Meltdown Invitational Rumble - Results

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West: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this very special edition of Meltdown. With less than a week to go before Rasslemania, we give you a chance for 20 members of the APW roster to really shine!

Harris: Are you just going to flap your gums all day long, or are you going to let the real talent of Meltdown speak? Tonight, a member of the Meltdown roster has a chance to get AUTOMATICALLY promoted to the roster of their choice.

West: ALSO on the line is a possible title shot for the victorious party! So without further adu…. Wait, what’s this?



Nicky Page: “On the way to the ring, accompanied by Uncle Charlie and Alec Quartermain, he hails from The Commonwealth Of Virginia and weighs in at two hundred and twenty pounds…He is the current APW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIIIONNNN... ‘THE MAIN ATTRACTION’ YOUNG MANNIE!

The beginning of "Another Way" airs through the P.A. system building anticipation, as Mannie emerges to a wave of boos, he is lead to the ring by Uncle Charlie & Alec Quartermain. Mannie casually walks down the ramp with his entire glowing in the dark sweatsuit soaking in the hate, as a custom Dark-Orchid colored stairwell which reads "The-Main-Attraction" is placed in front of the middle apron. Mannie strides up the steps, while the cameraman sits on the middle rope before he enters the ring

Mannie: Let’s get this over with already...I know you're back there tonight, so William would please join me?

[glow=brown,2,300]I WANNA GET CHOCOLATE WASTED!!!![/glow]



Here comes the "THE SMOOTH ONE" dressed in black brief tights and a TDB T-Shirt with "Get Chocolate Wasted" on the back. Accompanied by the other members of The Dying Breed ”The Smooth One” looks across the arena basking in the cheers of APW faithful. He gingerly strolls to the ring…As he enters the ring he stands in the middle of the extends his arms and basks in the aroma of impending victory. He slowly climbs to the middle turnbuckle and strokes his beard and salutes the APW fans.

Mannie: So I take it that you know why I’m out here?

WDWJ: It's been a while. So what can I do for you?


Mannie: Well Willie…Here’s the thing; recently it had been bought to my attention that you want to have a match with “The Main Attraction” at Rassle Mania. Now I know this can’t be right?


WDWJ: You have really let your recent success go to your head. I didn't ask for this match. I don't have anything to gain by competing against you. You are the one with all the backstage connects this was probably all you're idea?


Mannie: My idea? Ha!


Mannie chuckle as he looks Williams up and down


Mannie: That’s funny William because the last time I checked if anyone had nothing to gain from this match it would be me. I mean come on, I have biggest amount of momentum I’ve ever had in my career so why would I want to wrestle you?


WDWJ: Ha ha! Before I got hurt I was burning hot, and you were in your feelings about my Tap Out title shot and about "Why didn’t The Dying Breed choose you”? Oh I want to be in TDB! So pump your breaks I did more in my first four months than you did in your first four years so you better check yourself!


Mannie: Burning hot is what you say? You done more than me in my first four years? So who’s been writing your material Kevin Hart?

Mannie even manages to get a few laughs from some of the arena after his comment

Mannie: So maybe you need to lay off that Chocolate Wasted crap and wake up! But really William…Aren’t you getting little beside yourself? But if want to go back in time, we can do that! Because before you got here, I was managing my life pretty damn good. I had a girlfriend, I was in line for a tag title shot, and I use to have their support. But on second thought, it wasn’t needed then and it’s not needed now.

The whole arena now boos Mannie as he smirks


Mannie: Seriously I was content with my life, but it wasn’t until one day that you decided to call me, mind you that you were practically begging me to get you a job in APW. So what did I do?


Mannie steps a bit closer in the face of The Smooth One


Mannie: I decided as a good friend to go along with it, why? It’s simple because I thought it was just having phases during your midlife crises, but oh no did I go with my instinct to just shut you down? NO! What I did for you, was give you the key to the house and what did you do? You turned your back on me!

Mannie raises his finger and begins to poke Williams in his bad arm with every point made.

Where were you when Shanell was getting attacked?

*Poke*

Where were you when I lost everything that meant everything to me?

*Poke*

Where were you when I at home for two month unemployed for two months?


Mannie: Exactly you can’t answer you were too busy worry about your ass getting drafted and being Anthony and J-Hop’s mascot. See while you claim you had a few good months I actually been proving night in and night out, with show stealing matches, North American title reign, and a win over the former World Heavyweight champion! So what have you done APW that’s relevant since coming here, except ride coattails?

WDWJ: Begged you to get me a job here? You are delusional! I already had career. I was already great at something actually two things, but that is beside the point. Let’s get the point. You knew it just like everyone out there knows it and the wrestlers in the back know it....I AM BETTER THAN YOU! It's a bitter pill like when Shanell dropped you but you shouldn't be upset by that she was hot garbage anyway. You are smelling yourself you have surrounded yourself with a low life pimp and mumbling goon. You've whined and moaned and bitched about how you are under appreciated you are and how you nobody loves you and everyone's against you. It's because you are not likable! The two people you have around are only there because one you pay and the other "Uncle" Charlie who we all know is not your uncle cause that would imply that you know who your daddy was! He's a clown...you're a clown and come RassleMania I am going to put you across my knee and spank you like the petulant little child you are and you've got one more time to put your hands on me or this going to go down tonight!


Mannie looks around the arena as if he needs confirmation


Mannie: Nah you know what you’re not worth, I just got a deal so it wouldn’t best interest to lower myself into such barbaric manners. So since we can gentleman about this anymore I will remove myself. So I bid goodbye sir!


Mannie exits the ring and heads up the ramp, he makes his way to the back as The Smooth One gets a “Chocolate Wasted” chant started.


*Chocolate Wasted* Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap!!!

As the feed of Mannie walking continues he can’t help but overhear the chants, so after becoming aware of this it prompts Mannie to walk back out.

Mannie: You know there was one last thing I wanted to say Willie…


WDWJ: What?


Mannie: Oh that’s right…Half Nelson that son of a bitch!


Shane West: Wait a minute Dick, who the hell is that coming from the crowd?


Dick Harris: I will tell you who the hell that is Shane…its Alec fricking Quartermain!


Shane West: You’re right, but what is he doing? No William look out!


Dick Harris: HALF NELSON DRIVER! Sorry but your too late Shane, The Smooth One is down, Ohhh was that nasty! Can we see that again?


Shane West: You can’t be serious? This man needs some medical attention.


Dick Harris: Maybe so but did you see that landing look!




Shane West: Here comes the Dying Breed to help The Smooth One, but just like cowards they're running through the crowd.


Dick West: Cowards? Psssh...Mannie's just saving it for Mania.

The camera opens up the show backstage, and peers around one corner. It shows the Natural Born Killaz, in the middle of playing Texas Hold 'em. Jake Titan it guzzling back an Alexander Keith. But upon looking over more we also see the World Heavyweight Champion Keaton Saint, playing with them with his title in full view of the camera.

Jake: Good stuff yo.

Leon: Ain't it true. Raise one hundred.

Jake: Awwww dammit. I'm out yo.

Keaton: Y'know, the thing about raising like that is that someone might just go All In.

Keaton puts his decent sized money pile in. Leon sighs, and matches. Leon reveals he had a two kings, which went with 1 on the table. However, Keaton revealed he had a King and Ten, and there were two additional tens on the table.

Leon: S#@%. Only had a three of a kind.

Keaton: Full House man, the house that wins. Good game lads, I'll put this towards a good cause.

Jake: Yeah yeah.

Keaton: But seriously, that was a lot of fun. This might come out wrong but for tonight, good luck to you both. Actually not just for tonight, but for Rasslemania as well.

Leon: Indeed. But listen Keaton. Maybe you better rethink that.

Keaton: Oh, and why is that?

Leon: You know how if a Meltdown guy, like me or Jake, wins this rumble tonight, we will get to move to whatever brand we want. Well we both plan to rock the asylum. And it's likely that we'll be getting a title shot at the big one of the brand.

Keaton smiles as he picks up his championship and hoists it over his shoulders.

Keaton: You really think I should be shaking in my boots, that's not going to happen. I look forward to the challenge of facing you guys because the best of you brings out the best of me. Of course if you wrestle like you play hold 'em then...

With that, Leon rises up, and in a somewhat angry fashion. He glares at Keaton, but after a moment the glare softens, as Leon chuckles.

Leon: Rest assured, we rock the ring. No matter who we're against. So remember Keaton. We're gonna be gunning for you when we get to Asylum. That is...if you don't disappoint at Rasslemania.

Keaton: It's not in my vocabulary.

With that, Keaton shakes Leon's hand, though you could see the intensity between them building up. Keaton goes to shake Jake's hand, and the same tension is felt there along with a modicum of respect.

Jake: Watch yo ass, Batman.

With that, Keaton Saint had left the two, as they started to clean up their beers.

Leon: Seriously. Batman?

Jake: Yeah...like Michael Keaton. Keaton Saint. Get it?

Leon: Jake...you're F#$%en lame.

The scene fades to a quick commercial break!

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The scene comes back to ringside where Nicky Paige is in the ring ready to go.

Paige: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is the Meltdown Invitational Rumble!

Harris: IT’S TIME FOLKS! Who will go through 19 other men to become the first ever Meltdown Rumble winner?

West: Just a real quick rundown of the rules. The match starts with two competitors with another coming down every 2 minutes until all 20 have made an appearance. You are eliminated from the match by being thrown over the top rope with both feet hitting the floor.

The lights go out and its silent for a couple of monets until "The Show Goes On" by Lupe Fiasco begins to blare through the speakers as yellow lights begin flash near the entrance to reveal Pat Stay standing at the top of the ramp staring at the crowd wearing his signature red jacket. With a single nod, he walks down the ramp arrogantly with tint of class before he slides under the bottom rope.

Paige: The number 1 entrant from SEATLE WASHINGTON….. PAT STAY!

Harris: Who is this Joker?

West: This is APW’s newest talent, Pat Stay. We’re looking at big things from this guy! Bad luck drawing #1 in a rumble in your FIRST APW match.

The guitars begin to sound as "American High" by Machine Head plays over the arena. The lights dim and the entrance stage fills with smoke as bright green and white strobe lights flicker over the arena. The drums in the intro begin to beat heavily as it echoes over the arena. A bright white light shines from the entrance way as the silhouette of a man stands there. The guitars then begin to play heavy as Tommy Knoxville walks out from the back and out into the open. He stands there on the stage for a moment with his arms by his side as he looks over the arena before moving his body with the music and banging his head. He then begins to walk down the aisle as a loud voice fills the arena.

"I was that kid sittin' over
in the corner,
smiling with a shit-eating
grin
And I was that kid smilin' in
the back of class
'cause I'm fryin' on mescaline
I was that kid drinkin' 40's
on the bleachers
getting drunk after school
Gettin' home too late,
fallin' on my face,
way too drunk to skate
and actin' a fool"

The song continues to play over the arena with power as Knoxville slowly approaches the ring. He then slides into the ring and climbs to his feet. He walks around the ring for a moment just before walking over to the corner and looking over the crowd once more. He then climbs the turnbuckle and holds his arms out looking above pumping his fist with the music. He then jumps down and spins around facing the center of the ring by the time he lands on his feet. Bouncing back and forth staring across the ring in the opposing corner Knoxville prepares himself as the music slowly begins to fade.

Paige: Entering at #2 from Long Beach California… Tommy Knoxville!

Harris: I’m not sure this is exactly what Tommy wanted when he entered this match!

West: Well, if he wants to be the first ever Meltdown Rumble winner, he’ll have to go through 19 other men and women

Meltdown Invitational Rumble

DING DING DING

Pat Stay charges right in and unloads with lefts and rights to Tommy Knoxville that he just brushes off. Pat goes for a clothesline, but Tommy ducks underneath it. He grabs Pat with a waist lock and lifts him up and over with a German suplex! Pat holds his back as he rolls and attempts to push himself back to his feet. Tommy runs with a knee to the gut sending Pat stumbling into the corner. Tommy unloads with a series of chops and strikes before pulling Pat out and whipping him into the ropes. He hits a nasty looking shoulder block that sends Pat down head first. Tommy then locks in a boston crab wrenching back on Pat.

Pat crawls to the ropes and uses the leverage to twist and kick Tommy off of him. But Knoxville answers back with a spinning neck breaker. He climbs up the turnbuckle and comes off the top rope with a Diving leg drop! He pulls Pat back up and delivers a diving reverse DDT that leaves Pat dazed and out of it with his eyes rolling in the back of his head. Pat stumbles to his feet and gets whipped into the ropes. On the rebound, Tommy hits a back body drop sending Pat to the outside. But Pat grabs the top rope and lands on the apron. ONLY TO RECEIVE AN ENZIGURI SENDING HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!

ELIMINATION #1 – PAT STAY!

Harris: So much for the next big thing!

West: Knoxville is on fire here, but there’s no rest for the wicked as the 3rd entrant is about to make his way down to the ring.

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“Die Die My Darling plays over the loudspeakers as out runs Cid Pheonix to cheers from the fans as He quickly runs down the ramp and slides into the ring.

West: Out at #3 is CID Pheonix just 5 days removed from his North American Title match at the biggest stage of them all!

ENTRANT #3 – CID PHOENIX

Cid ducks under a clothesline attempt from Knoxville and springs off the ropes, connecting with a running calf kick! Tommy is quick to his feet though and charges Cid grabing him with a front face lock. But before he can drop with the DDT, Cid lifts him on his shoulders and hits a rolling Fireman’s carry slam! He whips Tommy into the corner and backs up and hits a handspring clothesline hard into Tommy. He then grabs Knoxville and attempts to dump him over the top rope. Tommy holds on and gets his feet on the apron. Cid throws punches and kicks trying to knock Tommy off, but he has a top grip on the ropes.

Tommy hits a shoulder block through the ropes and then climbs back in the ring taking Cid down with a DDT. The two trade punches in the middle of the ring before running into the ropes on opposite sides and running back with Cid leaping over a ducking Tommy. They rebound again and Cid lays flat as Tommy leaps over him. They both spring back and Cid ducks a Tommy clothesline. They rebound yet gain at full speed and Tommy ducks a cid Clothesline. For the final time they hit the ropes and run full speed into each other with a double shoulder block sending them both down. But they’re quick to their feet and just stare at each other while the clock counts down.

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West: WHO’S IT GOING TO BE?

Hunger Strike hits and out from the back comes TREVOR HYATT!

Harris: WHAT? This fucking guy?

ENTRANT #4 – Simply Trevor Hyatt!

And Trevor runs down and slides into the ring where Cid and Tommy are locked in a tie-up for the ages, neither getting the upper hand and Trevor runs and delivers a forearm to the back of Cid’s head. He then pulls Tommy aside and hits a hard right hand in the face. He turns and celebrates with his arms raised like he just won the whole thing. But when he turns around, he sees the angry faces of Cid and Tommy staring back at him. They take him down with a double clothesline and then stomp the hell out of him. They pull him to his feet and Cid holds Trevor while Tommy hits the Sativa Spike! Tommy pulls him back up and shoves him to Cid for the ACE CUTTER! HE Gets Trevor to his feet and hoist him over the top rope and out to the ground!

ELIMINATION #2 – TREVOR HYATT

West: Well, that’s that I guess.

Harris: Not the most impressive performance ever…. And good riddance.

Tommy and Cid Refocus on each other. Cid hits a kneeling Jawbreaker out of nowhere and Tommy is down. Cid unleashes a barrage of leg drops and knee drops before locking in a half boston crab. He holds it locked in for a good few seconds before Tommy manages to push up and roll out of it sending Cid into the corner. Tommy charges with a shoulder thrust that Cid rolls out of the way off sending Tommy shoulder first into the corner. Cid grabs him for a reverse DDT but Tommy counters out of it and hits a TBONE Suplex as the timer counts down.

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“Hear Me Now” by Hollywood Undead hits and the crowd goes absolutely BONKERS!

West: OH MY GOD! It can’t be?

Through the curtain steps Roy Speede and the ovation is thunderous. So much so that Tommy and Cid stop beating the hell out of each other.

Harris: IT’s HIM! IT’S HIM! Roy Speede is BACK folks!

ENTRANT #5 – The Silver Lining ROY SPEED!

Roy runs down to the ring and slides in. He is met by a right hand from Tommy Knoxville that he blocks and returns with a standing dropkick taking Tommy down. Cid runs in and goes for a baseball slide between the legs and follows with an European uppercut that Roy blocks before following with a high leaping elbow drop to the head of Phoenix. He pulls up Tommy and unleashes a couple hard knees to the Gut followed by a whip to the ropes and a Float over DDT in the middle of the ring. Cid is back up and charges into a running SPEAR by Speede and the crowd cheers!

Speede pulls Cid up and hoists him on the turnbuckle trying to shove him over to the outside. Tommy gets to his feet and shoves a Forearm into the back of Speed and takes him down with a Half Nelson Suplex. He then goes to shove Cid over the ropes but gets a boot to his face for his trouble. Cid then hops on the second rope and dives off with a modified diving DDT! All three men are down now as the crowd cheers at the carnage. Speede gets to his feet but is stopped by both Cid and Tommy as they back him into the corner unleashing with kicks and punches before trying to toss him over the top rope!

Harris: Speede has certainly made an impact with his entry, but WHO IS NEXT?

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Wretches And Kings by Linkin Park plays and out comes Stefan Raab to loud boos from the fans.

West: Here comes the man who will take on President Jeff at Rasslemania!

ENTRANT #6 – STEFAN RAAB!

Stefan goes running into the ring as Tommy runs after him and gets tackled by a Lou Thez Press and punches by Raab. Raab pulls him up and delivers a suplex to Tommy. Speede fights off Cid and kicks him right into Raab who destroys him with a SPINEBUSTER that nearly breaks him in half. Speede comes out with a step up Enziguri that Raab ducks under. He grabs Speede from behind and hits a German Suplex, followed by another German, followed by a third one. HE pulls Speede back up and grabs him by the head and throws him towards the roops and over. Speede lands on the apron and rolls back under the ring.

West: WHOA, close call there from Speede as he manages to slip back in!

Raab does the same thing to Cid, but He blocks it and elbows Raab in the gut. Tommy then takes him down with a clothesline. Speede runs and hits Cid with a step up enziguri and he and Tommy face off in the ring while the cheers from the fans ring out. They tie up and Tommy locks him in a hammerlock as SPeede ducks under. Meanwhile Cid and Raab get back to their feet throwing punches back and forth at each other. The four men all exchange blows as the fans count down. Raab is shoved over the ropes by Cid who tries to force him out. Tommy and Raab have fought over the top rope and are teetering on the apron.

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Alicia Keys & Jack Black - "Another Way" plays as Young Mannie makes his way to the ring.

Harris: It’s our FORMER North American Champion and shit just got real!

ENTRANT #7– YOUNG MANNIE!

Mannie charges the ring just as Tommy and Raab slide back inside the ropes. Mannie comes with fists blazing as he takes down Speede and Raab followed by a spinning elbow to Tommy and a running Knee lift to Cid. Speede runs at Mannie who hits a DRUG TEST laying Speede out flat. Mannie then turns to Raab as he gets to his feet and drops him with a FATAL ATTRACTION. Mannie gets kicked in the gut by Tommy Knoxville. Cid is there and tackles Mannie down. He and Tommy stomp the living hell out of him and then pulls him up to his feet.

Harris: It seems like Tommy and Cid recognize real talent and they’re going after it hard.


They whip him into the ropes and come at him with a double clothesline. Mannie Ducks under and hits Tommy with ANOTHER FATAL ATTRACTION! Mannie gets back up and runs at Cid with a DROPKICK FROM HELL! Mannie stands there and looks over all his downed victims. The crowd rains down boos and jeers at him as he just soaks it in. HE turns around from posing for the fans and looks as Cid, Tommy, and Speede all slowly get up and glare at him. The three run at Mannie who tries to fend them off with strikes and kicks before getting over whelmed and tossed into a corner.

West: WHO’S NEXT?

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"Animals" by Nickleback plays as out runs Megan Andrews

West: Here comes the Burning Star!

ENTRANT #8 – MEGAN ANDREWS!

Megan runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. She grabs Cid Pheonix and goes for a Head scissors take over, but Cid shoves him off as she lands on her feet stumbling back, Stefan Raab Runs strait into her and takes her down with spear. Raab hovers over her as she climbs to her feet. He drops her with a snap DDT before picking her up and tossing her over the top rope. She tries to hold on before Raab runs full speed and kicks her HARD in the back. She drops to the ground.

Harris: NO! The hottest part of this match just got disbursed! This is a sad sad day in wrestling!

ELIMINATION #3 – MEGAN ANDREWS

Raab doesn’t get much time to celebrate as Cid Phoenix is there with a kick to the gut followed by a running sitout powerbomb. Tommy and Speed attempt to toss Mannie over the top rope, but he slides down and rolls in getting behind Tommy with a neck breaker. Speede catches him as he’s rising and hits a spinning fisherman suplex. HE stomps the hell out of Mannie as the crowd begins to count down. Raab and Phoenix trade punches in the corner.

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The Memory Remains – Metallica plays over the loudspeakers as Leon Roberts comes walking down the ramp strait to the ring.

Harris: AND HERE COMES THE VIRUS! Every single person in that ring better take notice!

ENTRANT #9 – LEON ROBERTS!

Leon comes in with a full head of steam. He hits a running Cid Phoenix with a Flapjack. He hits a Big Boot on Raab and then takes both Roy Speede and Tommy Knoxville with a DOUBLE DDT. He crouches down as Young Mannie slowly gets to his feet. He holds his hand up in a claw and then unleashes on Mannie with Diablo’s Claw. Mannie goes down hard. Leon scoops Cid on his shoulders and runs to the ropes to toss him over. But Cid hangs on for dear life, wrapping his feet over the ropes.

West: Leon is cleaning house and is there anyone here who can stomp this monster?

Leon turns around and gets cornered by both Raab and Mannie as they start kicking him into the corner. Leon scratches the eyes of Raab and throws him in the corner. He kicks Mannie and whips him hard into Raab in the corner. He runs and hits a BIG splash onto both of them in the corner. They both stumble and fall to the wayside as He’s attacked from behind by Tommy Knoxville. Speede pulls Cid Phoenix up and goes for a DDT, but Pheonix counters with a tornado DDT of his own.

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"Get Out" - Circa Survive plays over the loudspeaker and out runs Kevin Dalhia.

West: Kevin Dalhia has been on a bit of a bad streak lately so let’s see if he can turn things around today.

ENTRANT #10 – KEVIN DALHIA!

Kevin runs down the ramp. He slides in the ring and is met by a BIG BOOT from LEON ROBERTS sending him back flipping down hard. Leon scoops Kevin up and lifts him high above his head in a gorilla press. He walks around the ring for a couple seconds as Leon kicks and screams, freaking out big time. Leon then runs to the ropes and LAUNCHES DALHIA OVER THER ROPES! The crowd all gasps as Kevin flies for what seems like hours before landing hard on the ramp!

Harris: NOPE! Instead he get’s javelined out of the ring! That may be a new Olympic record.

West: And Leon doesn’t stop his relentless assult.

ELIMINATION #4 – KEVIN DALHIA!

Finally, Speede and Tommy manage to get a hold of Leon and back him into the corner. Mannie comes running from no where with a leaping back elbow to Leon. Cid hits him with a jumping roundhouse kick and Stefan Raab with a running knee lift and they FINALLY get the big man down! All five begin to stomp away at LEON before pulling him up and shoving him into the ropes. They all start to tip him up and over the ropes, but Leon catches Speede with a right hook. He kicks Mannie square in the balls and headbuts Stefan Raab Down. Tommy Knocksville ducks a Leon Clothesline and takes him out with a back cracker and there is carnage EVERYWHERE!

West: This is getting nasty folks and it’s about to get nastier!

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"Ignite" by Noisestorm, None Like Joshua & Veela and out comes Robina Hood to Boos from the crowd.

Harris: LOOK! It’s Sienna Harrison’s little “Friend” And she’s about to make this ugly mess of a sausage factory pretty again.

West: And If she ever gets into the ring that is!

ENTRANT #11 – ROBINA HOOD!

And indeed, Robina takes her time coming down to the ring as slowly as humanly possible! She spouts off at the mouth with the fans at the ringside. She slowly climbs up on the apron and glares at the 7 men beating the hell out of each other. Stefan Raab notices her on the apron and runs at her. He get’s a big blast of RED Mist in the face and he goes down in a heap holding his eyes. She springboards over the top rope and hits a dropkick on Cid Phoenix. HE runs to Roy Speede who has Young Mannie in the corner and RAKES her nails all the way down his back leaving lines of blood trickling out. She then drops and hits him with a low blow!

West: I told you this was going to get nasty! Robina is relentless and trying to break every man in that ring.

Tommy Knoxville runs at her with a clothesline and she matrix ducks under it. She goes to follow up but is caught by Mannie who hoists her up on his shoulders for the LOOK MA NO HANDS! He drops her in the center of the ring and gets destroyed by Leon Roberts’ flying Lyriat and there are 7 people in the ring and it looks like an absolute war zone. After the carnage, all 7 seem to back off into a corner or side of the ring and just glare at each other as the crowd begins the countdown for another member to join!

West: This is ALREADY crazy with 8 people in that ring, we’re gonna add another one?

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Some Crappy static plays and out walks Zeke Stokely looking like a total dweeb

Harris: Who in God’s name is that?

West: Looks like Screech from Saved by the Bell!

ENTRANT #12 – ZEKE STOKELY!

Zeke poses and jumps up and down before slidding in the ring. He stands up and leans on the ropes as Robina Hood hits him with more MIST to the eyes and Knee lifts him up and out of the ring!

West: And that’s that!

Harris: I hope to hell we never have to see his face again!

ELIMINATION #5 – ZEKE STOKELY

Robina and Cid brawl it out in one corner as he unloads into her with kicks and knees to the ribs and she counters with a chop and Multiple Knee Lifts to the gut after he’s trapped in the ropes. Leon and Mannie exchange chops in another corner before LEON grabs him and shoves him back first into the corner and unloads with shoulder thrusts.

Tommy Knoxville and Stefan Raab are in a corner as Raab slams his head off the top turnbuckle multiple times. But Stefan is turned by Roy Speede who hits him with the Angels Wings! Knoxville repays the favor with a flying Crossbody on Speede taking him down. Knoxville backs into Leon Roberts who hits him with a tossing German Suplex! Robina Hood scampers over to the turnbuckle and starts to undo the protective padding. Mannie runs and hits a distracted Leon Roberts with the UP IN SMOKE! He then turns to celebrate right into a Superkick by Cid Phoenix taking him down hard. Robina Hood grabs Cid, hits a low blow and then nails him with a STO into the exposed Middle Turnbuckle! His head is busted open! She turns into THE KILLERCUTTER from Raab who rolls on his back to catch his breath as the clock counts down!

Harris: With all this carnage in the ring, whoever comes down next is going to clean house.

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“Real American” plays and out comes Mr. Dangerous full speed to the cheers from the crowd!

ENTRANT #13 – MR DANGEROUS!

West: ITS MR DANGEROUS! And He’s gotta LOVE the scene in front of him right now!

Dangerous slides in the ring and drops a Leg on Stefan Rab. He hits a leg drop on Leon Roberts. He hits an elbow drop on Cid Phoenix and a body splash on Roy Speede. He grabs a rising Mannie with a DDT and hits a dropkick to a kneeling Tommy Knoxville. He hits Robina Hood with a scoop slam and reacts like he just lifted a 500 pound man as he raises his arms and twirls in the ring! He pulls up Stefan and tosses him over the top rope, he then tosses Speede, and Phoenix, and Mannie, and Roberts, and Knoxville and ROBINA HOOD!

Harris: WHAT! Mr. Dangerous just cleared the ring?

West: Not Quite Dick!

All seven manages to land on the apron and get to their feet at the same time. They all look at Mr. Dangerous with SPITEFULL eyes as the charge into the ring and at him, obliterating him with strikes and kicks and beating him down into a lump. Leon spreads everyone out and lifts Mr. Dangers high over his head and DOWNS him with the Hellbound Chokeslam. Mannie pulls him back up and Robina hits him with the EXECUTION! Mannie gets him up again and DESTROYS him with the Death By Mannie. Knoxville comes off the top rope with the AMERICAN HIGHLIFE! Speede hits the SPEEDE Bump and Cid comes off with the Death From Above. Raab pulls up a half dead Mr. Dangerous into THE RAABINATOR! All 7 of them pull Dangerous up and DUMP HIM OVER THE TOP!

ELIMINATION #6 – MR. DANGEROUS!

West: Dangerous tried his best, but fell just a little short!

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Welcome to New York City by Cam'ron Ft. Jay-Z plays as everyone in the ring looks to see Jake Titan come from the backstage area. Leon smiles as Jake rushes down!

ENTRANT #14– JAKE TITAN!

Harris: The Natural Born Killers are together? This is NOT going to end well!

West: Right now in the ring we have Young Mannie, Roy Speede, Robina Hood, Sefan Raab, Tommy Knoxville, Cid Phoenix and the Natural Born Killers!

Jake runs and slides into the ring. He ducks a clothesline from Knoxville and hits Young Mannie with a clothesline of his own . He hits a double Arm DDT on Roy Speede and calls over his Partner Leon Roberts! Cid Pheonix meets him with hard rights and lefts but is caught from behind by Leon Roberts. Leon and Jake set up Cid with a HUGE double Suplex. Jake then whips Cid into Leon who hits him with a BIG BACK BODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!

ELIMINATION #7 – CID PHOENIX!

Jake and Leon High Five, but this draws his distraction as Stefan Raab and Robina Hood both grab Leon from behind and dump him over the top rope!

ELIMINATION #8 – LEON ROBERTS!

Jake Titan screams in fury and takes Robina down with a fall away slam that sends her rolling out of the ring UNDER the ropes. He then gets kicked in the gut by Raab who sets him up for another Raabinator, but Jake counters it and shoves Raab off. Raab charges but Jake grabs the bottom rope and yanks it down sending Raab flying out of the ring!

ELIMINATION #9 – STEFAN RAAB!

Harris: And just like that we’re from 8 to 5.

West: And we have more coming in!

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Where Eagles Dare by the Misfits plays as the crowd goes absolutely crazy. Out comes the North American Champion Warren Peace!

ENTRANT #15 – Warren Peace!

West: THE CHAMP IS HERE! And he’s garnering the attention from everyone left in this match!

Young Mannie goes right after Warren who hits a DDT on Mannie for good measure. Robina Hood goes to spit more Mist in his face, but Warren ducks under it and the Mist goes right into the face of Jake Titan who goes down holding his eyes. Tommy Knoxville stumbles into a Reverse DDT from Warren who then gets nails from Robina in his face! She hits him with a reverse Elbow into his gut. And tosses him into the corner. She Then runs at him full speed with a corner splash but He snaps out of it and catches her, flipping her over the turnbuckle and to the outside! She lands hard in a clump as the EMT’s come to check on her!

Harris: NO! That’s not Fair!

ELIMINATION #10 – ROBINA HOOD!

Peace then turns around right into the face of Roy Speede. The two stare each other down before they lock up in the middle of the ring. Speede hits a knee to Warren’s gut and backs up for a Step Up Enzuiguri. Jake Titan grabs Tommy Knoxville and tries to dump him over the top rope as well. Tommy fights him off and rolls back in the ring but gets a Piledriver from Jake. Warren counters a ddt attempt from Speede with a Northern Lights suplex and a double knee drop to the chest. Mannie manages to get back up and helps Jake in the corner try to take out Knoxville while Speede and Warren get into a chain wrestling match with reverse after reverse.

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“Wait Your Turn” by Rhianna blares over the loudspeakers and here comes AMY Zing sprinting to the ring to loud cheers from the fans.

West: OH BOY! It’s starting to heat up here folks. With only 4 entrants left, something’s gotta give!

ENTRANT #16 – AMY ZING!
Amy Zing waists no time and goes right at Young Mannie who rolls out of the ring. Zing follows him and chases him around the ring before they both slide in. Zing is caught by Jake Titan, but counters with a monkey flip sending him upside down into a turnbuckle! Manie comes at her with the Fatal Attraction from behind but she grabs the ropes and keeps herself up. She then crouches down and hits the FENGHUANG KICK ON MANNIE taking him down and out. She backs into a corner as Speede and Knoxville come after her. She kicks Speede in the gut and hops off the second rope with a Tornado DDT and she grabs Tommy on the way down for a double as the crowd Cheers loudly!

West: ZING is showing why she deserves to be in the NA title ladder match at Rasslemania!

Zing turns to a charging Warren Peace and hits a flying headscissors on him and then goes to the top turnbuckle and leaps off for a Phoenix Sault on a charging Young Mannie. She mounts Mannie and beats him relentlessly with hard rights and lefts to the face. She takes him and whips him into the corner. Mannie falls to his ass. She runs full speed and hits the NIHAO MANNIE! The crowd is on their feet cheering for Amy Zing as she lifts him up and HURLS him over the top rope. He lands on the apron and pulls himself to his feet. But Zing springboards with a dropkick and she SENDS HIM down and out!

Harris: He’s not out yet! He’s not out yet! He landed on one foot. The ref is there to check on him and make sure he doesn’t touch with the second!

Amy turns into a big European uppercut by Warren as the clock ticks down. Mannie Punches the ref with a haymaker sending him down. HE then puts his second feet down and gets on the apron where Warren has Zing against the ropes!

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West: Mannie SHOULD be out of this match, but now we’ve got another man coming down!

"Out Of My Mind" By: B.O.B. featuring Nicki Minaj plays as the crowd erupts into boos and jeers. Out runs Jason Kash as he slides into the ring!
Harris: KASH IS HERE! KASH IS HERE! Finally the fun has begun!

ENTRANT #17 – JASON KASH!


AS Kash gets in and gets attacked by Speede and Knoxville and fends them off. Mannie has illegially gotten back on his feet and grabs Zing by the hair and pulls her over the rope and slaps her face hard sending her down to the floor!

West: NO! He was eliminated! That’s not right!

Harris: All’s FAIR in love and Rumbles Shane!

ELIMINATION #11 – AMY ZING!

Mannie laughs and then turns to get back into the ring, but AMY is there holding his feet as Jason Kash runs over and hits a running knee to to the face of Mannie sending him out and to the floor BOTH feet touching this time. Amy smiles at Mannie as she makes her way back!

ELIMINATION #12 – YOUNG MANNIE!

Kash turns and Hits WARREN PEACE with a Side Belly to Belly. Jake Titan and Roy Speede beat on each other in the corner while Kash kicks Peace in the gut and destroys him with a Drive By Big Boot. Tommy Knoxville comes from out of no where and scoops Kash on his shoulders and hits a Reverse Piledriver.

West: Tommy Knoxville is STILL in this match! He came in a Number Two and has been here for almost a half hour!

Harris: Speede’s been in for over twenty minutes as well!

As if on cue, Speed hits a FAST FORWARD on Jake Titan and then climbs up the turnbuckle for a Speede Bump, but Titan gets up and shakes the ropes crotching Speede before climbing up… hooking him and hitting a BIG superplex as the time counts down!

West: With Kash, Peace, Knoxville, Speede, and Jake still in this match, who will join them?

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"Original Nuttah" by UK Apache/Shy Fx hits as a mixed reaction comes from the crowd. The Guv’Nor comes down to the ring looking in the mood for a fight!

ENTRANT #18 – GUV’NOR!

Harris: He is MADE IN HACKNEY and he looks PISSED!

Guv immediately hits Warren Peace with a Cactus Clothesline taking him down. He uses his momentum to move on through to Speede with a Savate kick! Jason Kash grabs Knoxville and hits a crobra Clutch Lift Slam from behind before Guv’Nor, Titan, and Kash all glare at each other. Guv and Titan start talking and they both look at Kash. It seems like Meltdown is uniting! Titan rushes into Kash and receives a hard fist to the face, but Guv is right there with a kick to the gut and a Fisherman lifting DDT!

West: Guv’nor being this fresh should be a crime! He’s just looking at these guys like they’re all pieces of meat!

Guvnor grabs a rising Knoxville and shoves him into the ropes and explodes with Repeated Elbow Smashes before backing up and clotheslining him over the top rope. Knoxville clings onto the bottom rope for dear life as Guv stomps a hole into him trying to get him out. Titan grabs Kash Now and hits a fall away slam. He runs and hits a sliding kick into Kash’s face for good measure. Peace is being pummeled by Speede in the corner, but Warren bursts out with a clothesline and locks in a figure four on Roy!

Harris: That’s not gonna do much in this match except put a giant target on your back!

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Four Rusted Horses (cover) by Broke G plays and out comes the Possomgrape original BUCKSON GOOCH!

West: UHOH! Fun’s over Fellas!

ENTRANT #19 – BUCKSON GOOCH!

Gooch makes his way down to the ring as Peace has Speed in the corner and he comes off themiddle rope with the PEACE MAKER! He’s trying to hoist Speede to his feet when Gooch comes in and hits a big boot right to the back of his head. Gooch scoops up Kash and drops him with a power slam. He then grabs Jake Titan and shoves some shoulders into him before backing up and hitting an AVALANCHE in the corner. Tommy Knoxville hits a clothesline on Gooch, but Gooch just shakes it off and hits a Lariat that turns Tommy inside out.

West: GOOCH IS MADE FOR THIS MATCH! The big man is cleaning house right now with no end in sight.

He and Guv’nor meet face to face and then begin to exchange punches. Gooch and Guv each through 10 hard right hands in each other’s faces at the same time. Guv hits a head but on Gooch who shakes it off and hits a BIG head butt on Guv taking him down. He then pulls him back up and hits the HOG TIE SUPLEX in the middle of the ring. Warren Peace is right there and kicks away at Gooch. He whips him into the ropes and leans down for a BACK body Drop on the big man but Gooch just counters with a BIG Boot to the chest sending Peace stumbling back. Gooch follows him with a clothesline knocking warren over the top rope and down to the floor!

Harris: NO! The North American Champ is gone!

ELIMINATION #13 – WARREN PEACE!

West: And we are about to get our FINAL entrant into the Meltdown Rumble!

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”This just in: Wrestling is finally COOL again! DELIKADO...IS...HEEEEERE!”

The crowd erupts into boos as “Pilgrimage” plays and out comes Delikado slowly to the entrance area!

ENTRANT #20 – DELIKADO!

Harris: This Rumble Just got Cool! Deli may have been overlooked for Rasslemania, but he surly won’t be overlooked tonight.

Delikado doesn’t immediately enter the ring. Instead he stays on the outside and “stretches” making a good scene of it, pretending to be REALLY doing the work. The 5 men in the ring other than Gooch all charge at him trying to get him out of the ring, but Gooch is fighting them off. He slugs Speede sending him back, and shoves off the other four. They all regroup as Gooch smiles and says “come get it” They all charge at him again, beating and pounding him down. They have him down to his knees as he tries to cover up.

Deli slides in the ring, but stays back from the fray saying “I’ll just wait, you guys go ahead.” Gooch with one last burst of strength explodes up and throws everyone off of him. Delikado uses that moment to rip off a LAST CALL TO CUBA to the face of Buckson Gooch. Gooch stumbles back into the ropes and Deli orders every one to dump him out. They all run at Gooch and get him up over the top rope. He hangs on for dear life but Deli peals away his fingers from the ropes and Gooch falls to the outside.

ELIMINATION #14 – BUCKSON GOOCH!

Harris: THE BIG MAN IS GONE! I don’t believe it!

West: One of these SIX men will win the Meltdown Rumble!

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Jake Titan and Tommy Knoxville both go after Speede and try to take him over the top rope. But Speede fights them off and manages to stay out of trouble. Deli grabs Guv’nor from behind and hits him with a Bulldog he then looks up at Jason Kash and tries to work out an alliance. They both look at him and stomp away. Meanwhile on the other side, Jake Titan has hit Speede with a Double Arm DDT and Knoxville is holding him down while Jake climbs the turnbuckle and comes off with the 134th STREET!

Harris: HE JUST SQUASHED HIM!

West: Knoxville and Jake are working together well now, but in just a few days they’ll be going at each others throats for a shot at the tag titles.

Jake celebrates and gets a double high five from Tommy, but Tommy instead kicks Jake in the balls and tosses him over the top rope to the outside!

ELIMINATION #15 – JAKE TITAN!

Tommy celebrates before he picks up Speede and looks for the Drunken hangover. But speede counters out of it and goes behind Tommy looking for a Speeding Bullet! But Tommy elbows Speede in the face and backs up to the ropes, their momentum taking both men over. They stand on the apron exchanging punches and kicks. Tommy goes for a big haymaker but misses as Speed grabs Tommy’s head and leaps over the top rope, springboarding it off the top rope and sending Tommy flying to the floor!

ELIMINATION #16 – TOMMY KNOXVILLE!

Harris: WHOA! There goes Tommy Knoxville after over 40 minutes of action!

West: Hell of a job by Tommy. But now we have our final four in the ring right now with Roy Speede, Guv’nor, Jason Kash, and Delikado!

Speed runs over and tackles Deli off of Guv’Nor. He begins throwing lefts and rights at Deli before whipping him into the rope and going for a spear…But Kash is there first and hits the MARK OF JASON on Speed sending him tumbling into the corner!

Deli and Guv’Nor get up and Deli hits a Brainbuster on the Brit. Deli goes for a neckbreaker but gets shoved out of it by Guv who hits a LONDON DROP on Delikado.

Harris: Seems like these men have paired off and Speede has got to be exhausted coming in at #5 and he’s STILL there!

West: HE wants this and wants it bad seeing it as his chance to get back in the swing of things!

Kash rushes at Speede and splashes him in the corner. Speede stumbles out and Kash goes for the UTI… but Speed shoves him off and springboards off the ropes for a flipping clothes line. Speede hits the ropes and runs at Kash who recovers and catches him with a 3rd COAST! NO! Speed counters and goes for the Silver Bullet. But Kash grabs his head and drops with a cutter. Kash comes at Speede but Roy sends him through the ropes to the outside!

Harris: KASH IS STILL IN IT! He didn’t go over!

Guv and Deli continue brutalizing each other as Guv has on the Cronic Aggro holding a limp Deli in his arms. He finally releases the lock and pulls Deli up on his shoulders and makes for the ropes. Deli snaps back to life and holds on to the ropes for dear life.

Speede celebrates before being told that Kash isn’t out. Kash slides in between Speede’s legs and dumps him over the top. Speed comes back through the ropes and dumps out Kash who hooks Speede with his legs and pulls him over too. Speede and Kash BOTH skin the cat, but Kash brings his foot up as Speede tries to pull back over and kicks him hard in the face. Speede loses his grip and falls to the ground as Kash rolls back in.

ELIMINATION #17 – Roy Speede!

West: What a comeback by Roy Speede!

Harris: And THEN there were three.

West: THIS is incredible. It’s Meltdown vs. Asylum vs. OVERDRIVE!

Kash runs over and grabs the Guv’nor From behind with a vicious UTI! The crowd boos loudly as he stalks the fallen Guv. He hits a hard Leg Drop right over the face and then sets up Guv with a CURB STOMP! He goes to hoist Guv over the top but Guv’Nor stops him with a hard elbow to the face!

Kash stumbles around right into a hard kick from Guv and a GYPSY KISS! Kash is down and Guv hoists him up and into the corner. He gets Kash’s legs on the top and tries to throw the rest of him over. But Kash wraps his arms in the ropes holding on.

West: LOOK at Deli! He’s on the outside signing unwanted autographs for fans. Why’s he not paying attention to this match?

Harris: He’s guaranteeing a spot in the final two here Shane. He’s just waiting for these two guys to kill themselves.

Kash rakes at Guv’s eyes and gets to the top rope. He dives off with a Cross Body to Guv who ducks under it and Kash lands on the mat hard. Guv grabs him and attempts to Suplex him out of the ring. Kash rolls behind and lands on the apron. He hooks Guv and tries to suplex him out. GUV holds onto the ropes and slides down knocking Kash’s feet out from under him. Kash’s chin smacks off the apron as he lands in a lump on the outside!

ELIMINATION #18 – JASON KASH!

West: And we’re down to our Final two? Meltdown is still representing with Guv’Nor!

Harris: Come on GUV! Wait, LOOKOUT!

Delikado slides back into the ring as Guv hangs over the rope catching his breath and when he stands back up, Delikado hits the Last Call to Cuba to the back of Guv’s head sending him over the top rope and crumbling to the ground!

Harris: WHOA!!!! It’s Over! Just like that!

ELIMINATION #19 – THE GUV’NOR!

WINNER – DELIKADO!

Harris: He did it Shane! Delikado just silenced all his critics and proved why he should be STARING at Rasslemania.

Delikado celebrates in the ring as confetti falls from the rafters. Deli celebrates as the fans boo at him loudly.

West: Well, there you have it folks. Delikado has just won the first ever Meltdown Invitational Rumble!

Harris: Now he gets an UNDISPUTED Title shot after Rasslemania! This is huge!

West: But let’s not forget about the other REMARKABLE performances tonight. Such as Jake Titan who lasted to the final six, Tommy Knoxville who lasted the longest amount of time, and Roy Speede who came back from injury to a fantastic redebut.!

Harris: Big props to Kash and Guv’nor as well who were in the thing to the very end. Everyone who was in this match performed greatly and should hold their heads high.

West: We’ll see you at Rasslemania!