Rainforest adventure

[Lord Raab]

Rainforest adventure. Asunción, Paraguay. Saturday 20th April.

The scene opens up in the dark with humid weather in the early hours of morning, where Stefan and his friend Ross Anthony, are walking in the rain forest, covered in mud. Ross knows that Stefan's attitude has changed as of late as he begins to speak.

Ross Anthony: "What in the blue hell is wrong with you as of late?"

Stefan looked at Ross with anger in his eyes, wearing a large black coat with black jeans, black shoes and black gloves as he speaks in a very deep voice.

Stefan Raab: "What the fuck do you mean Ross?"

Ross Anthony: "You have changed since the last time I saw you. I can't believe that you went to knock Bambi out, just because you couldn't get your own way, along with Reginald saying that you make an ass of yourself."

Stefan Raab: "They both had it coming. Do you know how long I've had to put up with the shit, that Reginald has put me through? Since September, I've never had one title shot, but everybody else is getting or been giving one since after I got drafted. It's just a lot of crap."

Ross Anthony: "How many times have me and Elton told you that you haven't received title shots, because you haven't been winning matches?"

Stefan Raab: "I defeated President Jeff didn't I?"

Ross Anthony: "Yes you did, but you haven't defeated anybody else before then asides from beating Slade Craven on Super Meltdown show. That's because you put all of your time training for the Jeff match, but you never put time into your training for other matches."

Stefan Raab: "Because all the matches I've been in on Asylum haven't been important."

Ross Anthony: "What have you been drinking?"

Stefan Raab: "Nothing. You know I don't drink alcohol any more."

Ross Anthony: "Every single match you wrestle on Asylum are important, because if you win matches you get title shots, it's that simple. Stop being an Arschloch, and realize you should do the same amount of training, as you did for the Jeff match."

Stefan got really angry with what Ross said, as he throws a hissy fit on throwing stones at trees, and even attempted to throw a stone at Ross.

Stefan Raab: "I'm sick and tired of people telling me to do more training, and being told to respect people crap. It's just doing my ficken head in."

Ross Anthony: "Maybe you ought to listen to them. Stop ignoring what people say and get down to it."

Stefan Raab: "I want to do things my way, not being told from other people to train more, and respect other wrestlers. I also refuse to bend down, kissing ass to any of these idiots in APW".

Stefan went to throw the stone at Ross but the stone missed him.

Ross Anthony: "Don't you dear do that again, throwing a stone in my face. Just calm down. I know all about your Narcissistic and Antisocial Personality disorders that's affecting you, but it doesn't mean that you take your anger out on other people."

Recently, Stefan was diagnosed with Antisocial Personality disorder as well, as he's done a lot of crimes lately, and he's had to go to court with evidence with Stefan using weapons as well as beating fans up with his hands.

Stefan Raab: "Yes it does because if I kept my mouth shut, then I would never get what I want."

Ross Anthony: "I give up on talking to you now, because you aren't listening to anything that I say to you."

Stefan Raab: Alright, fine. Walk away from me, and I can spend time talking about my match against Young Mannie.

Stefan and Ross walked away from each other as Raab begins to talk about the match.

"Here we are again for the third time that we are facing against each other, Mannie only this time on Asylum. Sure you're a different guy now, but that's only because you got told by Alexander Duvall to stop smoking weed while you was on Meltdown.

You keep talking about your achievements you've done so far in APW, but you talk way too much about them that it's becoming so boring that you bore people to death, on the amount of times you go on about becoming the North American champion, and being undefeated on Asylum. Shut the ficken up you boring Scheißkerl.

I could go on all day about how I defeated President Jeff at Rasslemania, but I won't because I already talked about that on the last Asylum show. Now it's time for us to move on from our wins and draws as of late, and move to the future. The future seems to look bright for us at the moment, especially for our upcoming Mayhem Pay Per View matches in a few weeks time, with you being in the Tap Out Gauntlet with other wrestlers against TJ for the Tap Out title, while I be facing against the butt kissing, Scheiße General Manager, Reginald Schmidt. If I win the match, I will be running Asylum.

But that's then and this is now, on how the biggest trash talkers on twitter, facing against each other tomorrow night. We both have another thing in common and that's we are big stars, but only that I'm a bigger star than you. I didn't need endorsement deals to become the star I am, because what it takes is hard work which is what you're lacking. You are only promoting Adidas and Gays Queers magazine cover for the money that's it. Only fucking stupid people do something like that.

What makes it even more stupid is that you are also doing it for publicity, making yourself more of a joke than you already are. Is money the only thing you wrestle for or something? Because from the sounds of things, it's quite clear that you wrestle for the money, and not for your passion of the sport. Makes me want to vomit on you making wrestling more a joke, than it already is."

Suddenly as Stefan's walking in the rain forest. He got distracted as he sees a wounded animal, that needed some help. At first Stefan thought to walk on, but it winced in pain and he begins to speak.

Stefan Raab: "Look at this Ross."

Ross heard Stefan's voice as he ran over to him.

Ross Anthony: "What's the problem Stefan?"

Stefan Raab: "Someone tried to kill this Jaguar. I know I'm a very cruel bastard, but if there's one thing I'm completely against. It's people hurting and killing animals."

Ross Anthony: "Really? I never knew that you had a heart."

Stefan Raab: "When it comes to people hurting and killing animals, that's when I want to defend and help the animals from being hurt, because I love them especially this Jaguar here."

Ross Anthony: "What are you going to do Stefan?"

Stefan Raab: "I'm going to take this bullet out of it's back, then I put some cream on the wound so it will stop bleeding, and also keeping the Jaguar warm for a while using a blanket. I better do this quickly. Help me hold him down."

Stefan takes the bullet wound out of the Jaguar. Within a few minutes later, the Jaguar gets up and licks on Stefan's face, as the Jaguar along with Ross walk away from Stefan, continuing to talk about the match.

"You honestly think that women are actually going to read that Gays Queers magazine? I seriously doubt it, because you aren't attractive at all. I would vomit on you if I was a woman. It's no wonder why Shanell dumped your ass, leaving you and the APW company for good, because she knew that you became a worthless piece of swine.

The only thing you seem to attract is flies, because you stink. Yeah I called the GQ magazine Gays Queers, since only gay people would read a trashy magazine. Do you think that people are going to care about you, being on the cover? It's highly likely that people won't give a shit about it.

Let's not forget about the Adidas trash as well. I mean all you want to do is promote things for money, and for the irrelevant female fans out there. Just ficken pathetic you are doing all of that crap. It shows that you don't even care about the wrestling business and being in APW to make money that's it.

I move to the next things I want to talk about and that's your cock sucking friends of Uncle Charlie and Alec Quartermain. Why the hell do you need them to company you in the ring? Is it to hide the fact you can't wrestle on your own? How I wouldn't be surprised if it was for that reason. I never have Elton or Ross at ringside helping me to win matches, because it would make me look pathetic, especially when both of them don't even like wrestling at all. I don't want or need their help, because I know I can manage things on my own, without them getting involved and potentially cost me to win my matches.

Oh I know your blow job friends are going to interrupt the match because stupid ass licking Reginald Schmidt is actually letting that happen, because he's a twat just like all of your buddies are for being there for you, when they should stay well away from the wrestling business unless you are afraid to wrestle on your own.

I wouldn't even hesitate to kidnap one of them either. You think that I'm scared of Alec Quartermain? Far from it, because I could beat him up just as well as I can kick Uncle Charlie's ass in the ring."

Stefan rubs his chin for a bit before getting angry with the next things he distastes doing.

"I hate the fact that I have to say positive things about the wrestlers I face in the ring, because it's not me but here I go with this crap that no one can say your wins so far on Asylum are fluke wins, because you've earned them no matter how much I dislike to admit things like that, especially your win over Phil Atken and tying against Keaton Saint are impressive for sure that I simply just cannot ignore at all

It's also good you stopped smoking weed as well, since it seems like it's turned out much better for you, in terms of your wrestling skills, but you've got to prove just how good you are in the ring, when you face against me tomorrow night."

Stefan was now happy he got that part done as Raab saw the Jaguar following him, as he gave it a stroke before the Jaguar heads off in the woods again.

"Those things I said just now doesn't mean you gained my respect, Mannie far from it. You know you got a lot of haters, but unlike you, I don't give a shit about them because I want to be hated. You can't handle it because your such a pussy that can't take any insults at all whatsoever.

You are in a wrestling business where people hate your guts, but I'm sick of people comparing us, because we are nothing alike since I'm the real most hated man in this company, and nobody can say otherwise

You know when I said earlier about the win and the draw you got over Phil Atken and Keaton Saint were impressive? I didn't even count your wins against Christian Kane and The GI, because they weren't impressive at all, but in your pathetic mind, you felt they were. Even Mr Dangerous can beat them for gods sake. They are a bunch of worthless piece of shit wrestlers, that aren't even worth talking about on Asylum."

Stefan feels his own hands, showing his sick twisted mind side of him that he showed two weeks ago on Asylum, along with licking his lips as he says his last few words about the match.

"I haven't forgotten about our match is a no DQ match which means you can do anything you want in the ring. I've been in a lot of no DQ matches since I came back from my suspension, but I've been fine with that, because I am all about being in brutal matches on Asylum, living day by day using weapons to crack people's skulls in.

I loved the feeling of strangling Bambi's neck two weeks ago and I might do it again, only this time being you Young Mannie. You are a victim of entering hell, of being in a hardcore match against me, that you've never ever experienced in your life. It's like a present to you from me, on welcoming you to the hardcore brand.

This sort of match nobody ever wants to be in, especially the way I've been feeling as of late makes me want to destroy you, and your scared little buddies you have anal sex with before every match you have on Asylum.

There's no chance in hell that you are going to beat me in this type of match, because I love causing pain to other wrestlers. I want your boyfriends to hear you scream in annoy, because it makes me happy to hear people crying in pain. I want to break your bones in every part of your body, because I need to show people I'm much more than a foul mouthed German bastard, that I can be a very nasty fighter, beating people down without mercy.

I'll be the one that's going to destroy your winning streak tomorrow night, with you having a concussion in the ring next to your friends, Reginald and Bambi. It's not about Reginald, Bambi and TJ in this match.

It's all about who the better man is when the match starts and ends tomorrow night Mannie which will be me. There is nothing more that will please me than to embarrass you where others have failed to do especially when you are facing the most aggressive wrestler you have ever come across on Asylum that being me. Be prepared to get Raabinated by The Killerplauze Mannie, Alec and Uncle Charlie because your days of winning matches are over."

The scene cuts out as Stefan continues to walk in the rainforest seeing if the Jaguar was alright before heading back to the hotel.

TAGS; Young Mannie
WORDS; 2515 without coding and 2759 with coding
OUTFIT; Jungle clothes
NOTES; Worst RP ever but I had no ideas at all with this match. I rather put up a rubbish RP than pulling a no show. Congratulations on the win dude.
CREDITS; FlawlessGFX Exclusive for STEFAN RAAB
LYRICS; “Cannibal” by Static-X