Post by gzavadak on Jun 3, 2013 11:59:12 GMT -4
If you had to name the one constant theme that has dogged man ever since he started to record history, chances are you’d be well within your rights to say that things always change. Whether that’s for the good or the bad is always in the eye of the beholder.
Currently, Action Packed Wrestling’s Monday Night Meltdown is going through such a period. The reigning APW North American Champion, The Guv’nor, stands on the cusp of leaving the show for greener pastures, much to the delight of Meltdown General Manager Sienna Harrison. The top dog is on his way. Upheaval in any power structure like this always creates the opportunity for a new hegemon to take over. Such a situation will break on this week’s Meltdown.
Six of Meltdown’s brightest young talents meet in a six pack challenge to determine who will join either The Guv’nor or Robina Hood as Meltdown’s other representative in the company wide Test for the Best tournament. And, with the Guv’Nor’s exit either way, the winner of this match will not only get a chance to earn a chance to compete for a World title shot, but they will also gain invaluable momentum in becoming the show’s new top star.
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The scene opens to the sanctuary of Birmingham First Baptist Church. The pews, as per usual, are chock full of parishioners, but something else would suggest that we aren’t witnessing the typical Sunday morning worship service.
At the front of the sanctuary stand a man in a black tuxedo. He is very tan, and is sporting a military style crew cut. To his left stand four more identical attired gentlemen. Directly across from the groom and his men of honor stands a slightly thicker woman, also tanner than normal, in a strapless white wedding gown. Her veil is still down, and she is joined by four of her friends, wearing strapless red dresses, no doubt her bridesmaids. And, in the middle of it all, sporting his white facial mask and a pristine set of pastoral robes is the Reverend Jerry Matthews.
Matthews: Ladies and gentlemen, family and friends of the bride and groom, it is now time for the happy couple to exchange vows. Who would like to go first?
The groom steps forward, pulling out a strip of paper as he does. He turns to face his bride, who is radiating with happiness.
Groom: Susanne, you are my sun and my stars. I never thought I would ever find a woman that would steal my heart the way you have. While we do have the occasional rough patch, you’ve always been good to me. You’re kind, you’re understanding, and these are two qualities that I know will make you a great mother. I love you with all of my heart and all of my being, and I hope that you’ll take me to be your husband.
The groom begins to get a little teary-eyed, and he puts the paper back into his pocket. The words seem to have struck a chord with Susanne, who leans forward and hugs her man. She then begins to say her vows.
Susanne: Thomas, everything you just said has only reaffirmed whatever feelings I could ever have for you. Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel protected, as if no one could ever harm me. You work your tail off, seven days a week, every week of the year, and yet you always manage somehow to make sure we spend enough quality time together. I’ve never been with a man who would sacrifice that much for little old me. So, yes, I will take you to be my husband.
The crowd of parishioners begins to applaud warmly. Matthews waits for the applause to die down before continuing.
Matthews: Now, does anyone have a reason why these two souls should not be joined together in holy matrimony, until death do they part, forever and ever?
A hush of silence falls over the crowd, but a hand from the back of the room is raised. The man is revealed to be none other than Deacon Jeremiah.
Jeremiah: Reverend, I’m afraid that I do.
Deacon Jeremiah then begins to come down the center aisle. He is carrying a white manila envelope. When he reaches the front of the sanctuary, he hands Matthews the envelope. All the while, the wedding party and their respective families can’t help but give the Deacon foul looks.
Matthews opens the envelope and any happiness immediately is gone from his face. He takes one look at Susanne, then another at Thomas.
Matthews: Brothers and sisters, it seems that we are going through a colossal waste of time today. For, you see, it seems that Susanne seems to fancy, how you say, the type of sinful pleasures that no man could ever hope to satisfy.
He turns around a piece of paper that he found in the envelope. It reveals Susanne in a very small bra and panties, and immediately next to her is a donkey. The poster also advertises a date and time for where any interested goers can take in a free ‘donkey show.’
Upon seeing this, Susanne screams bloody murder. Thomas begins to cry immediately, and almost loses his feet before being helped to a seat by two of his men of honor. Matthews and Jeremiah then begin to exit the sanctuary as immense amounts of shouting begin to fill the room. Both families are in complete shock of the revelation and complete chaos has ensued. Some members of both families begin to brawl as Matthews and Jeremiah reach the front door of the church. The pair exit the building, and Matthews notices the APW camera crew that’s present.
Matthews: Kind of reflective, wouldn’t you say? Such is the world we live in. Where a harlot of that nature would seek to lull a man into the sacred institution of marriage when she had such a ‘colorful’ past. Needless to say, it is a great thing that the Lord God chose to intervene. There is no telling what kind of harm could’ve come to their children or to good Thomas’s reputation should that revelation have become public.
Matthews chuckles to himself before continuing.
Matthews: Monday Night Meltdown is in a similar position as Thomas, prior to finding out that the supposed love of his life was no more than a shameful whore. Meltdown is going to be a bachelor starting this coming Monday, when the Guv’Nor announces his new destination. He has dominated ever since his debut, never being pinned or submitted in the squared circle. The fans grew quite attached to the colorful Brit, but now, they will need to find a new hero, a new competitor to carry their mantle. And, luckily, such an opportunity presents itself for a certain group of six competitors in the opening match on the card.
Matthews begins to take off his pastoral robes. He hands the robes to Deacon Jeremiah, revealing his white cotton suit and black dress shirt.
Matthews: It has been decreed that only two members of the Meltdown roster will earn the right to compete in the Test for the Best tournament for a chance to compete for a chance to earn a World title shot of their choice. While this is already a prestigious enough honor, the true status as the new dominant performer on Meltdown is also at stake. The winner of this six pack challenge will not only stake a claim to being the new top dog of Meltdown, but has the chance to see their career taken to new heights that were previously unreachable. And for an opportunity like this, it’s only proper to thank God the Father.
Matthews and Jeremiah bow their heads for a moment of prayer. After a few moments, they raise their heads and Matthews continues.
Matthews: I’ve already stirred up quite the media firestorm with the ultimatum I issued to London Carter a mere week ago. London had the opportunity to cast his shameful lifestyle aside, proclaim Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior, and join me on the path to humanity’s redemption. But, like so many others, he has deemed it better to become yet another victim that will fall at my feet. I proved it last week when I nearly put him six feet under with the Holy Vendetta, and he has chosen to come back for more. London, if you thought the first beating you received was bad, you haven’t seen anything yet. I’ve taken the liberty of calling a number of funeral parlors in the Portland metropolitan area for quotes. So, the word is out. I’ll be sure to pass the quotations on to your loved ones, maybe even the mother that you turned your back on so many years ago.
A devious smile crosses the pastor’s lips.
Matthews: Damien Gargano is another newcomer that is seeking to see his name in lights. And, he also likes to play with fire, dubbing himself with the moniker “The Merchant of Death.” I’ve done a little research into your past, Damien, and needless to say, I’m abhorred. You failed to use the gifts your father gave you as a child meaningfully, and instead grew content to piss all of it away by working for any number of Italian mafia hoods. Only God himself and you personally are aware of the number of dubious crimes you committed in the past for these men, and while you might still be in their good graces, I think it’s time that you finally sleep with the fishes, just like Luca Brasi.
"Jace Savage had similar opportunities as Gargano, growing up in a wealthy family, but just like Gargano, he chose to spit on his family’s name. He seems to be one of those ‘practice what you preach’ types, but surely, just like every other human, has his own secret agenda. Jace, you’ve already failed to do something that I already have done, and that’s beating London Carter. If you can’t handle that low-down gangsta filth, what makes you think you have even the slightest chance when matched up against God’s Broadsword."
"Danny Green, the prospective “Emerald Assassin.” A man who has taken it upon himself to become a vigilante to hit back against the criminal elements of society. Danny, this is commendable and all, but who exactly are you serving with this work? The woman you love? Looking for a cheap thrill? The bottom line is when I look at this guy in the ring, I can’t help but think I’m looking at the bad product of an Alan Moore wet dream. A man who can’t cope with his own personal demons to the point where he has to try and make good with himself. Sure, Danny, you can vanquish the Red Scorpion, but God only approves of the vigilantes he has given the power to go after the very kind of sort you fight against every night you don your costume."
"Niobe “Nightmare” Martin. A woman who has had a decent run of success in her stay on Meltdown. Even going so far as to be on the winning side of the main event last week. Well, unfortunately for you, Niobe, the only nightmare you’ll be experiencing this week is me beating the fear of God into you with all the power of the Lord behind me."
"You see, friends, on Monday there will be a wedding. But, it won’t be between two people. Instead, it will be the Meltdown roster and the fans that tune in every week growing comfortable with a new way, THE new way that Meltdown will be viewed in the future. And, that, brothers and sisters, will be their minds joining into holy matrimony with the idea that God the Father created man, and loves man so that he sent Jesus Christ to save us from ourselves. And, they will look at the men and women they previously looked at as heroes, and they will cast them aside. For, they will embrace their new hero, me, the Reverend Jerry Matthews, “The Evangelist.” They will wake up and see the error of their ways, and they will take up the Way of the Cross, and humanity will put off the fiery destruction of Armageddon for at least one more day. And, it will be a glorious day, a truly glorious day indeed. The Word of the Lord, Thanks Be to God."
Matthews crosses himself and then he and Deacon Jeremiah walk off screen as the scene fades to black.
Currently, Action Packed Wrestling’s Monday Night Meltdown is going through such a period. The reigning APW North American Champion, The Guv’nor, stands on the cusp of leaving the show for greener pastures, much to the delight of Meltdown General Manager Sienna Harrison. The top dog is on his way. Upheaval in any power structure like this always creates the opportunity for a new hegemon to take over. Such a situation will break on this week’s Meltdown.
Six of Meltdown’s brightest young talents meet in a six pack challenge to determine who will join either The Guv’nor or Robina Hood as Meltdown’s other representative in the company wide Test for the Best tournament. And, with the Guv’Nor’s exit either way, the winner of this match will not only get a chance to earn a chance to compete for a World title shot, but they will also gain invaluable momentum in becoming the show’s new top star.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The scene opens to the sanctuary of Birmingham First Baptist Church. The pews, as per usual, are chock full of parishioners, but something else would suggest that we aren’t witnessing the typical Sunday morning worship service.
At the front of the sanctuary stand a man in a black tuxedo. He is very tan, and is sporting a military style crew cut. To his left stand four more identical attired gentlemen. Directly across from the groom and his men of honor stands a slightly thicker woman, also tanner than normal, in a strapless white wedding gown. Her veil is still down, and she is joined by four of her friends, wearing strapless red dresses, no doubt her bridesmaids. And, in the middle of it all, sporting his white facial mask and a pristine set of pastoral robes is the Reverend Jerry Matthews.
Matthews: Ladies and gentlemen, family and friends of the bride and groom, it is now time for the happy couple to exchange vows. Who would like to go first?
The groom steps forward, pulling out a strip of paper as he does. He turns to face his bride, who is radiating with happiness.
Groom: Susanne, you are my sun and my stars. I never thought I would ever find a woman that would steal my heart the way you have. While we do have the occasional rough patch, you’ve always been good to me. You’re kind, you’re understanding, and these are two qualities that I know will make you a great mother. I love you with all of my heart and all of my being, and I hope that you’ll take me to be your husband.
The groom begins to get a little teary-eyed, and he puts the paper back into his pocket. The words seem to have struck a chord with Susanne, who leans forward and hugs her man. She then begins to say her vows.
Susanne: Thomas, everything you just said has only reaffirmed whatever feelings I could ever have for you. Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel protected, as if no one could ever harm me. You work your tail off, seven days a week, every week of the year, and yet you always manage somehow to make sure we spend enough quality time together. I’ve never been with a man who would sacrifice that much for little old me. So, yes, I will take you to be my husband.
The crowd of parishioners begins to applaud warmly. Matthews waits for the applause to die down before continuing.
Matthews: Now, does anyone have a reason why these two souls should not be joined together in holy matrimony, until death do they part, forever and ever?
A hush of silence falls over the crowd, but a hand from the back of the room is raised. The man is revealed to be none other than Deacon Jeremiah.
Jeremiah: Reverend, I’m afraid that I do.
Deacon Jeremiah then begins to come down the center aisle. He is carrying a white manila envelope. When he reaches the front of the sanctuary, he hands Matthews the envelope. All the while, the wedding party and their respective families can’t help but give the Deacon foul looks.
Matthews opens the envelope and any happiness immediately is gone from his face. He takes one look at Susanne, then another at Thomas.
Matthews: Brothers and sisters, it seems that we are going through a colossal waste of time today. For, you see, it seems that Susanne seems to fancy, how you say, the type of sinful pleasures that no man could ever hope to satisfy.
He turns around a piece of paper that he found in the envelope. It reveals Susanne in a very small bra and panties, and immediately next to her is a donkey. The poster also advertises a date and time for where any interested goers can take in a free ‘donkey show.’
Upon seeing this, Susanne screams bloody murder. Thomas begins to cry immediately, and almost loses his feet before being helped to a seat by two of his men of honor. Matthews and Jeremiah then begin to exit the sanctuary as immense amounts of shouting begin to fill the room. Both families are in complete shock of the revelation and complete chaos has ensued. Some members of both families begin to brawl as Matthews and Jeremiah reach the front door of the church. The pair exit the building, and Matthews notices the APW camera crew that’s present.
Matthews: Kind of reflective, wouldn’t you say? Such is the world we live in. Where a harlot of that nature would seek to lull a man into the sacred institution of marriage when she had such a ‘colorful’ past. Needless to say, it is a great thing that the Lord God chose to intervene. There is no telling what kind of harm could’ve come to their children or to good Thomas’s reputation should that revelation have become public.
Matthews chuckles to himself before continuing.
Matthews: Monday Night Meltdown is in a similar position as Thomas, prior to finding out that the supposed love of his life was no more than a shameful whore. Meltdown is going to be a bachelor starting this coming Monday, when the Guv’Nor announces his new destination. He has dominated ever since his debut, never being pinned or submitted in the squared circle. The fans grew quite attached to the colorful Brit, but now, they will need to find a new hero, a new competitor to carry their mantle. And, luckily, such an opportunity presents itself for a certain group of six competitors in the opening match on the card.
Matthews begins to take off his pastoral robes. He hands the robes to Deacon Jeremiah, revealing his white cotton suit and black dress shirt.
Matthews: It has been decreed that only two members of the Meltdown roster will earn the right to compete in the Test for the Best tournament for a chance to compete for a chance to earn a World title shot of their choice. While this is already a prestigious enough honor, the true status as the new dominant performer on Meltdown is also at stake. The winner of this six pack challenge will not only stake a claim to being the new top dog of Meltdown, but has the chance to see their career taken to new heights that were previously unreachable. And for an opportunity like this, it’s only proper to thank God the Father.
Matthews and Jeremiah bow their heads for a moment of prayer. After a few moments, they raise their heads and Matthews continues.
Matthews: I’ve already stirred up quite the media firestorm with the ultimatum I issued to London Carter a mere week ago. London had the opportunity to cast his shameful lifestyle aside, proclaim Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior, and join me on the path to humanity’s redemption. But, like so many others, he has deemed it better to become yet another victim that will fall at my feet. I proved it last week when I nearly put him six feet under with the Holy Vendetta, and he has chosen to come back for more. London, if you thought the first beating you received was bad, you haven’t seen anything yet. I’ve taken the liberty of calling a number of funeral parlors in the Portland metropolitan area for quotes. So, the word is out. I’ll be sure to pass the quotations on to your loved ones, maybe even the mother that you turned your back on so many years ago.
A devious smile crosses the pastor’s lips.
Matthews: Damien Gargano is another newcomer that is seeking to see his name in lights. And, he also likes to play with fire, dubbing himself with the moniker “The Merchant of Death.” I’ve done a little research into your past, Damien, and needless to say, I’m abhorred. You failed to use the gifts your father gave you as a child meaningfully, and instead grew content to piss all of it away by working for any number of Italian mafia hoods. Only God himself and you personally are aware of the number of dubious crimes you committed in the past for these men, and while you might still be in their good graces, I think it’s time that you finally sleep with the fishes, just like Luca Brasi.
"Jace Savage had similar opportunities as Gargano, growing up in a wealthy family, but just like Gargano, he chose to spit on his family’s name. He seems to be one of those ‘practice what you preach’ types, but surely, just like every other human, has his own secret agenda. Jace, you’ve already failed to do something that I already have done, and that’s beating London Carter. If you can’t handle that low-down gangsta filth, what makes you think you have even the slightest chance when matched up against God’s Broadsword."
"Danny Green, the prospective “Emerald Assassin.” A man who has taken it upon himself to become a vigilante to hit back against the criminal elements of society. Danny, this is commendable and all, but who exactly are you serving with this work? The woman you love? Looking for a cheap thrill? The bottom line is when I look at this guy in the ring, I can’t help but think I’m looking at the bad product of an Alan Moore wet dream. A man who can’t cope with his own personal demons to the point where he has to try and make good with himself. Sure, Danny, you can vanquish the Red Scorpion, but God only approves of the vigilantes he has given the power to go after the very kind of sort you fight against every night you don your costume."
"Niobe “Nightmare” Martin. A woman who has had a decent run of success in her stay on Meltdown. Even going so far as to be on the winning side of the main event last week. Well, unfortunately for you, Niobe, the only nightmare you’ll be experiencing this week is me beating the fear of God into you with all the power of the Lord behind me."
"You see, friends, on Monday there will be a wedding. But, it won’t be between two people. Instead, it will be the Meltdown roster and the fans that tune in every week growing comfortable with a new way, THE new way that Meltdown will be viewed in the future. And, that, brothers and sisters, will be their minds joining into holy matrimony with the idea that God the Father created man, and loves man so that he sent Jesus Christ to save us from ourselves. And, they will look at the men and women they previously looked at as heroes, and they will cast them aside. For, they will embrace their new hero, me, the Reverend Jerry Matthews, “The Evangelist.” They will wake up and see the error of their ways, and they will take up the Way of the Cross, and humanity will put off the fiery destruction of Armageddon for at least one more day. And, it will be a glorious day, a truly glorious day indeed. The Word of the Lord, Thanks Be to God."
Matthews crosses himself and then he and Deacon Jeremiah walk off screen as the scene fades to black.
