The League: A Common Goal

[Nathaniel Havok]

OOC: The views and opinions expressed in this roleplay are strictly in-character. I mean NO OFFENSE to anyone OOC, nor do I believe anything that I'm saying in this roleplay. This is intended to entertain, as well as add to the character that is Nathaniel Havok. Gooch isn't able to RP this week, but I know he wouldn't want me to not post this, as Gooch and I are buds, and he wouldn't want my work going to waste. But like I told him... Whenever he is ready, we'll go at it again. HOWEVER, I did cut this roleplay off at 3,000 words, since Gooch isn't able to RP this week. There was going to be more to the story, however, I'll save that for another time. I hope you all enjoy...

A cult of personality arises when an individual uses mass media, propaganda, or other methods, to create an idealized, heroic, and, at times god-like public image, often through unquestioning flattery and praise...

The League of Extraordinary Wrestlers: A Common Goal

Excerpt from EnforcerOfSorrow.com:

Dear fans,

It has come to my attention that many of you are tired of the stale “wrestling” programs that you’ve recently been forced to watch. APW has shoved the same old shit down your throats for years now, and the faithful are starting to grow tiresome. As a member of the APW roster, I assume responsibility, much like the rest of the staff. It was never my intention to allow these things to happen, as I have always cherished this sport, and viewed it in that light, rather than “Sports Entertainment”. I also understand that you’re not stupid, and that no one is fooling any of you. You watch just as much for the in-ring competition, as you do the drama created by our creative staff.

Assuming my end of responsibility is only the first step in this plan of action. I also know of a few others who have assumed their end of responsibility pertaining to this matter. Thus, I have set in motion a tide-turning adventure that will not only leave you in a state of shock, but will also once again entertain you, leaving you to wonder what in the hell will happen next. Something new, fresh, and exciting is on the horizon, and I intend to not disappoint. While stepping up my game, I have set out to find those who feel the exact same way that I do. A group of men who are tired of seeing the same people get the same treatment, while the rest of us are forced to “take it and like it, or be out of a job”.

Firstly, let me inform all of you right off the cuff that this is not the Nathaniel Havok that you’ve seen on your television screen for the past 13 or 14 years. Right now, I speak to you as a man, an employee of a company that is supposed to deliver and offer up goods and services to its customers. And right now, we’re not delivering the way that we should. It’s time for the game to change, time for those who have waited their turn, to take their spots. And while we might have spots, we’re not who we should be at this point in time, because of those who feel as if they are “above us”. It’s time for a change in APW, a takeover like no other, that is not in any way a selfish act of a few individuals.

We do this for you, the fans. And furthermore, what we’re about to do, is 100% for you as well. We hope you enjoy, and we promise not to disappoint.

Sincerely,
Nathaniel Jacobs; The Enforcer of Sorrow[/i]

[The scene opens up in Houston, Texas. Across the street from the Toyota Center, stands a podium with the letters “APW” on it. Journalists, news reporters, professional wrestling fans, and passer-byers alike, all stand in front of the podium, as flash bulbs and cameras go off all around. Cole Turner, Nathaniel Havok’s attorney, approaches the podium, as it’s Nathaniel’s time for a Q and A session with the public.]

Turner: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen for being here today. Action Packed Wrestling plans to bring you the professional wrestling show of a lifetime this Thursday night, as Overdrive invades Houston, Texas! Today, you all have the honor and privilege of speaking to one of the best professional wrestlers in the history of the business. Now, Nathaniel will come up here and answer a few of your questions, but shortly thereafter, Nathaniel must hit the road to fulfill a few more obligations before Overdrive Thursday night. So without wasting any more time… Ladies and Gentlemen, the Enforcer of Sorrow, Nathaniel Havok.

[Flashbulbs begin to go off like never before, as Nathaniel approaches the podium, decked out in a tailored suit and tie, something he rarely ever does.]

Havok: Thank you, Cole, for that wonderful introduction. My legal counsel was correct when he said that I’m going to have to make this quick. However, I won’t be answering any questions, until I get something off of my chest.

Many of you have known me for years, and followed my career in one way or another. If there’s one thing you’ve always known about me, it’s that I am a straight shooter, in every sense of the phrase. Well, you’re in for a treat today. Because what I have to get off of my chest, could very-well not only get me into big trouble with APW upper management, but it could also cost me my job. Ladies and gentlemen, I’m about to yet again expose the wrestling business for your entertainment. So… Here it goes…

Lester Only… Does that name mean anything to any of you? It should. APW World Heavyweight Champion, multi-time APW Undisputed Champion, you name it, Lester has done it! For years, Level-One has been the poster boy for Action Packed Wrestling, having more wins and title victories, than Olivia Munn has had nose jobs.

I listened to what Lester said before the Mayhem pay per view, and I have a lot of problems with it.

Lester took it upon himself to try and be “real” with the people, to try and expose those around him for the dastardly bastards they are. And while everyone thought that he was playing the role of a genius, all Lester did was touch a nerve within Nathaniel Havok, forcing me to do what I do best, and expose those who need to be exposed. And Lester Only, you deserve to be exposed, along with a few other individuals.

There’s not a bigger politician in Action Packed Wrestling than Lester Only. Think about it! The man is a money making machine! All he does is bring in profits for Hurricane Jeff and APW. Over the years, Lester has begun to see this, and has learned to use it to his advantage.

Now, I’ll give you all credit where credit is due, none of you are stupid. You know this business is scripted, you know this business has an agenda, even before the cameras begin to roll. Sometimes, a Megastar will be asked to put someone over, in hopes that the company can push that talent with a big win. I’ve done it in the past. Hell, it’s half the reason that President Jeff and myself went to war for over a year! It ultimately cost me my job, and a tremendous amount of precious in-ring time.

…can any of you tell me the last time that Lester Only put anyone over in the wrestling business? No, you can’t! And I’m about to tell you why!

Level-One has a very inflated sense of self-importance. Lester feels as if APW would be nothing without him, like APW hasn’t thrived in the past without his “leadership”. Now, I’ve sang his praises in the past. I’ve told the world that I admire Level-One, and that one day, I hope to go one on one with him, putting on a five star performance in the process. And the truth is that I do admire and respect Level One. But Lester Only? Lester Only is a piece of shit!

Tell everybody the truth, Lester. The two reasons you haven’t went one on one with Nathaniel Havok are because you can’t force management to have me put you over, and you know damn-well that I’d beat your ass!

Now, let’s go back to when C.J. Gates and Biggs were the main event, and Level-One was nowhere to be found. APW television still thrived, but it didn’t have the same feel as before. This was around the same time that I was taking the show over in my own right, forcing those around me to take notice of the Enforcer of Sorrow. Jeff was distracted, Jeff still had bitter feelings towards Biggs, so Jeff really didn’t pay much attention. And when Lester decided that he wanted his “throne” back, Lester was able to take it out of manipulation and politicking!

Lester Only is the only man in APW who can turn a straight guy into a homosexual, just by verbalizing complete and utter bullshit!

I tell you all these things, because Level-One wants you to believe that he’s the “voice of reason” in APW, and that’s why he’s been so successful. When the fact of the matter is that Jeff has his hands so far down in Level-One’s pockets, that he’s probably stroked his “ego” a time or two, while his hands been in there!

Lester, remember, it’s only gay if you cum.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I know that I’m facing Buckson Gooch this week, I know Level-One isn’t even on the card! But I tell you these things, in hopes that you realize WHY Lester won the World Heavyweight Championship, and also to expose those who helped him politic his way to that title!

…Jason Kash.

The former World Heavyweight Champion Jason Kash, indirectly assisted Lester Only in his political games, by forcing a tremendous amount of APW talent out the door, with his politicking on Asylum. For those of you who don’t know, there’s a reason why Jason Kash has never made his way to Overdrive. It’s because on Asylum, Jason Kash is the political equivalent of Lester Only. And coming to Overdrive would probably ruin that for him, causing Level-One to bury him, just like he’s buried a lot of other talents in this business!

It’s no secret, everyone knew that The Soul of Philly and Michael Callahan, were leaving APW! The dirt sheets had a heyday with these breaking stories! But it goes deeper than that. It goes as far as including Kurt Noble, Chris Hart, and Sally Talfourd, all of whom Jason Kash single handedly drove out of Action Packed Wrestling! Why? Because when you’re on Asylum, you can’t get over more than Jason Kash, or Jason Kash will bury you!

Jason Kash has given a single man a break, and that was Anthony Bailey. But rest assured, Jason Kash always comes out looking better than his foe, as you saw this past Mayhem. A feud that could have very-well generated millions of dollars, ruined by a man who refuses to let go of his spot. He politics backstage, he buries people in the ring and behind the curtain, all the while, protecting himself from the bigger politician Level-One.

I tell you these things, because there’s a group of us backstage, who’ve had enough! And Thursday night, we intend to shed some light on our agenda, letting you all know EXACTLY who we are, and what we’re about! As I stand before you today knowing how much heat I’m going to receive in the locker room, I know that there’s a brotherhood backstage that will have my back! A bond has been formed between four men, a bond that will ensure the escalation of old school. A bond that will not be broken by politics, and a bond that will silence those who do the politicking.

For the Jason Kash’s, the Lester Only’s, and the rest of those who garner their accolades by political agenda… Make sure you’re watching Monday night. Specifically, make sure you’re watching Monday night, after Gooch and I tear the house down! Because win or lose, the League of Extraordinary Wrestlers, we’re going to be taking over Action Packed Wrestling. And if you’re not careful, while we propitiate the SPORT of professional wrestling, we will systematically remove you from the fold, making sure that your political ways exit stage left, right alongside you!

…NOW, I’ll take your questions.

[Hands in the crowd go up like wildfire. Nathaniel begins to sift through them, picking the people he knows will ask the tough questions. Because as always, Nathaniel Havok thrives on a challenge.]

Journalist: Linda Evans, Houston Hustle dot com. Mr. Havok… You’re going to be facing Buckson Gooch in round one of the Test for the Best Tournament, like you said before. What are your personal feelings towards Gooch, and how do you think you’ll fair against him this Thursday night?

Havok: Oh, I love the Gooch! The Gooch is probably one of the best “newcomers” to come to APW in a long, long time! And I know, he’s not really a “newcomer” anymore… But Gooch and I have never had interaction before in the ring. So to me, he’s still fairly new to APW. And in my opinion, until you get into the ring with Nathaniel Havok, you’ve still yet to prove anything to me.

But like I said, I like Gooch.

But this Thursday night, Buckson Gooch is in for a hell of a fight. I’m sure he knows that facing me isn’t going to be any kind of “walk in the park”, and I know for sure that he’s preparing for me as we speak. Gooch understands the kind of opportunity he has before him. But he also knows that standing before him, is a man who could put his “agenda” on hold. Gooch wants to win this tournament just as bad as I do, there’s no doubt. But trust me, come hell or high water, Nathaniel Havok will be walking out with the victory.

[The hands go up again, as Nathaniel selects one from the crowd.]

Journalist: Lance Trent, Houston Sun. You said earlier that we should be watching after your match with Gooch. You also said that you know FOR SURE that Gooch is training for you. And on top of all that, you made sure to point that that you and Gooch had never had interactions IN THE RING… Am I reading too much into this? Or is Gooch one of those guys you were talking about?

Havok: I’m facing Gooch this week, you fool! Gooch is the enemy, the man in my way, a man who could easily knock me off if I’m not in the right frame of mind. So while I like the guy, why in the blue hell would I be paling around with him, if I want to defeat him? You know, that’s an awfully stupid question for a guy who’s supposed to be some kind of decorated journalist! Does your company even check credentials before they hire someone? Next question…

Journalist: Ana Lively, Houston Chronicle.

Havok: Any relation to Michael Lively?

Journalist: No.

Havok: Next question…

Journalist: Excuse me! But I didn’t even get to ask my question!

[Nathaniel’s face could easily tell a story of frustration at this point in time.]

Havok: Everybody knows that I’m not one that likes these kinds of things. I don’t like journalists, I don’t like news reporters, and I don’t like people asking me questions. As we are two different people from two different walks of life, Ana… Comparing us… I ASK THE QUESTIONS! So let me ask you another one…

…do you even know a damn thing about professional wrestling?

The hard truth is that none of you probably know the first thing about the wrestling business. Furthermore, you’re all probably here thinking that the business is one big joke, that I get paid to fly and flop around a giant squared circle in my underwear. Another truth would be that this business takes more out of any man, than any other business in the world! Not only do we travel more than any other profession, not only do we beat our bodies up night in and night out, but we also sacrifice our lives for the sake of this business!

This is why I’ve always had a very strong dislike for people like you! People who have no clue what we do, what goes on behind the curtain, or what we endure to reach our dreams in this God damn business! You’re just like Lester Only and Jason Kash, except you’re not actually IN the wrestling business! So what makes you think for one single God damn second, that I’m going to care if you got a chance to ask me a question or not?

Journalist: I…

Havok: NO!

No more talking, just listening!

I’ve spent years in this business! First, trying to make a name for myself. Second, watching it change and become as stale as a year old bag of chips! And now, I’m trying to change it again! This tournament is a large victory for me, a victory I need to be able to get my point across! Because if you don’t have a megaphone, then masses won’t listen. This tournament, it’s my megaphone! This tournament, it’s my launching pad back to the statements that I need to make, and have made in the past!

It’s time for Nathaniel Havok to take his place back at the top of the APW elite, and winning this tournament, doing what I will do Thursday night, making the history that I need to make… It will all play a vital role in my plans! So to sum it all up in a way that you will all understand…

Havok win!
Gooch lose!
Havok make history!
The League beings!
The League makes history!

…The League…

[With the crowd staring at him in silence, Nathaniel rolls his eyes and walks off the stage. Cole walks back up with a smile on his face, liking the aggression and focus he sees in the eyes of his client.]

Turner: Thank you all for coming, and we hope that you all tune in to APW Overdrive, this Thursday night!