Post by evanmcdonald1 on Mar 23, 2013 20:39:17 GMT -4
It was time for APW’S biggest event of the year, Raslemania, and naturally Evan was in action, it was a huge multi-megastar ladder match for the APW North American Championship, the other competitors in the match?
Warren Peace, Nathanial Havok, The Guv’Nor, Amy Zing, Robina Hood, Niobe Martin and Cid Phoenix, that’s right it was an eight person ladder match and Evan had a huge opportunity ahead of him, can he win?
Evan’s hotel room, Toronto Ontario Canada
March 23rd, 2013, 11:00am
You’re probably wondering why it took me so long to get this promo done, simple really; Toronto is one of my favorite cities in the world because it has so many beautiful women and I only have a small amount of time to screw them all.
But alas, many, many, many threeways later and I realize that I need to get this promo done if I want to keep my job with APW, so I have allowed my local lady friends the day off from admiring me and my greatness so that I can focus on this match, and since it features Warren Peace, The Guv’Nor, Nathanial Havok, Amy Zing, Robina Hood, Niobe “Nightmare” Martin and Cid Phoenix and is for the APW North American Championship I need all the focus I can get so let’s get started!
“I often say business must always come before pleasure, however I love this city and the beautiful women of this city love me so in short I’ve been busy.” I said before shaking my head. “But I’m here now and I can now focus on the business at hand! Warren Peace, Nathanial Havok, The Guv’Nor, Amy Zing, Robina Hood, Niobe Martin and Cid Phoenix stand between me and my first title in this company the APW North American Championship, ladies and gentlemen the time has arrived!”
For my first title reign, first up are the guys that I haven’t faced!
“Because I have a limited amount of time I’m going to focus solely on the guys that I have faced before, for now I am going to focus on The Guv’Nor and Nathaniel Havok, yes I know I faced him as the Finnish Phenom but that’s not important, The Guv’Nor I couldn’t care less about, he may by a fellow Englishman but he is not worth my time!”
But Nathanial on the other hand is worth my time.
“Nathanial on the other hand is a legend and a man who’s held numerous titles over the years! However that just means that when I win this match my stock in this company will skyrocket! First the North American Championship and tomorrow the world! Nathanial may have his own plans for the titles but I don’t care! It’s all about me!”
Next up is Warren.
“As for Warren, I’ve faced him before and I’ve beat him before! It won’t change this time, if he thinks that the fact that there’s a title on the line means that there’s a chance that he’ll win then he’s just delusional to say the least!”
Next up is Amy Zing.
“Amy, we teamed up once, we faced off once and this time I will win! I may have called Warren delusional for thinking that the fact that there’s a title on the line means that there will be a chance of him beating me but the truth is I’m better than all of you and I will prove it in this match!”
Next up is Robina.
“Actually I can’t recall ever facing Ms. Hood but that’s beside the point, Robina you and the other women in this match shouldn’t be fighting me! In fact I should be taking you all back to my hotel room for the best night of your lives but alas that isn’t the case! So instead I will beat you and the rest of you!”
Next up is Niobe.
“Speaking of old rivals another one is in my path, Niobe Martin! I have lost count of the amount of matches that we have had together but with this title on the line I vow to beat you and win this title! You may have beaten me before but that changes tomorrow night at the biggest show on the APW calendar!”
Last but not least Cid Phoenix!
“Why is Cid Phoenix even in this match? That man is a joke and a waste of space! When was the last time that he beat anyone? Can’t answer that? There’s a good reason for it! He sucks and I have kicked his arse too many times to count! And this time……well you should really know this by now but it won’t be any different.”
And with that I decided to wrap things up!
“Raslemania will mark the start of a new beginning for me! I will win the APW North American Championship and I will finally get out of Meltdown where my talents continue to be wasted to this day! As for my opponents, they may as well not show up! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald signing off!”
I turned on the TV as the scene fades.
Warren Peace, Nathanial Havok, The Guv’Nor, Amy Zing, Robina Hood, Niobe Martin and Cid Phoenix, that’s right it was an eight person ladder match and Evan had a huge opportunity ahead of him, can he win?
Evan’s hotel room, Toronto Ontario Canada
March 23rd, 2013, 11:00am
You’re probably wondering why it took me so long to get this promo done, simple really; Toronto is one of my favorite cities in the world because it has so many beautiful women and I only have a small amount of time to screw them all.
But alas, many, many, many threeways later and I realize that I need to get this promo done if I want to keep my job with APW, so I have allowed my local lady friends the day off from admiring me and my greatness so that I can focus on this match, and since it features Warren Peace, The Guv’Nor, Nathanial Havok, Amy Zing, Robina Hood, Niobe “Nightmare” Martin and Cid Phoenix and is for the APW North American Championship I need all the focus I can get so let’s get started!
“I often say business must always come before pleasure, however I love this city and the beautiful women of this city love me so in short I’ve been busy.” I said before shaking my head. “But I’m here now and I can now focus on the business at hand! Warren Peace, Nathanial Havok, The Guv’Nor, Amy Zing, Robina Hood, Niobe Martin and Cid Phoenix stand between me and my first title in this company the APW North American Championship, ladies and gentlemen the time has arrived!”
For my first title reign, first up are the guys that I haven’t faced!
“Because I have a limited amount of time I’m going to focus solely on the guys that I have faced before, for now I am going to focus on The Guv’Nor and Nathaniel Havok, yes I know I faced him as the Finnish Phenom but that’s not important, The Guv’Nor I couldn’t care less about, he may by a fellow Englishman but he is not worth my time!”
But Nathanial on the other hand is worth my time.
“Nathanial on the other hand is a legend and a man who’s held numerous titles over the years! However that just means that when I win this match my stock in this company will skyrocket! First the North American Championship and tomorrow the world! Nathanial may have his own plans for the titles but I don’t care! It’s all about me!”
Next up is Warren.
“As for Warren, I’ve faced him before and I’ve beat him before! It won’t change this time, if he thinks that the fact that there’s a title on the line means that there’s a chance that he’ll win then he’s just delusional to say the least!”
Next up is Amy Zing.
“Amy, we teamed up once, we faced off once and this time I will win! I may have called Warren delusional for thinking that the fact that there’s a title on the line means that there will be a chance of him beating me but the truth is I’m better than all of you and I will prove it in this match!”
Next up is Robina.
“Actually I can’t recall ever facing Ms. Hood but that’s beside the point, Robina you and the other women in this match shouldn’t be fighting me! In fact I should be taking you all back to my hotel room for the best night of your lives but alas that isn’t the case! So instead I will beat you and the rest of you!”
Next up is Niobe.
“Speaking of old rivals another one is in my path, Niobe Martin! I have lost count of the amount of matches that we have had together but with this title on the line I vow to beat you and win this title! You may have beaten me before but that changes tomorrow night at the biggest show on the APW calendar!”
Last but not least Cid Phoenix!
“Why is Cid Phoenix even in this match? That man is a joke and a waste of space! When was the last time that he beat anyone? Can’t answer that? There’s a good reason for it! He sucks and I have kicked his arse too many times to count! And this time……well you should really know this by now but it won’t be any different.”
And with that I decided to wrap things up!
“Raslemania will mark the start of a new beginning for me! I will win the APW North American Championship and I will finally get out of Meltdown where my talents continue to be wasted to this day! As for my opponents, they may as well not show up! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald signing off!”
I turned on the TV as the scene fades.
