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Post by Reaver on Feb 12, 2013 20:36:27 GMT -4
APW.com has just got word that "Johnny Knuckles" is finally back in consciousness. This came about earlier today when three gentlemen walked into his room and attacked him unprovoked which, coincidentally, awoke him back to life. These men are currently at large as they managed to escape the Vancouver General Hospital without being noticed.
In a related matter, Knuckles was scheduled to be in court yesterday but due to unforeseen circumstances, it was postponed. He is currently under investigation for identity theft charges. Ironically, due to his hospital stay, blood work was drawn so these results may or may not help his cause.
Stay tuned to APW.com to find out more of this as it unfolds.
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Post by Jason Cashe on Feb 12, 2013 23:00:51 GMT -4
When questioned about these attacks and the unknown trio who committed this assault, Jason Kash had this to say:
"It wasn't me! (Breaks into song) "She saw me banging on the sofa...Wasn't me. She even caught me on camera...Wasn't me... (Stops singing)
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