Post by The Main Attraction on Mar 10, 2013 0:56:21 GMT -4
[shadow=red,left,300] Nobody ever said it would be easy but damn if it isn’t hard!-Young Mannie [/shadow]
Recently
The scene opens up on The Main Attraction’s tour bus. We can see “The Main Attraction” himself along Uncle Charlie and Alec in the back of the bus, but as we look closer though there seems to be a major situation happening right now. Mannie hasn’t moved for hours since leaving the Quebec City Arena, the reason “The Main Attraction” has stuck in awe is because he has just loss his North American championship.
Uncle Charlie is currently standing in front of Mannie who’s seated, Uncle Charlie waves his hand in Mannie’s face but no reaction
“Are okay nephew?”
“Should I call the paramedics?”
“Yeah maybe you should, he’s been like that for hours.”
Just before Alec dials 911 Mannie snaps out the trance
“Wait…That’s okay I will be fine.”
“You sure nephew? You haven’t been doing anything but staring into space since we got back home.”
“I know…Sorry about that Uncle I was just thinking.”
“Thinking! You can’t be serious Mannie, you were stuck like that for a long ass time… that must have been some serious thinking nephew?”
Mannie now stares at Uncle Charlie like he’s crazy
“Uncle! I’m great, there is nothing wrong with me. I was just had an epiphany that’s all.”
“No!”
Alec oddly looks at Uncle Charlie who shrugs because he doesn’t know what Mannie is talking about
“Ahhh Mannie are you sure, I can still call 911?”
“Yes I’m fine Alec, but thanks for being on alert as always you’re a good man.”
“Of course boss and thank you! I will always be here through thick and then.”
“Good man, See Uncle we got ourselves a real committed one over here. Don’t worry about me though, my moment of clarity is going to push “The MA Era to even more heights.”
“I got to hear this nephew…”
“Well take a seat fellas, I got a ton of stuff to share.”
“I can’t wait to hear this…”
The scene ends with Mannie, Uncle Charlie, and Alec planning the next course of action for “The Main Attraction. Who knows exactly what Mannie is up too? But we can sure bet it’s going to be epic.
[shadow=red,left,300] !-Young Mannie [/shadow]
Recently
The scene opens up in The Main Attraction’s Virginian home. From a distant but clear view we can see him currently sitting in the living room of the house, He’s not around Uncle Charlie nor Alec Quartermain but actually alone for once often. The reason being as Uncle Charlie has gone out for a few business meetings and Alec has flown back home once again. Which leaves “The Main Attraction” by himself to think about his future. Now as get closer we can Mannie sitting in front of his T.V. with a packaged envelope & a glass of Peach Ciroc beside him.
Ahhh would you look at that!
Mannie checks the Rolex on his wrist
I had almost forgotten that it was time to start the very first episode of “T.V. MA”.
Mannie nods
That’s right people I said “T.V. MA”! This is officially the beginning to some new creative television for APW and I know how much you needed it. I know how much all of you wanted “The Main Attraction” to keep it real so that’s what I plan to do. There will be no sugarcoating or cut cards with me, Haha nope nothing but straight talk and no filter.
Mannie adjust his collar as he proceeds to properly welcome the APW Universe
So with that being said… APW welcome to my home, feel free to stare but don’t breathe on or touch nothing. If you can’t follow those rules then please be my guest and leave. So as long you follow those rules APW then will be fine. Are we clear everybody?
Mannie looks around the room
Good!
Mannie flexes a bit and reclines his seat, as we can tell that Mannie will be addressing everyone at home like their children. He’s making it seem as if they were watching an episode of Nickelodeon’s Dora
So I figure that maybe you’re asking yourself...What exactly is The Main Attraction going to cover on the first episode of “T.V. MA”?
Well I’m glad you asked boys and girls, See I will be addressing many things today but mostly I will be addressing my future with APW.
So it’s been some days since I’ve lost my North American Championship to Warren Peace, but don’t worry about me though people. Because just as the true athlete and champion I am, I will push through this and I will not be discouraged by this loss.
No I will not be pigeonholed by one mistake and miscue that wasn’t even my fault!
Everybody and even Stevie Wonder saw that I had that match won, but what happens when I’m about to retain my title?
Warren Peace attacks the referee…and if that doesn’t take the cake people guess what happens next?
Mannie nods as he answers for them
That’s right when I try to do the right thing by helping the referee gain consciousness Peace attacks me with no warning and steals my CHAMPIONSHIP!
Mannie who is now red all in the face and seems to be ready to go mad suddenly goes back to being calm just as quick
Sorry about that I’m still a bit emotional you know?
I mean you would be too if you were “The greatest North American Champ in the company’s history”!
I mean it’s hard to argue I had deal with more greater odds than any of the champs before me, I even defended my title twice in one night. I mean who else could have done that expect for “The Main Attraction”?
I’ll wait…
Exactly! Nobody could have done it so why would I give credit to anyone but me?
See during my title reign I took Meltdown to new heights with exciting matches and moments, if you look back there was nothing a bored face in the arena. Meltdown ticket sales sky rocketed and attendance was at an all time high. So I dare anyone to argue otherwise about me being the best on Meltdown!
There is nobody on the roster that could and still can’t beat me without cheating, I am the most gifted athlete in APW and I will never apologize for doing what I do best!
People flock from all over to see me and you think I care about one little loss to Warren Peace?
Hell no I don’t!
But see what I do care about…I care about raising to even newer heights, I’m talking heights that even Terry Marvin and Level One have not been too. The heights I want to reach are way above and beyond anything that APW has even seen as a company…See “The Main Attraction” is “The Face of APW” for a reason, nobody can make this company look so damn great in person expect me. So why would I care about that title loss when I know better things are on the way?
Speaking of which…I beat the World Heavyweight Champion Phil Atken, but I am so how not given a title shot on the show or at RassleMania?
So let’s review things…I was the greatest champ in Meltdown history and I beat the current World Heavyweight Champ, but I am not given at least title shot?
What the hell drug is Reginald on?
Mannie turns on his television as the infamous Trinidad James video “All Gold Everything” comes right on. The video is already fast forward to the even more infamous line
Well boys and girls there you have it!
No since I’m not in the right match I get stuck this week doing the opposite and maybe you’re thinking what’s worse than not fighting for the World title?
I will tell you what’s more worse people…So instead of “The Main Attraction” being propelled by Reginald into title contention I was instead placed into a match with whom of all people…The GI!
Well its official this whole organization is ill with jealousy, envy, and hatred towards “The Main Attraction” and its all clear as day now. But luckily I can stand the fire; I know how to deal with high amounts of pressure because I am who I say I am. You don’t get this good with all this talent to just end up in a match with The GI.
Who in the world of Carmen Sandiego is The GI?
Is he a Killing Machine who so far off the deep end that he was discharged? Or maybe he’s so far deep undercover that he can’t remember who he is?
Who really know?
Wait but I do!
So tell me something APW Universe why is “The Main Attraction” facing a worthless, delusional, unstable, and autistic wrestler in Gary?
Gary isn’t even worthy enough to clean my boots and according to his so called “Record” that’s as much action he has ever seen on the battlefield. From what I read you couldn’t handle the carnage on the battlefield Gary. But don’t worry that’s common for a lot of solders including you. But on second thought that’s not what I really read in your file Gary. See that little story was as fake you really are!
So tell me Gary how does it feel having shellshock? Because I sure as hell don’t!
But as I keep going back in my mind, I remember according to your file that you don’t know what it feels like ether.
See Gary I know way more than you think I do.
See the truth is…You were never in the service as all isn’t that right Gary?
See after I kept reading it more and more, I just realize that the entire file pretty much said that you suffered from intense paranoia.
Well look at that…We have a fake on our hands!
No don’t get me wrong people, The GI is talented in that ring he has some hints of athletic ability but as far putting him in the same ring as yours truly is where it goes a bit too damn far. I have busted my ass from the bottom to get here, and you actually think I will let Gary Ingram be the be all and end all of my journey. Oh no I can’t let that happen so this is what I did people.
Well I did some research people and I’ve come to the conclusion that he doesn’t even exist, The GI is merely a figment of all our imaginations especially Gary’s.
See The GI is as real as we make it seem to be. Here’s the thing I dug real deep, and I even had a few friends of mine who work at the Pentagon check into their private files and they couldn’t find “The GI”. All they could find was a record from an Asylum and yes a real Asylum with actual crazy people. So while I read the more into the file, I saw there used to be someone going by the name of Gary Ingram who was released under a doctor’s supervision. Hmmm why does that sound familiar?
But I will leave that for TMZ to investigate…
My whole thing is I wanted to know about whom I was dealing and I came to one last possible answer…
That conclusion is right here inside this package beside me and it’s everything you want to know about who Gary Ingram is, do you want to know who The GI really is people?
Mannie sits back as he sips his wine and rubs his finger before opening the package to reveal the secret identity of The GI. Once the package is opened it’s revealed that inside the envelope was a copy of…
That’s right it’s a copy of Call of Duty!
Now I know what you’re thinking what does that have to do with The GI?
Well it’s as clear as day that the GI is just a man who played too many damn war games in his life and drove him crazy so much that he believes that is a really inside the game itself. I couldn’t make this up people, it’s all in his file I swear. I feel so sorry for you Gary honestly I hope that doctor of yours helps you like need to be helped because if all else fails I have the cure for all your “Shell Shock” needs…
And that’s a Live Action in your face Fatal Attraction with yours truly Young Mannie!
So don’t expect for this feel like the game of war that you been living for so long Gary…Oh no Gary you can expect the fight to bought to you like no other wrestler on this roster can possibly do like but me. So Gary you really got to decide is showing up on Sunday worth all the trouble of facing the best period?
Don’t worry Gary I will let my actions answer that, so with being I bid you a due APW…
The scene fades as Mannie winks while drinking from his glass of Ciroc
