Post by T-Marv on Feb 13, 2013 19:45:13 GMT -4
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
What’s the saying when you’re continuously fooled beyond all belief by the same fucking person who by his own admission is an untrustworthy jackass? I’m pretty sure that’s the point where you swallow the barrel of a gun. They say that devious people that take advantage of the underprivileged masses is what’s ruining this country, but we all know that’s a big pile of shit! What’s ruining this country are the dumbass, gullible, whiney little bitches who sell their trust to anyone wearing a smile and a nice pair of shoes. It’s these same people who can’t understand HOW somebody could betray them like that.
NEWS FLASH MORON… if you’re waving around a thousand dollars in cash, what type of crowd do you THINK it’s gonna bring in? People as a whole and in general are Stupid as shit! It’s why there are so many idiotic deaths and accidents that make you do a literal facepalm and ask what kind of acid tripping Fuck Tard was allowed to procreate and raise this empty headed waste of brain matter! And that’s why I knew that you would all buy it. That’s why I had no reservations what so ever and my confidence in pulling the biggest switcheroo in human history was through the roof. Cause you’re all so arrogantly trusting and persuadable that it almost isn’t even a challenge anymore!
But in truth, there will be a day in the future where my career will be over. Maybe it’ll be soon….maybe it won’t be for another 20 years. Hell, if the joy and satisfaction I received from making you fans and everyone on the roster look like complete and utter toolboxes didn’t give me the boost I needed to continue my epic punk out fest, I don’t know What in God’s name possibly could. But all things come to an end, and Goodbye is always on the tip of my tongue. But if all of you community college rejects think for one second that I’m going to give you the privilege of watching me ball my eyes out publicly as I give the most tearful goodbye this world has ever seen…. Then you deserve every practical joke I’ve EVER played on you! No, when I leave… the only thing you’ll see as I’m walking out the door is my BARE ASS so each and every one of you can give it a little smooch!
There is always some chosen one standing in the shadows just waiting for the guy on top to slip up and swoop right in on his territory. I know who stands next to me overlooking the edge, one hand on my back just waiting for my guard to drop so he can toss me to my death. He is the future of APW… He is the next big thing. And he expects me to go quietly into the night so he can simply claim this spot that he thinks belongs to him. But the thing about the future, is NOTHING is set in stone. Things can always change, the future can always throw you a curve ball and formulate in a totally unexpected way.
The other thing about the future, is no matter what day it is…. You can never EVER live in the future… It’s just a fictional goal dangling from the clouds like a carrot that you’re desperately trying to reach. If you’d take a damn second to look down and realize you’re on a treadmill running in place, the realization would smack you in the face with a HUGE dose of truth! YOU CAN’T MAKE IT COME FASTER!
So while my opponent is the king of the future… it’s still the here and now.
And in the present…. I STILL REIGN!
A warm wind blows in central Florida blocking all semblances of the season. Standing in the middle of a crowd, all who seem to be wearing CJ Gates shirts and cowboy hats and looking quite perturbed by the face in front of them is APW Undisputed Champion, THE REAL SHOW Terry Marvin. His bodyguards stand around and keep the people at bay. Terry smiles as the crowd screams obscenity after obscenity at him. He ignores them….either that or is so egotistically lost that he actually thinks their boos and death threats are enduring words of support.
”Fuck Canada!
Who the hell wants to spend the middle of February in a glorified Icebox? That’s why I’m here with all of my ADORING fans in Orlando Florida here in one of Disneyland’s amazing theme parks….. Tomorrowland!”
Reguardless of Terry’s oblivious remarks about them, the crowd clearly despises everything Terry says, is, and stands for! He just shrugs it off and continues.
”You see, this wonderful place is dedicated to the future and all the great technological advancements we expect there to be. Personally I think It’s kinda lame to create a theme park all about what’s going to happen in the next twenty years considering that we’ll most likely live to find out, but to each his own. It seems to be extremely popular with the little people and let’s face it, that makes sense. After all, these people clearly can’t stand their own pathetic lives and have to live in a mythological fantasy land to escape the bleak depression that is being themselves…. So sad!”
People around him scream and curse, telling him everything from where to go, to what they really think of him.
”Speaking of dreamers who reject their bleak reality in favor of some fictional daydream that most likely will NEVER come to pass, that brings me to my opponent this week. He has been referred to as the greatest up and coming star in APW today. He’s been referred to as the FUTURE of wrestling. Hell, here we are in February and 2013 has already been deemed the Year of the Envi! So apparently the memories of the world are so fleeting that winning the most MASSIVE match in APW history and gunning down 99 other high caliber athletes no longer constitutes as a good year. Then again, I guess I only have myself to blame considering I set the bar SOOOO Fucking High with 2012 which the Chinese have now renamed the Year of the Showtime! To be honest, Evan Envi deserves every bit of Fan Fare that he receives. I mean, just look at the facts. Since he entered APW he’s dominated meltdown, destroyed Shadow in a joke of a match to claim his first title, beaten every top notch opponent thrown his way, and of course retired that fool John Dionysus. Somebody remind me to send a thank you card for that by the way!”
The boos keep growing as Terry just laughs. His bodyguards seem to be a little worried that they couldn’t hold back the angry mob if they REALLY wanted to get at their employer.
”So don’t get me wrong…. Evan Envi is a top notch talent. Hell, I’d even go as far as to agree with the sentiment that he is the GREATEST up and coming megastar and the NEXT big thing. However, I do have a problem with people thinking way outside of their pay grade and letting their hype get to their own head. While the masses are ready to crown the kid as the GREATEST thing since sliced bread, let’s not forget that I still wear that golden crown and sit upon that chair of glory! I am the CURRENT BIG THING and I find it adamantly offensive that some two bit rookie has the BALLS to think he can hang with God’s Gift to Wrestling! Really, what kind of examples are they setting for these snot nosed little brats who think they can jump off the mayflower and sit in the Oval Office! I realize that I’m a cocky son of a bitch….but I’ve backed up my confidence with achieving every single goal I’ve ever strive toward. And as this shiny belt can attest to, my goals are a hell of a lot more glorious than winning a POS title that means nothing, retiring a crotchety old man already on his way out, and adorning my throne as the king of the FILLER show! ”
Terry smirks as the crowd probably reacts in some way, but he’s far too focused to care.
”Let’s face some very hard and sobering facts Evan, as it’s time for you to be introduced to a little thing I like to call… GET REAL!”
Now the crowd makes themselves heard as Terry rolls his eyes at them and shakes his head. He clears his throat and continues.
”Let’s start with this little high and mighty attitude of yours where you somehow think you’re superior to everyone around you. I get it, it’s called ego. Nobody has a bigger ego than this guy right here, but usually ego’s are earned….not fabricated by a loud mouthed little yuppie that makes Jim Harbaugh, with his perpetual whining and John McEnroe, with his racket tossing tantrums, seem like mild mannered gentlemen! You can’t just simply proclaim that you’re a MEGA MEGA STAR without some amount of backlash. But more than that, you seem to look down on the antics of your superiors such as Level One and myself! You pretend to hold youself to a higher standard and then conveniently forget the fact that you’re a two faced little bitch when it suits your needs! Embrase the EVIL Evan and quit pretending to be something that you are so clearly….NOT!
Second, let’s talk about the fact that you’re a condescending little ingrate who hasn’t the foggiest idea how lucky you’ve been over the past couple weeks for me to ALLOW you to ride my coattails to victory after victory! Let’s look at LAST week, when I allowed you to bask in the spotlight and have your fun. You got the job done not once, but twice….UNTIL, you pittered out like a cheesy little steam engine who thought he could until the real world hopped up and kicked his ass back down the hill! And THEN I had to cruise in and save your pathetic ass and correct your impotent fuck up by wailing down on CJ Gates and allowing our team to cruise to victory! And after it was all over, I GIFT WRAPPED the opportunity for you to be a HUGE part of the most talked about moment in APW history when I brought you on board with my little double cross. And over the past two days, how many texts, tweets, or emails did I receive thanking me for my GOD like generosity? NOT A GOD DAMN ONE! Well if that’s the way you wanna play it you self righteous little ingrate…don’t expect a get well card from King Marvin when I break every bone in your body!
And finally, Evan, you forget who you’re dealing with QUITE often. I AM APW! I am the reason you get exposed to millions and millions of fans every single day. They turn on that television with their fingers crossed just hoping and praying to catch a glimpse of the GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO WRESTLING! And when they finally make their way to Overdrive and their hearts sink because it’s WAY too early in the show to see the hottest commodity that President Jeff has EVER seen, they are forced to watch YOU! They can’t simply change the channel KNOWING that the most unpredictable man on this planet may make an appearance at any time. And so they choke their way through 5 boring minutes of Evan Envi….um….’entertainment?’ And during those few minutes, you pick up a fan, a follower, or someone who wants to stomp your teeth in. And you do that not because of your so called amazing talent which you claim to have but so far neglected to show, but because I DREW THEM IN! There is only one Headline act on this show Evan and you’re fucking looking at him!”
Terry’s face is serious and focused. He ignores the soft drink thrown an inch from his head…ignores the crazed fan who came within a finger tip of grabbing him, and continues on.
”In the Evan Envi land of tomorrow, you may be the fucking Mayor with lines of concubines just waiting to please your every whim and fulfill your every fantasy…but this is the REAL WORLD! You’re still on MY TIME and in MY company! So whether you like it or not, you will bow down to the man who is STILL in charge of TODAY! You will recognize that you still live in the Real Show Era, and that SHOWTIME is a year round event that does not discriminate and does envelope all that come into contact with it!
When you and I step into the ring together and GIVE AWAY a match that should garner a premium cover charge, All that arrogant swag that you love to shove in people’s faces will fade to nothing. See, that kind of shit won’t do you a DAMN bit of good. It may impress and intimidate others, but I’ve seen it all Evan. Hell, I’ve DONE it all! And if you think some Johnny come lately, punk ass underling is going to step up in my face without losing a massive dose of that worthless pride that he loves to whip out for all to see….then you really are as GREEN as you act son!”
Terry smirks one last time as a large percentage of the crowd gathered become INSTANT Evan Envi fans….
”I know you may THINK you know who I am Evan….and you rightfully should. However, your blatant lack of respect towards me and all of my accomplishments proves that you just as ignorant as you are boastful. So let me give you a small little reminder.
I am not John Dionysus…. People respect me, know me, and worship me.
I am not AC Smith, some legend in his own mind who comes after you for nothing more than a little chip on his shoulder.
I am not Biggs, some desperate clown just grasping at the air in some meaningless attempt to prove myself!
I am The Real Show. I am the APW Undisputed Champion. I am a survivor. I am a conqueror.
I AM not somebody you want to be looking over your shoulder for just WONDERING when I’m going to strike.
And I AM the man you wish you could be, the man you hope to someday become. Reguardless of all your big talk, you go to bed each night dreaming of becoming The Real Show Evan Envi….so don’t hide my action figures, and just accept the fact!
Tomorrow Night, the Future meets the present!
This is STILL My time Evan.
This is still………………………………..SHOWTIME!!!”
Terry smiles as the scene fades out!
Fool me twice, shame on me.
What’s the saying when you’re continuously fooled beyond all belief by the same fucking person who by his own admission is an untrustworthy jackass? I’m pretty sure that’s the point where you swallow the barrel of a gun. They say that devious people that take advantage of the underprivileged masses is what’s ruining this country, but we all know that’s a big pile of shit! What’s ruining this country are the dumbass, gullible, whiney little bitches who sell their trust to anyone wearing a smile and a nice pair of shoes. It’s these same people who can’t understand HOW somebody could betray them like that.
NEWS FLASH MORON… if you’re waving around a thousand dollars in cash, what type of crowd do you THINK it’s gonna bring in? People as a whole and in general are Stupid as shit! It’s why there are so many idiotic deaths and accidents that make you do a literal facepalm and ask what kind of acid tripping Fuck Tard was allowed to procreate and raise this empty headed waste of brain matter! And that’s why I knew that you would all buy it. That’s why I had no reservations what so ever and my confidence in pulling the biggest switcheroo in human history was through the roof. Cause you’re all so arrogantly trusting and persuadable that it almost isn’t even a challenge anymore!
But in truth, there will be a day in the future where my career will be over. Maybe it’ll be soon….maybe it won’t be for another 20 years. Hell, if the joy and satisfaction I received from making you fans and everyone on the roster look like complete and utter toolboxes didn’t give me the boost I needed to continue my epic punk out fest, I don’t know What in God’s name possibly could. But all things come to an end, and Goodbye is always on the tip of my tongue. But if all of you community college rejects think for one second that I’m going to give you the privilege of watching me ball my eyes out publicly as I give the most tearful goodbye this world has ever seen…. Then you deserve every practical joke I’ve EVER played on you! No, when I leave… the only thing you’ll see as I’m walking out the door is my BARE ASS so each and every one of you can give it a little smooch!
There is always some chosen one standing in the shadows just waiting for the guy on top to slip up and swoop right in on his territory. I know who stands next to me overlooking the edge, one hand on my back just waiting for my guard to drop so he can toss me to my death. He is the future of APW… He is the next big thing. And he expects me to go quietly into the night so he can simply claim this spot that he thinks belongs to him. But the thing about the future, is NOTHING is set in stone. Things can always change, the future can always throw you a curve ball and formulate in a totally unexpected way.
The other thing about the future, is no matter what day it is…. You can never EVER live in the future… It’s just a fictional goal dangling from the clouds like a carrot that you’re desperately trying to reach. If you’d take a damn second to look down and realize you’re on a treadmill running in place, the realization would smack you in the face with a HUGE dose of truth! YOU CAN’T MAKE IT COME FASTER!
So while my opponent is the king of the future… it’s still the here and now.
And in the present…. I STILL REIGN!
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A warm wind blows in central Florida blocking all semblances of the season. Standing in the middle of a crowd, all who seem to be wearing CJ Gates shirts and cowboy hats and looking quite perturbed by the face in front of them is APW Undisputed Champion, THE REAL SHOW Terry Marvin. His bodyguards stand around and keep the people at bay. Terry smiles as the crowd screams obscenity after obscenity at him. He ignores them….either that or is so egotistically lost that he actually thinks their boos and death threats are enduring words of support.
”Fuck Canada!
Who the hell wants to spend the middle of February in a glorified Icebox? That’s why I’m here with all of my ADORING fans in Orlando Florida here in one of Disneyland’s amazing theme parks….. Tomorrowland!”
Reguardless of Terry’s oblivious remarks about them, the crowd clearly despises everything Terry says, is, and stands for! He just shrugs it off and continues.
”You see, this wonderful place is dedicated to the future and all the great technological advancements we expect there to be. Personally I think It’s kinda lame to create a theme park all about what’s going to happen in the next twenty years considering that we’ll most likely live to find out, but to each his own. It seems to be extremely popular with the little people and let’s face it, that makes sense. After all, these people clearly can’t stand their own pathetic lives and have to live in a mythological fantasy land to escape the bleak depression that is being themselves…. So sad!”
People around him scream and curse, telling him everything from where to go, to what they really think of him.
”Speaking of dreamers who reject their bleak reality in favor of some fictional daydream that most likely will NEVER come to pass, that brings me to my opponent this week. He has been referred to as the greatest up and coming star in APW today. He’s been referred to as the FUTURE of wrestling. Hell, here we are in February and 2013 has already been deemed the Year of the Envi! So apparently the memories of the world are so fleeting that winning the most MASSIVE match in APW history and gunning down 99 other high caliber athletes no longer constitutes as a good year. Then again, I guess I only have myself to blame considering I set the bar SOOOO Fucking High with 2012 which the Chinese have now renamed the Year of the Showtime! To be honest, Evan Envi deserves every bit of Fan Fare that he receives. I mean, just look at the facts. Since he entered APW he’s dominated meltdown, destroyed Shadow in a joke of a match to claim his first title, beaten every top notch opponent thrown his way, and of course retired that fool John Dionysus. Somebody remind me to send a thank you card for that by the way!”
The boos keep growing as Terry just laughs. His bodyguards seem to be a little worried that they couldn’t hold back the angry mob if they REALLY wanted to get at their employer.
”So don’t get me wrong…. Evan Envi is a top notch talent. Hell, I’d even go as far as to agree with the sentiment that he is the GREATEST up and coming megastar and the NEXT big thing. However, I do have a problem with people thinking way outside of their pay grade and letting their hype get to their own head. While the masses are ready to crown the kid as the GREATEST thing since sliced bread, let’s not forget that I still wear that golden crown and sit upon that chair of glory! I am the CURRENT BIG THING and I find it adamantly offensive that some two bit rookie has the BALLS to think he can hang with God’s Gift to Wrestling! Really, what kind of examples are they setting for these snot nosed little brats who think they can jump off the mayflower and sit in the Oval Office! I realize that I’m a cocky son of a bitch….but I’ve backed up my confidence with achieving every single goal I’ve ever strive toward. And as this shiny belt can attest to, my goals are a hell of a lot more glorious than winning a POS title that means nothing, retiring a crotchety old man already on his way out, and adorning my throne as the king of the FILLER show! ”
Terry smirks as the crowd probably reacts in some way, but he’s far too focused to care.
”Let’s face some very hard and sobering facts Evan, as it’s time for you to be introduced to a little thing I like to call… GET REAL!”
Now the crowd makes themselves heard as Terry rolls his eyes at them and shakes his head. He clears his throat and continues.
”Let’s start with this little high and mighty attitude of yours where you somehow think you’re superior to everyone around you. I get it, it’s called ego. Nobody has a bigger ego than this guy right here, but usually ego’s are earned….not fabricated by a loud mouthed little yuppie that makes Jim Harbaugh, with his perpetual whining and John McEnroe, with his racket tossing tantrums, seem like mild mannered gentlemen! You can’t just simply proclaim that you’re a MEGA MEGA STAR without some amount of backlash. But more than that, you seem to look down on the antics of your superiors such as Level One and myself! You pretend to hold youself to a higher standard and then conveniently forget the fact that you’re a two faced little bitch when it suits your needs! Embrase the EVIL Evan and quit pretending to be something that you are so clearly….NOT!
Second, let’s talk about the fact that you’re a condescending little ingrate who hasn’t the foggiest idea how lucky you’ve been over the past couple weeks for me to ALLOW you to ride my coattails to victory after victory! Let’s look at LAST week, when I allowed you to bask in the spotlight and have your fun. You got the job done not once, but twice….UNTIL, you pittered out like a cheesy little steam engine who thought he could until the real world hopped up and kicked his ass back down the hill! And THEN I had to cruise in and save your pathetic ass and correct your impotent fuck up by wailing down on CJ Gates and allowing our team to cruise to victory! And after it was all over, I GIFT WRAPPED the opportunity for you to be a HUGE part of the most talked about moment in APW history when I brought you on board with my little double cross. And over the past two days, how many texts, tweets, or emails did I receive thanking me for my GOD like generosity? NOT A GOD DAMN ONE! Well if that’s the way you wanna play it you self righteous little ingrate…don’t expect a get well card from King Marvin when I break every bone in your body!
And finally, Evan, you forget who you’re dealing with QUITE often. I AM APW! I am the reason you get exposed to millions and millions of fans every single day. They turn on that television with their fingers crossed just hoping and praying to catch a glimpse of the GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO WRESTLING! And when they finally make their way to Overdrive and their hearts sink because it’s WAY too early in the show to see the hottest commodity that President Jeff has EVER seen, they are forced to watch YOU! They can’t simply change the channel KNOWING that the most unpredictable man on this planet may make an appearance at any time. And so they choke their way through 5 boring minutes of Evan Envi….um….’entertainment?’ And during those few minutes, you pick up a fan, a follower, or someone who wants to stomp your teeth in. And you do that not because of your so called amazing talent which you claim to have but so far neglected to show, but because I DREW THEM IN! There is only one Headline act on this show Evan and you’re fucking looking at him!”
Terry’s face is serious and focused. He ignores the soft drink thrown an inch from his head…ignores the crazed fan who came within a finger tip of grabbing him, and continues on.
”In the Evan Envi land of tomorrow, you may be the fucking Mayor with lines of concubines just waiting to please your every whim and fulfill your every fantasy…but this is the REAL WORLD! You’re still on MY TIME and in MY company! So whether you like it or not, you will bow down to the man who is STILL in charge of TODAY! You will recognize that you still live in the Real Show Era, and that SHOWTIME is a year round event that does not discriminate and does envelope all that come into contact with it!
When you and I step into the ring together and GIVE AWAY a match that should garner a premium cover charge, All that arrogant swag that you love to shove in people’s faces will fade to nothing. See, that kind of shit won’t do you a DAMN bit of good. It may impress and intimidate others, but I’ve seen it all Evan. Hell, I’ve DONE it all! And if you think some Johnny come lately, punk ass underling is going to step up in my face without losing a massive dose of that worthless pride that he loves to whip out for all to see….then you really are as GREEN as you act son!”
Terry smirks one last time as a large percentage of the crowd gathered become INSTANT Evan Envi fans….
”I know you may THINK you know who I am Evan….and you rightfully should. However, your blatant lack of respect towards me and all of my accomplishments proves that you just as ignorant as you are boastful. So let me give you a small little reminder.
I am not John Dionysus…. People respect me, know me, and worship me.
I am not AC Smith, some legend in his own mind who comes after you for nothing more than a little chip on his shoulder.
I am not Biggs, some desperate clown just grasping at the air in some meaningless attempt to prove myself!
I am The Real Show. I am the APW Undisputed Champion. I am a survivor. I am a conqueror.
I AM not somebody you want to be looking over your shoulder for just WONDERING when I’m going to strike.
And I AM the man you wish you could be, the man you hope to someday become. Reguardless of all your big talk, you go to bed each night dreaming of becoming The Real Show Evan Envi….so don’t hide my action figures, and just accept the fact!
Tomorrow Night, the Future meets the present!
This is STILL My time Evan.
This is still………………………………..SHOWTIME!!!”
Terry smiles as the scene fades out!
