Post by The Main Attraction on Apr 20, 2013 23:24:00 GMT -4
"The Following Blog is Rated MA” and the views expressed are only of Young Mannie's but they however do not reflect the views of APW and others.
[shadow=red,left,300] Paraguay Loves Me!-Young Mannie [/shadow]
What a week hunh?
From the beginning I landed I’ve done nothing but enjoyed myself, now that I think about it I can’t even figure out where I should start first…I have so many things to choose from that makes it hard for me too decide hmmm. I seriously can’t choose one, Ahhh…I know what! Instead of trying to choose one, I will just do my best to try to explain anyway. Okay so the one that really sticks out most was the one from Wednesday. So there I was in the American School of Asunción, All I was just trying to do was an un-asked task of charity from the bottom of my heart for children, but then when out of nowhere I was struck by something that I had preparation for.
And do you know what that thing was people that struck me hard to my heart and soul?
Well I will tell you what it is…
It was L-O-V-E Love!
Yeah that’s right people yours truly “The Main Attraction has fallen in love. And yes I know what your thinking ladies but yes I’m serious. So I know this is indeed heartbreaking for each and everyone of you, so I am allowing you right now the proper time to get all your feelings out right now. So now I will begin the countdown…
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Okay are we fine now? Good!
Now if you would excuse me I would like to move back on topic, so where was I again? Oh yeah I remember now, there she was standing in some sultry pumps and dressed in her casual yet stylish outfit that was just enough to make a young brother say “Iyyiiiyyyy!” if you know what I mean U-Bitch-U! But going back to Miss Perez I mean would so lovely to look and even more to hear from. So of course I was attracted instantly to her but was the combination of looks and a sexy voice enough to make “The Main Attraction” fall in love?
No of course it isn’t wasn’t enough because if it was that easy then I would’ve been stricken by it a long time ago. Now what I’ve gotten hit by took a lot more effort and to explain what I feel now would take a good metaphor. So maybe you can stand this? It feels like the first time I watched pro wrestling.
Yeah let it marinate…
That’s it I know you know what I’m talking about. Oh what an awesome feeling to feel when you actually gotten a chance to experience it, so do forgive me if I’m more than happy people but I am in love. So here what i will do to just make everyone else who is not currently in a happy bliss then allow me to get back to business.
So as we all know and yes I am taking the liberty of implying that you the knowledge of which I claim you do, because if you didn’t have then why else would you be reading this?
Exactly! So I shall continue…
Now as we take a look back at last week we will see me doing what I do best and that’s prove why I am the “Face of APW” & the “Resident Workhorse” around here. See those nicknames are not just for the sake of me giving myself my own hype but I have acquired those names due to how I carry myself, see maybe your not following what I’m saying but let me explain some more.
See those of you who knew my early journey in APW, hell I can go back to last year so it will be an easier draw back but if you did remember then you know I was drugged out on this day. A day I might add that is known as the Official Un-official “Pot-head holiday called “4:20”. Now I can remember a time where I could function without taking a inhale of cannabis but not anymore because now I’m more focused than I’ve ever been in my life!
I can’t explain how much I enjoy waking up in the morning and being able to complete simple task without forgetting in mid stride. Ahhh that’s been truly something I can appreciate; because now I am a better person & even more a better wrestler, megastar, and socialite from after going through it.
And the reason I am better now is only because I stopped relying on marijuana to the job for me, so instead now all I just do is what I’m suppose to do and everything else in my life goes smoother because of that choice. Now listen up I’m not here to bang you over the head with my accomplishments but come on people compared to Stefan Raab’s APW highlights we have just have to check the facts so do that shall we?
Now if we go back into detail about last week then we will see that I dropped not one but two member of The Pillars and some of the company’s best talent. Now I’m not a rocket scientist but I don’t think I have to be one to tell you that it’s not something you just shrug at, see because to do what I did to them you have to be on your top game. You have to be willing to go the extra mile in securing the victory and you just plainly have to be better. Now if that wasn’t enough to add to my list of highlights then make note of this, I haven’t lost one match yet since I’ve arrived to Asylum and as far I’m concerned I’m not going to ether especially to Stefan Raab.
Now if I remember correctly I believe the biggest thing you’ve done in APW so far Stefan was defeat President Jeff at RassleMania…Am I right?
Okay because if I am then I can be the first to pop that balloon that you call “Happiness” that you been floating on since then. Now I know you want to think it was a “Big Deal” but let’s face it, it wasn’t that impressive. Because if you had done some proper research like that Tubby kid I saw at that school, then you would’ve already knew that Jeff wasn’t undefeated at RassleMania. I mean hell he has loss more matches than he has won at them. It has been recorded since long before APW was even started and before anyone thinks this is a diss to Jeff it’s not, I don’t have any animosity towards him but I’m just pointing out the facts.
So tell me Stefan what makes you think that you’re any special?
I will wait for some bogus answer but frankly Raab I don’t give a damn!
Now maybe you thought that you were special but hey someone had to be voice of reason, because lately you have lost your mind. Seriously man you challenged Reginald to a match?
A man who can barely take a pat on shoulder from Aubrey J. Parker and you somehow expect him fight a lard of fat like you in a wrestling ring?
You have to be joking because if your not then I am afraid that I will once again be the bearer of bad news, so be prepared for another one of those balloons to be popped.
Now I honestly hope that you have own your head shoved so far up your own ass that you won’t be taking this match that serious, because when you end up not taking it seriously then I will be making sure that 50,000 plus Paraguayans are witnesses of
you being embarrassed by me.
Now that’s all you have to do because everyone knows what I’m capable of with no discussion, so best believe my mind is focus but the real question is…
Is yours?
Well I guess will know that answer soon enough, oh were you saying something?
Like I thought...You're just full of shit.
