Post by The Smooth One on May 18, 2013 17:58:38 GMT -4
Smooth Journal: 2013051509:24
Who cares what I am wearing, where I am and blah blah blah… I am preparing for my second Tap Out Gauntlet match and while I didn’t fare very well in the first one, I certainly plan to do better this go around. The last time my claim to un-garnered fame was that I gave Julius Farquhar a good go and that is not enough. All of the chit chatter says I have no chance and that I bullied myself into the match and ya damn right I did because I am that MAN!! Obviously the brass didn’t think that I didn’t belong and well TJ wanted a challenge and he knows that I am one roster members that can give him that challenge in this type of match.
I know that most people are saying that I am the weak link of the Breed and I am not pulling my weight but real talk it doesn’t matter what anyone outside of the Breed thinks. We are a tight knit group, a fraternity, a brotherhood that only a few are considered and only the best are chosen. When AB called me and we talked about the mission of the Dying Breed both inside and outside of the ring it was appealing to me. The Breed has not only the mission to be the best faction in APW we have the mission to effect positive change on the world. We have a plan to take the TDB brand global and take professional wrestling to new heights. Notice that I said POSITIVE!!! There are so many damage, demented and deranged people on the APW roster that if I wasn’t in the BREED I have to hire a bodyguard like Mannie!
Speaking of Mannie…while he is an ego manic his is not as sick as the others. Instead of honing his craft he’d rather take half naked photos for a MEN’s magazine. This is what I do not understand… while I think it is amazing that mannie was able to get a deal with adidas, what I do not understand is why they would pick someone who is not a champion, who does not even wear the product when he is wrestling and outside of APW…and the MEN that were appalled that there was a male spread in their GQ magazine even knows? There is a marketing director on Monster.com right now looking for a job!!!
I know that mannie knows that Shanell is at my house and he does not care he way too caught in his own fanfare to care about much else other than himself. He shares this trait with everyone in this match except for maybe TJ who cares too much and is probably auditioning to be the poster boy for the March of Dimes campaign. While TJ loves to much…mannie loves things that do not matter and that is what has plagued his career. At first it was drugs, cars, alcohol and cavorting. While extremely talented he ignored his training and filled his days and nights with weed and petron’ ..fast women and fast cars. He took for granted the opportunities he had laid before him. He got arrested..he smoked weed on national t.v. and got suspended and eventually locked up. He was young and impetuous..he listened to no one. He immersed himself in a wannabe rapper lifestyle that had him spend the first 5-6 years of his career floundering when should have been a champion.
Then he met me and while he would never admit it …I helped him change who he was. He would give credit to his reformed pimp Uncle Charlie and other counsel, but I know and he knows that it was I that helped him move from Mr. 420 to the The Main Attraction. However, I am Dr. Frankenstein and he is my monster, because mannie is such an extreme personality he cleaned up his act and went from a damaging himself and hurting those around him to a flat out narcissistic ass clown and all the while…still hasn’t improve as a talent! Sure he had a brief run as North American Champion, but a 4 week run in a 6 year career equals hot garbage in my book.
Regardless, mannie brought me here and without him I wouldn’t have embarked on a portion of my dream, but now he is in my way and while my hatred for him isn’t as incessant as it was I still don’t like him. While I don’t know what place I’ll fall in the gauntlet but I’d love to get my hands on him while healthy. It would give me great pleasure to knock him the fuck out!!
This brings me to Mr. Logan Alexander it’s been a long time since we crossed paths. I remember you trying to play big brother to AJP when she and I were getting to know each other, but little did you know that I wasn’t the one you had to watch out for. I was no threat to her cause I am one of the good guys, but I guess you powers of discernment are a little off because you couldn’t detect that. Back then you barely parted your lips, but now all of a sudden you got the big mouth. It is funny too, because out of all of these dudes next to TJ I had the highest regard for. You inspired me as one of the elder statesmen you are still handling your business, but your mouth is writing a check your ass cannot cash.
First of all while I may be new to this business I am not a “kid” I am young at wrestling but I am ready for whatever challenges lie in my way. You are taking this opportunity to flap ya gums..What you said about Lively, Mannie and TJ is true, but I am afraid you have some of your facts wrong about me. I have been wrestling for about seven months..not wrestling in Action Packed Wrestling for seven months…WRESTLING for seven months. I want you to let that soak in a bit before I blow your bitch ass out of the water. You make it seem like you were birthed by the wrestling gods a champion and that you as a young wrestler never had matches where you were out experienced or where the odds were against you and you prevailed. All of the competitors of this match have been wrestling for at least 5 years or more, but you have all been where I am today. I am trying to take the next step in my ascension as a wrestler and the only way you do that is by wrestling the best.
I love Buckson Gooch, he is one of my favorite talents in APW hell everybody loves Gooch. There is the buzz saying how great he is and how quickly he made it Overdrive and I am happy for him. The fact of the matter is he should have been drafted to quickly….he has been wrestling for YEARS!!!! When I pop on the scene and get drafted in 5 weeks after having a career that is …..ummm A LITTLE LONGER THAN MONTH LONG…I have you saying that I am floundering as a singles competitor and scrapping as tag team partner. I am a true rookie…not and APW rookie so when I was brought to APW by mannie…I got drafted to Asylum before the person that brought me to Meltdown!! FACT! You were on Meltdown and I GOT DRAFTED TO ASYLUM BEFORE YOU!! FACT!! I wish I could have stayed a few weeks longer and wrestled Amy Zing's and Robina Hood's of APW, but my first match on Meltdown was a triple threat match and while that is not so unusual except for the fact that one of the participants was the Nathaniel Havok moonlighting as The Finnish Phenom. In my second Meltdown match in the Main Event across the ring from Michael Lively, Street Wilson and Shadow…I was standing next to mannie and Shanell who is at my house eating all of my fucking Pop tarts!! You were wrestling Ashton Daniels? By week four I wrestled ENVIKADO with the mannie and by week 5 I had my first singles match versus….EVAN ENVI! After that I got drafted. So let me break this down for you…. As a Tag Team Partner outside of the worse partner I have ever had in mannie I am 4-1. As a member of the Dying Breed I am 2-1 and I did not take the pin fall in the match that was lost, not a divisionary statement, but a fact. As a single competitor on Asylum outside of Pay Per Views which I’ll admit I haven’t fared well in I am 3-1 and that loss was on the last episode to our resident grand slam champ Jason Kash. So I guess basically what I am saying to you Logan Alexander is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!
You and I are the some of the oldest age wise competitors here and while it seems like you are capable physically you are losing your damn mind at least when it comes to me.
So again you bumped your gums about me jumping at the chance to become a part of the Dying Breed and well technically TDB was not my first alignment and anyone with any sense can see that most of the people here are aligned with some person or group so why is it such a big deal that I would do it? Hell you are doing it? You have been wrestling for a decade and I certainly would think that you could stand on your own two feet by now? You are a part of M & M! By the way what the hell does M & M mean? There are no m’s in Aubrey J. Parker or Logan Alexander? You probably aren’t in the first “M” maybe it should read M&m? I will say that a least you have a friend. Young mannie had to buy a crew and well TJ’s crew crumbled! They got mad at each other and everyone took their toys home, but on the way Foul Play robbed them so they still ended up with nothing!
So are you more experienced?..YES…more talented? NO.!.Maybe you’ve had too many 3 olive martinis?..YES! Outclassed?..NEVER!..I have style and substance oozing from every orifice. Am I filler material?..YES ..I am going to fill your raggedy ass full of my foot at Mayhem! I have known adversity since I stepped foot in this place wether it was outside the ring or standing next to me. All in all you have me all wrong and whether or not we meet Sunday May 19th or not one of these days I am going to knock you out just on general purpose…hell maybe it will help you get your shit straight!
Finis….
Who cares what I am wearing, where I am and blah blah blah… I am preparing for my second Tap Out Gauntlet match and while I didn’t fare very well in the first one, I certainly plan to do better this go around. The last time my claim to un-garnered fame was that I gave Julius Farquhar a good go and that is not enough. All of the chit chatter says I have no chance and that I bullied myself into the match and ya damn right I did because I am that MAN!! Obviously the brass didn’t think that I didn’t belong and well TJ wanted a challenge and he knows that I am one roster members that can give him that challenge in this type of match.
I know that most people are saying that I am the weak link of the Breed and I am not pulling my weight but real talk it doesn’t matter what anyone outside of the Breed thinks. We are a tight knit group, a fraternity, a brotherhood that only a few are considered and only the best are chosen. When AB called me and we talked about the mission of the Dying Breed both inside and outside of the ring it was appealing to me. The Breed has not only the mission to be the best faction in APW we have the mission to effect positive change on the world. We have a plan to take the TDB brand global and take professional wrestling to new heights. Notice that I said POSITIVE!!! There are so many damage, demented and deranged people on the APW roster that if I wasn’t in the BREED I have to hire a bodyguard like Mannie!
Speaking of Mannie…while he is an ego manic his is not as sick as the others. Instead of honing his craft he’d rather take half naked photos for a MEN’s magazine. This is what I do not understand… while I think it is amazing that mannie was able to get a deal with adidas, what I do not understand is why they would pick someone who is not a champion, who does not even wear the product when he is wrestling and outside of APW…and the MEN that were appalled that there was a male spread in their GQ magazine even knows? There is a marketing director on Monster.com right now looking for a job!!!
I know that mannie knows that Shanell is at my house and he does not care he way too caught in his own fanfare to care about much else other than himself. He shares this trait with everyone in this match except for maybe TJ who cares too much and is probably auditioning to be the poster boy for the March of Dimes campaign. While TJ loves to much…mannie loves things that do not matter and that is what has plagued his career. At first it was drugs, cars, alcohol and cavorting. While extremely talented he ignored his training and filled his days and nights with weed and petron’ ..fast women and fast cars. He took for granted the opportunities he had laid before him. He got arrested..he smoked weed on national t.v. and got suspended and eventually locked up. He was young and impetuous..he listened to no one. He immersed himself in a wannabe rapper lifestyle that had him spend the first 5-6 years of his career floundering when should have been a champion.
Then he met me and while he would never admit it …I helped him change who he was. He would give credit to his reformed pimp Uncle Charlie and other counsel, but I know and he knows that it was I that helped him move from Mr. 420 to the The Main Attraction. However, I am Dr. Frankenstein and he is my monster, because mannie is such an extreme personality he cleaned up his act and went from a damaging himself and hurting those around him to a flat out narcissistic ass clown and all the while…still hasn’t improve as a talent! Sure he had a brief run as North American Champion, but a 4 week run in a 6 year career equals hot garbage in my book.
Regardless, mannie brought me here and without him I wouldn’t have embarked on a portion of my dream, but now he is in my way and while my hatred for him isn’t as incessant as it was I still don’t like him. While I don’t know what place I’ll fall in the gauntlet but I’d love to get my hands on him while healthy. It would give me great pleasure to knock him the fuck out!!
This brings me to Mr. Logan Alexander it’s been a long time since we crossed paths. I remember you trying to play big brother to AJP when she and I were getting to know each other, but little did you know that I wasn’t the one you had to watch out for. I was no threat to her cause I am one of the good guys, but I guess you powers of discernment are a little off because you couldn’t detect that. Back then you barely parted your lips, but now all of a sudden you got the big mouth. It is funny too, because out of all of these dudes next to TJ I had the highest regard for. You inspired me as one of the elder statesmen you are still handling your business, but your mouth is writing a check your ass cannot cash.
First of all while I may be new to this business I am not a “kid” I am young at wrestling but I am ready for whatever challenges lie in my way. You are taking this opportunity to flap ya gums..What you said about Lively, Mannie and TJ is true, but I am afraid you have some of your facts wrong about me. I have been wrestling for about seven months..not wrestling in Action Packed Wrestling for seven months…WRESTLING for seven months. I want you to let that soak in a bit before I blow your bitch ass out of the water. You make it seem like you were birthed by the wrestling gods a champion and that you as a young wrestler never had matches where you were out experienced or where the odds were against you and you prevailed. All of the competitors of this match have been wrestling for at least 5 years or more, but you have all been where I am today. I am trying to take the next step in my ascension as a wrestler and the only way you do that is by wrestling the best.
I love Buckson Gooch, he is one of my favorite talents in APW hell everybody loves Gooch. There is the buzz saying how great he is and how quickly he made it Overdrive and I am happy for him. The fact of the matter is he should have been drafted to quickly….he has been wrestling for YEARS!!!! When I pop on the scene and get drafted in 5 weeks after having a career that is …..ummm A LITTLE LONGER THAN MONTH LONG…I have you saying that I am floundering as a singles competitor and scrapping as tag team partner. I am a true rookie…not and APW rookie so when I was brought to APW by mannie…I got drafted to Asylum before the person that brought me to Meltdown!! FACT! You were on Meltdown and I GOT DRAFTED TO ASYLUM BEFORE YOU!! FACT!! I wish I could have stayed a few weeks longer and wrestled Amy Zing's and Robina Hood's of APW, but my first match on Meltdown was a triple threat match and while that is not so unusual except for the fact that one of the participants was the Nathaniel Havok moonlighting as The Finnish Phenom. In my second Meltdown match in the Main Event across the ring from Michael Lively, Street Wilson and Shadow…I was standing next to mannie and Shanell who is at my house eating all of my fucking Pop tarts!! You were wrestling Ashton Daniels? By week four I wrestled ENVIKADO with the mannie and by week 5 I had my first singles match versus….EVAN ENVI! After that I got drafted. So let me break this down for you…. As a Tag Team Partner outside of the worse partner I have ever had in mannie I am 4-1. As a member of the Dying Breed I am 2-1 and I did not take the pin fall in the match that was lost, not a divisionary statement, but a fact. As a single competitor on Asylum outside of Pay Per Views which I’ll admit I haven’t fared well in I am 3-1 and that loss was on the last episode to our resident grand slam champ Jason Kash. So I guess basically what I am saying to you Logan Alexander is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!
You and I are the some of the oldest age wise competitors here and while it seems like you are capable physically you are losing your damn mind at least when it comes to me.
So again you bumped your gums about me jumping at the chance to become a part of the Dying Breed and well technically TDB was not my first alignment and anyone with any sense can see that most of the people here are aligned with some person or group so why is it such a big deal that I would do it? Hell you are doing it? You have been wrestling for a decade and I certainly would think that you could stand on your own two feet by now? You are a part of M & M! By the way what the hell does M & M mean? There are no m’s in Aubrey J. Parker or Logan Alexander? You probably aren’t in the first “M” maybe it should read M&m? I will say that a least you have a friend. Young mannie had to buy a crew and well TJ’s crew crumbled! They got mad at each other and everyone took their toys home, but on the way Foul Play robbed them so they still ended up with nothing!
So are you more experienced?..YES…more talented? NO.!.Maybe you’ve had too many 3 olive martinis?..YES! Outclassed?..NEVER!..I have style and substance oozing from every orifice. Am I filler material?..YES ..I am going to fill your raggedy ass full of my foot at Mayhem! I have known adversity since I stepped foot in this place wether it was outside the ring or standing next to me. All in all you have me all wrong and whether or not we meet Sunday May 19th or not one of these days I am going to knock you out just on general purpose…hell maybe it will help you get your shit straight!
Finis….
