Post by evanmcdonald1 on Feb 17, 2013 22:15:28 GMT -4
Evan’s team was defeated by the Natural Born Killaz due to Kevin Dahlia, this week he was going to take out his frustrations regarding that incident on the newcomer JC Styles who quite possibly has the worst luck of any professional wrestler at the moment, can Evan make up for the loss?
Evan’s hotel room, New York City, NY
February 17th, 2013, 11:00pm
“Evan, come to bed.” One of my lady friends said as she poked her head from the doorway to the bedroom, whilst I couldn’t see much I could tell that she was naked and normally I’d be all over her and the three other women in my bedroom, two of which I’m sure are making out with each other, but my frustration over Kevin Dahlia’s incompetence has me distracted, however once I saw the camera crew I got an idea.
“I’ll be in in a minute, in more ways than one.” I responded and the lady friend pouted. “But the situation with Kevin Dahlia has me distracted.”
“So what’s the plan?” The lady friend asked as another one of them peeked their head out of the doorway.
“My next match is against some newcomer called JC Styles, I can take out my frustrations regarding that idiot by trash talking JC Styles and then we’ll have the rest of the night to ourselves.” I reassured them and they grinned before closing the door behind them, once I knew that they were preoccupied I turned to the camera.
“So what do you have to say about your match last week?” The cameraman asked and I shook my head with a frown.
“My match against the Natural Born Killaz was a disaster and I only have one man to blame, my incompetent tag team partner Kevin Dahlia, fortunately my next opponent JC Styles will be a victim of my frustration.” I said as I shook my head. “JC, you may have just debuted with this company and you may have hopes and dreams of being a big star in this company but I am here to shatter those hopes and dreams into a million pieces alongside your career!”
This won’t take long.
“First off let’s look at the size difference, not penis size but that would be pointless since I’m sure that I’m significantly more well-endowed than you’ll ever hope to be!” I said as I folded my arms. “I’m 6ft 5 and 260ibs of pure muscle, you? Your 5ft 5 and 187ibs, and yet you claim to be a brawler, it’s like APW knows that I have frustration to take out and they gave me a ridiculously easy opponent to annihilate!”
And trust me; this’ll be as easy as opening a door for me.
“Now to be fair you are an MMA Fighter as well, guess what? I’m not impressed, back when I was on the indy scene it seemed like I was facing a wannabe MMA Fighter every other week and when I signed with APW I thought that I could escape that!” But obviously that isn’t the case. “First there was Jake Youngblood and I’m pretty certain that I’m the only one who remembers who that idiot is and now I face you, will you fare better? Spoiler alert, NO!”
And the award for most obvious spoiler goes too…..
“You may have wrestling in your blood Styles but I have something better, nobility, good lucks, intelligence, something that someone who got some whore pregnant at the age of sixteen surely lacks! Once again I remind you my male viewers that if you’re going to screw around always where a condom! It saves you many headaches later on and we won’t have to worry about the bastard children of people like JC Styles polluting the world!”
Instead we have the bastard children of a Jersey Shore Cast Member, not sure which is worse.
“I imagine that your pretty angry at this point seeing as how I have brought up a very sensitive topic for you, good! The angrier you get the more mistakes you make, more mistakes you make the easier my job becomes and trust me! It was easy to begin with!” I said as I grinned. “In fact JC Styles, you may as well act as one of my lady friends, lay down and let me do the rest, and whilst you won’t get the best night of your life you will be defeated that much quicker!”
Unlike the time I spend with my lady friends.
“In short JC, you may have been in a lot of feds in your long career but I will personally make sure that APW is your latest and your last! You did nothing wrong, you just happened to be put against an absolutely livid future champion in your first match! I will take great pleasure in tossing you all over the ring before I finish you off and show the world just how pathetic you are.”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“I hope to address the situation with Kevin Dahlia at a later date but first I have you to deal with JC Styles and trust me, it’ll be quick and painless…..but that’s if you’re lucky because depending on my mood at the time I may just prolong your misery! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald signing off!”
I went into my bedroom to pleasure the girls as the scene fades.
Evan’s hotel room, New York City, NY
February 17th, 2013, 11:00pm
“Evan, come to bed.” One of my lady friends said as she poked her head from the doorway to the bedroom, whilst I couldn’t see much I could tell that she was naked and normally I’d be all over her and the three other women in my bedroom, two of which I’m sure are making out with each other, but my frustration over Kevin Dahlia’s incompetence has me distracted, however once I saw the camera crew I got an idea.
“I’ll be in in a minute, in more ways than one.” I responded and the lady friend pouted. “But the situation with Kevin Dahlia has me distracted.”
“So what’s the plan?” The lady friend asked as another one of them peeked their head out of the doorway.
“My next match is against some newcomer called JC Styles, I can take out my frustrations regarding that idiot by trash talking JC Styles and then we’ll have the rest of the night to ourselves.” I reassured them and they grinned before closing the door behind them, once I knew that they were preoccupied I turned to the camera.
“So what do you have to say about your match last week?” The cameraman asked and I shook my head with a frown.
“My match against the Natural Born Killaz was a disaster and I only have one man to blame, my incompetent tag team partner Kevin Dahlia, fortunately my next opponent JC Styles will be a victim of my frustration.” I said as I shook my head. “JC, you may have just debuted with this company and you may have hopes and dreams of being a big star in this company but I am here to shatter those hopes and dreams into a million pieces alongside your career!”
This won’t take long.
“First off let’s look at the size difference, not penis size but that would be pointless since I’m sure that I’m significantly more well-endowed than you’ll ever hope to be!” I said as I folded my arms. “I’m 6ft 5 and 260ibs of pure muscle, you? Your 5ft 5 and 187ibs, and yet you claim to be a brawler, it’s like APW knows that I have frustration to take out and they gave me a ridiculously easy opponent to annihilate!”
And trust me; this’ll be as easy as opening a door for me.
“Now to be fair you are an MMA Fighter as well, guess what? I’m not impressed, back when I was on the indy scene it seemed like I was facing a wannabe MMA Fighter every other week and when I signed with APW I thought that I could escape that!” But obviously that isn’t the case. “First there was Jake Youngblood and I’m pretty certain that I’m the only one who remembers who that idiot is and now I face you, will you fare better? Spoiler alert, NO!”
And the award for most obvious spoiler goes too…..
“You may have wrestling in your blood Styles but I have something better, nobility, good lucks, intelligence, something that someone who got some whore pregnant at the age of sixteen surely lacks! Once again I remind you my male viewers that if you’re going to screw around always where a condom! It saves you many headaches later on and we won’t have to worry about the bastard children of people like JC Styles polluting the world!”
Instead we have the bastard children of a Jersey Shore Cast Member, not sure which is worse.
“I imagine that your pretty angry at this point seeing as how I have brought up a very sensitive topic for you, good! The angrier you get the more mistakes you make, more mistakes you make the easier my job becomes and trust me! It was easy to begin with!” I said as I grinned. “In fact JC Styles, you may as well act as one of my lady friends, lay down and let me do the rest, and whilst you won’t get the best night of your life you will be defeated that much quicker!”
Unlike the time I spend with my lady friends.
“In short JC, you may have been in a lot of feds in your long career but I will personally make sure that APW is your latest and your last! You did nothing wrong, you just happened to be put against an absolutely livid future champion in your first match! I will take great pleasure in tossing you all over the ring before I finish you off and show the world just how pathetic you are.”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“I hope to address the situation with Kevin Dahlia at a later date but first I have you to deal with JC Styles and trust me, it’ll be quick and painless…..but that’s if you’re lucky because depending on my mood at the time I may just prolong your misery! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald signing off!”
I went into my bedroom to pleasure the girls as the scene fades.
