Post by evanmcdonald1 on Feb 10, 2013 21:21:15 GMT -4
Evan’s team won the Six Man Tag Team Match and now he was in a regular tag team match with the person who scored the pinfall for his team Kevin Dahlia, their opponents? The team known as Natural Born Killaz otherwise known as Leon “The Virus” Roberts and Jake Titan, can this makeshift team defeat an already established team?
Evan’s hotel room, Chicago, Illinois
February 10th, 2013, 7:00pm
“Yes, hello, I would like to order room service please.” I said into the phone as my lady friends waited on the sofa, they were getting ready to give me their own room service but they felt some alcohol would spice up the mood. “Three bottles of red wine please.” I added and the receptionist nodded. “Okay, good, be here as soon as possible.” I added before hanging up and sitting in between the girls.
“How long will it take Evan?” One of the lady friends, an attractive red-head who was particularly good at giving oral sex, asked.
“The wine should be here in a few minutes.” I answered and the two girls grinned as they started feeling me up, before anything more intimate could start there was a knock at the door and I stood up and walked over to the door, the girls joined me and resumed feeling me up as I answered the door.
“Err, three bottles of red wine sir.” The staff member who barely looked like he was out of high school said before handing it over. “Anything else?”
“Privacy for the rest of the night.” I answered before slamming the door in his face as he motioned for a tip, we sat back down on the sofa and I opened up the wine bottles one by one before pouring them a glass each, an hour passed and the two ladies where plastered for lack of a better term, me? I can actually hold my alcohol.
“Well, I’m ready to get started.” The only lady friend who hadn’t spoken up to at this point, a dark haired woman who was well versed in the bedroom, the red-head grinned as they leaned in to kiss me, unfortunately business always comes before pleasure in the wrestling world and I had a promo to do.
“Actually ladies, why don’t you start without me? I have business to attend too.” I told them and the two girls grinned before they started kissing each other, the kissing got more passionate as they felt each other up before they eventually made their way over to the bedroom. “As much as I’d like to join them business must always come first and I can always join them once I’m done.”
At least the match will be easy.
“This week I’m teaming up with Kevin Dahlia again to take on two idiots called The Natural Born Killaz, Leon Roberts and Jake Titan, this won’t take long, at all, you have two real talents in one team and then you have the Natural Born Killaz, do I even need to elaborate? Well I suppose I do if I want to get this over with and show those two a good time, I’ll start with Leon Roberts!”
Easily the most talented out of this team, that’s not saying much unfortunately.
“Leon, you are the biggest man on the opposing team and obviously your wife thinks you’re big in other areas because I can’t see what she sees in you otherwise! I understand that you and Titan are a recent signing to this company but trust me, when me and Kevin are done with you then you’ll be sent packing from this company just as quickly, and as for Demonica, dump the idiot and let me show you what a real man is like!”
If that doesn’t anger him than nothing will.
“I know my comments are bound to invoke a negative reaction from you Roberts and all I can say is this, good! The angrier you are the more mistakes you are bound to make and once I beat you because of those mistakes your wife will realize I was right, sneak into my locker room and from there she’ll have the best sex she’s ever had! Just ask my lady friends how good I am in bed!”
Next up is Jake Titan!
“Now we go from an idiot to an idiot and a failure in Jake Titan, failed actor, voice actor, comedian and a former gangster, are you going to be spouting that swag nonsense throughout your promo Jake? If so then please don’t, it’ll make you look like an even bigger idiot especially since swag was originally used by people in West Hollywood who were gay, how do I know this? It stood for “secretly we are gay”.”
Then again him making an idiot out of himself might make his promo worth watching, might being the operative word!
“Jake, you seriously call yourself “McLovin”? I have lady friends all over the world just waiting to be in my company so that they can experience what it’s like to have sex with me again, those two just happen to be two of them but if I wanted I could have more, some of them are even married, yet I don’t go around giving myself a ridiculous nickname like that! Jake, your defeat will be swift and humiliating!”
Much like whenever Leon has sex with his wife.
“Gentlemen and I use that term loosely, this is your first match and you have the worst possible opponents, two of the fastest rising megastars in APW today and you’re up against them! You can’t win, you won’t win and when we’re done with you you’ll wish that you had never signed up for APW in the first place!”
They may as well quit now and save themselves the humiliation.
“When I look at the two of you I don’t see wrestlers, I see a big idiot with a wife who would be better off with me and a miserable failure and a criminal, compare that with us, two of the best wrestlers in this company and you’re going up against them! I believe there’s a phrase that suits this situation, what was it again? Ah yes, enough said!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“The two of you don’t stand a chance against the two of us, it’s really that simple, the only person who stands a chance with us is Leon’s wife and if she’s smart then she’ll realize just how stupid it is for someone with her looks to be hanging out with someone like Leon! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift to Women” Evan McDonald reminding the Natural Born Killaz that their APW careers will be short lived.”
I went to the bedroom as the scene fades.
Evan’s hotel room, Chicago, Illinois
February 10th, 2013, 7:00pm
“Yes, hello, I would like to order room service please.” I said into the phone as my lady friends waited on the sofa, they were getting ready to give me their own room service but they felt some alcohol would spice up the mood. “Three bottles of red wine please.” I added and the receptionist nodded. “Okay, good, be here as soon as possible.” I added before hanging up and sitting in between the girls.
“How long will it take Evan?” One of the lady friends, an attractive red-head who was particularly good at giving oral sex, asked.
“The wine should be here in a few minutes.” I answered and the two girls grinned as they started feeling me up, before anything more intimate could start there was a knock at the door and I stood up and walked over to the door, the girls joined me and resumed feeling me up as I answered the door.
“Err, three bottles of red wine sir.” The staff member who barely looked like he was out of high school said before handing it over. “Anything else?”
“Privacy for the rest of the night.” I answered before slamming the door in his face as he motioned for a tip, we sat back down on the sofa and I opened up the wine bottles one by one before pouring them a glass each, an hour passed and the two ladies where plastered for lack of a better term, me? I can actually hold my alcohol.
“Well, I’m ready to get started.” The only lady friend who hadn’t spoken up to at this point, a dark haired woman who was well versed in the bedroom, the red-head grinned as they leaned in to kiss me, unfortunately business always comes before pleasure in the wrestling world and I had a promo to do.
“Actually ladies, why don’t you start without me? I have business to attend too.” I told them and the two girls grinned before they started kissing each other, the kissing got more passionate as they felt each other up before they eventually made their way over to the bedroom. “As much as I’d like to join them business must always come first and I can always join them once I’m done.”
At least the match will be easy.
“This week I’m teaming up with Kevin Dahlia again to take on two idiots called The Natural Born Killaz, Leon Roberts and Jake Titan, this won’t take long, at all, you have two real talents in one team and then you have the Natural Born Killaz, do I even need to elaborate? Well I suppose I do if I want to get this over with and show those two a good time, I’ll start with Leon Roberts!”
Easily the most talented out of this team, that’s not saying much unfortunately.
“Leon, you are the biggest man on the opposing team and obviously your wife thinks you’re big in other areas because I can’t see what she sees in you otherwise! I understand that you and Titan are a recent signing to this company but trust me, when me and Kevin are done with you then you’ll be sent packing from this company just as quickly, and as for Demonica, dump the idiot and let me show you what a real man is like!”
If that doesn’t anger him than nothing will.
“I know my comments are bound to invoke a negative reaction from you Roberts and all I can say is this, good! The angrier you are the more mistakes you are bound to make and once I beat you because of those mistakes your wife will realize I was right, sneak into my locker room and from there she’ll have the best sex she’s ever had! Just ask my lady friends how good I am in bed!”
Next up is Jake Titan!
“Now we go from an idiot to an idiot and a failure in Jake Titan, failed actor, voice actor, comedian and a former gangster, are you going to be spouting that swag nonsense throughout your promo Jake? If so then please don’t, it’ll make you look like an even bigger idiot especially since swag was originally used by people in West Hollywood who were gay, how do I know this? It stood for “secretly we are gay”.”
Then again him making an idiot out of himself might make his promo worth watching, might being the operative word!
“Jake, you seriously call yourself “McLovin”? I have lady friends all over the world just waiting to be in my company so that they can experience what it’s like to have sex with me again, those two just happen to be two of them but if I wanted I could have more, some of them are even married, yet I don’t go around giving myself a ridiculous nickname like that! Jake, your defeat will be swift and humiliating!”
Much like whenever Leon has sex with his wife.
“Gentlemen and I use that term loosely, this is your first match and you have the worst possible opponents, two of the fastest rising megastars in APW today and you’re up against them! You can’t win, you won’t win and when we’re done with you you’ll wish that you had never signed up for APW in the first place!”
They may as well quit now and save themselves the humiliation.
“When I look at the two of you I don’t see wrestlers, I see a big idiot with a wife who would be better off with me and a miserable failure and a criminal, compare that with us, two of the best wrestlers in this company and you’re going up against them! I believe there’s a phrase that suits this situation, what was it again? Ah yes, enough said!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“The two of you don’t stand a chance against the two of us, it’s really that simple, the only person who stands a chance with us is Leon’s wife and if she’s smart then she’ll realize just how stupid it is for someone with her looks to be hanging out with someone like Leon! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift to Women” Evan McDonald reminding the Natural Born Killaz that their APW careers will be short lived.”
I went to the bedroom as the scene fades.
