Post by The Main Attraction on May 18, 2013 20:58:36 GMT -4
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The scene opens up from Brazil but before you go start thinking about images of beautiful woman strutting around in nothing but string bikinis, then I’m so sorry for the misinformation that you’ve been receiving because that’s the Brazil they want you to see, now what they really want is too keep the “Real” Brazil far away from you. Well by all means you’re in for a treat today, so please allow me of doing the honor of bringing you all back down to reality. Now the Brazil that’s been commercialized by America or other countries is a lie, well maybe not a lie but it’s for sure a camouflage wall that’s been placed in front of the “Real” Brazil, which is a place I can attest to being the exact opposite of what you normally see. So with that being said people let’s begin the story…
So picture this…It’s breezy outside but not the harsh type breeze that everyone hates because whenever it hits you in the face, you get a sudden urge to slap somebody. But don’t worry you can leave the reaction back at home, so feel free to enjoy the view as the sun is missing meanwhile nothing but clouds can be seen in every direction, now normally this would be considered just another day, but however it somehow wasn’t, and as a matter of fact…If you were to go way down over in the hoods of Brazil, you could tell that the vibes however today was different.
Now as to why it was different? Hmm Maybe it was due to that fact that The Ghettos of Brazil was finally getting what it truly needed, and maybe you’re think what exactly does The Ghettos of Brazil need that any other place isn’t already in need of? Well it’s obvious that a change was needed around there and it was going to have to happen sooner than later, see you going have to realize something about The Ghettos of Brazil.
They are among some of the rougher areas of the world, so by no means does it need any type of promise that can’t be made but maybe something else can be provided for them. Now personally I believe deep down that The Ghettos of Brazil needing something a little more than that, because to me that something they truly needed was some “Love”. So I know it’s hard to imagine anybody other than “The Main Attraction” himself being the one who will bring it to them!
So that’s why he decided that today was the perfect time to go down through The Ghettos of Brazil, and to start giving back some of that “Love” they desperately needed with the aide of care-packages & hope. Can you see it? “The Main Attraction” decked out in Adidas gear along with Uncle Charlie who is “Dressed to Impress” in a fine suit, then we have Alec Quartermain also dressed in Adidas but the outfit is all black with white stripes, and last but not least his girlfriend Jacinta Perez in a sun dress looking so fine. Now while you take in view, picture then all in tow.
They’re just casually passing through the Ghettos but not on foot I might add you but instead they’re riding on a flatbed truck, as we look around we now see children & adults like rushing out their homes to see what’s going on outside. But that’s just beginning as we can also see Mannie & Alec now passing out bottled water, bread, and meat in boxes to the adults; and not to be out done we’re catching Uncle Charlie passing out coin-candy to the children. Now I know what you’re think what’s Jacinta doing? Well she’s the one who is delivering the good news on a megaphone. So as the gifts continue to be poured out in the sea of people, we then see Mannie break off from the group while he starts moving over to the back of the flatbed truck.
Mannie strides in pride because he knows that is was making a difference in their lives, so that’s Mannie was more than happy to give the rest of the APW Universe an exclusive taste of this experience. He felt that it also needed that everyone saw a different side to him, a side that wasn’t so stuck up or egotistical. So to make sure this was noted properly Mannie decided to have it documented with an APW cameraman, who has also been along for the ride & that’s been there capturing the whole thing since it’s started. So while in the midst of everything going Mannie choices now to express himself to the APW Universe on how he is feeling about it all. Now mind you it’s kind of noisy due to the excitement from the people but Mannie is still able to give a heartfelt speech.
“Yo this is bananas…Incase you’re watching this right now and you’re wondering where is all of the noise in the background is coming from? Well don’t be alarmed because today I did something that I am truly proud of, and that something was me coming down to The Ghettos of Brazil to give back. Because I know what it is like to come from poverty and to be struggling so much that it begins to look like it will never get any better, but that’s the reason why I’m standing right here today to show them that you can make it and that anything is possible. So that’s why I decided to share some love by passing out care packages, umm these boxes are full of bottled water, bread, meat, and Adidas clothing. So in the end I’m just hoping that all of this will help change some of their lives for the better, because without hope & love being instituted the future will be hopeless. Brazil I love you and thank you for being so accepting, I can’t wait to see you again…So with that being this is not a goodbye but instead I will just say later.”
Wow! I mean that’s all you can say after such a heart warming speech was delivered by “The Main Attraction” himself, but it’s comes with great heartache that the last care package had been given out. Which meant all that was left for them to do was wave bye everybody, so that’s exactly what they did as the flatbed truck made a left heading back towards the main roads. So once the truck had gotten away a far enough from the Ghettos, that’s when Mannie & Company show their true colors.
“All right, cut and print. Beautiful, guys. Dynamite.”
“Okay so were good?”
“Yep that’s a wrap…”
“Good! Because my feet hurt, I’m tired, I want to hit up the spa, and I want to go shopping now.”
“Damn! Alright calm down baby…What’s wrong?”
“Oh now you care?”
“Hunh?”
“Don’t you hunh me Manuel! Because I didn’t even want to come out here in the first place, I was catching my beauty sleep and then you wanted to wake me up 5 AM just so you could do this community crap. Well guess what I have needs too!”
“Okay baby my bad but I just thought it would’ve been nice for everyone to see how much that my boo supports me, now sorry for thinking that you had my back.”
Jacinta starts pouting as she knows Mannie is right, so instead of arguing she embraces him with a hug & French kiss. This however prompts the following reaction from Uncle Charlie who is standby looking.
“AHHHHHHH! Would you stop with all that? Gawd! Why don’t yall get a room or something, as a matter of bump all that. We got a lot things to hammer out before Mayhem so I need to see where you’re head is at nephew, you feel me? So if you would excuse us Jacinta but we need to heart to heart…So buh-bye!”
“You know what…You got one more time!”
Mannie manages to stop Jacinta by whispering sweet-nothings in her ear & with another kiss, after which she calms down but she does makes a face of disgust as Uncle Charlie before walking over near to Alec. Uncle Charlie looks annoyed as he takes Mannie closer back to begin talking.
“Shit! Do yall really have to argue every single time? I mean hell yall been acting like this ever since she moved in, it’s like something happened that day.”
It’s funny that Mannie would have thought of something like that, because it unbeknown to his knowledge that something actually did in fact happen on that day. So as soon as Mannie’s body language had started coming off as if he was one second away from losing it, so Uncle Charlie made a audible and decided to withhold the information due to being in fear of alienating his nephew. Now sure Uncle Charlie could’ve just go ahead and tell his nephew about the incident, but he instead choose holdback because he could already tell his nephew was a bit stressed. So he quickly refocused things back to Mayhem.
“Sorry nephew I didn’t mean to ruin your day, but look we do have some things we need to discuss before we head into Sunday so is that okay?”
“Yeah…”
“Good so listen…I’m not sure if you heard about it yet?
“Heard about what?”
Uncle Charlie peeps over to the side to make sure that Jacinta isn’t too close by, as he spits it right out.
“Alright nephew I will tell you about it, so I’ve heard through the grapevine that this might be TJ’s last match.”
Mannie as predicted makes a face of disbelief after which he quickly brushes it off.
“You’re not listening to me nephew, I said…This might be his last match. Just think what that means if it is true?
“Yeah!”
“Now you’re getting it nephew.”
Mannie makes a sinister nod & grin because he’s finally catching on to what his Uncle is trying to tell him.
“Yeah that’s right nephew, come on and say it with me. No…More…TJ!”
“No…More…TJ!”
The duo begins chanting the phrase over & over as it starts to pick up some rhythmic form.
No...More...TJ!
No...More...TJ!
No...More...TJ!
NO...MORE...TEE JAY!
The last chant has gotten Mannie so hype in fact that it prompts Mannie to start dancing.
Mannie seems to be having a good ole time, well that of course until Uncle Charlie decided cut Mannie’s celebration dance short.
Mannie is shockingly struck so hard that all he can do is cry out
“Owwwwwwww! My face!”
“Good I hope it does hurt, because if you say that line one more time...”
“Okay I got it geeze, but did you really have to hit me like that in front of my girl?”
“Yeah because I’m trying to get your mind ready for this damn match but all you want to do is play. Well guess what nephew? Play time is over and it’s about time you wake the hell up! You hear me?”
“Yeah I hear you.”
“Well good...So if you don’t mind I will continue on with what I was saying, so where was I? Oh Yeah! This could very well be his last match in APW and you need to seriously take advantage of this.”
“Okay I can do that but what is it that you need me to do?”
“Now that’s what I want to hear. So first things first, I’m a need for you to listen up and to follow everything I tell you okay. You got it?
“Yep I got it.”
“Cool so here’s the deal, now picture this view with me nephew.”
“Alright.”
“Now close your eyes nephew, because I want you to visualize with me a new Asylum. Now this new Asylum that I’m talking about; is one that doesn’t have anymore so called “Pillars” to hold it up.”
“Yeah that sounds nice and I know it’s going to sound even better, because we all know that “The Pillars” aren’t even shell of who they once were. Hell there not even half a shell of what they once were, so why would I dare be scared of a dumb-ass who was too damn stupid to realize until now that every member who was “The Pillars” had eventually fallen under the whole weight of their own personal demons; therefore causing “The Pillars” crumble from the inside. So that’s exactly the reason why TJ has just even started smelling the fresh brewed coffee that I been passing out at work, which is better known to everybody else as The Main Attraction Era! But wait a minute, why stop there? Because you know what else I see in this new Asylum Unk?"
“Nah tell me what else?”
And that sentence right there was all that it took for to get Mannie to start hyping himself into the big match mode, which his Uncle Charlie had wanted him too be in.
“Okay so as I keep looking around, I can also see that this new Asylum is a better off one without the presence of Michael Lively...Yeah as a matter of fact I like that because in this Asylum that junkie-birthed, fugly-looking, mediocre at best, microphallus over-compensating, sacrilegious, leader of “The He-Man Woman Haters Club” better known as Foul Play is sent back to right where he’s supposed to be.”
“Un hunh and where is that at?”
“Right in the same place his mother was able to help pay towards the mortgage of her house...”
“And that is located?”
“Right on his knees behind the sunset strip, just like the woman who should had taken her pills on schedule but No! She just had to be a whore.”
“Come to think about it, she might have been around when I use to live in Vegas.”
“You used to live in Vegas?”
“Yeah for a while back in the mid-late 80's but after a while of commuting so long between the Bay and Vegas, I had ended up staying in the Bay because most of my profit was better there as opposed to Vegas which had kept fining me with jail time.”
“Wow I never knew that but don’t worry about it Unk, I will make sure that Michael Lively feels every fine & amount pain that we both suffered due to him & his crooked city.”
“Well thanks nephew I feel a bit better now, but wait a second nephew you didn’t finish telling me what else you had saw in the new Asylum.”
“Oh yeah…Well if you liked that then you’ll love this, so not only is the new Asylum free of TJ & Michael Lively. There is even more good news.”
“Alright tell me what you got for me?”
“See because in the new Asylum there will be no room for geriatric veterans & rookies alike such the “Over the Hill” Logan Alexander and “The Smooth Out of Chances” William D. Williams; because once I’m done on Sunday, nobody will ever again want to see these two outdated style having, Doctor Strange haircut rocking, injury-prone, who couldn’t even lace up my boots if they both tried old bastards, going anywhere near this company.”
“So go ahead nephew preach!”
“Yeah that’s right because on Sunday, I’m a do the same thing I did the last time when I had wrestled them both.”
“And what’s that?”
“I’m going to show them what a champion looks like.”
“And what does a champion do?”
“A champion is a walking showcase of all the best abilities a wrestler should have.”
“And what are those abilities?”
“Oh I can definitely do that. See Unk what most people fail to realize is that a champion has to be someone who is well rounded in all areas, now these areas that I will speak of are very essential to keeping a champion on the right path. So the list goes as follows…First a champion needs to have Heart, and when I say heart I’m not talking compassion and mercy for the opposition. Nah because those emotions are for the weak! See the Heart I’m referring to is when you’re backed into a corner and you have no other choice but to perform. Now I can’t speak for anybody else but for me I can personally attest to this being a fact, which is due to my experience from when I was the North American champion. So if we go back a bit then we will see me displaying what I call Heart after being forced to do a double title defense on my first night as champion and yet though all of that, I still came out victorious despite lack of faith from the APW Universe. So that’s why I said for me Unk, if a champion doesn’t display any Heart during the time when it’s most needed than he is not championship material.”
“Okay nephew so what else you got?”
“Well what else can I say? A champion needs to demonstrate the greatest of technical knowledge; now I know most who would hear that and then would be like wait, Logan Alexander is one of the best technical wrestlers In the world but that would prompt to say the following…”
“And what the following?”
“It’s “Sit down dumb ass because I wasn’t finish saying what saying”. Now as I’ve said a champion needs process technical prowess but come on being the best technician ain’t anything to brag about, especially if you still have the charisma of an librarian. I mean Unk I could on and on about what makes a champion a champion but at the end of the day, all I would end up doing is being stuck reciting what is already known by everybody in that gauntlet.”
“And what’s that?”
“Well if they didn’t know they’re in for the biggest KO of their lives because the champion that Asylum needs is already right there, and his name is “The-Main-A-Traction”!
Well after such an powerful declaration it leaves Uncle Charlie just giddy with ideas, which can be told from him rubbing his hand together. Meanwhile “The Main Attraction” Young Mannie seems to be smugger now than ever; which could be concluded by him basking in his self-glory, but unfortunate for him Jacinta is not threw with her day yet.
“Chicas…Hello! Are we done yet?”
“Yeah hold you’re panties damn it.”
“Ki-Ya-Tay Punta!”
The scene begins to fade as Uncle Charlie & Jacinta get right back into it.
[glow=red,2,300]To Be Continued...
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