Post by T-Marv on Feb 27, 2013 21:57:57 GMT -4
Consequences - Every action has one, whether it be good or bad.
Especially when that action is standing up for weeks and letting everyone involved in a company know that you loathe and despise everything about them, that you no longer represent them, and that you don’t NEED them! That type of statement brings out the bitterness of any man and drills down to their true colors. Revenge is not a question of if, but of when and how.
I suppose I should have seen this coming a mile away, and in a way I really did. But if the APW thinks I’m just going to sit back and take their bullshit with a smile on their face, then they’ve got another thing coming. They can throw as many glorified handicapped matches as they want at me, and it’s still not going to change a God damn thing. I am still the KING of this God forsaken shit hole. I am still the man sitting on top at the end of the day. And I’m still the man who will bring this whole fucking fortress crumbling down around the ankles of the high and mighty who’s diluted beliefs will prevent them for EVER seeing it coming!
I am going to fight back with a vengence, and the world will rally around me because they know, as usual, I only speak the truth! I haven’t lied this far, and I don’t intend to start. And soon everyone will see that what I’ve been saying from the start is 100% accurate! But I don’t need to physically damage any one to get my point across. I’m not some hot headed young brute who must crush and smash everything in my path like Evan Envi. I’m also not some rich prick with an overestimated view of my value to the company who thinks he can BUY whatever he puts his mind to like Mark Mania. And I’m certainly no CJ Gates flashing a smile and thinking that turning the other cheek is the way to solve ANY conflict.
I’m the REAL FUCKING SHOW and I will solve things my way! I will bring a SHIT STORM of Public Relations Hell down on APW and make the world see the tyrants and biggots that sit in the perverbial oval office. For too long, people with power in this country have connived and manipulated against those they thought to be better than. NO MORE! I will be the voice of the people! I will rise up and strike out at the self righteous! I will be the HERO of the wrestling world!
After all, every action has a consequence…including those who wear the white hats!
Las Vegas is actually quite beautiful at the end of February. The sun is shining on a nice 70 degree day in the middle of the strip as we look over the fountain in front of the Bellagio. The scene moves off to the new Central Plaza at the Aria Hotel and Casino where a LARGE sign hangs out in front of one of the Conference rooms that reads “ANTI-APW HEADQUARTERS!”
As we go inside the building, it looks like a massive Presidential Campaign headquarters as posters and picket signs line the walls. We see the Sindicate’s own Violet and Kia Lewinter answering phone call after phone call as they constantly put people on hold to take one on the other line. We see Felipe Deloren on his cell with a huge smile on his face schmoozing somebody assumedly important. Level One is sitting at a desk with his feet up eating the complimentary cashews and ordering people to do things that don’t REMOTELY fit any possible job description.
Undisputed Champion Terry Marvin stands in the middle of it smiling as he surveys his good work. He’s approached by Felipe as he hangs up the phone and smiles.
“Good news! It looks like the entirety of CRW is supporting us. Makes sense considering that they’re next in line to take over APW’s role as King of the Experts after we bring them to their knees!”
Terry just laughs his wicked laugh.
“And bring them down we will Felipe! They deserve everything they come to them! I didn’t want to go this way, didn’t want to play the game of politics, but they forced my hand! They want to put me in a match with three other guys who want to rip my guts out just a few weeks from Rasslemania? They’re not even PRETENDING to play shit fair anymore are they? They’re announcing to the world that they’re going to put the screws to me no matter HOW it looks.”
“Making CJ Gates your partner? Putting Evan and Mark on the other side of the ring? How the hell are you supposed to win against those odds?”
“I‘m not, nor do I even want to. What the fuck is in it for me to win some meaningless match? No… I think I‘m just going to walk in there and do what I do best… PISS THE WHOLE WORLD OFF!”
They both laugh as Violet runs up to them.
“I just got off the phone with some guy who used to run something called Project 10 or some stupid ass critiquing site. He BEGGED us to let him help take APW down. Unfortunately, half way into ripping on them, he seemed to just dissapear….but hey that’s somebody right?”
Before they can say anything, Kia interupts….
“Remember Kid Dynamo? Apparently he‘s all ‘ALONE‘ now and has a big hatred hard on for APW! He agreed to join our cause as long as Level-One promised not to embarrass the shit out of him……again!”
They all look at Level One who sees them all glaring at him.
”Look, if some no named ass clown calls me out, I’m going to make him regret ever being born. It’s as simple as that!”
He laughs as the others roll their eyes. Terry shakes his head.
“Losers and morons? This is what you bring to me? These are the people who are supposed to be the backbone of our movement? The Anti-APW Coalition is supposed to be the fastest growing movement in world history! We‘ve got near 1 million likes on our face book page and over a thousand followers. Surely you can find somebody in this world who HATES APW as much as I do, somebody who‘s been screwed over by APW as much as I have….”
They all look around thinking hard when Violet then Kia pipes up….
“Brandon Harvey?”
“Trevor Blackwell?”
“GAAAAAAH!!!!!”
Marvin’s violent reaction of flipping a table over gets everyone’s attention and sends Kia and Violet cowering behind Felipe…..
Marvin collapses in a chair, exhausted and convinced that he will never get anybody news worthy!
Level One opens a large piece of paper and looks at it as a huge smile comes to his face. He folds the paper up and smiles….
”I‘ve got an idea…”
“For the last time, Misty and Christy are not car wash strippers and Billy over there is not your personal food taster!”
”First of all, they should be! And second of all that‘s not my idea.”
He hands Terry a folded up poster.
”I think I found your man, and I think I know where to find him.”
Terry unwraps the Poster which looks like a CRW Face Off Advertisement though we don’t get a good look. Felipe goes behind him and looks as his eyes open wide. Kia and Violet look as well as their jaws drop. Terry’s face just forms to one hell of a smile as he stands up and shakes Level One’s hand. The two of them let out a LOUD laugh!
We see nothing but a black screen
“Are you part of the 99 Percent of Americans that are constantly held down by the upper 1%?”
The scene slowly fades in and looks at the downtrodden parts of the United States such as Detroit, Cleveland, and the such.
“Are you sick and tired of the Tyrants in this land who continue to take and take and take, who think they can do whatever they want and the rules that govern the rest of us don’t apply?”
The scene fades in on Terry Marvin in a very nice looking black suit in front of a “DOWN WITH CORRUPTION” Sign.
“Then I know EXACTLY how You feel!
Hi, I‘m The Real Show Terry Marvin, but then you already knew that. I am the APW Undisputed Champion and the 2013 Survive and Conquer winner. Sounds like a sweet life doesn‘t it? You bet your burger flipping ass it is! And after all that I‘ve accomplished in that dictatorship they call APW, you‘d think I‘d have nothing but great things to say about them wouldn‘t you? YOU‘D BE WRONG!”
The scene switches to some of the most brutal images we’ve ever seen. People being oppressed, imprisoned, beaten within an inch of their life.
“Just because I am a member of APW doesn‘t mean I agree with their radical actions. This is a company who‘s president is threatening to beat up a member of their roster EVEN AFTER inserting himself into a 100 man battle royal just to pull this wrestler OUT of a chance of glory. This is a company who‘s GM‘s treat their talent like dollar signs, who fire whoever they want at a drop of a hat, who make ridiculous contests for absolutely no appearent reason. You want Proof?
$8.50 on a pole match….making two men fight over the cost of a supersized quarterpounder meal.
A Television Match….making two grown men beat each other with TV‘s.
And a proposed Handgun on a pole match where the soul purpose would be to see two men try to literally kill each other.
And the worst thing… They make us wrestle in CANADA!
It‘s enough to make you sick.”
We fade away to shots of various puke scenes that verbally force Terry Marvin to gag out loud.
“DAMMIT! I thought we were going to cut those…..
Nevermind.
If you‘re tired of being oppressed like this. If you‘re tired of letting those with contrived power make all the decisions, then JOIN ME this week at APW overdrive in some shitty town in Canada as we PICKET the APW! I will be there! The Sindicate will be there! Code Red Wrestling, a promotion run by a fair and just owner, will be there…. And together we can make a difference.”
The scene is back on Marvin who is standing next to a man with his back to the camera!
“And as if that‘s not enough… The man standing next to me will be there. This man has been persecuted by the APW since he won one of the BIGGEST matches in APW history. This man never received a fair deal. This man knows what REALLY happens behind the scenes in APW…..”
The man turns around and we see that it’s RYAN RUCKUS, 2011 Survive and Conquer Winner!
“Hi, I’m Ryan Ruckus! When I entered APW, I was promised many things. Strippers in my locker room at every show. Fresh fruit pealed by 12 virgins….who would then forfeit their virginity. But most of all I was promised a fair and balanced governing body who would not play favorites, who would not attempt to destroy my good name, who would not interfere in my affairs. And do you know what happened? I would show up at shows…NO strippers. One time… one of my Virgins had….had…. It’s almost too horrible to say. One of my virgins FAILED to peal my fruit. And I was constantly interfered with. I was constantly held back. And I was CONSTANTLY Lied to.
Are you going to sit idly by and watch as APW takes the law in their own hands?
I won’t! I refuse to!
I will be there this week to help bring APW TO JUSTICE!
What will you do?
Ryan and Terry both smile.
“If you want to join us this week. Go to…. www.downwithapw.com and register to receive a free flight and free backstage ticket to join the Sindicate as we March on the Powers that Be.”
He smiles Level One and Felipe enter the scene.
ALL: WE are the Sindicate, and WE approve this message!
I wish I could say it surprises me that APW put me in this prediciment. I wish I could say that I didn’t see getting thrown together with CJ Gates against Evan Envi and Mark Mania in order to teach me a lesson. Unfortunately, this place is so predictable, I could set my watch on it. But if you people think for one second that I’m going to play your little game without ruffling some feathers in the meantime, then you’re DEAD wrong!
You see, I don’t give a FLYING FUCK about this match this week. After all it’s simply a statement by the powers that be that they can fuck with me anytime they want to. But they forget who holds the biggest shaft in APW…. And he’s standing right in front of you! You see, they think this week is going to be a bloody shit fest complete with my head on a stick…..but I’m going to make it their worst nightmare instead! I’m going to make them all stand up, take their hands off their dicks, put away the soggy biscuit, and say “Well, that was a bad idea!”
But I’m expected to talk about my opponents, so let’s talk about them. First we have Mark Mania, the self made millionaire who thinks that his vast bank account and corporate pull gives him the right to do whatever the fuck he wants. Let’s look back at history shall we Mania? Earlier last year you had the chance to put down Delikado and myself to claim the Overdrive title and what happened? I DICTATED what the fuck happened… I chose who would be my successor, and it wasn’t you! Let’s look a couple weeks ago in a 6 man tag match where you thought you’d make a name for yourself by taking out the Undisputed Champion. What happened? Once again I DICTATED the situation and made you look like a fool.
This week, you’re teaming with a man who wants to take that Overdrive title from you…but don’t worry, I’m sure Evan’s not looking to gain ANY sort of advantage what so ever! Not that you could stop him if you wanted to. Sure, Evan’s a young, green punk ass with no morals and no since of honor, but he’s a thousand times smarter than you give him credit for. He’s a snake in the grass. Trust me, it takes one to know one! And he will certainly bite your hand the second you wave it in front of his face, I promise you that. Evan will make DAMN sure that all your hopes and dreams come crashing down to the ground!
And speaking of Evan Envi… how you doing “champ?” Awww… you still sour that I made you look like a little BITCH in front of everyone at Face Off? See, there you were bragging and boasting about outsmarting GOD’S GIFT TO WRESTLING in a one on one match and coming out with a count out victory that you weren’t paying attention to the bigger picture. You see Evan, I clearly could have taken you out in that match, clearly could have burried 6 feet under. But I CHOSE not to! I chose to let you have a small semblance of self confidence…allowed you to lower your guard for the split second when you’d think you were going to pick up a HUGE, world renowned victory! And then… I SNATCHED IT FROM YOU!
Do you know why I can do that Evan? Do you know why I can play God… BECAUSE I AM GOD! I know you like to parade around thinking that you’re the hottest shit going, but let me make something VERY VERY clear to you. Everything you’re doing now… I’VE ALREADY DONE IT! All those Trails you think you’re blazing were already burned down by the Greatest Thing to EVER happen to wrestling YEARS ago. You’re not new… you’re not fresh… .you’re just a cheap bargain basement version of a rehashed Terry Marvin! But if you think for one second that the sequel is better than the original… I will prove this week, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you’re nothing but a full of shit punk biting off WAY more than he can chew!
You see, Evan and Mark…. We’re all in an odd situation this week. See none of us like our partners. None of us want to be in this match. But there’s a difference between the two of you and Gates and myself. See, we KNOW that at some point in this match we’re going to turn on each other. We KNOW that this match is a sham! The two of you somehow still think that you can work together long enough to get some measure of greatness under your belt. So when you turn on each other, it will be COMPLETELY unexpected! And making that kind of mistake against the caliber of people like Gates and Myself….is just plane deadly.
And C.J. Gates…. What can I say about you that hasn’t already been said? I bet you think you’re real clever getting the FAKE pinfall on me last week. I bet you think that means you have a chance at Rasslemania right? Come on CJ… get off of whatever narcotic you’re shoving up your oversized nose and smuggling under that cowboy hat that proves you’re OBVIOUSLY compensating for something. Rasslemania is the BIGGEST show in the world. It’s the top of the top! And we all know what happens when you’re confronted with BIG TIME pressure, at least when it’s not against Biggs for the 47th time. YOU POP like the giant inflated balloon of an Ego that defines your career. You beat ONE MAN! ONE MAN! Over and over and over and that made you the Crème de la Crème? You’re delusions of grandeur astound me!
Oh but wait… after the year you’ve been having, it’s not even delusions of grandeur anymore is it? It’s a lot closer to say you’re having delusions of mediocrity! And I’m sure at some time tomorrow night you’re going to stab that knife right between my shoulder blades, and I’m not even gonna see it coming. Come on Gates… after all we’ve been through don’t be that ignorant kind of naïve. Have some sense. We both know it’s coming… It’s just a matter of when. I’m not even going to try to pull a fast one on you this time Gates. I’m going to FLAT out tell that I’m going to turn on you this week. It’s gonna happen, you’re gonna see it coming and you’re STILL not gonna be able to prevent it. Why? Because I’m OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE Gates. And this week will just be another preview of what’s to come when Spring rolls in and March rolls out and I’M STILL THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!
Tomorrow night is a joke….
It’s a ploy to make an example out of The Real Show.
And it’s RETARDED as fuck!
The Real show isn’t ANYBODY’S BITCH!
The Real Show isn’t ANYBODY’S PATSY!
When the show is over and the smoke has cleared… I will STILL be standing tall with my arms raised and the whole world looking on in AWE!
Because I am The Real Show!
Because I OWN the APW!
Because IT IS SHOWTIME!
Especially when that action is standing up for weeks and letting everyone involved in a company know that you loathe and despise everything about them, that you no longer represent them, and that you don’t NEED them! That type of statement brings out the bitterness of any man and drills down to their true colors. Revenge is not a question of if, but of when and how.
I suppose I should have seen this coming a mile away, and in a way I really did. But if the APW thinks I’m just going to sit back and take their bullshit with a smile on their face, then they’ve got another thing coming. They can throw as many glorified handicapped matches as they want at me, and it’s still not going to change a God damn thing. I am still the KING of this God forsaken shit hole. I am still the man sitting on top at the end of the day. And I’m still the man who will bring this whole fucking fortress crumbling down around the ankles of the high and mighty who’s diluted beliefs will prevent them for EVER seeing it coming!
I am going to fight back with a vengence, and the world will rally around me because they know, as usual, I only speak the truth! I haven’t lied this far, and I don’t intend to start. And soon everyone will see that what I’ve been saying from the start is 100% accurate! But I don’t need to physically damage any one to get my point across. I’m not some hot headed young brute who must crush and smash everything in my path like Evan Envi. I’m also not some rich prick with an overestimated view of my value to the company who thinks he can BUY whatever he puts his mind to like Mark Mania. And I’m certainly no CJ Gates flashing a smile and thinking that turning the other cheek is the way to solve ANY conflict.
I’m the REAL FUCKING SHOW and I will solve things my way! I will bring a SHIT STORM of Public Relations Hell down on APW and make the world see the tyrants and biggots that sit in the perverbial oval office. For too long, people with power in this country have connived and manipulated against those they thought to be better than. NO MORE! I will be the voice of the people! I will rise up and strike out at the self righteous! I will be the HERO of the wrestling world!
After all, every action has a consequence…including those who wear the white hats!
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Las Vegas is actually quite beautiful at the end of February. The sun is shining on a nice 70 degree day in the middle of the strip as we look over the fountain in front of the Bellagio. The scene moves off to the new Central Plaza at the Aria Hotel and Casino where a LARGE sign hangs out in front of one of the Conference rooms that reads “ANTI-APW HEADQUARTERS!”
As we go inside the building, it looks like a massive Presidential Campaign headquarters as posters and picket signs line the walls. We see the Sindicate’s own Violet and Kia Lewinter answering phone call after phone call as they constantly put people on hold to take one on the other line. We see Felipe Deloren on his cell with a huge smile on his face schmoozing somebody assumedly important. Level One is sitting at a desk with his feet up eating the complimentary cashews and ordering people to do things that don’t REMOTELY fit any possible job description.
Undisputed Champion Terry Marvin stands in the middle of it smiling as he surveys his good work. He’s approached by Felipe as he hangs up the phone and smiles.
“Good news! It looks like the entirety of CRW is supporting us. Makes sense considering that they’re next in line to take over APW’s role as King of the Experts after we bring them to their knees!”
Terry just laughs his wicked laugh.
“And bring them down we will Felipe! They deserve everything they come to them! I didn’t want to go this way, didn’t want to play the game of politics, but they forced my hand! They want to put me in a match with three other guys who want to rip my guts out just a few weeks from Rasslemania? They’re not even PRETENDING to play shit fair anymore are they? They’re announcing to the world that they’re going to put the screws to me no matter HOW it looks.”
“Making CJ Gates your partner? Putting Evan and Mark on the other side of the ring? How the hell are you supposed to win against those odds?”
“I‘m not, nor do I even want to. What the fuck is in it for me to win some meaningless match? No… I think I‘m just going to walk in there and do what I do best… PISS THE WHOLE WORLD OFF!”
They both laugh as Violet runs up to them.
“I just got off the phone with some guy who used to run something called Project 10 or some stupid ass critiquing site. He BEGGED us to let him help take APW down. Unfortunately, half way into ripping on them, he seemed to just dissapear….but hey that’s somebody right?”
Before they can say anything, Kia interupts….
“Remember Kid Dynamo? Apparently he‘s all ‘ALONE‘ now and has a big hatred hard on for APW! He agreed to join our cause as long as Level-One promised not to embarrass the shit out of him……again!”
They all look at Level One who sees them all glaring at him.
”Look, if some no named ass clown calls me out, I’m going to make him regret ever being born. It’s as simple as that!”
He laughs as the others roll their eyes. Terry shakes his head.
“Losers and morons? This is what you bring to me? These are the people who are supposed to be the backbone of our movement? The Anti-APW Coalition is supposed to be the fastest growing movement in world history! We‘ve got near 1 million likes on our face book page and over a thousand followers. Surely you can find somebody in this world who HATES APW as much as I do, somebody who‘s been screwed over by APW as much as I have….”
They all look around thinking hard when Violet then Kia pipes up….
“Brandon Harvey?”
“Trevor Blackwell?”
“GAAAAAAH!!!!!”
Marvin’s violent reaction of flipping a table over gets everyone’s attention and sends Kia and Violet cowering behind Felipe…..
Marvin collapses in a chair, exhausted and convinced that he will never get anybody news worthy!
Level One opens a large piece of paper and looks at it as a huge smile comes to his face. He folds the paper up and smiles….
”I‘ve got an idea…”
“For the last time, Misty and Christy are not car wash strippers and Billy over there is not your personal food taster!”
”First of all, they should be! And second of all that‘s not my idea.”
He hands Terry a folded up poster.
”I think I found your man, and I think I know where to find him.”
Terry unwraps the Poster which looks like a CRW Face Off Advertisement though we don’t get a good look. Felipe goes behind him and looks as his eyes open wide. Kia and Violet look as well as their jaws drop. Terry’s face just forms to one hell of a smile as he stands up and shakes Level One’s hand. The two of them let out a LOUD laugh!
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We see nothing but a black screen
“Are you part of the 99 Percent of Americans that are constantly held down by the upper 1%?”
The scene slowly fades in and looks at the downtrodden parts of the United States such as Detroit, Cleveland, and the such.
“Are you sick and tired of the Tyrants in this land who continue to take and take and take, who think they can do whatever they want and the rules that govern the rest of us don’t apply?”
The scene fades in on Terry Marvin in a very nice looking black suit in front of a “DOWN WITH CORRUPTION” Sign.
“Then I know EXACTLY how You feel!
Hi, I‘m The Real Show Terry Marvin, but then you already knew that. I am the APW Undisputed Champion and the 2013 Survive and Conquer winner. Sounds like a sweet life doesn‘t it? You bet your burger flipping ass it is! And after all that I‘ve accomplished in that dictatorship they call APW, you‘d think I‘d have nothing but great things to say about them wouldn‘t you? YOU‘D BE WRONG!”
The scene switches to some of the most brutal images we’ve ever seen. People being oppressed, imprisoned, beaten within an inch of their life.
“Just because I am a member of APW doesn‘t mean I agree with their radical actions. This is a company who‘s president is threatening to beat up a member of their roster EVEN AFTER inserting himself into a 100 man battle royal just to pull this wrestler OUT of a chance of glory. This is a company who‘s GM‘s treat their talent like dollar signs, who fire whoever they want at a drop of a hat, who make ridiculous contests for absolutely no appearent reason. You want Proof?
$8.50 on a pole match….making two men fight over the cost of a supersized quarterpounder meal.
A Television Match….making two grown men beat each other with TV‘s.
And a proposed Handgun on a pole match where the soul purpose would be to see two men try to literally kill each other.
And the worst thing… They make us wrestle in CANADA!
It‘s enough to make you sick.”
We fade away to shots of various puke scenes that verbally force Terry Marvin to gag out loud.
“DAMMIT! I thought we were going to cut those…..
Nevermind.
If you‘re tired of being oppressed like this. If you‘re tired of letting those with contrived power make all the decisions, then JOIN ME this week at APW overdrive in some shitty town in Canada as we PICKET the APW! I will be there! The Sindicate will be there! Code Red Wrestling, a promotion run by a fair and just owner, will be there…. And together we can make a difference.”
The scene is back on Marvin who is standing next to a man with his back to the camera!
“And as if that‘s not enough… The man standing next to me will be there. This man has been persecuted by the APW since he won one of the BIGGEST matches in APW history. This man never received a fair deal. This man knows what REALLY happens behind the scenes in APW…..”
The man turns around and we see that it’s RYAN RUCKUS, 2011 Survive and Conquer Winner!
“Hi, I’m Ryan Ruckus! When I entered APW, I was promised many things. Strippers in my locker room at every show. Fresh fruit pealed by 12 virgins….who would then forfeit their virginity. But most of all I was promised a fair and balanced governing body who would not play favorites, who would not attempt to destroy my good name, who would not interfere in my affairs. And do you know what happened? I would show up at shows…NO strippers. One time… one of my Virgins had….had…. It’s almost too horrible to say. One of my virgins FAILED to peal my fruit. And I was constantly interfered with. I was constantly held back. And I was CONSTANTLY Lied to.
Are you going to sit idly by and watch as APW takes the law in their own hands?
I won’t! I refuse to!
I will be there this week to help bring APW TO JUSTICE!
What will you do?
Ryan and Terry both smile.
“If you want to join us this week. Go to…. www.downwithapw.com and register to receive a free flight and free backstage ticket to join the Sindicate as we March on the Powers that Be.”
He smiles Level One and Felipe enter the scene.
ALL: WE are the Sindicate, and WE approve this message!
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I wish I could say it surprises me that APW put me in this prediciment. I wish I could say that I didn’t see getting thrown together with CJ Gates against Evan Envi and Mark Mania in order to teach me a lesson. Unfortunately, this place is so predictable, I could set my watch on it. But if you people think for one second that I’m going to play your little game without ruffling some feathers in the meantime, then you’re DEAD wrong!
You see, I don’t give a FLYING FUCK about this match this week. After all it’s simply a statement by the powers that be that they can fuck with me anytime they want to. But they forget who holds the biggest shaft in APW…. And he’s standing right in front of you! You see, they think this week is going to be a bloody shit fest complete with my head on a stick…..but I’m going to make it their worst nightmare instead! I’m going to make them all stand up, take their hands off their dicks, put away the soggy biscuit, and say “Well, that was a bad idea!”
But I’m expected to talk about my opponents, so let’s talk about them. First we have Mark Mania, the self made millionaire who thinks that his vast bank account and corporate pull gives him the right to do whatever the fuck he wants. Let’s look back at history shall we Mania? Earlier last year you had the chance to put down Delikado and myself to claim the Overdrive title and what happened? I DICTATED what the fuck happened… I chose who would be my successor, and it wasn’t you! Let’s look a couple weeks ago in a 6 man tag match where you thought you’d make a name for yourself by taking out the Undisputed Champion. What happened? Once again I DICTATED the situation and made you look like a fool.
This week, you’re teaming with a man who wants to take that Overdrive title from you…but don’t worry, I’m sure Evan’s not looking to gain ANY sort of advantage what so ever! Not that you could stop him if you wanted to. Sure, Evan’s a young, green punk ass with no morals and no since of honor, but he’s a thousand times smarter than you give him credit for. He’s a snake in the grass. Trust me, it takes one to know one! And he will certainly bite your hand the second you wave it in front of his face, I promise you that. Evan will make DAMN sure that all your hopes and dreams come crashing down to the ground!
And speaking of Evan Envi… how you doing “champ?” Awww… you still sour that I made you look like a little BITCH in front of everyone at Face Off? See, there you were bragging and boasting about outsmarting GOD’S GIFT TO WRESTLING in a one on one match and coming out with a count out victory that you weren’t paying attention to the bigger picture. You see Evan, I clearly could have taken you out in that match, clearly could have burried 6 feet under. But I CHOSE not to! I chose to let you have a small semblance of self confidence…allowed you to lower your guard for the split second when you’d think you were going to pick up a HUGE, world renowned victory! And then… I SNATCHED IT FROM YOU!
Do you know why I can do that Evan? Do you know why I can play God… BECAUSE I AM GOD! I know you like to parade around thinking that you’re the hottest shit going, but let me make something VERY VERY clear to you. Everything you’re doing now… I’VE ALREADY DONE IT! All those Trails you think you’re blazing were already burned down by the Greatest Thing to EVER happen to wrestling YEARS ago. You’re not new… you’re not fresh… .you’re just a cheap bargain basement version of a rehashed Terry Marvin! But if you think for one second that the sequel is better than the original… I will prove this week, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you’re nothing but a full of shit punk biting off WAY more than he can chew!
You see, Evan and Mark…. We’re all in an odd situation this week. See none of us like our partners. None of us want to be in this match. But there’s a difference between the two of you and Gates and myself. See, we KNOW that at some point in this match we’re going to turn on each other. We KNOW that this match is a sham! The two of you somehow still think that you can work together long enough to get some measure of greatness under your belt. So when you turn on each other, it will be COMPLETELY unexpected! And making that kind of mistake against the caliber of people like Gates and Myself….is just plane deadly.
And C.J. Gates…. What can I say about you that hasn’t already been said? I bet you think you’re real clever getting the FAKE pinfall on me last week. I bet you think that means you have a chance at Rasslemania right? Come on CJ… get off of whatever narcotic you’re shoving up your oversized nose and smuggling under that cowboy hat that proves you’re OBVIOUSLY compensating for something. Rasslemania is the BIGGEST show in the world. It’s the top of the top! And we all know what happens when you’re confronted with BIG TIME pressure, at least when it’s not against Biggs for the 47th time. YOU POP like the giant inflated balloon of an Ego that defines your career. You beat ONE MAN! ONE MAN! Over and over and over and that made you the Crème de la Crème? You’re delusions of grandeur astound me!
Oh but wait… after the year you’ve been having, it’s not even delusions of grandeur anymore is it? It’s a lot closer to say you’re having delusions of mediocrity! And I’m sure at some time tomorrow night you’re going to stab that knife right between my shoulder blades, and I’m not even gonna see it coming. Come on Gates… after all we’ve been through don’t be that ignorant kind of naïve. Have some sense. We both know it’s coming… It’s just a matter of when. I’m not even going to try to pull a fast one on you this time Gates. I’m going to FLAT out tell that I’m going to turn on you this week. It’s gonna happen, you’re gonna see it coming and you’re STILL not gonna be able to prevent it. Why? Because I’m OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE Gates. And this week will just be another preview of what’s to come when Spring rolls in and March rolls out and I’M STILL THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!
Tomorrow night is a joke….
It’s a ploy to make an example out of The Real Show.
And it’s RETARDED as fuck!
The Real show isn’t ANYBODY’S BITCH!
The Real Show isn’t ANYBODY’S PATSY!
When the show is over and the smoke has cleared… I will STILL be standing tall with my arms raised and the whole world looking on in AWE!
Because I am The Real Show!
Because I OWN the APW!
Because IT IS SHOWTIME!
