Post by Cid Phoenix 2013 on Feb 13, 2013 7:18:09 GMT -4
Cameras fade in on Hano Eiyu, who is on a stretcher in agony, whilst wrapped in a backbrace as EMT's are wheeling him outside of the building and begin loading him into an ambulance.
Eiyu, inaudibly screaming in Japanese - only screams out in English whilst clutching at his legs to say..
Eiyu: Oh My God! My back! I think it's broken!!!
Camera pans over to focus on Cid Phoenix, watching from a short distance, arms crossed with an obvious satisfied smirk on his face. He chuckles and shakes his head as they load Hano Eiyu into the ambulance..
Phoenix: Hey, Hano! Is that how it's done in Japan? HAHAHAHA
Eiyu gives Phoenix a terrified look, as Phoenix glares at the man with the eyes of a sadist. He begins to approach, but the EMT's shoo him away.
EMT#1: Please, no more okay? The man is done! You did enough damage!
Phoenix (ignoring the EMT): Arrivaderci, Hano!!! Don't forget to write, you insignificant punk!!!
The EMTs close the door the the back of the ambulance and Cid Phoenix clumbs up to taunt Hano Eiyu some more, before the lights and siren come to life, prompting Phoenix to hop back, as the ambulance takes off. He turns toward the camera, as the ambulance drives off some short distance..
Phoenix: Well, folks! You wanted to see a more aggressive Cid Phoenix? You got a very brief preview of things to come tonight! Next week, I'll be a bit more ruthless. Just get this through your thick skulls, you bunch of nimrods - I don't do this to entertain you lot, because I ain't your puppet. I don't dance on a string and---
SCREEEEEEE!!!! KERRRRAAAAAASSSSSH!!!!!
Suddenly, Cid Phoenix whirls around, as the camera zooms in on what has just happened. Apparently, as the ambulance carrying Hano Eiyu was driving away, it was suddenly stuck sidelong by a garbage truck. The sudden, high speed impact sends the ambulance toppling over and crashing onto it's side, as people in the nearby sirrounding area suddenly scramble over to help.
Phoenix: Oh, my God!!!
Cid Phoenix stares at the mass of twisted metal and smoke. He just blinks, mouth agape. Then suddenly, he bursts into sickening, twisted laughter.
Phoenix: AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Did you see that, folks?!? I think Hano's broken carcass rolling out from the wreckage after the impact! HAHAHAHAHA This is priceless! The masked idiot gets hit with a double whammy! Ain't Karma a bitch?!? Hahahheh..
Phoenix claps his hands as a bystander, a chubby man in his 40's, with a full beard, looking more like Wilford Brimley stares at the cold-hearted superstar.
Man: Are you serious? That there's a serious accident. That man could be very badly injured or worse. Where's your sympathy? Where's common sense and decency?
Phoenix: Uh, well Sir.. I must've left those in my other pants, along with my tolerance for bullshit, if you get my drift. If I were you, I'd get to steppin' far away from me, before I snap and put you on the disabled list for good!
Phoenix again, gives the man the same sadistic stares, but smiles broadly as he does so. The man, realizing that he's in no condition to face an APW megastar, decides it best to hold up his hands and back away. Cid continues to smile as he spits on the floor and taunts.
Phoenix: That's what I thought, Bucket-List! Keep walking away, before I snap your legs like twigs! No one can take me, certainly not some masked snot-nosed punk from Japan who needs to carry a wooden sword to the ring, because he's afraid of men like me! I hope his career is good and over! This is the APW Jungle, there are animals here & This show isn't called MELTDOWN for nothing! He's learned a primetime lesson in humility and respect courtesy of me, and I intend to keep mowing thru every and anyone who gets in the way of my goals to become a champion in this company - ANYONE! That goes for fat, old geezers like you! Young punks like this stooge holding the camera, and certainly any APW hopeful who doesn't have the balls to see his dreams through!
Cid Phoenix turns towards the camera, his face a very serious mask of menacing determination. He speaks..
Phoenix: I want to issue a state of alert for the entire Meltdown Roster! Cid "Pax" Phoenix is coming for you and I'm coming for you in a big way! From now on, any of you wanna challenge me en route to gold & stardom, STEP UP!!! I will wrestle through the pain, and strive on on through the blood, the sweat and the tears to get to the top and wear the gold around my waist!!! Challenge me if you dare, and I will give you the same Five Second Photo Finish that I gave the punk that's laying in a heap of twisted metal right now! Next week, to whoever my opponent may be - Be prepared for the most horrifying match of your entire career here in the APW. I will introduce to to the agony of defeat and you will look up at me and see the Savior of the Meltdown Show!!!
Phoenix sneers as he backs up four paces away, before turning and walking back into the building. As he enters, someone running back into the building from the scene of the wreckage can be heard saying the following..
Unidentified Witness: The EMTs are okay, shaken up is all but that guy in the mask is badly hurt. No, believe it or not - the driver of the garbage truck is nowhere to be found. I could'a sworn I heard some woman say that she saw a guy in a black ski mask, but who would do such a thing?
Cameras Fade Out)
Eiyu, inaudibly screaming in Japanese - only screams out in English whilst clutching at his legs to say..
Eiyu: Oh My God! My back! I think it's broken!!!
Camera pans over to focus on Cid Phoenix, watching from a short distance, arms crossed with an obvious satisfied smirk on his face. He chuckles and shakes his head as they load Hano Eiyu into the ambulance..
Phoenix: Hey, Hano! Is that how it's done in Japan? HAHAHAHA
Eiyu gives Phoenix a terrified look, as Phoenix glares at the man with the eyes of a sadist. He begins to approach, but the EMT's shoo him away.
EMT#1: Please, no more okay? The man is done! You did enough damage!
Phoenix (ignoring the EMT): Arrivaderci, Hano!!! Don't forget to write, you insignificant punk!!!
The EMTs close the door the the back of the ambulance and Cid Phoenix clumbs up to taunt Hano Eiyu some more, before the lights and siren come to life, prompting Phoenix to hop back, as the ambulance takes off. He turns toward the camera, as the ambulance drives off some short distance..
Phoenix: Well, folks! You wanted to see a more aggressive Cid Phoenix? You got a very brief preview of things to come tonight! Next week, I'll be a bit more ruthless. Just get this through your thick skulls, you bunch of nimrods - I don't do this to entertain you lot, because I ain't your puppet. I don't dance on a string and---
SCREEEEEEE!!!! KERRRRAAAAAASSSSSH!!!!! Suddenly, Cid Phoenix whirls around, as the camera zooms in on what has just happened. Apparently, as the ambulance carrying Hano Eiyu was driving away, it was suddenly stuck sidelong by a garbage truck. The sudden, high speed impact sends the ambulance toppling over and crashing onto it's side, as people in the nearby sirrounding area suddenly scramble over to help.
Phoenix: Oh, my God!!!
Cid Phoenix stares at the mass of twisted metal and smoke. He just blinks, mouth agape. Then suddenly, he bursts into sickening, twisted laughter.
Phoenix: AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Did you see that, folks?!? I think Hano's broken carcass rolling out from the wreckage after the impact! HAHAHAHAHA This is priceless! The masked idiot gets hit with a double whammy! Ain't Karma a bitch?!? Hahahheh..
Phoenix claps his hands as a bystander, a chubby man in his 40's, with a full beard, looking more like Wilford Brimley stares at the cold-hearted superstar.
Man: Are you serious? That there's a serious accident. That man could be very badly injured or worse. Where's your sympathy? Where's common sense and decency?
Phoenix: Uh, well Sir.. I must've left those in my other pants, along with my tolerance for bullshit, if you get my drift. If I were you, I'd get to steppin' far away from me, before I snap and put you on the disabled list for good!
Phoenix again, gives the man the same sadistic stares, but smiles broadly as he does so. The man, realizing that he's in no condition to face an APW megastar, decides it best to hold up his hands and back away. Cid continues to smile as he spits on the floor and taunts.
Phoenix: That's what I thought, Bucket-List! Keep walking away, before I snap your legs like twigs! No one can take me, certainly not some masked snot-nosed punk from Japan who needs to carry a wooden sword to the ring, because he's afraid of men like me! I hope his career is good and over! This is the APW Jungle, there are animals here & This show isn't called MELTDOWN for nothing! He's learned a primetime lesson in humility and respect courtesy of me, and I intend to keep mowing thru every and anyone who gets in the way of my goals to become a champion in this company - ANYONE! That goes for fat, old geezers like you! Young punks like this stooge holding the camera, and certainly any APW hopeful who doesn't have the balls to see his dreams through!
Cid Phoenix turns towards the camera, his face a very serious mask of menacing determination. He speaks..
Phoenix: I want to issue a state of alert for the entire Meltdown Roster! Cid "Pax" Phoenix is coming for you and I'm coming for you in a big way! From now on, any of you wanna challenge me en route to gold & stardom, STEP UP!!! I will wrestle through the pain, and strive on on through the blood, the sweat and the tears to get to the top and wear the gold around my waist!!! Challenge me if you dare, and I will give you the same Five Second Photo Finish that I gave the punk that's laying in a heap of twisted metal right now! Next week, to whoever my opponent may be - Be prepared for the most horrifying match of your entire career here in the APW. I will introduce to to the agony of defeat and you will look up at me and see the Savior of the Meltdown Show!!!
Phoenix sneers as he backs up four paces away, before turning and walking back into the building. As he enters, someone running back into the building from the scene of the wreckage can be heard saying the following..
Unidentified Witness: The EMTs are okay, shaken up is all but that guy in the mask is badly hurt. No, believe it or not - the driver of the garbage truck is nowhere to be found. I could'a sworn I heard some woman say that she saw a guy in a black ski mask, but who would do such a thing?
Cameras Fade Out)
