems to be a lot of new blood on the Meltdown roster, I’m teaming with one by the name of Kevin Dahlia who no one seems to know anything about and I’m facing one on the opposite side of the ring by the name of Hano Eiyu, I’m not impressed, he may be Japanese, he may be mysterious but do I look like I give a shit? No? it’s because I don’t and I will beat him easily!”
It’s really that simple.
“Warren, Cid, Hano, you are facing two of the best talents and Kevin Dahlia this week on Meltdown and yet you’re not backing out, why? Do you honestly believe you can win? You can’t and you won’t, I will beat the three of you single handedly if I need too! Enjoy your time in the spotlight boys because natural selection will be in full effect this Monday.”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“Boys, just do yourselves a favor and run, run far away and never return to an APW ring! It’ll save myself, Eric Steel and Kevin Dahlia the hassle of beating you in ten seconds! This has been a paid message from “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald……”
The door opened and the lady friends poured in as they started to unpack the stuff they brought, once their done the four of them join me on the sofa and start feeling me up.
“…..which I will prove to these ladies, gentlemen, please leave us alone.”
I shooed away the cameracrew as the scene fades.
Evan’s hotel room, LA, California
February 3rd, 2013, 11:00am
Things are finally starting to turn around for me in this damn company, so why am I in another Six Man Tag Team Match?
In fact here’s a better question, why am I facing off against Cid and Warren again? I’ve proven before that I can beat them so why even bother? The wildcard in this match is, off course, Hano Eiyu, well him and Kevin Dahlia but I’m only counting my opponents here! Besides given how nonexistent Dahlia’s bio is it’s for the better that I don’t talk about him.
For once I am not surrounded by beautiful scantily clad women, most of my lady friends are out and about shopping for stuff that I don’t really care for, however this has given me a chance to start talking about my opponents this week and I’m not about to pass that up.
“I’m sure many of my male viewers are disappointed by the lack of beautiful women that they will never stand a chance with in this promo, to those viewers, well, all I can say about that is deal with it!” I said bluntly as I folded my arms. “I may be back in the U.S. for this week’s Meltdown but trust me, with Cid Phoenix and Warren Peace on the other end of the ring, how can I lose? It wouldn’t matter if this match was taking place during the massacre at Teutoberg Forrest, I’d still win!”
Never heard of it? Read a book! I’m starting things off with my old enemies.
“Tell me Cid Phoenix, Warren Peace, why would you make the choice to face me again so soon after Survive and Conquer? Do you think that the third time will be the charm Cid? Do you think that you could beat me Warren and that I got lucky at Survive and Conquer? Well first off I only get lucky after a show and as per usual it’s with one, two or even ten of my lady friends, second I’ve beaten the two of you before and I will do it again!”
Seriously Cid, why do you keep signing up for the matches?
“Cid, you may be a legend but trust me, your time is up, your wrestling on borrowed time, there’s no possible way for you to win this match because of the mere fact that I’m on the opposite end of the ring from you, so go ahead, do your cute little shoot promos, see if I care after I drive you through the matt with the Scottish Pride!”
Next up is Warren Peace.
“And as for Warren, this man is a joke and I don’t just mean that horrendous pun of a name, oh no, I’m talking about in general! Like Phoenix before I beat you once and I will beat you again! I don’t care how many championships you have won in the past because it’s all about the future and the future is bright, how do I know this? It’s because I’m the future of wrestling!”
Oh yes, I almost forgot about the third man on the opposing team.
“So, there seems to be a lot of new blood on the Meltdown roster, I’m teaming with one by the name of Kevin Dahlia who no one seems to know anything about and I’m facing one on the opposite side of the ring by the name of Hano Eiyu, I’m not impressed, he may be Japanese, he may be mysterious but do I look like I give a shit? No? it’s because I don’t and I will beat him easily!”
It’s really that simple.
“Warren, Cid, Hano, you are facing two of the best talents and Kevin Dahlia this week on Meltdown and yet you’re not backing out, why? Do you honestly believe you can win? You can’t and you won’t, I will beat the three of you single handedly if I need too! Enjoy your time in the spotlight boys because natural selection will be in full effect this Monday.”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“Boys, just do yourselves a favor and run, run far away and never return to an APW ring! It’ll save myself, Eric Steel and Kevin Dahlia the hassle of beating you in ten seconds! This has been a paid message from “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald……”
The door opened and the lady friends poured in as they started to unpack the stuff they brought, once their done the four of them join me on the sofa and start feeling me up.
“…..which I will prove to these ladies, gentlemen, please leave us alone.”
I shooed away the cameracrew as the scene fades.
