Präsident Raab

[Lord Raab]

Präsident Raab. Lafayette, Louisiana. Saturday 1st June.

Stefan was in a police car, waiting for the officers to open the door as they did dragging Stefan to the präsident table, placing in front of the Cajundome, which looks like the white house back at Washington DC. The police came up behind Stefan, unlocking the handcuffs off him as Stefan begins to speak with the crowd gathering around the table.

"Hallo idiotic American pricks. You all might be wondering why the hell I'm out here being a präsident? Oh that's because tomorrow night is the start of me, finally running things around APW and it's not just an ordinary show like Asylum. No it's called Raab-A-Mania which begins right here, tomorrow night, in this schiesse hole.

The police are here because I'm doing four month's prison time at the moment, due to my actions on destroying my own and a neighbours property, a few days after Mayhem Pay Per View and me attacking fans after Asylum shows went off air. It's the main reason people haven't heard from me, since the Meltdown Supershow.

Also today is where I'm going to tell you all a story about a man, who basically is one of the biggest Arschkriecher I've ever came across called Biggs. Can anyone explain why I'm talking about this space bitch?"

Someone raised their hand.

Präsident Raab: "Yes."

Member from the crowd: "Because you're facing him in a match tomorrow night."

Stefan smiles as he continues to speak.

"That's correct that I'm facing that space Schwanzlutscher he is. Thanks to my agent giving me some work to study on Biggs, I got a lot to talk about with this swine, but first I have to say things I dislike doing and that's giving nice comments about the guy.

From what I've heard, Biggs has been an undisputed champion and a three-time Overdrive champion in the past, so it shows that he has talent and of course I hate to say this, but he's actually the biggest opponent I've ever had to face in the ring so far in my wrestling career, due to the massive amount of experience he has in the ring, which will only move me ahead of my APW career.

But the problem I find with Biggs is when he was the general manager for Overdrive back in two thousand and ten, he had Level One and his so-called gay partner in crime Chris Cyrus, helping him run the show, while his shag buddy President Jeff, got kidnapped by President Mac in an irrelevant company, which well didn't really exist until recently when Mac decided to bring the company back, and then what happened at Rasslemania six when you and Cyrus tried to gain control of Overdrive? Oops you got pinned by Jeff, costing you and Cyrus the match.

That's something I've achieved that Biggs failed to do on beating Jeff at Rasslemania, although you did defeat him a few weeks after the event on Overdrive, but that's because you got ashamed of yourself on being pinned by Jeff at Rasslemania, only then for you to become a part of Jeff's little puppy group, along with Yarmouth and Mark Mania, who me and Evan sent packing from APW.

Jeff needs your help because he can't defeat me in a match so he sends you to do his dirty work, trying to get rid of me and my glorious show, which is sad of him to do."

Raab was getting angry, which meant the police came at full force behind him, as he continued to speak.

"Why is it that I'm the only guy in APW that has to earn things around the company? Everybody else gets given things that they don't deserve. Hell I should-be facing Kaylyn James Evans for her Suicidal title on Raab-A-Mania show this week since I defeated her clean but no, I got to prove that I deserve to run the Raab-A-Mania show along with title shots as well.

That's why I lost my temper, because I'm fed up with this unfair treatment that I've got, since I joined APW. Do you know how long I haven't had a title shot in APW? Eight ficken months and yet these former Meltdown stars that got drafted after me, get title shots before I do? It's a disgrace."

Police were trying to calm Stefan down, but it has no effect as he went out in a full-blown temper.

"I WANT A TITLE SHOT GOD DAMN IT AND I BETTER GET ONE FUCKING SOON, BEFORE I GO AND RANDOMLY ATTACK WRESTLERS IN THE LOCKER ROOM."

Crowd got scared because they heard what Stefan can do beating innocent people up, but police grabbed Stefan to stop him from running down to hurt people. Police handcuffed Stefan again as they put a needle in Raab's right arm, and squirt the calming medicine all the way into his blood stream. They then took the handcuffs off from Stefan as he continued to speak.

"Let's get back to business. I also heard that Biggs is a wrestling geek, liking dungeons and dragons and Doctor Who garbage. Who in god's name would like those sorts of things in the wrestling business? You fucking serious right Biggs? It's no wonder why Ellie dumped you're useless ass, because you turned into a boring person. I mean I would've done the same, if I went out with you if I was a woman. Seems like your science fiction stuff takes over your life, along with your spaceman crap. When was the last time Biggs went into space? Because I can't even remember if he's been up there.

Hell even I've been up in space a while ago last year in a space taxi, before my match against Evan Envi, for the North American title last year. You are worthless Biggs, especially being Jeff's bitch and all. At least Level One has moved on from Jeff but you can't do that.

Speaking about your match against Level One at Rasslemania. My agent told me all about you, suffering from a concussion yet again after being thrown from the top of the cage. Are you just flat-out stupid, about coming back into the wrestling ring, knowing that if you get another one then you'll end up being in a retirement home. That's fine with me, because I can make you suffer another concussion on bashing your skull on the ring post, not being able to make it to Test For The Best tournament.

At least one thing came out of this deal, and that's me finally being in a main event match, that I've begged for months, which is something I deserve and worked for since I have been on Raab-A-Mania it's now called, and it should stay the same when the match is over."

Raab takes a break for a bit, as a sick grin comes on his face as he continues to speak.

"I don't think anybody from APW even missed you when you was at home recovering from your injuries because really nobody gives a damn about you on Overdrive and I'm pretty sure that nobody does.

It's no wonder why Shadow lost to you because he didn't think you was worth to destroy you but it means a whole big deal to me because you useless Americans are against other nations taking over the world.

Americans are good at one thing and that's being so god damn selfish caring only about themselves as a country. It's no wonder why there was a terrorist attack happened at New York City back in two thousand and one. Do you remember that at all Biggs? Oh oops most likely not because most likely you was too busy to become a wrestler during the time that happened.

The crowd didn't like anything Stefan said about the nine eleven terrorist attacks back in two thousand and someone from the crowd voiced his view on it.

A member from the crowd: Fuck you Mr President talking about our country like that. My parents died in those terrorist attacks.

Präsident Raab: Oh boo hoo on your parents being dead as if I care.

The police thought that Stefan was taking that way too far as they used a stun gun on the side of Stefan's left rib cage to stun him for a bit until he regained consciousness which took him five minutes as he continues to speak.

"Another thing I found out about Biggs is why in god's name that every time we go to Seattle, Washington that you end up facing the same guy time and time again called Mike McGinn in a wrestling ring and beating you every time in your home town? How embarrassing you lose to him all the time when he's not even a full-time wrestler in APW. I feel for your reputation being ruined by Mike defeating you. It makes you look absolutely bloody stupid Biggs to put someone over like him in a match.

It's just beyond funny that I nearly died of laughing due to you losing to someone who has no experience in the ring at all every time we wrestle in Seattle, Washington.

Oh let's go on the fact that you go on and on about how you defeated this and that person in singles matches. I don't give a flying fuck who you've defeated in the past because you can't say that about me since we haven't had a match yet unless you most likely bring up the fact on the losses I had which really is all behind me now. I've got a nice winning streak on my side now with defeating Kaylyn on the last Raab-A-Mania episode and then Reginald at Mayhem PPV which I felt was a waste of my god damn time to fight him.

I believe your first name is Gary isn't it Biggs? Why hide your real name to the world when clearly everyone is going to find out anyway? Are you just that embarrassed of the name been given to you by your parents or something? Just like the rest of the wrestlers around here hey ashamed to unveil their real identity's while I'm not because most people know me by my name anyway."

Stefan grins a bit thinking that he was glad to have pissed the crowd off and some of them even left as he continued to speak.

"I heard that you made your début in APW back in May two thousand and nine to face against Slade Craven and Assassin known as the Ass Kickers Anonymous team and yet again let's compare the fact that you lost your first match when you joined APW while in my third wrestling match I've had in my entire career when I actually defeated Tommy Walker on Meltdown in my first match.

See that's another thing I achieved and you haven't especially when you've got more experience than I do and I've only been wrestling for a year just gone in May. I expected more than that for someone who had started out but then again I suppose that AKA were stronger back then when they were around. They are gone from APW for good and hopefully they will never come back ever again."

Raab is having a lot of fun as he takes a drink of water as he then continues to speak with the camera close to his face.

"Nobody in APW has ever done their own show for one night named after them not Terry Marvin has even thought of the idea or had his own show named after him. I wanted my show because I wanted to have power and earn more money than anybody gets in the company. Then you and your boyfriend had to screw things up since you both got jealous of my idea.

Fick Dich Jeff trying to take my dream away and fick dich Biggs for wanting to wrestle me for the general manager of the show.

If I win this match then this proves that I can get the job done and not having to prove to anybody any more that I have to earn things around APW god forsaken place. I need to win this match in order for people to take note of me since everyone forgets about me being around the company.

I also want to win because I want to control the way a wrestling show should run and if I do then wrestlers in the locker room are going to have more fun and games that needs to get added to a wrestling show to make it entertaining like my old job involved but I need to continue as the general manager to do that although I can get the APW to play games with me when I'm not the general manager but where's the fun in that?"

Stefan rub his hands together before he continues to speak.

"I want to beat you down giving you all the pain in the world that Level One gave to you in the Hell In A Cell match maybe not as bad but close to it with my bare hands, causing you to squeal like a baby and busting you wide open. I'm the German Suplex machine being unstoppable in the ring tomorrow night here in Lafayette, Louisiana making sure that this time you will be back in a hospital for good.

Just like how I want to get rid of the Asylum name for good as well making it my show by defeating you ending this general manager war crap once and for all. You may have achieved a lot in your career but you won't achieve beating me and running Asylum tomorrow night because I'm that damn focused on you. I want to become the general manager for Raab-A-Mania permanently but unlike those Dumpfbacke GM's of Alexander Duvall and Sianna Harrison. We would wrestle as well as them two are afraid to wrestle against wrestlers in APW and we fear nobody at all in Action Packed Wrestling.

Sorry Gary but you are going down tomorrow night with me either knocking your arsch out or making you squeal in pain. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze."

Raab's done his Präsident speech as the police handcuffed Stefan to take him back to prison.

TAGS; Biggs
WORDS; a lot
OUTFIT; As in the picture.
NOTES; I'm sorry Biggs but I'm so tired and my voice is so bad and has been since Friday almost without breathing and struggling to swallow nearly everything I eat or drink that I was unable to read out loud to most of my RP but I rather post this than post nothing at all. I promise that I will do a better RP next time. Good luck if you can show up.
CREDITS; FlawlessGFX Exclusive for STEFAN RAAB
LYRICS; “Cannibal” by Static-X