Post by Billy Dork on Oct 4, 2008 13:42:17 GMT -4
[The scene opens to black, which is actually a pretty bad way to open a scene, but i digress, that's kick things over with a british narrator shall we?]
Narrrator: "Thank you, mr. Description man, Now you may be wondering acouple things, Like who's Billy Dork, Why do you hear someone describing the scene to you, and why is there a brittish narrator, The answer to these questions is, Yes, No, And No. You See you don't actually hear the description, or me for that matter, only the one they call, Billy Dork can hear us, and only when he smokes the gangja. Which is most of the time..."
"Got That right..."
[The Scene Actually opens to a man sitting in alittle black chair, looking up at the sky, in a room with hideious shag carpet, four white walls and a computer infront of him, He is wearing no shirt and out of style spandex pants...]
"Hey, there coming back."
[....I Was'nt finished. He has long unkempt hair, and for some reason is wearing black tube socks, This man is the imfamous, Billy Dork, And he is a loser.]
Billy Dork: "Hey, i heard that."
[It is at this moment when another man walks into the room, wearing a money green armani suit, the man is alittle overweight, has short orange hair, and a goatee, this man is, Billy Dork Manager, Chri$ Ca$h.]
Chri$ Ca$H: "Billy, who are you talking to?"
[Billy begins to answer him, still looking up at the sky.]
Billy Dork:"The guy who just called you overweight."
[Chris looks confused, until he looks over at the computer desk, and sees the end of a roach. Chris shakes his head, walks over to the computer desk, grabs the roach bud and throws it in a trashcan right by the computer desk, as, Billy finally looks at him.]
Billy Dork:"Hey Man."
[Chris shakes his head again. looking disapointed.]
Chri$ Ca$h: "Billy what are you doing to yourself, you've been in this room ever since you quit wrestling. Almost a year now, you can't just give up life because of acouple losses, and just play that stupid game all your life."
[Billy begins to get very defensive.]
Billy Dork:"You take that back, World Of Warcraft, is not just a game, It's like real life only better."
[Chris sighs as he begins to talk again, sounding worried.]
Chri$ Ca$H: "Billy i hate to break this to you, but there are no, orge's and elfs and hatever other mythical creature is in that game in real life"
[Billy snaps at, Chris.]
Billy Dork:"You bite your tongue..This stuff could real happen."
[Billy looks at the computer and begins playing his game again. Chris just laughed, he did'nt know why but there was something about, Billy that made everyone laugh, maybe it was his child like innoncence, or just his stupidity, Whatever it was it mae you laugh.]
Chri$ Ca$h:"Look, Billy i would'nt do this if you were'nt my friend, and understand i'm only doing this to help, i've booked you with a wrestling compny called, Action Packed Wrestling, i think it'll be a good place for you, and maybe after you win acouple matches, maybe you'll get your confidence back and be the Billy Dork, you use to be, Maybe you coud even in a world title?"
[Billy gets defensive again, but does'nt look aay from his game.]
Billy Dork:"I don't Wanna, you can't make me."
[Chris shakes his head again, which seems to be a usual reaction to things, Billy says and does.]
Chri$ Ca$h:"Alright, Billy, i did'nt want to do this but you forced my hand."
[Chris puts his arms around billy and lifts him up out of his chair and begins dragging him out of the room which, Billy's called his home for almost a year, as Billy Screams.]
Billy Dork:"No My PRECIOUS!!!!"
[The camera zooms in, on the computer as we see, Billys WoW Character get killed.]
TO BE CONTINUED...
Narrator:"Or will it? Bom bom bom."
((OOC:Edited for the Narrarators Color.))
Narrrator: "Thank you, mr. Description man, Now you may be wondering acouple things, Like who's Billy Dork, Why do you hear someone describing the scene to you, and why is there a brittish narrator, The answer to these questions is, Yes, No, And No. You See you don't actually hear the description, or me for that matter, only the one they call, Billy Dork can hear us, and only when he smokes the gangja. Which is most of the time..."
"Got That right..."
[The Scene Actually opens to a man sitting in alittle black chair, looking up at the sky, in a room with hideious shag carpet, four white walls and a computer infront of him, He is wearing no shirt and out of style spandex pants...]
"Hey, there coming back."
[....I Was'nt finished. He has long unkempt hair, and for some reason is wearing black tube socks, This man is the imfamous, Billy Dork, And he is a loser.]
Billy Dork: "Hey, i heard that."
[It is at this moment when another man walks into the room, wearing a money green armani suit, the man is alittle overweight, has short orange hair, and a goatee, this man is, Billy Dork Manager, Chri$ Ca$h.]
Chri$ Ca$H: "Billy, who are you talking to?"
[Billy begins to answer him, still looking up at the sky.]
Billy Dork:"The guy who just called you overweight."
[Chris looks confused, until he looks over at the computer desk, and sees the end of a roach. Chris shakes his head, walks over to the computer desk, grabs the roach bud and throws it in a trashcan right by the computer desk, as, Billy finally looks at him.]
Billy Dork:"Hey Man."
[Chris shakes his head again. looking disapointed.]
Chri$ Ca$h: "Billy what are you doing to yourself, you've been in this room ever since you quit wrestling. Almost a year now, you can't just give up life because of acouple losses, and just play that stupid game all your life."
[Billy begins to get very defensive.]
Billy Dork:"You take that back, World Of Warcraft, is not just a game, It's like real life only better."
[Chris sighs as he begins to talk again, sounding worried.]
Chri$ Ca$H: "Billy i hate to break this to you, but there are no, orge's and elfs and hatever other mythical creature is in that game in real life"
[Billy snaps at, Chris.]
Billy Dork:"You bite your tongue..This stuff could real happen."
[Billy looks at the computer and begins playing his game again. Chris just laughed, he did'nt know why but there was something about, Billy that made everyone laugh, maybe it was his child like innoncence, or just his stupidity, Whatever it was it mae you laugh.]
Chri$ Ca$h:"Look, Billy i would'nt do this if you were'nt my friend, and understand i'm only doing this to help, i've booked you with a wrestling compny called, Action Packed Wrestling, i think it'll be a good place for you, and maybe after you win acouple matches, maybe you'll get your confidence back and be the Billy Dork, you use to be, Maybe you coud even in a world title?"
[Billy gets defensive again, but does'nt look aay from his game.]
Billy Dork:"I don't Wanna, you can't make me."
[Chris shakes his head again, which seems to be a usual reaction to things, Billy says and does.]
Chri$ Ca$h:"Alright, Billy, i did'nt want to do this but you forced my hand."
[Chris puts his arms around billy and lifts him up out of his chair and begins dragging him out of the room which, Billy's called his home for almost a year, as Billy Screams.]
Billy Dork:"No My PRECIOUS!!!!"
[The camera zooms in, on the computer as we see, Billys WoW Character get killed.]
TO BE CONTINUED...
Narrator:"Or will it? Bom bom bom."
((OOC:Edited for the Narrarators Color.))
