Post by Jason Cashe on Apr 28, 2013 3:06:27 GMT -4
Jason Kash: It sucked losing to Dying Breed in that six man tag match. Due to inexperience as a Unit and Arrogance we came up short. Those issues will be fixed with time. Time heals all wounds and soon the wounds healing will be Dying Breed's to heal. Williams, I want you to know that what I say about you, to you isn't personal. Outside of this right here, I have no real problem with you. Clean Cut dude, straight forward and you do you regardless but this is MY WORLD...
Reaver: Truth or Dare?
Jason Kash: Dare. I'm feeling daring!
Reaver: I Dare you to go and get that new bottle of Milk Of Magnesia and drink the whole thing. All 26 fluid ounces of it!
Jason Kash: It does have an overdose warning on the label...Fuck it, I'm game!
He wasn't about to lose on a Dare. Failed Dares end badly. With Kash, if you fail or deny a Dare you get kicked to the balls. He didn't need his nuts in pain of any kind. Plus after eating Brazilian food for the last few days, he could use a good dumping. In the kitchen, he finds the bottle in the mini frig that the Hotel Room provided for the Penthouse Suite. Lively liked living large so Kash wasn't going to pass on the big top floor suite. He untwists the cap and looks over at Reaver before tipping the bottle back as the rim hits his open lips. Chugging the taste is chalky and almost a liquid dry to it. He chugs and chugs until he can't chug anymore. He coughs forward, white pasty liquid spewing out onto the tile floor of the Kitchen area. Reaver laughing excessively as he does, Kash gagging from the intake.
Reaver: HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHE!! You're gonna be shitting all day and night!
Jason Kash: Ughh..Nah, this stuff hardly ever works for me....
You hear what sounds like toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube as Kash reappears in the scene. Kash sitting with his pants and boxers down around his ankles as he sits proudly on a toilet in a bathroom somewhere. He does a little shake as the quiet dunk of water inside the bowl as he drops another deuce. A small stack of magazines sit on a counter next to him along with a few rolls of toilet paper. He seems to have prepared for a long "drop off" and figured to do it up Dookie Style.
Jason Kash: Aghh this sucks! It's 1 AM and I've been sitting on the crapper for the past hour or so now. My balls and butt cheeks are asleep, have been for a while now.. This however gives me time to hit up a few points...William D. Williams, we have no real beef. Nothing against you other than the crew you're aligned with. The thing is the crew you're with are confused as fuck man. Hopkins a hood dude, he walks around with a front trying to be something he's just not. Jay-Z is out doing CEO things but he doesn't pretend to be what he's not, he just got money and knows where to invest.
Investing in Dying Breed is clearly a bad move. They right out the gate have had to replace a member. I mean...Srrious? Now you got swag, you got growth and you'll find that with Bailey but that growth from him comes with a ceiling. Watch his promos, he sits up in his Town House. Where you learning? How is he teaching and guiding anyone but himself from the warmth of his home? Now I'm not saying come join FP because we aren't looking for recruits. We don't need them to stay above the rest. Leave that business to The Sindicate.
Folks who can make waves in other promotions but tend to have been quiet in APW even with their individual success. Dying Breed? Ya'll getting attention BECAUSE of Foul Play, BECAUSE of M&M. Sure you guys have the Tag Titles in your camp but how long that gonna last? Some could argue that M&M are the rightful Champs and that rematch will take place but that too won't much matter cause Foul Play coming for that spot. Top Seed, Throne of the Tag Scene we aiming to become and only stronger stops that. I seen none of that two on two with Reaver doing his thing on the right path now. I'm not stepping in the ring with you to get "Chocolate Wasted" but continue to throw that around. Make stupid slogans to throw around and make laughs with. I like to laugh but once inside that ring, once the sound of that bell dings...Laughter becomes a forgotten reaction. Hold on, here comes another round..
He grunts, grabs the pull bar in front of him that's attached to the wall. It sounds more like peeing than shitting but the expression on his face is smelling something Foul. A long sigh, deep breathing comes after the loud plunk of the toilet water. He sits back and his chest sinks and rises with each breath like he just competed in a match.
Jason Kash: You have no idea how badly my butthole burns right now. Brazilian Food being turned to liquid or soft like a Wendy's Softee comes out with some spice to it.
Reaver: HEY! You okay in there? HAHAHAHEHE!
Jason Kash: I'm good leave me alone dick, this is your fault! Remind me to tase you..
Reaver: HEHEHEHAHAHA! Remember to tase me..There's your reminder!
He reaches back and flushes the toilet. He adjusts a bit as the water sprinkle splashes up against him. He assumes Reaver left, he's a weirdo, a psycho even but a gay pervert he didn't assume he would be. He listened for a moment before continuing to speak.
Jason Kash: Now Williams, you and I won't be friendly. If you come in there wanting to shake hands and you're gonna be open mouthed and stomped to the back of the head with your teeth against the edge of steel steps. On the real, I'm out in that ring not to make friends but to smash names. That 1-2-3 is all that matters. You get in the game to win and the world is what sitting on the throne entitles me too. I'm getting there again no matter the who I have to step over to get there. To taste the remedy to my Addiction is to see you fall Williams and I apologize now. After the match I'll tweet something if any respect remains. Listen William, you aren't the target here, you aren't the guy that anyone in Foul Play wants to see fade. You have just become an innocent bystander.
Reminding himself to give Williams more credit. Reminding himself that Williams ISN'T the target and IS someone on the rise. He felt bad about Williams and the position he has found himself in. Not that he couldn't win but Kash doesn't think Williams is 100% focused.
Jason Kash: I know you are seeing the long term right now. Wanting to get Mannie in the ring one more time, I know losing to him at Mania was really FOUL in your mind. You're better than him but as of late? You've slowly back tracked and it seems your Crew isn't helping you with that. That 6-Man Tag last Asylum? Hopkins and Bailey won that, you played little part. Now I REALLY wanted you to beat TJ at Survive & Conquer. It's crazy cause now TMarv has come to Asylum and further promoted TJ as being a tough bastard. He's tough but I disposed of him in a Handicap Match involving Yarmouth AND Hopkins against me.. Beat two of the three named and TJ didn't seem like MUCH then. Must have been the four months of losses and free shots against Farquhar that changed something. Again, I had hoped you to beat him. Now I see that Mannie is of more concern to you right now. That and using Shanell but that bitch breath stank so good luck using her as Bait.
He grabs the toilet paper roll off the counter. He winds it up around his hand twice before ripping off. He leans over as the camera moves away from the view slightly. He flushes again after and grabs the toilet paper again but pauses and continues talking.
Jason Kash: I've got plenty on my plate Williams. From Natural Born Killaz looking to make their rise off of a match that didn't end with a winner and now they think they can just run around attacking Foul Play? They'll learn. Then I look at pushing FP like it's the new addiction of 2013. Everyone who seeing it, wants more like a fix. Me being a mouthpiece only promotes that more. Of course I also have my eyes on Mayhem cause it's there that I got my wish, my want of having Anthony Bailey inside the ring, coming into MY World and we'll see if history of a year ago replays itself or takes a new direction after all we've both been through since we last fought. Time tells all, Kimarhi Sees It All and I've got no beef, no remorse with stepping in that ring and making sure Mannie never sees you again Williams. I have no problem doing to you what I did to Shane Borderland or Johnny Knuckles or Johnny Sykes and that's ENDING them.
He proceeds to wiping again and does so for a few rotations. Sharing the moment with people is something he has never been afraid to do. Too many people act like toilet time is personal or needs to be hidden from conversation. He'd rather do this than pretend he's the next Hollywood Square.
Jason Kash: Oh this is some bullshit...
Almost finished he feels another rumble traveling down his stomach. He farts, it echos and splashes as it pours into the toilet bowl. Grabbing his stomach as the growls and aches come from within. He leans back but it comes in sessions and doesn't seem to end as it comes out burning him.
Jason Kash: IT BURNS!! No more spicy food for me...Agghhh! Ohhhh that tickled!
Again long and deep breaths pump out of his lungs. He rubs his stomach as he sits there with his eyes closed. His voice takes a moment but finally breaks out still while his eyes remain shut and his hand rubs his "tummy".
Jason Kash: You Williams are without question the classiest dude I've stepped in the ring with in a long time. Jair was ehh but you are all class! It'll be a great Honor when I step inside the ring and whoop that ass. It's just common knowledge that once inside that ring I step up to any and all talent levels. When I've felt defeated, when inspiration and motivation was needed. At the pace to be great, I've exceeded all the expectations so you fucking haters can eat it! So when I watched as you last Asylum showed a Pooping Promo, I was laughing. Not because what you did was funny but because as classy as you are and portray yourself as being, that kind of world, the pooping, the mud butt, that's my world...Kind of caked as we speak!
He pushes himself up and grabs the toilet paper again. The process of cleaning feels like overtime at a labor job. He feels weakened and tired and a good nap would be lovely if he could force himself to sleep.
Jason Kash: People have always labeled me being as having a fetish with Pooping! I don't have a FETISH WITH POOP! I just leave it all out there, I don't have no room to have something be too personal because with "TMZ" out there, none of us are safe! APW needs a Hollywood Division now. So I'm not embarrassed to have Toilet Times shown on camera. The people, the fans, the haters will and have seen everything about me. My twitter feed doesn't showcase each step of my day but if it did, There'd be some toilet tweets, I'd make one now but my phone is charging. I'm the Super Mario of toilet promos and like him, I make it look good, you Williams just borrowed a style...
Done with wiping, Kash stands up. The camera view rises with him so it contains his upper half only. He gets his pants and stuff on and turns towards the toilet. The water is brown, like a cheap chocolate coco mix. He pushes down the lever and the toilet flushes again. He feels like taking a shower, probably should after that. He steps to the sink and turns on the faucet. Rubbing his hands together, adding in some soap from the liquid dispenser he washes his hands. His head slowly rises and his eyes lock onto the reflection of himself in the mirror. A big bathroom which shows as the unlucky Cameraman stands behind him but as far from Kash's ass as he can be. You can see him in the mirror but off to the side. Staring in the mirror, his eyes staring back at him he speaks out to himself, to those watching via the promo..
Jason Kash: Williams this is my world. I'm glad you found your place in this promotion. I'm glad to have seen and been able to watch you rise as far as you have. What I want is to beat Anthony Bailey, become APW Tag Champions once again. Those things, those moments will come. I'll get my chance at them both but the journey to those moments, those shots at brightening MY future has put you in front of me as a side mission. I make mistakes, most people do but inside that ring the mistake you make is stepping through the ropes. As good as you've become, I'm still better. I'm a Natural Athlete, I didn't need special training. I was always Hands On and my experience, my 10 years in this business has put me through heart ache and triumph. This is our year, the year of Foul Play...So I'm sorry for what has to happen Williams. To you, from me...At your expense..
He drops his head and leaves the bathroom, shutting off the light switch the scene begins to slow a bit. You hear Reaver off somewhere let out a half sleeping demand.
Reaver: SHUT THAT DAMN DOOR!!
The scene fades as the room remains dark even out in the room. The door to the bedroom opens and light fills the area close by as Kash exits the room and shuts the door behind him. The scene fades as the room once again sits dark as Reaver tries to sleep.
......................
Reaver: Truth or Dare?
Jason Kash: Dare. I'm feeling daring!
Reaver: I Dare you to go and get that new bottle of Milk Of Magnesia and drink the whole thing. All 26 fluid ounces of it!
Jason Kash: It does have an overdose warning on the label...Fuck it, I'm game!
He wasn't about to lose on a Dare. Failed Dares end badly. With Kash, if you fail or deny a Dare you get kicked to the balls. He didn't need his nuts in pain of any kind. Plus after eating Brazilian food for the last few days, he could use a good dumping. In the kitchen, he finds the bottle in the mini frig that the Hotel Room provided for the Penthouse Suite. Lively liked living large so Kash wasn't going to pass on the big top floor suite. He untwists the cap and looks over at Reaver before tipping the bottle back as the rim hits his open lips. Chugging the taste is chalky and almost a liquid dry to it. He chugs and chugs until he can't chug anymore. He coughs forward, white pasty liquid spewing out onto the tile floor of the Kitchen area. Reaver laughing excessively as he does, Kash gagging from the intake.
Reaver: HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHE!! You're gonna be shitting all day and night!
Jason Kash: Ughh..Nah, this stuff hardly ever works for me....
40 Minutes Later..
You hear what sounds like toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube as Kash reappears in the scene. Kash sitting with his pants and boxers down around his ankles as he sits proudly on a toilet in a bathroom somewhere. He does a little shake as the quiet dunk of water inside the bowl as he drops another deuce. A small stack of magazines sit on a counter next to him along with a few rolls of toilet paper. He seems to have prepared for a long "drop off" and figured to do it up Dookie Style.
Jason Kash: Aghh this sucks! It's 1 AM and I've been sitting on the crapper for the past hour or so now. My balls and butt cheeks are asleep, have been for a while now.. This however gives me time to hit up a few points...William D. Williams, we have no real beef. Nothing against you other than the crew you're aligned with. The thing is the crew you're with are confused as fuck man. Hopkins a hood dude, he walks around with a front trying to be something he's just not. Jay-Z is out doing CEO things but he doesn't pretend to be what he's not, he just got money and knows where to invest.
Investing in Dying Breed is clearly a bad move. They right out the gate have had to replace a member. I mean...Srrious? Now you got swag, you got growth and you'll find that with Bailey but that growth from him comes with a ceiling. Watch his promos, he sits up in his Town House. Where you learning? How is he teaching and guiding anyone but himself from the warmth of his home? Now I'm not saying come join FP because we aren't looking for recruits. We don't need them to stay above the rest. Leave that business to The Sindicate.
Folks who can make waves in other promotions but tend to have been quiet in APW even with their individual success. Dying Breed? Ya'll getting attention BECAUSE of Foul Play, BECAUSE of M&M. Sure you guys have the Tag Titles in your camp but how long that gonna last? Some could argue that M&M are the rightful Champs and that rematch will take place but that too won't much matter cause Foul Play coming for that spot. Top Seed, Throne of the Tag Scene we aiming to become and only stronger stops that. I seen none of that two on two with Reaver doing his thing on the right path now. I'm not stepping in the ring with you to get "Chocolate Wasted" but continue to throw that around. Make stupid slogans to throw around and make laughs with. I like to laugh but once inside that ring, once the sound of that bell dings...Laughter becomes a forgotten reaction. Hold on, here comes another round..
He grunts, grabs the pull bar in front of him that's attached to the wall. It sounds more like peeing than shitting but the expression on his face is smelling something Foul. A long sigh, deep breathing comes after the loud plunk of the toilet water. He sits back and his chest sinks and rises with each breath like he just competed in a match.
Jason Kash: You have no idea how badly my butthole burns right now. Brazilian Food being turned to liquid or soft like a Wendy's Softee comes out with some spice to it.
Reaver: HEY! You okay in there? HAHAHAHEHE!
Jason Kash: I'm good leave me alone dick, this is your fault! Remind me to tase you..
Reaver: HEHEHEHAHAHA! Remember to tase me..There's your reminder!
He reaches back and flushes the toilet. He adjusts a bit as the water sprinkle splashes up against him. He assumes Reaver left, he's a weirdo, a psycho even but a gay pervert he didn't assume he would be. He listened for a moment before continuing to speak.
Jason Kash: Now Williams, you and I won't be friendly. If you come in there wanting to shake hands and you're gonna be open mouthed and stomped to the back of the head with your teeth against the edge of steel steps. On the real, I'm out in that ring not to make friends but to smash names. That 1-2-3 is all that matters. You get in the game to win and the world is what sitting on the throne entitles me too. I'm getting there again no matter the who I have to step over to get there. To taste the remedy to my Addiction is to see you fall Williams and I apologize now. After the match I'll tweet something if any respect remains. Listen William, you aren't the target here, you aren't the guy that anyone in Foul Play wants to see fade. You have just become an innocent bystander.
Reminding himself to give Williams more credit. Reminding himself that Williams ISN'T the target and IS someone on the rise. He felt bad about Williams and the position he has found himself in. Not that he couldn't win but Kash doesn't think Williams is 100% focused.
Jason Kash: I know you are seeing the long term right now. Wanting to get Mannie in the ring one more time, I know losing to him at Mania was really FOUL in your mind. You're better than him but as of late? You've slowly back tracked and it seems your Crew isn't helping you with that. That 6-Man Tag last Asylum? Hopkins and Bailey won that, you played little part. Now I REALLY wanted you to beat TJ at Survive & Conquer. It's crazy cause now TMarv has come to Asylum and further promoted TJ as being a tough bastard. He's tough but I disposed of him in a Handicap Match involving Yarmouth AND Hopkins against me.. Beat two of the three named and TJ didn't seem like MUCH then. Must have been the four months of losses and free shots against Farquhar that changed something. Again, I had hoped you to beat him. Now I see that Mannie is of more concern to you right now. That and using Shanell but that bitch breath stank so good luck using her as Bait.
He grabs the toilet paper roll off the counter. He winds it up around his hand twice before ripping off. He leans over as the camera moves away from the view slightly. He flushes again after and grabs the toilet paper again but pauses and continues talking.
Jason Kash: I've got plenty on my plate Williams. From Natural Born Killaz looking to make their rise off of a match that didn't end with a winner and now they think they can just run around attacking Foul Play? They'll learn. Then I look at pushing FP like it's the new addiction of 2013. Everyone who seeing it, wants more like a fix. Me being a mouthpiece only promotes that more. Of course I also have my eyes on Mayhem cause it's there that I got my wish, my want of having Anthony Bailey inside the ring, coming into MY World and we'll see if history of a year ago replays itself or takes a new direction after all we've both been through since we last fought. Time tells all, Kimarhi Sees It All and I've got no beef, no remorse with stepping in that ring and making sure Mannie never sees you again Williams. I have no problem doing to you what I did to Shane Borderland or Johnny Knuckles or Johnny Sykes and that's ENDING them.
He proceeds to wiping again and does so for a few rotations. Sharing the moment with people is something he has never been afraid to do. Too many people act like toilet time is personal or needs to be hidden from conversation. He'd rather do this than pretend he's the next Hollywood Square.
Jason Kash: Oh this is some bullshit...
Almost finished he feels another rumble traveling down his stomach. He farts, it echos and splashes as it pours into the toilet bowl. Grabbing his stomach as the growls and aches come from within. He leans back but it comes in sessions and doesn't seem to end as it comes out burning him.
Jason Kash: IT BURNS!! No more spicy food for me...Agghhh! Ohhhh that tickled!
Again long and deep breaths pump out of his lungs. He rubs his stomach as he sits there with his eyes closed. His voice takes a moment but finally breaks out still while his eyes remain shut and his hand rubs his "tummy".
Jason Kash: You Williams are without question the classiest dude I've stepped in the ring with in a long time. Jair was ehh but you are all class! It'll be a great Honor when I step inside the ring and whoop that ass. It's just common knowledge that once inside that ring I step up to any and all talent levels. When I've felt defeated, when inspiration and motivation was needed. At the pace to be great, I've exceeded all the expectations so you fucking haters can eat it! So when I watched as you last Asylum showed a Pooping Promo, I was laughing. Not because what you did was funny but because as classy as you are and portray yourself as being, that kind of world, the pooping, the mud butt, that's my world...Kind of caked as we speak!
He pushes himself up and grabs the toilet paper again. The process of cleaning feels like overtime at a labor job. He feels weakened and tired and a good nap would be lovely if he could force himself to sleep.
Jason Kash: People have always labeled me being as having a fetish with Pooping! I don't have a FETISH WITH POOP! I just leave it all out there, I don't have no room to have something be too personal because with "TMZ" out there, none of us are safe! APW needs a Hollywood Division now. So I'm not embarrassed to have Toilet Times shown on camera. The people, the fans, the haters will and have seen everything about me. My twitter feed doesn't showcase each step of my day but if it did, There'd be some toilet tweets, I'd make one now but my phone is charging. I'm the Super Mario of toilet promos and like him, I make it look good, you Williams just borrowed a style...
Done with wiping, Kash stands up. The camera view rises with him so it contains his upper half only. He gets his pants and stuff on and turns towards the toilet. The water is brown, like a cheap chocolate coco mix. He pushes down the lever and the toilet flushes again. He feels like taking a shower, probably should after that. He steps to the sink and turns on the faucet. Rubbing his hands together, adding in some soap from the liquid dispenser he washes his hands. His head slowly rises and his eyes lock onto the reflection of himself in the mirror. A big bathroom which shows as the unlucky Cameraman stands behind him but as far from Kash's ass as he can be. You can see him in the mirror but off to the side. Staring in the mirror, his eyes staring back at him he speaks out to himself, to those watching via the promo..
Jason Kash: Williams this is my world. I'm glad you found your place in this promotion. I'm glad to have seen and been able to watch you rise as far as you have. What I want is to beat Anthony Bailey, become APW Tag Champions once again. Those things, those moments will come. I'll get my chance at them both but the journey to those moments, those shots at brightening MY future has put you in front of me as a side mission. I make mistakes, most people do but inside that ring the mistake you make is stepping through the ropes. As good as you've become, I'm still better. I'm a Natural Athlete, I didn't need special training. I was always Hands On and my experience, my 10 years in this business has put me through heart ache and triumph. This is our year, the year of Foul Play...So I'm sorry for what has to happen Williams. To you, from me...At your expense..
He drops his head and leaves the bathroom, shutting off the light switch the scene begins to slow a bit. You hear Reaver off somewhere let out a half sleeping demand.
Reaver: SHUT THAT DAMN DOOR!!
The scene fades as the room remains dark even out in the room. The door to the bedroom opens and light fills the area close by as Kash exits the room and shuts the door behind him. The scene fades as the room once again sits dark as Reaver tries to sleep.
