Post by evanmcdonald1 on Mar 3, 2013 21:53:56 GMT -4
Evan’s team lost the match due to Megan’s bungling throughout it, so that’s the end of it, right? Wrong, they were teaming up again for a second chance against the equally random pairing of Tommy Knoxville and Buckson Gooch, can Evan win despite all of this?
Evan’s hotel room, Quebec City, Quebec
March 3rd, 2013, 7:00pm
You cannot be serious!
I lost the match last week because of that dumb, idiotic, moronic, pathetic excuse for a wrestler that dared to call herself my tag team partner and what did they do? They teamed us up AGAIN! Barely one week after the nonsense known as my match with Megan Andrews against Trevor Hyatt and Niobie Martin! Why don’t you just go ahead and stick a Neo Nazi, a black man and two guns in the same room and expect things to NOT turn violent!
As you can probably tell I am pacing back and forth inside my hotel room, my lady friends aren’t in the same room as me as they are keeping their distance out of the fear that I may do something that I’ll regret later because of this nonsense! Honestly I have no idea how this situation can get any more infuriating!
Off course I can take out my frustration verbally by trash talking my opponents, I don’t see the point given the zero effort that that bitch put into our match last week and I’m sure that this week will be a repeat performance! Why can’t they just treat her like every other person who’s no-showed in a match featuring me and have her disappear off the face of the Earth is beyond me! Regardless I’ve put it off long enough, time I put some actual effort into promoting this match!
“Up until this point you have not seen me angry, arrogant and condescending? Yes, angry? No, that changes with this promo as I am once again forced to team with an incompetent wrestler to take on another team in this damn tournament, Overdrive’s Buckson Gooch and Meltdown’s own Tommy Knoxville serve as my opponents and if I have to beat them alone then I will!”
Or maybe I won’t, that way I won’t have to team with Megan Andrews again!
“Since he is, so far, the only person in this match besides myself to tape a promo I am starting with Buckson Gooch and I can already tell from his ridiculous name that I am going to hate this man! It’s the kind of name that just screams “I’m a redneck from the Deep South!” all that is missing is banjos as his entrance music and him bragging about having sexual intercourse with his cousin in his promos!”
Though there is one thing and one thing only that I can give this man credit for!
“To his credit Buckson Gooch seems to be the only man on the roster with respect for my talents and that’s pretty sad when you look at him and then look at the rest of the roster! I’m not just talking about Meltdown; I’m talking about the entire roster! That said the feelings of respect are far from mutual! Competing against you is so below me that it’s not even funny!”
In fact this whole match is below me!
“I won’t waste any more time because it’s not like my idiotic tag team partner is going to make any effort! Just know this Buckson! I have no intention of losing this match and if that means doing all the work whilst Megan paints her nails on the ring apron, well then I guess that’ll have to do! If I was teaming with someone who actually knows what they’re doing then I wouldn’t be in this mess!”
Next up is Tommy Knoxville.
“As for Tommy Knoxville, he’s no better than Megan Andrews as far as I’m concerned! He won’t last five minutes in the ring with me with or without Megan’s help! Though at the moment having to win this match without Megan’s help is looking like a very realistic possibility! Doesn’t matter anyway! I don’t need this tournament to prove to the world how great I am!”
And I certainly don’t need Megan Andrews getting in my way!
“If I seem unfocussed than blame the incompetency of my tag team partner! How am I supposed to focus when I’m teaming with an idiot for the second week in a row?! Tommy as I said I won’t need her help but if she even dares to screw me out of this match I will drive her through the matt with one of my power moves!”
And now back to Tommy Knoxville!
“You may fancy yourself as a rebel Tommy but no amount of rebellion can save your team from the humiliation of being beaten by the efforts of one man! That one man is before you but considering the fact that I am teaming with a woman that should come as no surprise! If it a surprise then this roster is even more idiotic than I thought! The only thing you can look forward to Tommy is being beaten by me!”
If it where that simple I wouldn’t be in this mess!
“The fact of the matter is this! I have all the talent in the world and Megan Andrews’s talents are located on her chest! I will win this match single handedly if I need too and I don’t care how many people point out how stupid that is! Blame the idiotic higher ups who decided to team me up with Megan Andrews again in spite of how the last match ended!”
I heard the door open and I looked up to see my lady friends standing there.
“Do you need us to calm you down Evan?” The one who was standing in the front asked and I shook my head.
“You know what? Go into my bedroom, there’s wine in the mini fridge, have some fun and if you end up having sex with each other I’ll be joining you!” I instructed them and the girls grinned before going into my room. “At the moment I can use that kind of stress relief!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“Megan Andrews is an idiot who should have been fired! As for Buckson Gooch and Tommy Knoxville, if it comes to the point where I have to beat them single handedly then I will! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald signing off reminding Megan to stay out of my way and telling Buckson and Knoxville to prepare for the bitter taste of defeat!”
I could hear the girls kissing already and I grinned.
“Now if you excuse me, I’m off to relieve my stress!” I said before standing up and walking off to the bedroom, I opened the door and closed it behind me as the scene fades.
Evan’s hotel room, Quebec City, Quebec
March 3rd, 2013, 7:00pm
You cannot be serious!
I lost the match last week because of that dumb, idiotic, moronic, pathetic excuse for a wrestler that dared to call herself my tag team partner and what did they do? They teamed us up AGAIN! Barely one week after the nonsense known as my match with Megan Andrews against Trevor Hyatt and Niobie Martin! Why don’t you just go ahead and stick a Neo Nazi, a black man and two guns in the same room and expect things to NOT turn violent!
As you can probably tell I am pacing back and forth inside my hotel room, my lady friends aren’t in the same room as me as they are keeping their distance out of the fear that I may do something that I’ll regret later because of this nonsense! Honestly I have no idea how this situation can get any more infuriating!
Off course I can take out my frustration verbally by trash talking my opponents, I don’t see the point given the zero effort that that bitch put into our match last week and I’m sure that this week will be a repeat performance! Why can’t they just treat her like every other person who’s no-showed in a match featuring me and have her disappear off the face of the Earth is beyond me! Regardless I’ve put it off long enough, time I put some actual effort into promoting this match!
“Up until this point you have not seen me angry, arrogant and condescending? Yes, angry? No, that changes with this promo as I am once again forced to team with an incompetent wrestler to take on another team in this damn tournament, Overdrive’s Buckson Gooch and Meltdown’s own Tommy Knoxville serve as my opponents and if I have to beat them alone then I will!”
Or maybe I won’t, that way I won’t have to team with Megan Andrews again!
“Since he is, so far, the only person in this match besides myself to tape a promo I am starting with Buckson Gooch and I can already tell from his ridiculous name that I am going to hate this man! It’s the kind of name that just screams “I’m a redneck from the Deep South!” all that is missing is banjos as his entrance music and him bragging about having sexual intercourse with his cousin in his promos!”
Though there is one thing and one thing only that I can give this man credit for!
“To his credit Buckson Gooch seems to be the only man on the roster with respect for my talents and that’s pretty sad when you look at him and then look at the rest of the roster! I’m not just talking about Meltdown; I’m talking about the entire roster! That said the feelings of respect are far from mutual! Competing against you is so below me that it’s not even funny!”
In fact this whole match is below me!
“I won’t waste any more time because it’s not like my idiotic tag team partner is going to make any effort! Just know this Buckson! I have no intention of losing this match and if that means doing all the work whilst Megan paints her nails on the ring apron, well then I guess that’ll have to do! If I was teaming with someone who actually knows what they’re doing then I wouldn’t be in this mess!”
Next up is Tommy Knoxville.
“As for Tommy Knoxville, he’s no better than Megan Andrews as far as I’m concerned! He won’t last five minutes in the ring with me with or without Megan’s help! Though at the moment having to win this match without Megan’s help is looking like a very realistic possibility! Doesn’t matter anyway! I don’t need this tournament to prove to the world how great I am!”
And I certainly don’t need Megan Andrews getting in my way!
“If I seem unfocussed than blame the incompetency of my tag team partner! How am I supposed to focus when I’m teaming with an idiot for the second week in a row?! Tommy as I said I won’t need her help but if she even dares to screw me out of this match I will drive her through the matt with one of my power moves!”
And now back to Tommy Knoxville!
“You may fancy yourself as a rebel Tommy but no amount of rebellion can save your team from the humiliation of being beaten by the efforts of one man! That one man is before you but considering the fact that I am teaming with a woman that should come as no surprise! If it a surprise then this roster is even more idiotic than I thought! The only thing you can look forward to Tommy is being beaten by me!”
If it where that simple I wouldn’t be in this mess!
“The fact of the matter is this! I have all the talent in the world and Megan Andrews’s talents are located on her chest! I will win this match single handedly if I need too and I don’t care how many people point out how stupid that is! Blame the idiotic higher ups who decided to team me up with Megan Andrews again in spite of how the last match ended!”
I heard the door open and I looked up to see my lady friends standing there.
“Do you need us to calm you down Evan?” The one who was standing in the front asked and I shook my head.
“You know what? Go into my bedroom, there’s wine in the mini fridge, have some fun and if you end up having sex with each other I’ll be joining you!” I instructed them and the girls grinned before going into my room. “At the moment I can use that kind of stress relief!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“Megan Andrews is an idiot who should have been fired! As for Buckson Gooch and Tommy Knoxville, if it comes to the point where I have to beat them single handedly then I will! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald signing off reminding Megan to stay out of my way and telling Buckson and Knoxville to prepare for the bitter taste of defeat!”
I could hear the girls kissing already and I grinned.
“Now if you excuse me, I’m off to relieve my stress!” I said before standing up and walking off to the bedroom, I opened the door and closed it behind me as the scene fades.
