Raab Nukem Forever

[Lord Raab]

Raab Nukem Forever. Hollywood, California. Saturday 27th April.

Stefan was in Hollywood in California doing a movie called Raab Nukem Forever based off the video game Duke Nukem forever. He had felt very depressed with his loss he had against Young Mannie last week, but he knew that this will cheer him up completely by doing this movie set. Stefan's wearing a red top with black jeans with a poisonous logo on the belt with black shoes.

He already was liking the idea of this movie about being a bad ass German guy, and he was going to save the world. The set starts with a guy playing as President Oliver and during the movie set, he begins to speak.

President Oliver: "Glad you are alright Raab Nukem".

Raab Nukem: "Why wouldn't I be?"

President Oliver: "Because you fell from the top of the cliff up there."

Raab Nukem: "So I see, but I'm fine. What is the task for today I have to do?"

President Oliver: "Destroying aliens, A swine cop and innocent civilians and then destroying your biggest enemy you have to face, Cycloid Emperor."

Raab Nukem: "Sounds like a fair deal to me President."

President Oliver: "It is fair, but it's time for you on getting down to the chamber to destroy those things I've said."

Raab Nukem: "Yes sir."

Stefan is going to use a toy machine gun to destroy some of the aliens, A swine cop and innocent people. Sometimes he'll use his hands as well. He also has a toy rocket launcher for destroying Cycloid Emperor. Stefan was going to talk about his match against Kaylyn James Evans as well, as he walks down the chamber to hunt down the enemies he has to destroy.

Raab Nukem: "Ah Kaylyn James Evans. I haven't forgotten about you, after the match we had back in October, when we were in the death match battle royal at One Night In Hell Pay Per View. Let me start by being nice to you on achieving your goal by winning the Suicidal belt from Aubrey J Parker, and I'm glad you did since all she seemed to care about was winning the tag team titles again. Aubrey is a stupid bitch isn't she?

The thing is, that you've had a lot of problems with Aubrey, Logan and Christian as of late haven't you? I thought my problems were bad enough with Reginald Schmidt not giving me anything, since I've been on Asylum, but god damn you got more problems than I have.

First of all you won the Suicidal title from Aubrey, and then last week you lost to Logan along with Christian Kane stabbing you in the back, because he said that he was held back by you. That's exactly what I feel with Reginald holding me back, but we aren't going to talk any more about Christian, Logan, Aubrey and Reginald for today.

Today's topic as well as me destroying things in my movie I'm making, that we are going to talk about our upcoming match for next Sunday."

There were a few guys that are dressed up in alien costumes and one of those aliens came up to Stefan, trying to attack him, but Stefan used his toy machine gun and a few hits later. The alien fell on the floor like he was pretending that he's dead, but just a few seconds later more aliens came up to Stefan.

Raab Nukem: "Die you alien scum."

Stefan was surrounded by so many aliens that he ended up shooting some of them down, until he ran out of ammo as he dropped the gun to the floor and puts the rest of the aliens in a head lock, passing them out to sleep as Stefan continued on walking in the chamber.

Raab Nukem: "I'm sick and tired with the Scheiße, that you former Meltdown idiots take title shot spots away from me, because all I've done since being on Asylum is facing Slade Craven over again three times, and I have to watch people like you get handed things you didn't earn in the first place.

Yeah I'm going to complain about it, because it's the truth that I haven't had one title shot since being drafted to Asylum, and the only time I did was when I was teaming with Yarmouth to face against Noble Hart for the tag titles, but that was way back in October. I mean come on you said winning matches doesn't always get you title shots, but I been around Asylum for a while and it seems like ass kissing and winning matches is the only way to get title shots, not by what people see in other wrestlers. Doesn't seem to work for me.

Logan is right about one thing on people getting handed title shots when they haven't done fuck all, but when it comes to me. I can't get a number one contenders spot for a title, let alone being placed in a match for a chance to go for somebody's title because Reginald is a versauen general manager, that has no idea what the blue hell he's doing, especially now when everyone else has had a spot to go for a title, or have been placed in a match for a title on Asylum.........................

EXCEPT FOR ME."

Which made Stefan get very angry, as he ended up going straight to the civilians, and beating them up quite badly.

Raab Nukem: "I show you respect."

Stefan was beating up the civilians so bad that they were almost destroyed. Stefan ran straight up the stairs, only for the swine cop trying to stop Raab in his tracks, throwing barrels at him until Raab got to the top, and he kicked the swine cop's head off, and it fell to the ground as Raab continued to walk in the chamber.

Raab Nukem: "Sometimes you get male wrestlers saying that they wouldn't wrestle or harm a female wrestler, but I would hurt female wrestlers as much as I destroy male wrestlers, in the ring. Male wrestlers that say they are against violence on women are ficken pussies, refusing to get in the ring with them, while I step to the ring against anybody at any time and place.

You may think to yourself, hey Stefan's pissed off being placed in another hardcore match but guess what? I'm not since these types of matches are actually good, because I do better in Extreme rules matches, than I do in normal wrestling matches, so it's not a punishment for me at all.

It's more for you Kaylyn, because nobody ever wants to step in the ring with a German beast, that's willing to do anything it takes to beat people up so badly in the ring, that they won't stand after the match is over, like I did with those civilians a while ago because that's how much I've changed, since my match against President Jeff.

You thought you went through hell facing Logan and Aubrey? Those matches were nothing compared to the experience you are going to witness against me, because I'm a lot more violent than Aubrey is being a weak bitch she is.

I wish your title was on the line, because I wouldn't be left out like I am currently, being stuck with normal regular match up's that doesn't mean anything to my career, no matter how much Ross says it does."

Stefan reached the end of the chamber and he got lifted up in a helicopter to take on the biggest enemy he had come across, the Cycloid Emperor. He's a robot dressed in metal clothes and Stefan got the toy rocket launcher, before being dropped down from the helicopter, to fight Cycloid Emperor.

Raab Nukem: "I'm going to piss on your eye, when I've done with you."

Then Raab starts to fight the robot, as he continues to speak with a smile on his face.

Raab Nukem: "That's what I'm all about, leaving traces of mess around my enemies, just like our match will be left with a mass load of weapons in the ring, we can use on each other. It will get chaos in our match, because of us being the most hated man and woman in APW. That's something else I like about you, is that you aren't like the other women in APW that feel being loved and adored by the fans will get them somewhere in wrestling. You want to be hated and get the fans to boo you which is something I do admire.

But you sound like that you're loved by everybody in APW, especially with being Jason Kash's lover I've heard on twitter. So all of this being the most hated woman in APW is bullshit, especially when I know you actually do respect, Aubrey J Parker and Logan Alexander. If you want to be hated, you shouldn't respect anybody which is exactly what I don't do.

I don't want people liking or adoring me in APW, because that's what I want, although Buckson Gooch wants me to like me and team with him on Meltdown, but I will decide that nearer the time since I want to face The Guv'nor over there but that's it."

Stefan rubs his hands for a bit, showing the evil side of him while he gets ammo for the rocket launcher, to shoot at the Cycloid Emperor.

Raab Nukem: "What's funny about two weeks ago, is that Jason didn't even care about you being beaten up by Christian Kane, during your match with Logan. It really shows how much he loves you doesn't it? I guess he thought you can deal with things yourself, when in reality Jason doesn't give a damn about you. He cares more about his butt buddies group of Foul Play than you, and hell where is your involvement in the team?

Just what I thought since he's stabbing you in the back, which is exactly why I don't have any friends in APW, because I don't need them, nor do I want incidents like that happening to me. You seem like you don't even love Jason any more but don't worry, I'm going to end it there because it's not relevant to our match.

What is relevant though, is that your going to see the brutal side of me on nobody has seen before, that I aim on destroying you so bad that you will be completely done for, when it comes to this Extreme rules match."

Stefan thought he's finished, getting the Cycloid Emperor down the second time after pulling all the strings out of Cycloid's arms, but he got back up and Stefan had to continue fighting the robot.

Raab Nukem: "Please don't tell me that you actually said you don't care about winning titles? You made yourself sound so ficken stupid by saying that, because now people think that you are in the sport for the money, just like Young Mannie. Cut the bullshit Kaylyn, because we all know that you care on holding that title you have now.

The funny thing is that since you joined APW. All you've done is chasing after Aubrey J Parker and Logan Alexander when there are other wrestlers you could face in the ring, but that's alright because we know that you don't stand a chance against other wrestlers in APW, since your afraid of the other wrestlers. At least I've moved on from President Jeff now, and you should do the same with the M&M/Kaylyn rivalry, because I'm sick to death of this pathetic war you got going on.

I'm pretty sure that other people are sick of it as well, as it's gone on for way too long. Next Sunday you aren't facing against Logan or Aubrey. It's me, and I hope you will focus on me just as much as I'm focused on you, because they are irrelevant to our match.

You're going to realize while you are still champion, that there are more wrestlers on Asylum you can face in the ring than just the M&M team that you've chased after, since you joined APW. Sure you faced The Dying Breed lately as well, but that's only because they were former tag champions back then, and you didn't even earn the tag title shot either.

You was only involved in the match because of the pathetic overdone soap opera you got going with Aubrey, and the same with Logan and Christian as well. It's boring the hell out of me and I bet you are glad that your facing somebody else for a change? Because when I had a match against TJ. I was over the moon on facing him since it pissed me off, facing against Slade all the time, which thankfully has gone missing and has been for a while. I've never been happier than I have facing different people every Asylum show."

Stefan fought for a bit before he continues to speak.

Raab Nukem: "This match is a real test for you to see where you stand against the rest of the Asylum roster, because other than The Dying Breed and M&M. You haven't faced anybody else on the brand, and it will open your eyes to see that there are other wrestlers wanting to face you in the future, especially if your still champion after Mayhem.

I'm going to use everything that I can on treating you like you're not different to other wrestlers in the ring, hitting you with steel chairs, trash cans hell even ladders and sledgehammers as well considering the bad mood I will be in next Sunday. I want to bust you open and break every single bone in your body even breaking your damn neck because that's how i'm going to be from now on. For now I'm finished talking about you until Saturday."

Cycloid Emperor got knocked down and this time it didn't get up as Stefan had one last thing to do and that was to piss in the eye as he pulled down on his zip and pissed in Cycloid's eye for a minute and after he pissed in the eye. It's finally destroyed as the camera crew got told to cut as they finished filming Stefan's special movie as he zipped his trousers up and went home.

TAGS; Kaylyn James Evans
WORDS; 2502 without coding and 2733 with coding
OUTFIT; Think how Duke Nukem wears his clothes on the Duke Nukem forever video game.
NOTES; Part 1 of 2 RP's I will do which is going to be a very tight squeeze this week but I will put a second RP in for sure girl don't worry. I've really enjoyed writing this RP.
CREDITS; FlawlessGFX Exclusive for STEFAN RAAB
LYRICS; “Cannibal” by Static-X