Post by Michael Jennings on Apr 21, 2013 18:48:04 GMT -4
04/21/2013
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Dusk…
It’s another depressing day in the slums of Buenos Aires. Children are running around the alleyways like they normally do before the sun completely sets. This is a known gang area considering the sheer amount of gang graffiti on the walls. However soon the children scatter but not because of the usual gang activity. Instead they are scattering because of the appearance of a long haired scummy looking individual by the name of Michael Jennings. He has some newspapers in his hands. As he holds the front one up for the camera as he begins to speak in a melancholy tone about the state of things in the world.
Jennings: I told you people what the world was like…
He holds up a newspaper front page with the headline about the Boston Marathon bombing.
Jennings: I warned you all that things like these are going to be more common…
He then drops that newspaper before showing the next newspaper cover to show a headline about the explosion at the fertilizer plant in West, Texas.
Jennings: I told you all about the darkness within humanity and you didn’t listen…
Michael continues this trend by dropping that newspaper and reaches down to pick up a third newspaper with a headline about the earthquake in China that killed one hundred eighty people.
Jennings: You all tell me that I’m a crazy person, a scumbag, and a hobo yet I am more in tuned to the universe around me than all of you are.
He then drops it to show the final newspaper that shows a headline about the warmongering going on in North Korea.
Jennings: Did I not show you all and more specifically Ellis Graham about the truth of reality last week?
He motions to the newspapers before reaching down and picking up the one about the Boston Marathon bombing. He holds it up for the camera to show as he continues.
Jennings: This is our reality. A reality where we are civilized yet the joke of it all is our ultimate goal is to destroy ourselves? That is reality…
He drops the newspaper to the ground on top of the other newspapers. He then looks at the camera with a look of disgust.
Jennings: This week I face the handpicked savior of Meltdown Robina Hood. The so-called Future of Meltdown is what you are called if I’m not mistaken. You have many other nicknames as well which shows you are fond of little pet names for yourself much like a love struck teenager who has the best boyfriend in the world. However your best nickname by far is Megan…
Yes, I’m calling you Megan since you seem to have forgotten your roots and instead have adopted this Robina Hood persona to mask the ugliness that you hide within yourself. You come from a rich family just like the other clones of wrestling. The only thing our childhoods have in common are that they were very tortured and troubled. You were tormented by your siblings while I had to grow up with a drunk, alcoholic asshole of a father who hates me as much as I hate him and clone wrestlers like yourself. I do know that you suffered from aphephobia when you were younger. That is fear of being touched according to the psychology classes I have taken at the university level.
He pauses for a moment to grin deviously. It’s obvious he’s either playing mind games or this information is true. It’s not clear what is the truth as he continues speaking.
Jennings: Just because I look like a scumbag doesn’t mean I’m not educated to some degree. How much I’m educated is for me to know and for you to find out. However that’s another story for another time, children. This tale is all about Robina Hood. A woman who at the lowest point in her life cut herself regularly before becoming a slut to cure herself of her disease and getting knocked up in the process.
Michael shakes his head with a look of disbelief on his face at the stupidity of his opponent.
Jennings: How far you have fallen. You held a baby in your womb, a fetus that you could give the life you never had, and what did you do? You went and became a wrestler. And to top it off it’s a not serious archer character based on the Robin Hood character. This sounds vaguely familiar. I used to read Green Arrow comic books when I was younger. Sounds similar to him but without the charisma. You are the biggest hypocrite on this roster. You come out with this steal from the rich, rob from the poor persona yet you yourself come from a rich background so, in reality, you are technically stealing from yourself which shows just how sad and pathetic you truly are.
This show is in clear need of change. If you are the Future of Meltdown and the Perfect Megastar then this company is truly going down the toilet faster than Ellis Graham’s credibility. The fact that you were dumb enough to out that you were timid and nervous during your opening segment two weeks ago shows that you are weak. The fact you got dominated by Yarmouth, who is beneath me, tells me everything I need to know about this match. Your ego is fragile and I plan on shattering it into a million pieces with a hammer this week when I destroy you in the ring.
You played mind games with him yet made the mistake of underestimating him. Your words, not mine. Anyone with a brain knows that you NEVER underestimate your opponent no matter how stupid or weak you think they are. It always backfires. I learned that when I was in APW before. Now I’m here to destroy. I want to make my living Hell yours as well. Now one other thing you rambled about in your little rant of hate last week directed at Yanziel Holmes was talking about you being the antagonist. I mean, let’s face it. You talked a big game about being off the wall crazy yet now you’re facing someone who’s considered to be the most insane sociopath in all of APW. What are you going to do now? Your mind games won’t work on me. I can’t be reasoned with, bought, bullied, or intimidated. Nothing you say or do will have any effect on me. I’m more out of control and mentally unstable than you are. All of your pitiful and weak usual tactics and mind games will not work on me. So what are you going to do? That is the question.
Judging by your usual moves in matches you’ll try to humiliate me at which point I’ll pull out the shard of glass I used last week to cut my own face and give you some matching scars so that you become just as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside. You talk a big game but in the end you are nothing more than a caricature of what you believe you are. You are weak. The violent monster that you think you are is the actual monster that you will be facing this week. And by monster I mean myself. I am what you wish you could be. A sociopathic wrestler who has zero empathy and no remorse for his actions on APW. I just go out to the ring to beat the shit out of whatever piece of human garbage they put me in the ring with and you are no exception to that. I am going to hurt you. You are the Future of Meltdown but the only future I see for you is a trip to the emergency room after our match when I smash your face in.
He starts pointing at the camera as he continues his monologue of hate. It’s becoming very clear that he is mentally unstable and is on a mission this week to send a message to the entire roster. He seems determined to kick some ass this week no matter it takes.
Jennings: That’s what I do. Everyone around here acts like I’m an afterthought. Billy Pepsi and Yarmouth Blade are the ones getting all the hype while I’m nothing but an afterthought. It makes me sick just thinking about it. Almost as sick as I get the moment I hear Ellis Graham running his mouth. Ellis Graham, a man who condoned and promoted sodomy and then when I razzed him for it he tried to slander me as anti-gay when in reality I’m anti-Graham. He is even more of a joke than you are which is saying a lot Robina because you are the biggest joke on Meltdown. Even more of a joke than Ellis Graham. You are an overhyped piece of shit that needs to be flushed down the toilet permanently. Your ego has made you weak. You wish to make this brand into your own creation which is what I want to do as well.
However by contrast my drive to do so isn’t completely about ego as yours is. I am here to change the philosophy of this business. This business has become filled with antiquated characters with simple ego driven logic and goals. It has reached the limit of what it can do now and it must evolve. I am that evolution. The time of the atypical clone wrestler that infests APW like a disease is over. The typical wrestler likes to brag about championships, wants fame, wants power, wants fame, and also comes from a rich background or has a college education. That is the blueprint for most wrestlers out there including you Robina. You are the scum of society and I must rid this business of all scum including you. This is going to be your nightmare. I’m sending you straight to Hell where you belong. You are nothing but a bitch who is both ugly on the outside and ugly on the inside. You have no redeeming qualities whatsoever and I hope you have a relapse of your aphephobia when I first touch you in our match. And to think I talked about giving you anal in my first appearance upon returning to APW. You aren’t even worth a quickie and that’s saying something considering I used to bang some skanky looking whore of a woman named Candy back when I was here before in 2011.
I also saw your little promo earlier where you shared your opinion that I’m merely just a submission specialist when there’s A LOT more to me than that. You may relish in the pain and suffering but you’re going to be feeling a lot of it yourself during this match. However submission is not just about physicality but mental and psychological.
He points to himself briefly before continuing.
Jennings: Mental and psychological torture is my specialty. Just ask Ellis Graham. I’ve been torturing him both in and out of the ring since he got here. You also factually got your information wrong. I beat Cid Phoenix two weeks ago. McDonald was in the fatal four way. That shows me you didn’t do your homework. Speaking of rookie careers yours is shit compared to mine. I was a regular in APW’s Most Wanted back in 2011. Do your research. You think what you’ve done is impressive? I’ve done more in three weeks than you have done since you got here. If you are foolish enough to think you can beat me then you truly are delusional. You call yourself a main event player when you should be curtain jerking with Ellis Graham and that’s the truth. To answer your pointless query I’m here to save wrestling from itself and the boring, stereotypical dumbass wrestlers like yourself that have turned this industry into a joke. Being famous is for the fame junkie shitheads like yourself. You call me a hypocrite but by contrast you are nothing more than someone who only cares about power which is your weakness. You did do your homework but then again you failed to do it correctly which shows me that you are one of the weak. Only the strong survive in APW and you are not going to survive long term. I am going to make you cry like you claimed I would do when I defeat you and then go on to face the man who I am going to talk about next.
A little smirk creeps across his face before he changes his focus and attention onto another wrestler who he may be facing this week. His demeanor as he speaks about him clearly changes which gives a hint about his feelings about this wrestler compared to how he thinks about Hood.
Jennings: Guv’Nor is another story. He is a man who I can relate to moreso than anyone else on the Meltdown roster. You grew up on the streets like I did. You fought for every scrap you’ve earned just like I have. You are one of the few people around here who I respect. However if Yarmouth cannot make it to your match you’ll have to deal with me now.
His facial expression goes from a smirk to a look of determination. Michael obvious has more respect for the Guv’Nor than anyone else on Meltdown but also believes himself to be more savage and violent than the current North American Champion.
Jennings: I’m a different animal than everyone else on Meltdown. They all WANT your championship. They are driven by the egotistical need to be the best. I don’t need championship belts. Championships are for the weak. Materialistic thinking is a weakness. You were a bare knuckle fighter which makes you one of the only wrestlers in this company worth my time. You are a champion that earned the right to be at the top of the heap. Your woman Cher however has taken the brunt of your quest to be at the top of the heap. You have left her emotionally scarred because of your actions. She is the one who is feeling all of the emotional and psychological effects of living with you and your career. That is your weakness. You care more about this business than about your poor, neglected wife. I bet she’s sitting at home now playing with herself while you’re off training at some gym in preparation for the ass kicking I’m going to give you at the end of the show after I kick Hood’s ugly ass all over the building earlier in the show.
The thing about you is that you’re focused…maybe too focused. That is the one weakness in your game that I can exploit. And exploit it I will, Guv’Nor. IF Yarmouth doesn’t make it to the match you’ll have to deal with someone who is completely insane. Your punishment for being friends with a weakling like Yarmouth Blade is that you will get to step into the ring with me. I will psychologically and physically torture you more than anybody ever has. I will dissect you like a surgeon just like I will do to Hood earlier in the night. I’m different than every other superstar on Meltdown because you have something that I don’t want unlike everyone else around here.
He points to himself before continuing his monologue.
Jennings: I’m not here to win your worthless championship belt and become some Tin God that is worshipped by these fans. I don’t want to use that belt for some bullshit Twitter propaganda campaign like the other fucktwats that infest Meltdown like a disease. I’m not some jackass coming in here and talking about being Undisputed Champion before bolting like a pussy like Michael Harris. I’m not going to end up being a universally hated fucktard who couldn’t hack it like Shane Borderland. I’m not going to be some dumbass who ends up getting fired for being stupid like Jason Andrews. I’m not some mentally challenged moron like Calvin Ingram, Trevor Blackwell, Derek Wellings, or Ellis Graham. I’m also not some punk who did nothing but annoy everyone and get head from some chick who looks like Gollum only to post it on some porn site like Chris Hart. I am not going to end up rotting in the disgusting, fetid APW sewer that is filled with shit like the guys I just mentioned. That’s not me, Guv’Nor. I’m better than all of them and I’m better than you. i am the most vicious competitor here on Meltdown. In your last little promo that was aired you said you’re a nasty brute who takes no shit and no prisoners. You said that you’re good at hurting people which is another thing we have in common. But that’s where all the similarities end.
I don’t fuck around talking about winning championships, gaining fans, or stroking my own ego until it jizzes all over the internet on Twitter like a majority of the megalomaniacs around here do. I just go out to that ring and beat the shit out of people just like I’m going to do to Hood and then to you. You are going to be in for the fight of your life. There will be a lot of pain and splattered blood in your future. I can promise you that so you’d best get ready. Bring forth all your clichés and your little Made in Hackney crap. I don’t need to invent a bunch of dumb slogans to convince myself I’m great. I will make this match your own personal Hell and there’s nothing you can do about it. I’ll see you in the ring after I beat the crap out of the glorified ring rat earlier in the show. Your title, your soul, and your ass are mine. Welcome to Hell, bitch.
He then walks off screen as the scene slowly fades to black.
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Dusk…
It’s another depressing day in the slums of Buenos Aires. Children are running around the alleyways like they normally do before the sun completely sets. This is a known gang area considering the sheer amount of gang graffiti on the walls. However soon the children scatter but not because of the usual gang activity. Instead they are scattering because of the appearance of a long haired scummy looking individual by the name of Michael Jennings. He has some newspapers in his hands. As he holds the front one up for the camera as he begins to speak in a melancholy tone about the state of things in the world.
Jennings: I told you people what the world was like…
He holds up a newspaper front page with the headline about the Boston Marathon bombing.
Jennings: I warned you all that things like these are going to be more common…
He then drops that newspaper before showing the next newspaper cover to show a headline about the explosion at the fertilizer plant in West, Texas.
Jennings: I told you all about the darkness within humanity and you didn’t listen…
Michael continues this trend by dropping that newspaper and reaches down to pick up a third newspaper with a headline about the earthquake in China that killed one hundred eighty people.
Jennings: You all tell me that I’m a crazy person, a scumbag, and a hobo yet I am more in tuned to the universe around me than all of you are.
He then drops it to show the final newspaper that shows a headline about the warmongering going on in North Korea.
Jennings: Did I not show you all and more specifically Ellis Graham about the truth of reality last week?
He motions to the newspapers before reaching down and picking up the one about the Boston Marathon bombing. He holds it up for the camera to show as he continues.
Jennings: This is our reality. A reality where we are civilized yet the joke of it all is our ultimate goal is to destroy ourselves? That is reality…
He drops the newspaper to the ground on top of the other newspapers. He then looks at the camera with a look of disgust.
Jennings: This week I face the handpicked savior of Meltdown Robina Hood. The so-called Future of Meltdown is what you are called if I’m not mistaken. You have many other nicknames as well which shows you are fond of little pet names for yourself much like a love struck teenager who has the best boyfriend in the world. However your best nickname by far is Megan…
Yes, I’m calling you Megan since you seem to have forgotten your roots and instead have adopted this Robina Hood persona to mask the ugliness that you hide within yourself. You come from a rich family just like the other clones of wrestling. The only thing our childhoods have in common are that they were very tortured and troubled. You were tormented by your siblings while I had to grow up with a drunk, alcoholic asshole of a father who hates me as much as I hate him and clone wrestlers like yourself. I do know that you suffered from aphephobia when you were younger. That is fear of being touched according to the psychology classes I have taken at the university level.
He pauses for a moment to grin deviously. It’s obvious he’s either playing mind games or this information is true. It’s not clear what is the truth as he continues speaking.
Jennings: Just because I look like a scumbag doesn’t mean I’m not educated to some degree. How much I’m educated is for me to know and for you to find out. However that’s another story for another time, children. This tale is all about Robina Hood. A woman who at the lowest point in her life cut herself regularly before becoming a slut to cure herself of her disease and getting knocked up in the process.
Michael shakes his head with a look of disbelief on his face at the stupidity of his opponent.
Jennings: How far you have fallen. You held a baby in your womb, a fetus that you could give the life you never had, and what did you do? You went and became a wrestler. And to top it off it’s a not serious archer character based on the Robin Hood character. This sounds vaguely familiar. I used to read Green Arrow comic books when I was younger. Sounds similar to him but without the charisma. You are the biggest hypocrite on this roster. You come out with this steal from the rich, rob from the poor persona yet you yourself come from a rich background so, in reality, you are technically stealing from yourself which shows just how sad and pathetic you truly are.
This show is in clear need of change. If you are the Future of Meltdown and the Perfect Megastar then this company is truly going down the toilet faster than Ellis Graham’s credibility. The fact that you were dumb enough to out that you were timid and nervous during your opening segment two weeks ago shows that you are weak. The fact you got dominated by Yarmouth, who is beneath me, tells me everything I need to know about this match. Your ego is fragile and I plan on shattering it into a million pieces with a hammer this week when I destroy you in the ring.
You played mind games with him yet made the mistake of underestimating him. Your words, not mine. Anyone with a brain knows that you NEVER underestimate your opponent no matter how stupid or weak you think they are. It always backfires. I learned that when I was in APW before. Now I’m here to destroy. I want to make my living Hell yours as well. Now one other thing you rambled about in your little rant of hate last week directed at Yanziel Holmes was talking about you being the antagonist. I mean, let’s face it. You talked a big game about being off the wall crazy yet now you’re facing someone who’s considered to be the most insane sociopath in all of APW. What are you going to do now? Your mind games won’t work on me. I can’t be reasoned with, bought, bullied, or intimidated. Nothing you say or do will have any effect on me. I’m more out of control and mentally unstable than you are. All of your pitiful and weak usual tactics and mind games will not work on me. So what are you going to do? That is the question.
Judging by your usual moves in matches you’ll try to humiliate me at which point I’ll pull out the shard of glass I used last week to cut my own face and give you some matching scars so that you become just as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside. You talk a big game but in the end you are nothing more than a caricature of what you believe you are. You are weak. The violent monster that you think you are is the actual monster that you will be facing this week. And by monster I mean myself. I am what you wish you could be. A sociopathic wrestler who has zero empathy and no remorse for his actions on APW. I just go out to the ring to beat the shit out of whatever piece of human garbage they put me in the ring with and you are no exception to that. I am going to hurt you. You are the Future of Meltdown but the only future I see for you is a trip to the emergency room after our match when I smash your face in.
He starts pointing at the camera as he continues his monologue of hate. It’s becoming very clear that he is mentally unstable and is on a mission this week to send a message to the entire roster. He seems determined to kick some ass this week no matter it takes.
Jennings: That’s what I do. Everyone around here acts like I’m an afterthought. Billy Pepsi and Yarmouth Blade are the ones getting all the hype while I’m nothing but an afterthought. It makes me sick just thinking about it. Almost as sick as I get the moment I hear Ellis Graham running his mouth. Ellis Graham, a man who condoned and promoted sodomy and then when I razzed him for it he tried to slander me as anti-gay when in reality I’m anti-Graham. He is even more of a joke than you are which is saying a lot Robina because you are the biggest joke on Meltdown. Even more of a joke than Ellis Graham. You are an overhyped piece of shit that needs to be flushed down the toilet permanently. Your ego has made you weak. You wish to make this brand into your own creation which is what I want to do as well.
However by contrast my drive to do so isn’t completely about ego as yours is. I am here to change the philosophy of this business. This business has become filled with antiquated characters with simple ego driven logic and goals. It has reached the limit of what it can do now and it must evolve. I am that evolution. The time of the atypical clone wrestler that infests APW like a disease is over. The typical wrestler likes to brag about championships, wants fame, wants power, wants fame, and also comes from a rich background or has a college education. That is the blueprint for most wrestlers out there including you Robina. You are the scum of society and I must rid this business of all scum including you. This is going to be your nightmare. I’m sending you straight to Hell where you belong. You are nothing but a bitch who is both ugly on the outside and ugly on the inside. You have no redeeming qualities whatsoever and I hope you have a relapse of your aphephobia when I first touch you in our match. And to think I talked about giving you anal in my first appearance upon returning to APW. You aren’t even worth a quickie and that’s saying something considering I used to bang some skanky looking whore of a woman named Candy back when I was here before in 2011.
I also saw your little promo earlier where you shared your opinion that I’m merely just a submission specialist when there’s A LOT more to me than that. You may relish in the pain and suffering but you’re going to be feeling a lot of it yourself during this match. However submission is not just about physicality but mental and psychological.
He points to himself briefly before continuing.
Jennings: Mental and psychological torture is my specialty. Just ask Ellis Graham. I’ve been torturing him both in and out of the ring since he got here. You also factually got your information wrong. I beat Cid Phoenix two weeks ago. McDonald was in the fatal four way. That shows me you didn’t do your homework. Speaking of rookie careers yours is shit compared to mine. I was a regular in APW’s Most Wanted back in 2011. Do your research. You think what you’ve done is impressive? I’ve done more in three weeks than you have done since you got here. If you are foolish enough to think you can beat me then you truly are delusional. You call yourself a main event player when you should be curtain jerking with Ellis Graham and that’s the truth. To answer your pointless query I’m here to save wrestling from itself and the boring, stereotypical dumbass wrestlers like yourself that have turned this industry into a joke. Being famous is for the fame junkie shitheads like yourself. You call me a hypocrite but by contrast you are nothing more than someone who only cares about power which is your weakness. You did do your homework but then again you failed to do it correctly which shows me that you are one of the weak. Only the strong survive in APW and you are not going to survive long term. I am going to make you cry like you claimed I would do when I defeat you and then go on to face the man who I am going to talk about next.
A little smirk creeps across his face before he changes his focus and attention onto another wrestler who he may be facing this week. His demeanor as he speaks about him clearly changes which gives a hint about his feelings about this wrestler compared to how he thinks about Hood.
Jennings: Guv’Nor is another story. He is a man who I can relate to moreso than anyone else on the Meltdown roster. You grew up on the streets like I did. You fought for every scrap you’ve earned just like I have. You are one of the few people around here who I respect. However if Yarmouth cannot make it to your match you’ll have to deal with me now.
His facial expression goes from a smirk to a look of determination. Michael obvious has more respect for the Guv’Nor than anyone else on Meltdown but also believes himself to be more savage and violent than the current North American Champion.
Jennings: I’m a different animal than everyone else on Meltdown. They all WANT your championship. They are driven by the egotistical need to be the best. I don’t need championship belts. Championships are for the weak. Materialistic thinking is a weakness. You were a bare knuckle fighter which makes you one of the only wrestlers in this company worth my time. You are a champion that earned the right to be at the top of the heap. Your woman Cher however has taken the brunt of your quest to be at the top of the heap. You have left her emotionally scarred because of your actions. She is the one who is feeling all of the emotional and psychological effects of living with you and your career. That is your weakness. You care more about this business than about your poor, neglected wife. I bet she’s sitting at home now playing with herself while you’re off training at some gym in preparation for the ass kicking I’m going to give you at the end of the show after I kick Hood’s ugly ass all over the building earlier in the show.
The thing about you is that you’re focused…maybe too focused. That is the one weakness in your game that I can exploit. And exploit it I will, Guv’Nor. IF Yarmouth doesn’t make it to the match you’ll have to deal with someone who is completely insane. Your punishment for being friends with a weakling like Yarmouth Blade is that you will get to step into the ring with me. I will psychologically and physically torture you more than anybody ever has. I will dissect you like a surgeon just like I will do to Hood earlier in the night. I’m different than every other superstar on Meltdown because you have something that I don’t want unlike everyone else around here.
He points to himself before continuing his monologue.
Jennings: I’m not here to win your worthless championship belt and become some Tin God that is worshipped by these fans. I don’t want to use that belt for some bullshit Twitter propaganda campaign like the other fucktwats that infest Meltdown like a disease. I’m not some jackass coming in here and talking about being Undisputed Champion before bolting like a pussy like Michael Harris. I’m not going to end up being a universally hated fucktard who couldn’t hack it like Shane Borderland. I’m not going to be some dumbass who ends up getting fired for being stupid like Jason Andrews. I’m not some mentally challenged moron like Calvin Ingram, Trevor Blackwell, Derek Wellings, or Ellis Graham. I’m also not some punk who did nothing but annoy everyone and get head from some chick who looks like Gollum only to post it on some porn site like Chris Hart. I am not going to end up rotting in the disgusting, fetid APW sewer that is filled with shit like the guys I just mentioned. That’s not me, Guv’Nor. I’m better than all of them and I’m better than you. i am the most vicious competitor here on Meltdown. In your last little promo that was aired you said you’re a nasty brute who takes no shit and no prisoners. You said that you’re good at hurting people which is another thing we have in common. But that’s where all the similarities end.
I don’t fuck around talking about winning championships, gaining fans, or stroking my own ego until it jizzes all over the internet on Twitter like a majority of the megalomaniacs around here do. I just go out to that ring and beat the shit out of people just like I’m going to do to Hood and then to you. You are going to be in for the fight of your life. There will be a lot of pain and splattered blood in your future. I can promise you that so you’d best get ready. Bring forth all your clichés and your little Made in Hackney crap. I don’t need to invent a bunch of dumb slogans to convince myself I’m great. I will make this match your own personal Hell and there’s nothing you can do about it. I’ll see you in the ring after I beat the crap out of the glorified ring rat earlier in the show. Your title, your soul, and your ass are mine. Welcome to Hell, bitch.
He then walks off screen as the scene slowly fades to black.
