Post by The Smooth One on May 2, 2013 22:15:20 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]Fri, May 3rd at 5;06pm[/glow]
In Sau Paulo, Brazil, The Dying Breed are standing outside São Paulo–Guarulhos International Airport awaiting their driver APW Megastars “The Smooth One” William D. Williams Jr. “The Promise” Anthony Bailey and Jair “J-Hop” Hopkins comprise the most dynamic group in professional wrestling today and along for the ride William “Billy Dee” Williams aka Papa Smooth. The Monday’s Asylum will truly test the mettle of the Dying Breed when WDWJ and the Promise face members of Foul Play in singles matches and J-Hop is in the Fatal Four match to determine the final entrant into the Tap Out Title Gauntlet match!
Papa Smooth: Hey Son, it’s beautiful here!! Thank you for allowing me to come along.
No problem Pops! It’s nice to have you here. You get to watch the Dying Breed stop Foul Play in their tracks!
J-Hop: Yeah Mr. Williams we are happy to have you here we like having you around.
AB: Hey Smooth..your eye looks like hell?
The Smooth One wipes at his eye…
I know! Ever since Kash poked me in the eye on Monday it’s been bothering me. I am not sure what is going on I may have to go see an ophthalmologist!
J-Hop: It looks like you have pink eye.
Yeah I have been immersed in Foul Play germs! I mean between Lively spitting on me and Kash poking his filthy thumb in my eye all I need now is for Reaver to bite me and I’ll be a cesspool of germs and shipped off to the Centers for Disease Control.
Don’t touch it …
What?
Smooth reaches out for his father…
Don’t touch me!
What?
You’ve got Foul Play cooties!
The rest of the Dying Breed have a laugh at the expense of the Smooth One…
OK fellas not funny…
Hey Smooth you should get an eye patch! Eye patches are cool!
I am not getting an eye patch…that is not Smooth!!
You'd have me running around here like Captain Jack Sparrow!! What I am going to get is a saline wash and I’ll be fine.
Ok..guys let’s give Smooth a break…here is the car..let’s roll.
As the stretch Cadillac Escolade pulls up to take the The Dying Breed members to their hotel William D. Williams Jr. ponders what lies ahead on the scenic ride through the beautiful city San Paulo.
Hey AB?
Sup Smooth
You’ve faced several times, so what’s the key?
Bro, there is no blueprint to beating Kash mostly because you don’t know which Kash is going to show up. If he solely relied on his skill he’d beat most people, but he is also sadistic and maniacal. He will often times put off winning a match just so he can keep punishing and punishing his opponent. He wants to hurt people and I am still not sure why anyone would align themselves with him because he can’t be trusted.
Well that helps a lot …thanks!
No seriously, while one of his strengths is his unpredictability it is also his greatest weakness. He is mentally tough for sure, but he can be distracted and that is where you will find your opportunity.
Ok, I feel you. This is a crossroad for me. This is the match that will determine if I belong in the ring with the big boys. Other than when I faced TJ and before that Envi on Meltdown this the biggest singles match I’ve had. I won’t have you guys to look to when things get hectic in the ring. It is me against “THE” Jason Kash! Mr. Grand Slam! The Innovator of Violence.,,some how I feel like I drew the short straw,
Don’t ask me anything about him! I want to stab him in sleep!
Umm…OK…they’ll be no stabbing J..well at least not today!
At least you don’t have to wrestle the “spitter”
Yeah that is nasty…
Don’t worry..if he does it..he’ll run!
What is it with them..they do something cruddy and then run?
Yeah…Kash poked me in the eye and ran? I guess it’s a Foul Play defense mechanism?
The Innovator of Violence pokes and runs…that’s a clown move bro!
There are probably several women that have said the same thing!
The Reaver never runs?
He is too dumb to run!
AHHHHHH…
I wonder if they have Mean Girls on PPV in the hotel?
What?
Nothing…random thought…disregard!
Back to Kash…Look I need an edge!
Smooth calm down!
I am calm…my eye is oozing and well it itches a little bit, but I am calm.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Whatever…check it out. I don’t have a problem with Kash, but he hates your guts and the whole thing Tasha is crazy!
Don’t remind me!! I am going to kill him at Mayhem!
You know Kash is obsessed with you?
Man..stop playing!
Seriously, I bet he has a room in his cave dedicated specifically to you….I mean why do you think the Dying Breed merchandise is so hard to find? I bet he sleeps in Promise PJ’s?
I thought we shelved that idea?
He got the prototype pair! I am telling you,,,he is obsessed. I mean you don’t go around kidnapping peoples exes if you don’;t have some kind of crazy fetish! You just let them show up in the rain standing in your mulch beds.
Yeah mannies ex right…
Yeah she’s a good kid, but honestly who wants to be where mannies been!
Isn’t she at your house right now?
Yes?
I hope you still have your comic book collection when you get home.
Hey not the Secret Wars!!! This isn’t funny we have to back to the United States immediately!!
Calm Down!!
Driver turn this thing around we have to go back now! The original Cloak and Dagger miniseries is in danger!
Don’t worry son…I put the comic books collection in the vault.
The electric football game?
Yes!
Autographed sports memorabilia?
Check!
Bobbleheads?
Check!
Sports Jerseys? Star Wars actions figures!
Yes..son now please calm down!
The Lando Calrissian figure..
Especially that one!
Beanie babies?
WHAT!!
They were projected to appreciate? They didn’t now. …I just have a bunch of them!
Man…you lost cool points for that.
I was..wait..don’t judge me. It was an investment.
Thank God we are at the hotel!!
What?..come on guys..
The Breed exit the Escalade…shaking their heads.
Son…you sadden me right now.
POP!
We need time…
Come on fellas!
The Breed and Papa Smooth leave the Smooth One in the limo….
I need help…my eye!
Get your beanie babies to help you!
That’s cold bros ..thats cold!
Smooth Journal Entry – 05041312:01 – I believe!
I find myself in my hotel room all alone even my pops has abandoned me. Who would have though a collection of beanie babies would have cause such a revolt? That’s ok when they find out that I am working on a deal with TY to make The Dying Breed beanie babies!! I have a tough task ahead of me on Monday as I will be facing Jason Kash. I have been watching Kash for most of my time here. He certainly casts a big shadow and wreaks havoc everywhere he goes. I have watched him harass AJP and Bailey to no end and while I enjoy it when he gives mannie the business, I can’t help but wonder how Kash keeps himself motivated? I mean he has won dam near every title imaginable. He probably has a collection of bronzed chairs from each concussion he has given. I am sure he has other little baubles he has collected over the years..teeth, ear pieces, eyeballs, fingers..toes, etc. My job on Sunday is to keep the Smooth body parts out of that collection.
This is round three of Dying Breed vs. Foul Play. AB and I lost the tag team match vs. Kash and Reaver we gained a measure of success in the three man tag victory. Now that we are all parsed in separate encounters with FP the true measure of a man shall be revealed. While everyone else in the Breed hates Kash, I sort of admire his win at all costs complete carnage style. While I would not subscribe to it as a recipe for myself I have to give credit where credit is due. The style has been advantageous and has made him feared and respected throughout the wrestling community. I believe that Jason is driven by chaos and what that stands for. His life was and is one of trial after trial to prove himself, to stay alive, to function in an arena where others wilt and crumble. It has turned an average human being into a cold calculating manic that happens to be one of the best wrestlers in the game. I then have to ask myself “what the hell am I doing in the ring with him” ..Good question self! let me answer that for you! I am the complete opposite of JK . I grew up in a life of privilege. I never had to struggle for anything. The finest homes, clothes, cars, food, you name it we had it. Some of the biggest names in the entertainment business strolled through my living room. The likes of Richard Pryor, James Earl Jones and Harrison Ford broke bread and entertained in the House of Williams. I remember fondly Diana Ross and Carrie Fisher arguing over who was going to tuck me in. It was a place of peace…something Jason Kash knows nothing about. He is an unhappy man and everyone around him whether friend or foe must suffer the same fate, thus the birth of Foul Play.
I believe that I am the light and I have the measure to slow down the machine that is Jason Kash. I could fall into the trap that is following the mantra that is Asylum. That blood and guts mentally has ended a many career of those who ventured that path. I could battle JK tooth and nail, toe to toe, blow for blow, but that is not my strength. I am smarter than that…I am a technician in the ring and I’ll use that to my advantage. I have noticed the JK has been getting around a little gingerly these days. When he scooted out of the ring at Meltdown on Monday, he wasn’t moving quite as quickly as normal! Is there a chink in the armor of the venerable Jason Kash? Is that hammy acting up? I can imagine that all of those hard stool sessions have taken a toll on his core and lower extremities. I mean all of that clinching and contorting on the throne could very well have aggravated a previous injury. Leave it to JK to pull and hammy while sitting on the toilet!
I believe in my method of grounding Kash and give him a mat wrestling lesson, I didn’t train all of these years not to apply it when it is appropriate. I am going to wear him down and take him deep into the time limit. I may be older but, I am way younger in mat years. All of the wars play in my favor on Sunday. All the chair shots, concussions, lacerations and bruises. All of the bumps, table crashes, punches, kicks and stomps over the course of his 10 year career give me an edge. There is not a spot on JK’s body that isn’t bashed or battered or contused and while his mind is still sharp…well as sharp as a mind can be for a maniac when your body shuts down..it shuts down. After I work and work and work on those weary legs and as long as he is off his feet I don’t have to worry about those devastating finishers the “Mark of Jason” or the “U.T.I Under the Influence”. If I get the Ode to Shelly on Kash…this crossroads match will solidify me as one of the real players in APW and provide me some momentum as I enter the Tap Out Gauntlet match at Mayhem.
I believe in the stories of the best laid plans and how they go awry, but if I don’t believe that I can do it then who will? I will stand across the ring and ultimately face to face with one of the baddest dudes to every lace up a pair of wrestling boots. I know its cliché, but the toothless wunderkind has made APW megastars shit themselves when his issues them a challenge (Mannie) he has retired friends (Borderland) and foes alike. He has set the bar for what success..no what greatness is in APW and while I am in awe of the shine that is Jason Kash….I have no fear. So come Sunday…May 5th…. Cinco De Mayo! in front of some of the finest women to grace GOD’s green earth!…”The Smooth One” William D. Williams Jr will walk that aisle ..alone …no J-Hop …No Promise…with my own faculties…prepared mentally, spiritually and physically..ready for the biggest challenge of my career! I will not be adding any treasures to the Kash’s Morbid Museum…yet instead I intend to bring an end to the Wrath of Kash. I am light to his darkness..the good to his evil and in the end there shall be no celebrations for the dark side because in this trilogy the LIGHT wins and Kash..well …he’ll get nothing…..and like it!!
I believe..I believe ..I believe I WILL BEAT JASON KASH!!!
Finis
In Sau Paulo, Brazil, The Dying Breed are standing outside São Paulo–Guarulhos International Airport awaiting their driver APW Megastars “The Smooth One” William D. Williams Jr. “The Promise” Anthony Bailey and Jair “J-Hop” Hopkins comprise the most dynamic group in professional wrestling today and along for the ride William “Billy Dee” Williams aka Papa Smooth. The Monday’s Asylum will truly test the mettle of the Dying Breed when WDWJ and the Promise face members of Foul Play in singles matches and J-Hop is in the Fatal Four match to determine the final entrant into the Tap Out Title Gauntlet match!
Papa Smooth: Hey Son, it’s beautiful here!! Thank you for allowing me to come along.
No problem Pops! It’s nice to have you here. You get to watch the Dying Breed stop Foul Play in their tracks!
J-Hop: Yeah Mr. Williams we are happy to have you here we like having you around.
AB: Hey Smooth..your eye looks like hell?
The Smooth One wipes at his eye…
I know! Ever since Kash poked me in the eye on Monday it’s been bothering me. I am not sure what is going on I may have to go see an ophthalmologist!
J-Hop: It looks like you have pink eye.
Yeah I have been immersed in Foul Play germs! I mean between Lively spitting on me and Kash poking his filthy thumb in my eye all I need now is for Reaver to bite me and I’ll be a cesspool of germs and shipped off to the Centers for Disease Control.
Don’t touch it …
What?
Smooth reaches out for his father…
Don’t touch me!
What?
You’ve got Foul Play cooties!
The rest of the Dying Breed have a laugh at the expense of the Smooth One…
OK fellas not funny…
Hey Smooth you should get an eye patch! Eye patches are cool!
I am not getting an eye patch…that is not Smooth!!
You'd have me running around here like Captain Jack Sparrow!! What I am going to get is a saline wash and I’ll be fine.
Ok..guys let’s give Smooth a break…here is the car..let’s roll.
As the stretch Cadillac Escolade pulls up to take the The Dying Breed members to their hotel William D. Williams Jr. ponders what lies ahead on the scenic ride through the beautiful city San Paulo.
Hey AB?
Sup Smooth
You’ve faced several times, so what’s the key?
Bro, there is no blueprint to beating Kash mostly because you don’t know which Kash is going to show up. If he solely relied on his skill he’d beat most people, but he is also sadistic and maniacal. He will often times put off winning a match just so he can keep punishing and punishing his opponent. He wants to hurt people and I am still not sure why anyone would align themselves with him because he can’t be trusted.
Well that helps a lot …thanks!
No seriously, while one of his strengths is his unpredictability it is also his greatest weakness. He is mentally tough for sure, but he can be distracted and that is where you will find your opportunity.
Ok, I feel you. This is a crossroad for me. This is the match that will determine if I belong in the ring with the big boys. Other than when I faced TJ and before that Envi on Meltdown this the biggest singles match I’ve had. I won’t have you guys to look to when things get hectic in the ring. It is me against “THE” Jason Kash! Mr. Grand Slam! The Innovator of Violence.,,some how I feel like I drew the short straw,
Don’t ask me anything about him! I want to stab him in sleep!
Umm…OK…they’ll be no stabbing J..well at least not today!
At least you don’t have to wrestle the “spitter”
Yeah that is nasty…
Don’t worry..if he does it..he’ll run!
What is it with them..they do something cruddy and then run?
Yeah…Kash poked me in the eye and ran? I guess it’s a Foul Play defense mechanism?
The Innovator of Violence pokes and runs…that’s a clown move bro!
There are probably several women that have said the same thing!
The Reaver never runs?
He is too dumb to run!
AHHHHHH…
I wonder if they have Mean Girls on PPV in the hotel?
What?
Nothing…random thought…disregard!
Back to Kash…Look I need an edge!
Smooth calm down!
I am calm…my eye is oozing and well it itches a little bit, but I am calm.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Whatever…check it out. I don’t have a problem with Kash, but he hates your guts and the whole thing Tasha is crazy!
Don’t remind me!! I am going to kill him at Mayhem!
You know Kash is obsessed with you?
Man..stop playing!
Seriously, I bet he has a room in his cave dedicated specifically to you….I mean why do you think the Dying Breed merchandise is so hard to find? I bet he sleeps in Promise PJ’s?
I thought we shelved that idea?
He got the prototype pair! I am telling you,,,he is obsessed. I mean you don’t go around kidnapping peoples exes if you don’;t have some kind of crazy fetish! You just let them show up in the rain standing in your mulch beds.
Yeah mannies ex right…
Yeah she’s a good kid, but honestly who wants to be where mannies been!
Isn’t she at your house right now?
Yes?
I hope you still have your comic book collection when you get home.
Hey not the Secret Wars!!! This isn’t funny we have to back to the United States immediately!!
Calm Down!!
Driver turn this thing around we have to go back now! The original Cloak and Dagger miniseries is in danger!
Don’t worry son…I put the comic books collection in the vault.
The electric football game?
Yes!
Autographed sports memorabilia?
Check!
Bobbleheads?
Check!
Sports Jerseys? Star Wars actions figures!
Yes..son now please calm down!
The Lando Calrissian figure..
Especially that one!
Beanie babies?
WHAT!!
They were projected to appreciate? They didn’t now. …I just have a bunch of them!
Man…you lost cool points for that.
I was..wait..don’t judge me. It was an investment.
Thank God we are at the hotel!!
What?..come on guys..
The Breed exit the Escalade…shaking their heads.
Son…you sadden me right now.
POP!
We need time…
Come on fellas!
The Breed and Papa Smooth leave the Smooth One in the limo….
I need help…my eye!
Get your beanie babies to help you!
That’s cold bros ..thats cold!
Smooth Journal Entry – 05041312:01 – I believe!
I find myself in my hotel room all alone even my pops has abandoned me. Who would have though a collection of beanie babies would have cause such a revolt? That’s ok when they find out that I am working on a deal with TY to make The Dying Breed beanie babies!! I have a tough task ahead of me on Monday as I will be facing Jason Kash. I have been watching Kash for most of my time here. He certainly casts a big shadow and wreaks havoc everywhere he goes. I have watched him harass AJP and Bailey to no end and while I enjoy it when he gives mannie the business, I can’t help but wonder how Kash keeps himself motivated? I mean he has won dam near every title imaginable. He probably has a collection of bronzed chairs from each concussion he has given. I am sure he has other little baubles he has collected over the years..teeth, ear pieces, eyeballs, fingers..toes, etc. My job on Sunday is to keep the Smooth body parts out of that collection.
This is round three of Dying Breed vs. Foul Play. AB and I lost the tag team match vs. Kash and Reaver we gained a measure of success in the three man tag victory. Now that we are all parsed in separate encounters with FP the true measure of a man shall be revealed. While everyone else in the Breed hates Kash, I sort of admire his win at all costs complete carnage style. While I would not subscribe to it as a recipe for myself I have to give credit where credit is due. The style has been advantageous and has made him feared and respected throughout the wrestling community. I believe that Jason is driven by chaos and what that stands for. His life was and is one of trial after trial to prove himself, to stay alive, to function in an arena where others wilt and crumble. It has turned an average human being into a cold calculating manic that happens to be one of the best wrestlers in the game. I then have to ask myself “what the hell am I doing in the ring with him” ..Good question self! let me answer that for you! I am the complete opposite of JK . I grew up in a life of privilege. I never had to struggle for anything. The finest homes, clothes, cars, food, you name it we had it. Some of the biggest names in the entertainment business strolled through my living room. The likes of Richard Pryor, James Earl Jones and Harrison Ford broke bread and entertained in the House of Williams. I remember fondly Diana Ross and Carrie Fisher arguing over who was going to tuck me in. It was a place of peace…something Jason Kash knows nothing about. He is an unhappy man and everyone around him whether friend or foe must suffer the same fate, thus the birth of Foul Play.
I believe that I am the light and I have the measure to slow down the machine that is Jason Kash. I could fall into the trap that is following the mantra that is Asylum. That blood and guts mentally has ended a many career of those who ventured that path. I could battle JK tooth and nail, toe to toe, blow for blow, but that is not my strength. I am smarter than that…I am a technician in the ring and I’ll use that to my advantage. I have noticed the JK has been getting around a little gingerly these days. When he scooted out of the ring at Meltdown on Monday, he wasn’t moving quite as quickly as normal! Is there a chink in the armor of the venerable Jason Kash? Is that hammy acting up? I can imagine that all of those hard stool sessions have taken a toll on his core and lower extremities. I mean all of that clinching and contorting on the throne could very well have aggravated a previous injury. Leave it to JK to pull and hammy while sitting on the toilet!
I believe in my method of grounding Kash and give him a mat wrestling lesson, I didn’t train all of these years not to apply it when it is appropriate. I am going to wear him down and take him deep into the time limit. I may be older but, I am way younger in mat years. All of the wars play in my favor on Sunday. All the chair shots, concussions, lacerations and bruises. All of the bumps, table crashes, punches, kicks and stomps over the course of his 10 year career give me an edge. There is not a spot on JK’s body that isn’t bashed or battered or contused and while his mind is still sharp…well as sharp as a mind can be for a maniac when your body shuts down..it shuts down. After I work and work and work on those weary legs and as long as he is off his feet I don’t have to worry about those devastating finishers the “Mark of Jason” or the “U.T.I Under the Influence”. If I get the Ode to Shelly on Kash…this crossroads match will solidify me as one of the real players in APW and provide me some momentum as I enter the Tap Out Gauntlet match at Mayhem.
I believe in the stories of the best laid plans and how they go awry, but if I don’t believe that I can do it then who will? I will stand across the ring and ultimately face to face with one of the baddest dudes to every lace up a pair of wrestling boots. I know its cliché, but the toothless wunderkind has made APW megastars shit themselves when his issues them a challenge (Mannie) he has retired friends (Borderland) and foes alike. He has set the bar for what success..no what greatness is in APW and while I am in awe of the shine that is Jason Kash….I have no fear. So come Sunday…May 5th…. Cinco De Mayo! in front of some of the finest women to grace GOD’s green earth!…”The Smooth One” William D. Williams Jr will walk that aisle ..alone …no J-Hop …No Promise…with my own faculties…prepared mentally, spiritually and physically..ready for the biggest challenge of my career! I will not be adding any treasures to the Kash’s Morbid Museum…yet instead I intend to bring an end to the Wrath of Kash. I am light to his darkness..the good to his evil and in the end there shall be no celebrations for the dark side because in this trilogy the LIGHT wins and Kash..well …he’ll get nothing…..and like it!!
I believe..I believe ..I believe I WILL BEAT JASON KASH!!!
Finis
